歌曲 | Then She Bit Me |
歌手 | DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince |
专辑 | And In This Corner... |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Harris, Smith, Townes | |
I was in a club, one Friday. | |
A lovely Lady comes walking my way. | |
She walked up and she said hello. | |
I said hi, my names Joe. | |
I was lyin', so was she. | |
She said her name was Donna, | |
But her shirt said Marie. | |
Once you get to know me, | |
you'll never forget me. | |
I said why, then she bit me. | |
Ouch! | |
That didn't hurt. | |
Kinda nicked me, | |
but she ripped my shirt. | |
At that point I fell asleep. | |
Woke up at her house, | |
In the back of a jeep. | |
A Blazer, '89 | |
Tinted windows, | |
I wish it was mine. | |
Oh, it is, | |
But where are my keys? | |
There they are...in the ignition. | |
I'm at her house. | |
It's a Tepee. | |
No, a skyscrapper. | |
No, an igloo. | |
No, it's a shack. | |
Forget it, I'll go around back. | |
It's a castle, with a moat | |
How I get Across...Boat. | |
(Twilight Zone noise) | |
Shooo...I hate that sound. | |
I went inside, | |
Looked right, looked left. | |
There she is. | |
Oh, no Thats Jeff. | |
He's invisible. | |
I went downstairs. | |
It's a loft. | |
No, it's a dungeon! | |
There she is, doing areobics. | |
No, yoga. | |
No, karate. | |
*You killed my teacher!!!* | |
But what a body! | |
No, she wasn't there. | |
I'm tellin you I saw her. | |
No, really I saw her. | |
She was playing checkers. | |
No, Nintendo. | |
Ok, I'm lying. | |
There she is, | |
Watching T.V. | |
All My Children. | |
No, thats Cosby. | |
No, Speed Racer. | |
No, thats Shaft. | |
No, thats Kimble. | |
My fault...the T.V.'s off. | |
There she is, what a doll. | |
No, that's Chucky from Child's play! | |
I kissed her, | |
And she told me this is home... | |
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... | |
Where anything can happen. | |
I'm rough like sandpaper, | |
Hard like algebra. | |
You should be glad that I was nice, | |
And I allowed ya to | |
Step on stage. | |
To kick your ryhmes off. | |
I tried to be nice, | |
But you mistook that for softness. | |
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion! | |
What I say goes fom now on, | |
This is my dominion! | |
Are there any rappers to step on stage | |
Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage, | |
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!! | |
Syche just hit me. | |
Jeff wanted to do that, | |
But I didn't. | |
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. | |
I guess I wasn't wrong. | |
Jack and Jill went up a hill, | |
To fetch a pail of water. | |
Jack fell down, | |
And broke his crown.... | |
Hickory, dickory, dock. | |
Got to use the bathroom now, | |
Sike, I was drafted. |
zuo ci : Harris, Smith, Townes | |
I was in a club, one Friday. | |
A lovely Lady comes walking my way. | |
She walked up and she said hello. | |
I said hi, my names Joe. | |
I was lyin', so was she. | |
She said her name was Donna, | |
But her shirt said Marie. | |
Once you get to know me, | |
you' ll never forget me. | |
I said why, then she bit me. | |
Ouch! | |
That didn' t hurt. | |
Kinda nicked me, | |
but she ripped my shirt. | |
At that point I fell asleep. | |
Woke up at her house, | |
In the back of a jeep. | |
A Blazer, ' 89 | |
Tinted windows, | |
I wish it was mine. | |
Oh, it is, | |
But where are my keys? | |
There they are... in the ignition. | |
I' m at her house. | |
It' s a Tepee. | |
No, a skyscrapper. | |
No, an igloo. | |
No, it' s a shack. | |
Forget it, I' ll go around back. | |
It' s a castle, with a moat | |
How I get Across... Boat. | |
Twilight Zone noise | |
Shooo... I hate that sound. | |
I went inside, | |
Looked right, looked left. | |
There she is. | |
Oh, no Thats Jeff. | |
He' s invisible. | |
I went downstairs. | |
It' s a loft. | |
No, it' s a dungeon! | |
There she is, doing areobics. | |
No, yoga. | |
No, karate. | |
You killed my teacher!!! | |
But what a body! | |
No, she wasn' t there. | |
I' m tellin you I saw her. | |
No, really I saw her. | |
She was playing checkers. | |
No, Nintendo. | |
Ok, I' m lying. | |
There she is, | |
Watching T. V. | |
All My Children. | |
No, thats Cosby. | |
No, Speed Racer. | |
No, thats Shaft. | |
No, thats Kimble. | |
My fault... the T. V.' s off. | |
There she is, what a doll. | |
No, that' s Chucky from Child' s play! | |
I kissed her, | |
And she told me this is home... | |
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... | |
Where anything can happen. | |
I' m rough like sandpaper, | |
Hard like algebra. | |
You should be glad that I was nice, | |
And I allowed ya to | |
Step on stage. | |
To kick your ryhmes off. | |
I tried to be nice, | |
But you mistook that for softness. | |
Now it' s goin' to hell with your opinion! | |
What I say goes fom now on, | |
This is my dominion! | |
Are there any rappers to step on stage | |
Cause if you do You' ll feel the force of my rage, | |
I' m on a rampage!!!!!!! | |
Syche just hit me. | |
Jeff wanted to do that, | |
But I didn' t. | |
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. | |
I guess I wasn' t wrong. | |
Jack and Jill went up a hill, | |
To fetch a pail of water. | |
Jack fell down, | |
And broke his crown.... | |
Hickory, dickory, dock. | |
Got to use the bathroom now, | |
Sike, I was drafted. |
zuò cí : Harris, Smith, Townes | |
I was in a club, one Friday. | |
A lovely Lady comes walking my way. | |
She walked up and she said hello. | |
I said hi, my names Joe. | |
I was lyin', so was she. | |
She said her name was Donna, | |
But her shirt said Marie. | |
Once you get to know me, | |
you' ll never forget me. | |
I said why, then she bit me. | |
Ouch! | |
That didn' t hurt. | |
Kinda nicked me, | |
but she ripped my shirt. | |
At that point I fell asleep. | |
Woke up at her house, | |
In the back of a jeep. | |
A Blazer, ' 89 | |
Tinted windows, | |
I wish it was mine. | |
Oh, it is, | |
But where are my keys? | |
There they are... in the ignition. | |
I' m at her house. | |
It' s a Tepee. | |
No, a skyscrapper. | |
No, an igloo. | |
No, it' s a shack. | |
Forget it, I' ll go around back. | |
It' s a castle, with a moat | |
How I get Across... Boat. | |
Twilight Zone noise | |
Shooo... I hate that sound. | |
I went inside, | |
Looked right, looked left. | |
There she is. | |
Oh, no Thats Jeff. | |
He' s invisible. | |
I went downstairs. | |
It' s a loft. | |
No, it' s a dungeon! | |
There she is, doing areobics. | |
No, yoga. | |
No, karate. | |
You killed my teacher!!! | |
But what a body! | |
No, she wasn' t there. | |
I' m tellin you I saw her. | |
No, really I saw her. | |
She was playing checkers. | |
No, Nintendo. | |
Ok, I' m lying. | |
There she is, | |
Watching T. V. | |
All My Children. | |
No, thats Cosby. | |
No, Speed Racer. | |
No, thats Shaft. | |
No, thats Kimble. | |
My fault... the T. V.' s off. | |
There she is, what a doll. | |
No, that' s Chucky from Child' s play! | |
I kissed her, | |
And she told me this is home... | |
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... | |
Where anything can happen. | |
I' m rough like sandpaper, | |
Hard like algebra. | |
You should be glad that I was nice, | |
And I allowed ya to | |
Step on stage. | |
To kick your ryhmes off. | |
I tried to be nice, | |
But you mistook that for softness. | |
Now it' s goin' to hell with your opinion! | |
What I say goes fom now on, | |
This is my dominion! | |
Are there any rappers to step on stage | |
Cause if you do You' ll feel the force of my rage, | |
I' m on a rampage!!!!!!! | |
Syche just hit me. | |
Jeff wanted to do that, | |
But I didn' t. | |
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. | |
I guess I wasn' t wrong. | |
Jack and Jill went up a hill, | |
To fetch a pail of water. | |
Jack fell down, | |
And broke his crown.... | |
Hickory, dickory, dock. | |
Got to use the bathroom now, | |
Sike, I was drafted. |