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歌曲 I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson (Album Version)
歌手 DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
专辑 And In This Corner...
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[00:00.00] 作词 : Harris, Smith, Townes
[00:18.83] Hey hey Leroy Leroy
[00:21.14] Yeah
[00:21.39] Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson
[00:24.26] Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy
[00:25.81] That played football from Montreal ain't he
[00:27.93]
[00:28.43] No no you old coop he a he a boxer man
[00:31.24] Yeah
[00:31.93] Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago
[00:34.81] I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard
[00:38.56] His head flew off into the eigtheenth row
[00:41.56] They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[00:44.74] I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight
[00:46.81] And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes
[00:49.52] Jeff was like Jeff
[00:50.08] Man you see how hard Mike's punchin'
[00:51.90] Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'
[00:53.53] Left right left right another K O
[00:55.58]
[00:56.14] If that was me I'd a been ok though
[00:58.02] The very next day I gave Russell a ring
[01:00.08] With J L and Omar we all called Don King
[01:02.96] I said 'yeah Don I got a problem
[01:04.99] Tell 'em Prince
[01:05.62] Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them ' “
[01:06.88] Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty' “
[01:08.76] Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City' “
[01:11.75] Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up
[01:13.57] Yeah you can be my trainer
[01:14.88]
[01:15.63] I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice
[01:18.01] And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson
[01:19.65] Man you can beat him you can beat him
[01:24.34] Yo man word up
[01:25.46] Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this
[01:27.46] You can do it
[01:29.65] Extra extra read all about it
[01:31.98]
[01:33.48] Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight
[01:37.10] Ah he's crazy
[01:39.79] Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row
[01:43.54]
[01:44.91] That boy done lost his mind
[01:46.97] There was press conference to see what training I was doing
[01:48.97] Before then I had never heard reporters booing
[01:51.35] Cameras flashing I was in the middle
[01:53.41] I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little
[01:55.72] I said uh I been training 2o hours a day
[01:58.10] Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')
[02:00.97] And I run 10 000 miles every morning
[02:02.17] Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory
[02:04.60] I drink water 20 gallons a pop
[02:06.79] And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block
[02:09.35] (he can do it too)
[02:10.22] And 4 million sit ups in a minute
[02:11.67] I ain't lying I did it
[02:14.04] (he done it)
[02:14.54] The general public thought I was a fool
[02:16.10] I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool
[02:18.55] Well gettin' dissed is never good
[02:20.43] But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
[02:22.74] I was at the corner at the top of my block
[02:24.68] There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
[02:27.12] It was Larwence my barber and Franny
[02:29.05] He yelled out
[02:29.81] Hey Prince you can win “
[02:31.74] I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat
[02:33.49] You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat “
[02:36.80] Ha ha you gon' get whipped “
[02:38.62] But can I have your shoes when he break your neck “
[02:40.55] Everybody was laughin' out loud
[02:42.37] I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud
[02:44.62] I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
[02:47.12] I heard her on the phone
[02:48.31] (a thousand bucks on Tyson) “1000
[02:49.65]
[02:58.16] It's fight day and man am I hyped
[03:00.53]
[03:01.03] Woah I can't wait to see Mike
[03:02.59]
[03:03.09] Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing
[03:04.72] Trump Castle Casino
[03:06.03]
[03:07.34] In this corner weighing in
[03:10.15]
[03:13.96]
[03:17.72] And in this corner
[03:18.59] The heavyweight champion of the world
[03:20.72]
[03:21.46] Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)
[03:24.47]
[03:25.09] I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
[03:26.96] Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
[03:29.09] For a second I looked good out there
[03:31.28] But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
[03:33.46] One punch that's all it took (oooh)
[03:36.15] He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
[03:38.22] Now how can I say this and be a little discreet
[03:40.59] Let's just say that my bowels released
[03:42.59] I called timeout and went back to my corner
[03:44.71] Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin'
[03:46.96] The hell back out there man you can forget it' “
[03:49.15] My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it) “
[03:51.65] They tried to make me go meet my doom
[03:53.59] But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
[03:55.96] The next day the headline in the town
[03:57.84] 'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round' “
[03:59.84] Some fool asked why I ran away
[04:02.40] I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
[04:04.52] My career is over as far as fightin'
[04:06.96] But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson
[04:09.40] Hey Leroy
[04:11.27] Yeah
[04:11.78] Did you see the fight did you see the fight
[04:14.40] The the the football player
[04:15.96] No the boxer come on man
[04:17.84] I was at the fight last night
[04:19.15] I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars
[04:21.46] For my ticket right
[04:22.59] Ah you weren't at no fight
[04:23.96] I seen you around here last night
[04:25.40] And the boy the boy ran out the ring
[04:28.09] You always lying
[04:29.59] I ain't lying
[04:30.34] You lie to your grandkids
[04:31.83] I seen it
[04:32.65] You been lying ever since you was a little kid
[04:34.46] Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off
[04:36.46] His leg fell off and it fell over
[04:37.77] You always lying
[04:38.21] And he knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand
[04:39.77] I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy
[04:41.53] You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there
[04:42.90] I was right next to you playin' checkers
[00:00.00] zuo ci : Harris, Smith, Townes
[00:18.83] Hey hey Leroy Leroy
[00:21.14] Yeah
[00:21.39] Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson
[00:24.26] Mike Mike Tyson he' s the boy
[00:25.81] That played football from Montreal ain' t he
[00:27.93]
[00:28.43] No no you old coop he a he a boxer man
[00:31.24] Yeah
[00:31.93] Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago
[00:34.81] I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard
[00:38.56] His head flew off into the eigtheenth row
[00:41.56] They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[00:44.74] I was in Jeff' s crib one night about eight
[00:46.81] And we were watchin' a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes
[00:49.52] Jeff was like Jeff
[00:50.08] Man you see how hard Mike' s punchin'
[00:51.90] Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'
[00:53.53] Left right left right another K O
[00:55.58]
[00:56.14] If that was me I' d a been ok though
[00:58.02] The very next day I gave Russell a ring
[01:00.08] With J L and Omar we all called Don King
[01:02.96] I said ' yeah Don I got a problem
[01:04.99] Tell ' em Prince
[01:05.62] Yeah what' s up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them ' "
[01:06.88] Forget the small talk let' s get to the nitty gritty' "
[01:08.76] Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City' "
[01:11.75] Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up
[01:13.57] Yeah you can be my trainer
[01:14.88]
[01:15.63] I' m rough like a freight train smooth like ice
[01:18.01] And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson
[01:19.65] Man you can beat him you can beat him
[01:24.34] Yo man word up
[01:25.46] Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this
[01:27.46] You can do it
[01:29.65] Extra extra read all about it
[01:31.98]
[01:33.48] Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight
[01:37.10] Ah he' s crazy
[01:39.79] Ain' t that the boy who knocked the guy' s head in the fifthteen row
[01:43.54]
[01:44.91] That boy done lost his mind
[01:46.97] There was press conference to see what training I was doing
[01:48.97] Before then I had never heard reporters booing
[01:51.35] Cameras flashing I was in the middle
[01:53.41] I didn' t wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little
[01:55.72] I said uh I been training 2o hours a day
[01:58.10] Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay that' s what he' s doin'
[02:00.97] And I run 10 000 miles every morning
[02:02.17] Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory
[02:04.60] I drink water 20 gallons a pop
[02:06.79] And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block
[02:09.35] he can do it too
[02:10.22] And 4 million sit ups in a minute
[02:11.67] I ain' t lying I did it
[02:14.04] he done it
[02:14.54] The general public thought I was a fool
[02:16.10] I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool
[02:18.55] Well gettin' dissed is never good
[02:20.43] But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
[02:22.74] I was at the corner at the top of my block
[02:24.68] There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
[02:27.12] It was Larwence my barber and Franny
[02:29.05] He yelled out
[02:29.81] Hey Prince you can win "
[02:31.74] I said ' really ' and I stopped to chat
[02:33.49] You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat "
[02:36.80] Ha ha you gon' get whipped "
[02:38.62] But can I have your shoes when he break your neck "
[02:40.55] Everybody was laughin' out loud
[02:42.37] I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud
[02:44.62] I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
[02:47.12] I heard her on the phone
[02:48.31] a thousand bucks on Tyson " 1000
[02:49.65]
[02:58.16] It' s fight day and man am I hyped
[03:00.53]
[03:01.03] Woah I can' t wait to see Mike
[03:02.59]
[03:03.09] Boy I' m hyped ready to be my thing
[03:04.72] Trump Castle Casino
[03:06.03]
[03:07.34] In this corner weighing in
[03:10.15]
[03:13.96]
[03:17.72] And in this corner
[03:18.59] The heavyweight champion of the world
[03:20.72]
[03:21.46] Iron Mike Tyson cheering
[03:24.47]
[03:25.09] I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
[03:26.96] Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
[03:29.09] For a second I looked good out there
[03:31.28] But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
[03:33.46] One punch that' s all it took oooh
[03:36.15] He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
[03:38.22] Now how can I say this and be a little discreet
[03:40.59] Let' s just say that my bowels released
[03:42.59] I called timeout and went back to my corner
[03:44.71] Said to my coach ' ain' t no way I' m goin'
[03:46.96] The hell back out there man you can forget it' "
[03:49.15] My body' s like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna hit it "
[03:51.65] They tried to make me go meet my doom
[03:53.59] But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
[03:55.96] The next day the headline in the town
[03:57.84] ' Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round' "
[03:59.84] Some fool asked why I ran away
[04:02.40] I said ' a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
[04:04.52] My career is over as far as fightin'
[04:06.96] But I don' t know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson
[04:09.40] Hey Leroy
[04:11.27] Yeah
[04:11.78] Did you see the fight did you see the fight
[04:14.40] The the the football player
[04:15.96] No the boxer come on man
[04:17.84] I was at the fight last night
[04:19.15] I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars
[04:21.46] For my ticket right
[04:22.59] Ah you weren' t at no fight
[04:23.96] I seen you around here last night
[04:25.40] And the boy the boy ran out the ring
[04:28.09] You always lying
[04:29.59] I ain' t lying
[04:30.34] You lie to your grandkids
[04:31.83] I seen it
[04:32.65] You been lying ever since you was a little kid
[04:34.46] Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off
[04:36.46] His leg fell off and it fell over
[04:37.77] You always lying
[04:38.21] And he knocked the HBO camerman' s camera fell out his hand
[04:39.77] I said god damn I couldn' t beleive it Leroy
[04:41.53] You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there
[04:42.90] I was right next to you playin' checkers
[00:00.00] zuò cí : Harris, Smith, Townes
[00:18.83] Hey hey Leroy Leroy
[00:21.14] Yeah
[00:21.39] Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson
[00:24.26] Mike Mike Tyson he' s the boy
[00:25.81] That played football from Montreal ain' t he
[00:27.93]
[00:28.43] No no you old coop he a he a boxer man
[00:31.24] Yeah
[00:31.93] Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago
[00:34.81] I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard
[00:38.56] His head flew off into the eigtheenth row
[00:41.56] They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[00:44.74] I was in Jeff' s crib one night about eight
[00:46.81] And we were watchin' a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes
[00:49.52] Jeff was like Jeff
[00:50.08] Man you see how hard Mike' s punchin'
[00:51.90] Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'
[00:53.53] Left right left right another K O
[00:55.58]
[00:56.14] If that was me I' d a been ok though
[00:58.02] The very next day I gave Russell a ring
[01:00.08] With J L and Omar we all called Don King
[01:02.96] I said ' yeah Don I got a problem
[01:04.99] Tell ' em Prince
[01:05.62] Yeah what' s up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them ' "
[01:06.88] Forget the small talk let' s get to the nitty gritty' "
[01:08.76] Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City' "
[01:11.75] Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up
[01:13.57] Yeah you can be my trainer
[01:14.88]
[01:15.63] I' m rough like a freight train smooth like ice
[01:18.01] And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson
[01:19.65] Man you can beat him you can beat him
[01:24.34] Yo man word up
[01:25.46] Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this
[01:27.46] You can do it
[01:29.65] Extra extra read all about it
[01:31.98]
[01:33.48] Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight
[01:37.10] Ah he' s crazy
[01:39.79] Ain' t that the boy who knocked the guy' s head in the fifthteen row
[01:43.54]
[01:44.91] That boy done lost his mind
[01:46.97] There was press conference to see what training I was doing
[01:48.97] Before then I had never heard reporters booing
[01:51.35] Cameras flashing I was in the middle
[01:53.41] I didn' t wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little
[01:55.72] I said uh I been training 2o hours a day
[01:58.10] Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay that' s what he' s doin'
[02:00.97] And I run 10 000 miles every morning
[02:02.17] Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory
[02:04.60] I drink water 20 gallons a pop
[02:06.79] And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block
[02:09.35] he can do it too
[02:10.22] And 4 million sit ups in a minute
[02:11.67] I ain' t lying I did it
[02:14.04] he done it
[02:14.54] The general public thought I was a fool
[02:16.10] I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool
[02:18.55] Well gettin' dissed is never good
[02:20.43] But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
[02:22.74] I was at the corner at the top of my block
[02:24.68] There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
[02:27.12] It was Larwence my barber and Franny
[02:29.05] He yelled out
[02:29.81] Hey Prince you can win "
[02:31.74] I said ' really ' and I stopped to chat
[02:33.49] You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat "
[02:36.80] Ha ha you gon' get whipped "
[02:38.62] But can I have your shoes when he break your neck "
[02:40.55] Everybody was laughin' out loud
[02:42.37] I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud
[02:44.62] I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
[02:47.12] I heard her on the phone
[02:48.31] a thousand bucks on Tyson " 1000
[02:49.65]
[02:58.16] It' s fight day and man am I hyped
[03:00.53]
[03:01.03] Woah I can' t wait to see Mike
[03:02.59]
[03:03.09] Boy I' m hyped ready to be my thing
[03:04.72] Trump Castle Casino
[03:06.03]
[03:07.34] In this corner weighing in
[03:10.15]
[03:13.96]
[03:17.72] And in this corner
[03:18.59] The heavyweight champion of the world
[03:20.72]
[03:21.46] Iron Mike Tyson cheering
[03:24.47]
[03:25.09] I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
[03:26.96] Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
[03:29.09] For a second I looked good out there
[03:31.28] But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
[03:33.46] One punch that' s all it took oooh
[03:36.15] He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
[03:38.22] Now how can I say this and be a little discreet
[03:40.59] Let' s just say that my bowels released
[03:42.59] I called timeout and went back to my corner
[03:44.71] Said to my coach ' ain' t no way I' m goin'
[03:46.96] The hell back out there man you can forget it' "
[03:49.15] My body' s like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna hit it "
[03:51.65] They tried to make me go meet my doom
[03:53.59] But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
[03:55.96] The next day the headline in the town
[03:57.84] ' Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round' "
[03:59.84] Some fool asked why I ran away
[04:02.40] I said ' a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
[04:04.52] My career is over as far as fightin'
[04:06.96] But I don' t know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson
[04:09.40] Hey Leroy
[04:11.27] Yeah
[04:11.78] Did you see the fight did you see the fight
[04:14.40] The the the football player
[04:15.96] No the boxer come on man
[04:17.84] I was at the fight last night
[04:19.15] I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars
[04:21.46] For my ticket right
[04:22.59] Ah you weren' t at no fight
[04:23.96] I seen you around here last night
[04:25.40] And the boy the boy ran out the ring
[04:28.09] You always lying
[04:29.59] I ain' t lying
[04:30.34] You lie to your grandkids
[04:31.83] I seen it
[04:32.65] You been lying ever since you was a little kid
[04:34.46] Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off
[04:36.46] His leg fell off and it fell over
[04:37.77] You always lying
[04:38.21] And he knocked the HBO camerman' s camera fell out his hand
[04:39.77] I said god damn I couldn' t beleive it Leroy
[04:41.53] You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there
[04:42.90] I was right next to you playin' checkers
[00:18.83] 嘿，嘿，Leroy
[00:21.14] 干嘛
[00:21.39] 你有没有听说过麦克泰森？
[00:24.26] 麦克泰森，他是不是
[00:25.81] 来自蒙特力欧的橄榄球运动员吗？
[00:27.93]
[00:28.43] 不是啦，你个老糊涂，他是拳击手
[00:31.24]
[00:31.93] 我跟你说，我某个月前，我看了他比赛
[00:34.81] 我看到他揍那小子，他狠狠地揍了他
[00:38.56] 把他揍飞到18排座位
[00:41.56] 他们得从那18排座位里面把他头拉回去
[00:44.74] 一晚，傍晚8点，我在Jeff的家
[00:46.81] 我们在看麦克泰森的拳击录影带
[00:49.52] 这样说道
[00:50.08] 天啊，你看到Mike揍得有多狠吗？
[00:51.90] 拜托，另一个人只是故意套马索的
[00:53.53] 左勾拳啊，右钩拳啊，又一个KO
[00:55.58]
[00:56.14] 要是我的话，我就OK无所谓啦
[00:58.02] 又一天，我给Russell Simmons打电话
[01:00.08] 给J.L.和拳击大咖Don King打电话
[01:02.96] 我说：“对，Don，我有意见”
[01:04.99] 跟他们说吧，茶煲王子
[01:05.62] 对，咋啦，你想说啥，你想处理他们吗？”
[01:06.88] 废话少说，说正事”
[01:08.76] 我和麦克两个月后在川普赌场大西洋城一对一对比”
[01:11.75] 哟，你能行的，你得好好教训他
[01:13.57] 没错，你可以做我的训练人
[01:14.88] Word up 说啥？
[01:15.63] 我狠如货车，平稳如冰
[01:18.01] 还有，Jeff，说真的，我想我能打败麦克泰森
[01:19.65] 你能打败他，兄弟，你能打败他
[01:24.34] 没错
[01:25.46] 我还增了不少磅，我们能赢的
[01:27.46] 你能行的
[01:29.65] 号外，号外， 快来看啊
[01:31.98]
[01:33.48] 茶煲王子想跟麦克泰森一对一对比
[01:37.10] 哈哈哈哈，他真是疯了
[01:39.79] 这不是那个把那上次的小子头被揍飞到15排座位的那个拳击手吗？
[01:43.54] Hey Leroy you read the paper 嘿，Leroy，你看了那头条吗？
[01:44.91] 那小子真是脑子进水了
[01:46.97] 那时有现场采访，问问我训练的过程
[01:48.97] 谁知那时之前，我还没听到好多记者都在嘘我
[01:51.35] 摄像机把我拍到中间
[01:53.41] 我不想看起来呆呆的，所以我浮夸了一点
[01:55.72] 我说：“额，我一天训练20小时”
[01:58.10] 举起大旧车还有一大个稻草
[02:00.97] 还有我每天早上都跑一万里
[02:02.17] 想起麦克还有我自己的光荣时刻
[02:04.60] 我和20加仑的矿泉水和汽水
[02:06.79] 我也能把大众汽车扔到好几栋远
[02:09.35] 他也能行
[02:10.22] 还有一分钟做4百万俯卧撑
[02:11.67] 我没骗你，我真有做
[02:14.04] 没错
[02:14.54] 当众都觉得我是个傻子
[02:16.10] 我都被黑了，但我想这也没啥关系
[02:18.55] 被黑一点都不好
[02:20.43] 但我甚至都被老邻边的邻居朋友们黑
[02:22.74] 我就在我接到的某个角落
[02:24.68] 有一两人站在理发店外面
[02:27.12] 却是我的理发师Lawrence和Franny
[02:29.05] 他大喊
[02:29.81] 嘿，茶煲仔，你能赢”
[02:31.74] 我说“真的吗？” 我停下来跟他谈
[02:33.49] 你能打败他的，只要你用球棒打他头”
[02:36.80] 哈哈，你会被揍死的”
[02:38.62] 但，他勒断你脖子时能不能把你的鞋子给我？”
[02:40.55] 人们都在LOL (不停地嘲笑)
[02:42.37] 我想至少我奶奶会感到骄傲
[02:44.62] 我偷偷进了奶奶的家去给她个惊喜
[02:47.12] 却听到她打电话说
[02:48.31] 块赌麦克泰森能赢”
[02:49.65]
[02:58.16] 拳击比赛到了，天啊，我真是激动
[03:00.53]
[03:01.03] 我真迫不及待去见麦克泰森
[03:02.59]
[03:03.09] 天啊，我真是激动到快点秀我的风采
[03:04.72] 就在新泽西川普城堡赌场
[03:06.03]
[03:07.34] 就在这角落，只有
[03:10.15] At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent 仅仅165磅，闪电鼠辈
[03:13.96] The Fresh Prince (booing) 茶煲王子 (下去吧!)
[03:17.72] 又在另个角落
[03:18.59] 全世界重量级冠军
[03:20.72]
[03:21.46] 铁拳麦克泰森 (加油!)
[03:24.47]
[03:25.09] 我拼命打啊，拼命揍啊
[03:26.96] 左勾拳啊，右钩拳啊
[03:29.09] 一开始几秒，我表现起来不错
[03:31.28] 但之后麦克使这现实变成我最可怕的噩梦
[03:33.46] 就这样一拳即命
[03:36.15] 他打到我的肋骨，我最里面器官
[03:38.22] 这我该怎么说呢？还是谨慎地说吧
[03:40.59] 直接说我不再便秘了
[03:42.59] 我要求暂停，回到角落
[03:44.71] 对我教练说：“门都没有”
[03:46.96] 我要弃权认输，天啊，算了吧”
[03:49.15] 我身体就像个沙袋，麦克要扑过来了”
[03:51.65] 他们试着让我等着送死
[03:53.59] 但我傻呆呆地盲揍了我教练，匆忙跑到更衣室
[03:55.96] 又一天，号外又写
[03:57.84] 茶煲王子认输，泰森首回稳胜”
[03:59.84] 某二B问我干嘛逃跑
[04:02.40] 我说：“彻底打不赢的仗，还是先走为妙”
[04:04.52] 我的拳击生涯已结束
[04:06.96] 但我真不知道我脑子进水到我能打败麦克泰森
[04:09.40] 嘿，Leroy
[04:11.27] 干嘛
[04:11.78] 你看了那比赛了吗？你看了那比赛了吗？
[04:14.40] 橄榄球运动员吗？
[04:15.96] 不是啦，是拳击手，拜托
[04:17.84] 我昨晚就在搏击比赛现场
[04:19.15] 我花了474000块钱
[04:21.46] 买了票，对吧
[04:22.59] 唉，你根本不在看比赛
[04:23.96] 我昨晚都看到你在那里
[04:25.40] 还有那小子，那小子认输了
[04:28.09] 你一直都在骗人
[04:29.59] 我没骗你
[04:30.34] 你还对你孙子骗人
[04:31.83] 我真看到了
[04:32.65] 你自从小时候都开始学会骗人
[04:34.46] 麦克泰森揍那小子的肋骨，他腿都断了
[04:36.46] 腿断了，之后摔了大跤
[04:37.77] 你一直骗人
[04:38.21] 之后那小子揍掉了HBO电视台摄影师的摄影机
[04:39.77] 我说，我操，我真不敢相信，Leroy
[04:41.53] 你真应该在搏击现场，你真应该在那里
[04:42.90] 少来，我就在你旁边玩牌
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