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Uh uh, ah uh |
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Yo Jeffrey |
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Buss it What are ya doin in there? |
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Word em up word em up word em up |
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In the place at about this time |
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the |
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Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out |
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Losing it all no sense |
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Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man, scratch it |
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Uh aw that was decent |
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Now scratch it a quick joint, a quick one |
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Jeff Oh yeah yeah |
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We just bugging we just having some fun |
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Me and Jeffrey |
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He's the D |
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J, I'm the |
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Rapper Hello can anybody hear me |
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You can aight that's good you can hear me |
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Okay it's clear it's good okay everybody's got it |
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One two One two and |
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My rhymes have been written not to be bitten |
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But as it seems, some suckers keep forgetting the rules about rappin, but that's alright |
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Cause in the next five minutes |
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I'm a have them all uptight |
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Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than |
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Santa Man the battles |
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I battle, |
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I usually win em |
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In less than a minute, but it all depends |
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On how long it takes you rappers to realise |
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That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous |
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Didn't you get my message its out of the question |
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Cause you're toys boys, |
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I'm the Real |
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McCoy I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed |
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If I was Fred |
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Flintstone |
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I'd probably own all of |
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Bedrock If |
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I was a criminal |
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I'd probably own a cellblock |
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If I was in the |
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Navy I would own the sea |
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But I'm a poet so |
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I own the whole rap industry |
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I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den |
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It's either kill or be killed, so |
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I kill I kill again and again and again |
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Surmount the times, rappers |
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I'll slaughter them |
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I tie em up and throw them in the water |
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Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened until somebody else starts rappin |
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That's when |
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I snap and |
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I'll attack and go mad like |
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Rambo or maybe like |
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Commando, or like |
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Lando Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the |
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Force Fresh |
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Prince is the source |
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I feel no pain or remorse |
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Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly |
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Man I really really really really really really |
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Hate when people, doubt my ability |
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And I have to prove superiority |
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If rap was basketball, |
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I would be in luck |
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Cause every time |
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I freestyle it would be a slam dunk |
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Man I'm the engineer, and you're the passengers |
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Taking on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre |
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The Jason of rap, |
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Freddy Kruger of rhymin |
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And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man |
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People will run, to |
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Philadelphia |
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Pennsylvania to all join in, to this |
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Fresh Prince mania |
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My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo |
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Everywhere you go, audio and video |
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A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist |
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Other rappers say, yo |
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Prince why don't you show me this |
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Style now you must be trippin it ain't no way in hell |
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I'ma let you put your lip in |
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My rhyme cause it's a timebomb, |
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I'm not kiddin |
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My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten |
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I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol |
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I shop at |
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Macy's now but |
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I used to shop at |
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Gimble's I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave |
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Walk through a tornado, or a volcano |
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But I'll be okay though |
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And here's some more info that you rappers should know |
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You are the bombs and |
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I will defuse you |
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I am the lawyer and |
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I'm going to accuse you of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty |
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There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me rappin any time or day |
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Pop so much trash, man |
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I can't wait to be face to face, and hear |
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Jeff say sick em |
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Man you're gonna be my victim |
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You better duck, and pray for good luck |
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Chuck, cause you're stuck |
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You're like a |
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Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked |
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I see you're nervous purpose that's how |
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I now you're soft |
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You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off |
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But just relax my power to the max |
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And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track, |
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Jack So back up, as if you got good sense |
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Or feel the fury of the |
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Prince And ya don't stop |
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Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots |
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Yo Jazzy hey |
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Jeff I'm psyched |
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I'm psyched |
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Give em a cut |
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Jeff Ooh-wee check out my dish-jockey! |
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Ay Jeffrey |
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Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one |
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Uh ha yeah |
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Wow, ay Jeff |
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Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones |
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A fresh one |
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Jeffrey No music, no music |
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Woo, that was decent, that was decent |
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That's my |
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DJ, that's my |
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DJ Jazzy Jeff, |
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I'm the Fresh |
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Prince Hi how ya doin? |
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How's everyone doin out there? |
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Ooh! I'm just here to talk about my |
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DJ I was just |
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I was just standin in here, really |
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Really? Aight, okay, um |
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On behalf of |
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DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the |
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Fresh Prince .. (Don't touch that dial) |
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Thank you, and good night |
