| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 叶绿の素♪ |
| [00:00.361] | 作曲 : 叶绿の素♪ |
| [00:00.722] | 末夏的江东城， |
| [00:03.729] | 挥之不去的燥热 |
| [00:07.238] | 依旧笼罩着大地。 |
| [00:10.998] | 傍晚，太阳缩到了天边一角， |
| [00:15.004] | 在余辉的照耀下， |
| [00:18.764] | 我撰着录取通知书 |
| [00:22.023] | 从熙熙攘攘人群中挤过， |
| [00:25.280] | 在学校门口站定， |
| [00:28.038] | 抬头望着陌生的四个大字发呆 |
| [00:32.548] | ——江湖大学。 |
| [00:35.051] | 我用超过提档线 |
| [00:37.305] | 一百多分的成绩 |
| [00:40.309] | 报考江湖大学的王牌专业， |
| [00:43.065] | 居然被调剂到了 |
| [00:45.821] | 从未听说过的物理系， |
| [00:49.577] | 网上居然连个排名都没有， |
| [00:53.586] | 这事儿给谁心里能舒畅呢？ |
| [00:56.091] | 也罢，来都来了， |
| [00:59.349] | 就踏踏实实干吧。 |
| [01:02.106] | 稍作停留 |
| [01:04.361] | 我便迈出了那一步， |
| [01:07.368] | 跟中学的自己做了个了断， |
| [01:11.125] | 我知道我的生活 |
| [01:13.381] | 将翻开全新的篇章， |
| [01:16.638] | 不管怎样， |
| [01:19.394] | 我期待着大学的一切。 |
| [01:23.403] | 但是那个时候有谁会知道 |
| [01:28.416] | 我那一步将意味着...... |
| [01:36.933] | 我用仅有的兴奋 |
| [01:39.690] | 拖起疲惫的身体 |
| [01:42.196] | 把包裹扛进了寝室， |
| [01:45.704] | 简单收拾后， |
| [01:48.710] | 室友们也陆陆续续的来了。 |
| [01:50.965] | 这边我们刚见面的几个 |
| [01:52.971] | 趁着新鲜感津津有味的聊， |
| [01:55.225] | 一边的家长们也其乐融融， |
| [01:56.728] | 有大学经历的 |
| [01:58.734] | 给早年参加工作的家长 |
| [02:00.236] | 深情讲述大学生活， |
| [02:01.991] | 学历高的家长 |
| [02:03.495] | 忙于介绍学习 |
| [02:05.247] | 和管理经验， |
| [02:07.505] | 送礼的送礼， |
| [02:08.759] | 问好的问好， |
| [02:10.513] | 所有人都打成一片。 |
| [02:12.268] | 他们聊的正酣， |
| [02:14.024] | 我们三个就溜去探索学校了。 |
| [02:15.777] | 我们一溜烟跑下了楼， |
| [02:21.040] | 边走边聊了起来。 |
| [02:22.292] | 小阳「你们觉得这学校怎么样啊？」 |
| [02:23.545] | 泽哥「除了有点小，其他都挺好。尤其这个绿化比我们那公园都好」 |
| [02:25.550] | 小阳「还好吧？我们那边绿化也这样。不过这个学校确实小，刚刚我用了5分钟就从前门走到后门哈哈哈」 |
| [02:26.803] | 泽哥「也不看看你考多少分来的」 |
| [02:28.307] | 小阳「哈哈哈，但是别小瞧这学校，可厉害呢，尤其海洋生物学。而且呢，我听说这个学校还有个秘密......」 |
| [02:29.560] | 泽哥「行啦行啦，你又不在人家好专业。旁边那个..叫什么来着，你咋不坑气？」 |
| [02:31.063] | 小阳「说的好像你在！emmm不跟你争了。人家叫叶子好吗」 |
| [02:32.065] | 泽哥「哦，叶子呀，你装深沉可是有一套，啊，哈哈哈」 |
| [02:33.067] | 我「......」 |
| [02:33.818] | 泽哥「刚见面，跟哥几个聊聊天不好吗」 |
| [02:35.070] | 我「嗯，我也感觉这学校绿化挺好。就是刚刚一提到成绩，就有点迷」 |
| [02:36.324] | 泽哥「哦，我是考了......」 |
| [02:37.578] | 小阳「住口吧你们，刚见面就不能聊天开心的吗大兄弟们」 |
| [02:38.581] | 泽哥「也是」 |
| [02:39.584] | 小阳「话说天都快黑了，咱们寝室还有一个人一直没有现身呢」 |
| [02:40.836] | 我「你说袖子呀，他刚刚在群里说晚些到的」 |
| [02:42.340] | ？？？「Cool, babies! Nice to meet you!」 |
| [02:43.843] | 刹车声响起。 |
| [02:44.846] | 一辆电迪停在我们面前， |
| [02:46.099] | 上面的黑衣男子一步跨下车来， |
| [02:47.352] | 整理衣服，摘下墨镜， |
| [02:48.353] | 背了手，侧过身。 |
| [02:49.855] | ？？？「室友们，你们好~」 |
| [02:51.108] | 众人「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」 |
| [02:52.360] | 我「这是谁家的帅哥鸭」 |
| [02:53.614] | 小阳「这个现身我给满分」 |
| [02:55.116] | 我「不过你是怎么找到我们的？」 |
| [02:56.369] | 袖子华丽的一个转身， |
| [02:57.373] | 把手指向了808的窗口， |
| [02:58.376] | 家长们正看着我们笑， |
| [02:59.628] | 我远远的就好像听到了猪叫...... |
| [03:01.133] | 泽哥「好啦好啦，欢迎新人。这下我们808寝室就聚齐了，我们一起熟悉一下校园吧」 |
| [03:02.886] | 袖子「好嘞，交给我了~我开学前做了可多工作嘞！」 |
| [03:04.639] | 袖子「看，这是文学院，虽然排名靠后，但是楼蛮高端的」 |
| [03:06.393] | 文科生可真够无聊的。 |
| [03:08.398] | 袖子「看，这是医学部，这高端大气上档次的实验室才配得上我们王教授的名气」 |
| [03:09.651] | 王教授？ |
| [03:11.405] | 我见了他一定找他要张签名。 |
| [03:12.658] | 袖子继续说「快看，这就是传说中的海洋生物部，几乎占了大半个学校，这巨大的半球形玻璃建筑里面是一千个大大小小的教室，办公室和实验室，据说这半圆楼底下是一片地下海，里面有好多好多稀有生物和高端实验器材，这么高端的设施都能跟南京的河海大学有的一拼了」 |
| [03:14.162] | 哇，这也太惊艳了吧， |
| [03:15.416] | 难怪要650分呢， |
| [03:16.919] | 这里简直是研究人员的天堂啊！ |
| [03:18.424] | 可是，这本来是属于我的地方呀！ |
| [03:19.677] | 小阳「别卖关子了，我们理学院在哪呢」 |
| [03:20.678] | 袖子「别急嘛，看到没有，半球两边的两个小二楼，就是我们理学院」 |
| [03:22.433] | 小阳「什么鬼？就这low的楼？亏它还是一个学院呢。居然还分了两半在海洋生物学院两边，这不是明显的歧视嘛！？！？」 |
| [03:24.940] | 泽哥「这个我知道，一边数学系一边物理系」 |
| [03:26.193] | 袖子「对的！据说这样划分是为了管理的方便」 |
| [03:27.446] | 泽哥「去一边儿去的方便，就是欺负人」 |
| [03:28.699] | 袖子「不不不」 |
| [03:29.703] | ...... |
| [03:30.706] | 正当二位争论个不停， |
| [03:31.959] | 小阳突然站到了大家面前 |
| [03:33.463] | 小阳「咳咳，接下来我来带领大家。看，大家右侧就是学校最大的食堂，我们先进去参观一下吧！」 |
| [03:34.965] | 泽哥抬手敲了一下他的头 |
| [03:36.469] | 泽哥「就你聪明。不过天要黑了，我们走吧」 |
| [03:38.224] | 那晚，我们每个人都结识了大学的第一批朋友， |
| [03:39.979] | 那便是室友。 |
| [03:41.983] | 我们都知道，在大学， |
| [03:43.487] | 我们是最最亲近的， |
| [03:45.241] | 都要在彼此的伴随下走完四年， |
| [03:47.245] | 相伴余生。 |
| [03:50.253] | 他们，是你大学留在你心头的第一条吻痕。 |
| [03:53.009] | 很快，第一天结束了。 |
| [04:01.531] | 第二天一早， |
| [04:03.284] | 我的父母开完家长会 |
| [04:04.788] | 就敲开我们808的门来和我道别， |
| [04:06.293] | 给我讲要好好学习， |
| [04:07.796] | 天天向上，保持锻炼， |
| [04:08.798] | 远离游戏，不能熬夜， |
| [04:10.050] | 多喝热水，注意身体， |
| [04:11.304] | 实践活动，要多参加， |
| [04:12.807] | 唠唠叨叨一大堆，烦死了。 |
| [04:14.062] | 最后走的时候还特地强调 |
| [04:15.065] | 不能搞对象！ |
| [04:15.817] | 绝对不能搞！对！象！ |
| [04:17.573] | 学习最重要。 |
| [04:18.825] | 我挥挥手，“没问题的！” |
| [04:20.079] | 嘴上这么说着， |
| [04:21.832] | 心里早就千万头草泥马奔腾而过了。 |
| [04:23.836] | 看着他们远去的身影， |
| [04:25.844] | 我总算解脱了。 |
| [04:28.350] | 他们一走， |
| [04:30.605] | 我想干啥谁还拦得住我？ |
| [04:32.109] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : ye lv su |
| [00:00.361] | zuo qu : ye lv su |
| [00:00.722] | mo xia de jiang dong cheng, |
| [00:03.729] | hui zhi bu qu de zao re |
| [00:07.238] | yi jiu long zhao zhe da di. |
| [00:10.998] | bang wan, tai yang suo dao le tian bian yi jiao, |
| [00:15.004] | zai yu hui de zhao yao xia, |
| [00:18.764] | wo zhuan zhe lu qu tong zhi shu |
| [00:22.023] | cong xi xi rang rang ren qun zhong ji guo, |
| [00:25.280] | zai xue xiao men kou zhan ding, |
| [00:28.038] | tai tou wang zhe mo sheng de si ge da zi fa dai |
| [00:32.548] | jiang hu da xue. |
| [00:35.051] | wo yong chao guo ti dang xian |
| [00:37.305] | yi bai duo fen de cheng ji |
| [00:40.309] | bao kao jiang hu da xue de wang pai zhuan ye, |
| [00:43.065] | ju ran bei tiao ji dao le |
| [00:45.821] | cong wei ting shuo guo de wu li xi, |
| [00:49.577] | wang shang ju ran lian ge pai ming dou mei you, |
| [00:53.586] | zhe shi er gei shui xin li neng shu chang ne? |
| [00:56.091] | ye ba, lai dou lai le, |
| [00:59.349] | jiu ta ta shi shi gan ba. |
| [01:02.106] | shao zuo ting liu |
| [01:04.361] | wo bian mai chu le na yi bu, |
| [01:07.368] | gen zhong xue de zi ji zuo le ge liao duan, |
| [01:11.125] | wo zhi dao wo de sheng huo |
| [01:13.381] | jiang fan kai quan xin de pian zhang, |
| [01:16.638] | bu guan zen yang, |
| [01:19.394] | wo qi dai zhe da xue de yi qie. |
| [01:23.403] | dan shi na ge shi hou you shui hui zhi dao |
| [01:28.416] | wo na yi bu jiang yi wei zhe...... |
| [01:36.933] | wo yong jin you de xing fen |
| [01:39.690] | tuo qi pi bei de shen ti |
| [01:42.196] | ba bao guo kang jin le qin shi, |
| [01:45.704] | jian dan shou shi hou, |
| [01:48.710] | shi you men ye lu lu xu xu de lai le. |
| [01:50.965] | zhe bian wo men gang jian mian di ji ge |
| [01:52.971] | chen zhe xin xian gan jin jin you wei de liao, |
| [01:55.225] | yi bian de jia zhang men ye qi le rong rong, |
| [01:56.728] | you da xue jing li de |
| [01:58.734] | gei zao nian can jia gong zuo de jia zhang |
| [02:00.236] | shen qing jiang shu da xue sheng huo, |
| [02:01.991] | xue li gao de jia zhang |
| [02:03.495] | mang yu jie shao xue xi |
| [02:05.247] | he guan li jing yan, |
| [02:07.505] | song li de song li, |
| [02:08.759] | wen hao de wen hao, |
| [02:10.513] | suo you ren dou da cheng yi pian. |
| [02:12.268] | ta men liao de zheng han, |
| [02:14.024] | wo men san ge jiu liu qu tan suo xue xiao le. |
| [02:15.777] | wo men yi liu yan pao xia le lou, |
| [02:21.040] | bian zou bian liao le qi lai. |
| [02:22.292] | xiao yang ni men jue de zhe xue xiao zen me yang a? |
| [02:23.545] | ze ge chu le you dian xiao, qi ta dou ting hao. you qi zhe ge lv hua bi wo men na gong yuan dou hao |
| [02:25.550] | xiao yang hai hao ba? wo men na bian lv hua ye zhe yang. bu guo zhe ge xue xiao que shi xiao, gang gang wo yong le 5 fen zhong jiu cong qian men zou dao hou men ha ha ha |
| [02:26.803] | ze ge ye bu kan kan ni kao duo shao fen lai de |
| [02:28.307] | xiao yang ha ha ha, dan shi bie xiao qiao zhe xue xiao, ke li hai ne, you qi hai yang sheng wu xue. er qie ne, wo ting shuo zhe ge xue xiao hai you ge mi mi...... |
| [02:29.560] | ze ge xing la xing la, ni you bu zai ren jia hao zhuan ye. pang bian na ge.. jiao shen me lai zhe, ni za bu keng qi? |
| [02:31.063] | xiao yang shuo de hao xiang ni zai! emmm bu gen ni zheng le. ren jia jiao ye zi hao ma |
| [02:32.065] | ze ge o, ye zi ya, ni zhuang shen chen ke shi you yi tao, a, ha ha ha |
| [02:33.067] | wo...... |
| [02:33.818] | ze ge gang jian mian, gen ge ji ge liao liao tian bu hao ma |
| [02:35.070] | wo , wo ye gan jue zhe xue xiao lv hua ting hao. jiu shi gang gang yi ti dao cheng ji, jiu you dian mi |
| [02:36.324] | ze ge o, wo shi kao le...... |
| [02:37.578] | xiao yang zhu kou ba ni men, gang jian mian jiu bu neng liao tian kai xin de ma da xiong di men |
| [02:38.581] | ze ge ye shi |
| [02:39.584] | xiao yang hua shuo tian du kuai hei le, zan men qin shi hai you yi ge ren yi zhi mei you xian shen ne |
| [02:40.836] | wo ni shuo xiu zi ya, ta gang gang zai qun li shuo wan xie dao de |
| [02:42.340] | ??? Cool, babies! Nice to meet you! |
| [02:43.843] | sha che sheng xiang qi. |
| [02:44.846] | yi liang dian di ting zai wo men mian qian, |
| [02:46.099] | shang mian di hei yi nan zi yi bu kua xia che lai, |
| [02:47.352] | zheng li yi fu, zhai xia mo jing, |
| [02:48.353] | bei le shou, ce guo shen. |
| [02:49.855] | ??? shi you men, ni men hao |
| [02:51.108] | zhong ren ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:52.360] | wo zhe shi shui jia de shuai ge ya |
| [02:53.614] | xiao yang zhe ge xian shen wo gei man fen |
| [02:55.116] | wo bu guo ni shi zen me zhao dao wo men de? |
| [02:56.369] | xiu zi hua li de yi ge zhuan shen, |
| [02:57.373] | ba shou zhi xiang le 808 de chuang kou, |
| [02:58.376] | jia zhang men zheng kan zhe wo men xiao, |
| [02:59.628] | wo yuan yuan de jiu hao xiang ting dao le zhu jiao...... |
| [03:01.133] | ze ge hao la hao la, huan ying xin ren. zhe xia wo men 808 qin shi jiu ju qi le, wo men yi qi shu xi yi xia xiao yuan ba |
| [03:02.886] | xiu zi hao lei, jiao gei wo le wo kai xue qian zuo le ke duo gong zuo lei! |
| [03:04.639] | xiu zi kan, zhe shi wen xue yuan, sui ran pai ming kao hou, dan shi lou man gao duan di |
| [03:06.393] | wen ke sheng ke zhen gou wu liao de. |
| [03:08.398] | xiu zi kan, zhe shi yi xue bu, zhe gao duan da qi shang dang ci de shi yan shi cai pei de shang wo men wang jiao shou de ming qi |
| [03:09.651] | wang jiao shou? |
| [03:11.405] | wo jian le ta yi ding zhao ta yao zhang qian ming. |
| [03:12.658] | xiu zi ji xu shuo kuai kan, zhe jiu shi chuan shuo zhong de hai yang sheng wu bu, ji hu zhan le da ban ge xue xiao, zhe ju da de ban qiu xing bo li jian zhu li mian shi yi qian ge da da xiao xiao de jiao shi, ban gong shi he shi yan shi, ju shuo zhe ban yuan lou di xia shi yi pian di xia hai, li mian you hao duo hao duo xi you sheng wu he gao duan shi yan qi cai, zhe me gao duan di she shi dou neng gen nan jing de he hai da xue you de yi pin le |
| [03:14.162] | wa, zhe ye tai jing yan le ba, |
| [03:15.416] | nan guai yao 650 fen ne, |
| [03:16.919] | zhe li jian zhi shi yan jiu ren yuan de tian tang a! |
| [03:18.424] | ke shi, zhe ben lai shi shu yu wo de di fang ya! |
| [03:19.677] | xiao yang bie mai guan zi le, wo men li xue yuan zai na ne |
| [03:20.678] | xiu zi bie ji ma, kan dao mei you, ban qiu liang bian de liang ge xiao er lou, jiu shi wo men li xue yuan |
| [03:22.433] | xiao yang shen me gui? jiu zhe low de lou? kui ta hai shi yi ge xue yuan ne. ju ran hai fen le liang ban zai hai yang sheng wu xue yuan liang bian, zhe bu shi ming xian de qi shi ma!?!? |
| [03:24.940] | ze ge zhe ge wo zhi dao, yi bian shu xue xi yi bian wu li xi |
| [03:26.193] | xiu zi dui de! ju shuo zhe yang hua fen shi wei le guan li de fang bian |
| [03:27.446] | ze ge qu yi bian er qu de fang bian, jiu shi qi fu ren |
| [03:28.699] | xiu zi bu bu bu |
| [03:29.703] | ...... |
| [03:30.706] | zheng dang er wei zheng lun ge bu ting, |
| [03:31.959] | xiao yang tu ran zhan dao le da jia mian qian |
| [03:33.463] | xiao yang hai hai, jie xia lai wo lai dai ling da jia. kan, da jia you ce jiu shi xue xiao zui da de shi tang, wo men xian jin qu can guan yi xia ba! |
| [03:34.965] | ze ge tai shou qiao le yi xia ta de tou |
| [03:36.469] | ze ge jiu ni cong ming. bu guo tian yao hei le, wo men zou ba |
| [03:38.224] | na wan, wo men mei ge ren dou jie shi le da xue de di yi pi peng you, |
| [03:39.979] | na bian shi shi you. |
| [03:41.983] | wo men dou zhi dao, zai da xue, |
| [03:43.487] | wo men shi zui zui qin jin de, |
| [03:45.241] | dou yao zai bi ci de ban sui xia zou wan si nian, |
| [03:47.245] | xiang ban yu sheng. |
| [03:50.253] | ta men, shi ni da xue liu zai ni xin tou de di yi tiao wen hen. |
| [03:53.009] | hen kuai, di yi tian jie shu le. |
| [04:01.531] | di er tian yi zao, |
| [04:03.284] | wo de fu mu kai wan jia zhang hui |
| [04:04.788] | jiu qiao kai wo men 808 de men lai he wo dao bie, |
| [04:06.293] | gei wo jiang yao hao hao xue xi, |
| [04:07.796] | tian tian xiang shang, bao chi duan lian, |
| [04:08.798] | yuan li you xi, bu neng ao ye, |
| [04:10.050] | duo he re shui, zhu yi shen ti, |
| [04:11.304] | shi jian huo dong, yao duo can jia, |
| [04:12.807] | lao lao dao dao yi da dui, fan si le. |
| [04:14.062] | zui hou zou de shi hou hai te di qiang diao |
| [04:15.065] | bu neng gao dui xiang! |
| [04:15.817] | jue dui bu neng gao! dui! xiang! |
| [04:17.573] | xue xi zui zhong yao. |
| [04:18.825] | wo hui hui shou," mei wen ti de!" |
| [04:20.079] | zui shang zhe me shuo zhe, |
| [04:21.832] | xin li zao jiu qian wan tou cao ni ma ben teng er guo le. |
| [04:23.836] | kan zhe ta men yuan qu de shen ying, |
| [04:25.844] | wo zong suan jie tuo le. |
| [04:28.350] | ta men yi zou, |
| [04:30.605] | wo xiang gan sha shui hai lan de zhu wo? |
| [04:32.109] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : yè lǜ sù |
| [00:00.361] | zuò qǔ : yè lǜ sù |
| [00:00.722] | mò xià de jiāng dōng chéng, |
| [00:03.729] | huī zhī bù qù de zào rè |
| [00:07.238] | yī jiù lǒng zhào zhe dà dì. |
| [00:10.998] | bàng wǎn, tài yáng suō dào le tiān biān yī jiǎo, |
| [00:15.004] | zài yú huī de zhào yào xià, |
| [00:18.764] | wǒ zhuàn zhe lù qǔ tōng zhī shū |
| [00:22.023] | cóng xī xī rǎng rǎng rén qún zhōng jǐ guò, |
| [00:25.280] | zài xué xiào mén kǒu zhàn dìng, |
| [00:28.038] | tái tóu wàng zhe mò shēng de sì gè dà zì fā dāi |
| [00:32.548] | jiāng hú dà xué. |
| [00:35.051] | wǒ yòng chāo guò tí dàng xiàn |
| [00:37.305] | yī bǎi duō fēn de chéng jī |
| [00:40.309] | bào kǎo jiāng hú dà xué de wáng pái zhuān yè, |
| [00:43.065] | jū rán bèi tiáo jì dào le |
| [00:45.821] | cóng wèi tīng shuō guò de wù lǐ xì, |
| [00:49.577] | wǎng shàng jū rán lián gè pái míng dōu méi yǒu, |
| [00:53.586] | zhè shì ér gěi shuí xīn lǐ néng shū chàng ne? |
| [00:56.091] | yě bà, lái dōu lái le, |
| [00:59.349] | jiù tā tā shi shí gàn ba. |
| [01:02.106] | shāo zuò tíng liú |
| [01:04.361] | wǒ biàn mài chū le nà yī bù, |
| [01:07.368] | gēn zhōng xué de zì jǐ zuò le gè liǎo duàn, |
| [01:11.125] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ de shēng huó |
| [01:13.381] | jiāng fān kāi quán xīn de piān zhāng, |
| [01:16.638] | bù guǎn zěn yàng, |
| [01:19.394] | wǒ qī dài zhe dà xué de yī qiè. |
| [01:23.403] | dàn shì nà gè shí hòu yǒu shuí huì zhī dào |
| [01:28.416] | wǒ nà yī bù jiāng yì wèi zhe...... |
| [01:36.933] | wǒ yòng jǐn yǒu de xīng fèn |
| [01:39.690] | tuō qǐ pí bèi de shēn tǐ |
| [01:42.196] | bǎ bāo guǒ káng jìn le qǐn shì, |
| [01:45.704] | jiǎn dān shōu shí hòu, |
| [01:48.710] | shì yǒu men yě lù lù xù xù de lái le. |
| [01:50.965] | zhè biān wǒ men gāng jiàn miàn dí jǐ gè |
| [01:52.971] | chèn zhe xīn xiān gǎn jīn jīn yǒu wèi de liáo, |
| [01:55.225] | yī biān de jiā zhǎng men yě qí lè róng róng, |
| [01:56.728] | yǒu dà xué jīng lì de |
| [01:58.734] | gěi zǎo nián cān jiā gōng zuò de jiā zhǎng |
| [02:00.236] | shēn qíng jiǎng shù dà xué shēng huó, |
| [02:01.991] | xué lì gāo de jiā zhǎng |
| [02:03.495] | máng yú jiè shào xué xí |
| [02:05.247] | hé guǎn lǐ jīng yàn, |
| [02:07.505] | sòng lǐ de sòng lǐ, |
| [02:08.759] | wèn hǎo de wèn hǎo, |
| [02:10.513] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu dǎ chéng yī piàn. |
| [02:12.268] | tā men liáo de zhèng hān, |
| [02:14.024] | wǒ men sān ge jiù liū qù tàn suǒ xué xiào le. |
| [02:15.777] | wǒ men yī liú yān pǎo xià le lóu, |
| [02:21.040] | biān zǒu biān liáo le qǐ lái. |
| [02:22.292] | xiǎo yáng nǐ men jué de zhè xué xiào zěn me yàng a? |
| [02:23.545] | zé gē chú le yǒu diǎn xiǎo, qí tā dōu tǐng hǎo. yóu qí zhè gè lǜ huà bǐ wǒ men nà gōng yuán dōu hǎo |
| [02:25.550] | xiǎo yáng hái hǎo ba? wǒ men nà biān lǜ huà yě zhè yàng. bù guò zhè gè xué xiào què shí xiǎo, gāng gāng wǒ yòng le 5 fēn zhōng jiù cóng qián mén zǒu dào hòu mén hā hā hā |
| [02:26.803] | zé gē yě bù kàn kàn nǐ kǎo duō shǎo fēn lái de |
| [02:28.307] | xiǎo yáng hā hā hā, dàn shì bié xiǎo qiáo zhè xué xiào, kě lì hài ne, yóu qí hǎi yáng shēng wù xué. ér qiě ne, wǒ tīng shuō zhè gè xué xiào hái yǒu gè mì mì...... |
| [02:29.560] | zé gē xíng la xíng la, nǐ yòu bù zài rén jiā hǎo zhuān yè. páng biān nà gè.. jiào shén me lái zhe, nǐ zǎ bù kēng qì? |
| [02:31.063] | xiǎo yáng shuō de hǎo xiàng nǐ zài! emmm bù gēn nǐ zhēng le. rén jiā jiào yè zi hǎo ma |
| [02:32.065] | zé gē ó, yè zi ya, nǐ zhuāng shēn chén kě shì yǒu yī tào, a, hā hā hā |
| [02:33.067] | wǒ...... |
| [02:33.818] | zé gē gāng jiàn miàn, gēn gē jǐ gè liáo liáo tiān bù hǎo ma |
| [02:35.070] | wǒ , wǒ yě gǎn jué zhè xué xiào lǜ huà tǐng hǎo. jiù shì gāng gāng yī tí dào chéng jī, jiù yǒu diǎn mí |
| [02:36.324] | zé gē ó, wǒ shì kǎo le...... |
| [02:37.578] | xiǎo yáng zhù kǒu ba nǐ men, gāng jiàn miàn jiù bù néng liáo tiān kāi xīn de ma dà xiōng dì men |
| [02:38.581] | zé gē yě shì |
| [02:39.584] | xiǎo yáng huà shuō tiān dū kuài hēi le, zán men qǐn shì hái yǒu yí ge rén yī zhí méi yǒu xiàn shēn ne |
| [02:40.836] | wǒ nǐ shuō xiù zi ya, tā gāng gāng zài qún lǐ shuō wǎn xiē dào de |
| [02:42.340] | ??? Cool, babies! Nice to meet you! |
| [02:43.843] | shā chē shēng xiǎng qǐ. |
| [02:44.846] | yī liàng diàn dí tíng zài wǒ men miàn qián, |
| [02:46.099] | shàng miàn dí hēi yī nán zǐ yī bù kuà xià chē lái, |
| [02:47.352] | zhěng lǐ yī fú, zhāi xià mò jìng, |
| [02:48.353] | bèi le shǒu, cè guò shēn. |
| [02:49.855] | ??? shì yǒu men, nǐ men hǎo |
| [02:51.108] | zhòng rén hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:52.360] | wǒ zhè shì shuí jiā de shuài gē yā |
| [02:53.614] | xiǎo yáng zhè gè xiàn shēn wǒ gěi mǎn fēn |
| [02:55.116] | wǒ bù guò nǐ shì zěn me zhǎo dào wǒ men de? |
| [02:56.369] | xiù zi huá lì de yí gè zhuǎn shēn, |
| [02:57.373] | bǎ shǒu zhǐ xiàng le 808 de chuāng kǒu, |
| [02:58.376] | jiā zhǎng men zhèng kàn zhe wǒ men xiào, |
| [02:59.628] | wǒ yuǎn yuǎn de jiù hǎo xiàng tīng dào le zhū jiào...... |
| [03:01.133] | zé gē hǎo la hǎo la, huān yíng xīn rén. zhè xià wǒ men 808 qǐn shì jiù jù qí le, wǒ men yì qǐ shú xī yī xià xiào yuán ba |
| [03:02.886] | xiù zi hǎo lei, jiāo gěi wǒ le wǒ kāi xué qián zuò le kě duō gōng zuò lei! |
| [03:04.639] | xiù zi kàn, zhè shì wén xué yuàn, suī rán pái míng kào hòu, dàn shì lóu mán gāo duān dì |
| [03:06.393] | wén kē shēng kě zhēn gòu wú liáo de. |
| [03:08.398] | xiù zi kàn, zhè shì yī xué bù, zhè gāo duān dà qì shàng dàng cì de shí yàn shì cái pèi dé shàng wǒ men wáng jiào shòu de míng qì |
| [03:09.651] | wáng jiào shòu? |
| [03:11.405] | wǒ jiàn le tā yí dìng zhǎo tā yào zhāng qiān míng. |
| [03:12.658] | xiù zi jì xù shuō kuài kàn, zhè jiù shì chuán shuō zhōng de hǎi yáng shēng wù bù, jī hū zhàn le dà bàn gè xué xiào, zhè jù dà de bàn qiú xíng bō lí jiàn zhù lǐ miàn shì yī qiān gè dà dà xiǎo xiǎo de jiào shì, bàn gōng shì hé shí yàn shì, jù shuō zhè bàn yuán lóu dǐ xià shì yī piàn dì xià hǎi, lǐ miàn yǒu hǎo duō hǎo duō xī yǒu shēng wù hé gāo duān shí yàn qì cái, zhè me gāo duān dì shè shī dōu néng gēn nán jīng de hé hǎi dà xué yǒu de yī pīn le |
| [03:14.162] | wa, zhè yě tài jīng yàn le ba, |
| [03:15.416] | nán guài yào 650 fēn ne, |
| [03:16.919] | zhè lǐ jiǎn zhí shì yán jiū rén yuán de tiān táng a! |
| [03:18.424] | kě shì, zhè běn lái shì shǔ yú wǒ de dì fāng ya! |
| [03:19.677] | xiǎo yáng bié mài guān zǐ le, wǒ men lǐ xué yuàn zài nǎ ne |
| [03:20.678] | xiù zi bié jí ma, kàn dào méi yǒu, bàn qiú liǎng biān de liǎng gè xiǎo èr lóu, jiù shì wǒ men lǐ xué yuàn |
| [03:22.433] | xiǎo yáng shén me guǐ? jiù zhè low de lóu? kuī tā hái shì yí gè xué yuàn ne. jū rán hái fēn le liǎng bàn zài hǎi yáng shēng wù xué yuàn liǎng biān, zhè bú shì míng xiǎn de qí shì ma!?!? |
| [03:24.940] | zé gē zhè gè wǒ zhī dào, yī biān shù xué xì yī biān wù lǐ xì |
| [03:26.193] | xiù zi duì de! jù shuō zhè yàng huà fēn shì wèi le guǎn lǐ de fāng biàn |
| [03:27.446] | zé gē qù yī biān ér qù de fāng biàn, jiù shì qī fù rén |
| [03:28.699] | xiù zi bù bù bù |
| [03:29.703] | ...... |
| [03:30.706] | zhèng dāng èr wèi zhēng lùn gè bù tíng, |
| [03:31.959] | xiǎo yáng tū rán zhàn dào le dà jiā miàn qián |
| [03:33.463] | xiǎo yáng hāi hāi, jiē xià lái wǒ lái dài lǐng dà jiā. kàn, dà jiā yòu cè jiù shì xué xiào zuì dà de shí táng, wǒ men xiān jìn qù cān guān yī xià ba! |
| [03:34.965] | zé gē tái shǒu qiāo le yī xià tā de tóu |
| [03:36.469] | zé gē jiù nǐ cōng míng. bù guò tiān yào hēi le, wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [03:38.224] | nà wǎn, wǒ men měi ge rén dōu jié shí le dà xué de dì yī pī péng yǒu, |
| [03:39.979] | nà biàn shì shì yǒu. |
| [03:41.983] | wǒ men dōu zhī dào, zài dà xué, |
| [03:43.487] | wǒ men shì zuì zuì qīn jìn de, |
| [03:45.241] | dōu yào zài bǐ cǐ de bàn suí xià zǒu wán sì nián, |
| [03:47.245] | xiāng bàn yú shēng. |
| [03:50.253] | tā men, shì nǐ dà xué liú zài nǐ xīn tóu de dì yī tiáo wěn hén. |
| [03:53.009] | hěn kuài, dì yì tiān jié shù le. |
| [04:01.531] | dì èr tiān yī zǎo, |
| [04:03.284] | wǒ de fù mǔ kāi wán jiā zhǎng huì |
| [04:04.788] | jiù qiāo kāi wǒ men 808 de mén lái hé wǒ dào bié, |
| [04:06.293] | gěi wǒ jiǎng yāo hǎo hào xué xí, |
| [04:07.796] | tiān tiān xiàng shàng, bǎo chí duàn liàn, |
| [04:08.798] | yuǎn lí yóu xì, bù néng áo yè, |
| [04:10.050] | duō hē rè shuǐ, zhù yì shēn tǐ, |
| [04:11.304] | shí jiàn huó dòng, yào duō cān jiā, |
| [04:12.807] | lào lào dāo dāo yī dà duī, fán sǐ le. |
| [04:14.062] | zuì hòu zǒu de shí hòu hái tè dì qiáng diào |
| [04:15.065] | bù néng gǎo duì xiàng! |
| [04:15.817] | jué duì bù néng gǎo! duì! xiàng! |
| [04:17.573] | xué xí zuì zhòng yào. |
| [04:18.825] | wǒ huī huī shǒu," méi wèn tí de!" |
| [04:20.079] | zuǐ shàng zhè me shuō zhe, |
| [04:21.832] | xīn lǐ zǎo jiù qiān wàn tóu cǎo ní mǎ bēn téng ér guò le. |
| [04:23.836] | kàn zhe tā men yuǎn qù de shēn yǐng, |
| [04:25.844] | wǒ zǒng suàn jiě tuō le. |
| [04:28.350] | tā men yī zǒu, |
| [04:30.605] | wǒ xiǎng gàn shà shuí hái lán dé zhù wǒ? |
| [04:32.109] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
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