作词 : 宜小阳 | |
作曲 : 宜小阳 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
不是要勒矿泉水 | |
娃哈哈 | |
明天要上班喽 | |
请把电视关喽 | |
看不起你勒人早点把他删喽 | |
听哈愉悦勒音乐 | |
放松身体 | |
铺盖拉来就睡喽 | |
这才是你我勒生活都嘛NO | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒纯净白开水 | |
额 咋个勒 | |
哦哟 安 准备 | |
刚刚是我用词 | |
用得不对蛮 | |
那蛮你在想哈是不是你听错咯了安 | |
我说我要勒白开水 | |
不是矿泉水 | |
矿泉水喝喽不上嘴 | |
所以要勒白开水 | |
你给听懂喽 | |
额回来 我没喊你走 | |
站好拿出你勒双手 | |
矿泉水带走 | |
速度要快动作不要太丑 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒纯净白开水 | |
酒儿整一杯 | |
嘿不要楞个客气瑟 | |
你我都是兄弟瑟 | |
婆娘不在难得一见 | |
管她勒整起瑟 | |
额不对头 | |
兄弟咋个这个有点像矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
喝点酒都喝到矿泉水 | |
老子只想变成一个烂醉勒酒鬼 | |
不要矿泉水来点纯净勒白开水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
老子要勒纯净白开水 |
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