The Humpty Dance

歌曲 The Humpty Dance
歌手 Digital Underground
专辑 The Best Of Digital Underground: Playwutchyalike

歌词

[00:10.79] All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.16] The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.27] I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
[00:18.23] So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.01] Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.40] And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:24.88] I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.17] So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.54] My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
[00:32.21] Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
[00:35.13] And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.53] I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.40] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.67] I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
[00:45.77] I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.07] I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
[00:51.28] But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:52.77] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.74] Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
[00:57.65] Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
[01:00.19] It never stopped me from getting busy
[01:01.90] I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.25] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[01:06.68] I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.34] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.79] I'm still getting in the girls' pants
[01:13.44] And I even got my own dance
[01:15.28] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:21.48] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[01:26.17] Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[01:30.81] Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[01:35.44] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[01:38.68] People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
[01:41.69] That's all right cause I get things cookin'
[01:43.74] Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
[01:46.90] But ya can't get near me
[01:48.66] I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
[01:51.12] All the girls they adore me
[01:52.57] Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
[01:55.03] Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.47] My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.07] Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
[02:02.05] I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.54] Both how I'm living and my nose is large
[02:06.67] I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[02:09.21] I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
[02:11.56] I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
[02:13.88] I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
[02:16.56] Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.16] Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
[02:20.83] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:23.18] And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:24.84] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[02:31.27] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[02:35.75] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[02:40.35] Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[02:45.11] Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[02:49.72] Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
[02:51.56] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[02:58.00] Oh, yeah!
[02:59.41] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:01.76] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.00] It's real easy to do--check it out
[03:07.00] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:09.54] Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
[03:12.36] Crazy wack funky
[03:14.11] People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
[03:16.94] That's all right cause my body's in motion
[03:19.01] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.23] Anyone can play this game
[03:23.15] This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
[03:25.69] No two people will do it the same
[03:27.76] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.59] Humping, funking, jumping
[03:33.06] Jig around, shaking ya rump
[03:34.92] And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
[03:37.29] Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[03:38.87] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[03:45.29] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[03:50.12] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[03:54.66] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[03:59.28] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:02.72] White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:07.29] White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:12.09] Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
[04:16.74] Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:24.72] Let's get stoopid!
[04:27.12] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:31.80] Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:36.40] Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
[04:40.87] Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
[04:44.96] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[04:53.29] Once again, the Underground is in the house
[04:56.54] I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[04:59.30] Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
[05:01.01] And to the ladies
[05:02.96] Peace, and Humptiness forever

歌词大意

[00:10.79] hǎo le, dà jiā dōu tíng xià shǒu zhōng de huó ér ba
[00:13.16] yīn wèi wǒ jiù yào diān fù nǐ men xí guàn tīng de yīn yuè de fēng gé le
[00:15.27] wǒ kàn qǐ lái hěn yǒu qù, dàn shì nǐ kàn, wǒ shì zài zhèng qián ne
[00:18.23] suǒ yǐ, gè wèi, wǒ xī wàng nǐ men dōu zhǔn bèi hǎo le
[00:20.01] guān zhòng men kuài jù lǒng lái ba, wǒ zhǐ shì yí gè gāng lái dào zhè de méng xīn
[00:22.40] wǒ de shēng yīn shì cóng dì xià chuán lái zhǐ dì xià yīn yuè, yě zhǐ yuè duì míng
[00:24.88] jì rán wǒ hē guāng le nǐ jià zi shàng bǎi fàng de suǒ yǒu xuān ní shī
[00:27.17] nà xiàn zài jiù ràng wǒ zì wǒ jiè shào yī xià ba
[00:29.54] wǒ jiào zuò Humpty, shì yǐ" Umpty" jié wěi de
[00:32.21] nǚ shì men, wǒ kě xǐ huān zhè gè funk jié zòu le hump thee yīng gāi shì funk beat
[00:35.13] suǒ yǒu pái míng qián shí de shuō chàng gē shǒu men, qǐng yǔn xǔ wǒ yòng wǒ de yīn yuè zhèn hàn nǐ
[00:38.53] wǒ zhàn zhí wǒ de yāo bǎn, nǐ men kàn, wǒ jiù xiàng shì yí gè ǎi pàng de rén
[00:41.40] dāng yīn yuè xiàng wǒ zhù rù néng liàng hòu, nǐ men dōu dé xiàng wǒ qū fú
[00:43.67] wǒ xǐ huān xiě yùn cí, wǒ xiāng dāng xǐ huān piān funk yì diǎn de jié zòu funk shì yī zhǒng yīn yuè fēng gé
[00:45.77] wǒ zǒng shì chōng mǎn huó lì, wǒ yě xǐ huān chī kuài zhuàng yān mài piàn
[00:48.07] wǒ shòu gòu le nèi xiē zhí bái de fěi bāng shuō chàng
[00:51.28] dàn shì yǒu shí hou wǒ yě huì biàn de hěn huá jī
[00:52.77] wǒ huì chī guāng nǐ de bǐng gān hé gān cǎo táng
[00:54.74] hēi nǐ hǎo, pàng nǚ hái, guò lái ba, nǐ shì bú shì hěn pà yǎng?
[00:57.65] shì de nǐ méi tīng cuò, wǒ shuō nǐ shì pàng nǚ hái nǐ kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ hěn shòu de
[01:00.19] dàn zhè cóng méi yǒu chéng wéi wǒ shì yè hóng huǒ de bàn jiǎo shí
[01:01.90] wǒ shì gè guài tāi, wǒ xǐ huān pàng yì diǎn de nǚ hái
[01:04.25] wǒ céng jīng yě yǒu guò zài hàn bǎo wáng cè suǒ gàn pào de jīng lì
[01:06.68] wǒ hěn fēng kuáng, nǐ men huì duì wǒ gǎn dào chī jīng
[01:09.34] tā men dōu shuō wǒ hěn chǒu, dàn wǒ gēn běn bù bǎ zhè dàng huí shì
[01:11.79] wǒ hái bú shì yī rán zài hé nǚ hái men qīn rè
[01:13.44] ér qiě wǒ hái yǒu wǒ zì jǐ de wǔ dǎo fēng gé jiào Humpty wǔ
[01:15.28] zhè shǒu gē shì nǐ tiào Humpty wǔ de jī huì
[01:21.48] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba, kuài tiào qǐ lái ba
[01:26.17] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba, kàn zhe wǒ tiào qǐ lái ba
[01:30.81] nǐ men zhī dào wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ, wǒ zài tiào wǔ
[01:35.44] tiào wǒ zì jǐ fēng gé de wǔ
[01:38.68] rén men shuō dào:" hēi, xiǎo pàng zi, nǐ kàn qǐ lái zhēn de hěn xǐ gǎn"
[01:41.69] nà méi guān xì, yīn wèi wǒ de dòng zuò dōu shì jīng xīn dǎ mó guò de
[01:43.74] nǐ dīng zhe wǒ kàn, nǐ dèng zhe wǒ kàn, nǐ yě rāng rng zhe yào hé wǒ bǐ yī bǐ
[01:46.90] dàn nǐ zhǐ néng zì tàn fú rú yuǎn shén
[01:48.66] wǒ gěi tā men gèng duō, kàn dào le ma, hái yǒu dì shàng de
[01:51.12] nǚ hái men dōu hěn xǐ huān wǒ
[01:52.57] shì de, nǚ shì men, wǒ shì fēi cháng zhēn chéng dì shuō chū zhè huà de
[01:55.03] yīn wèi zài 69 nián lǐ, wǒ ròu ròu de bí zi kě yǐ tiǎo dòu nǐ de tún bù
[01:57.47] wǒ yì diǎn yě bù hài xiū dì shuō dào, wǒ de bí zi hěn dà
[02:00.07] jiù xiàng yī kē yān huáng guā nà me dà, wǒ yī rán zài zhèng qián
[02:02.05] wǒ hé mèi zǐ men hāi pí, nǐ men dōu zhī dào wǒ cái shì zhè lǐ de lǎo dà
[02:04.54] wǒ de shēng huó hěn shē huá, ér wǒ de bí zi què shí hěn dà
[02:06.67] yǒu shí hou wǒ yě huì fàn shǎ, xiàng shì qiū bǐ tè yí yàng shè chū yī jiàn
[02:09.21] wǒ yòng le yí gè méi shén me yì yì de cí yǔ, bǐ rú shuō looptid zhè gè cí
[02:11.56] wǒ kě shì zài" Doowutchalike" shàng chàng guò gē de, rú guǒ nǐ men méi tīng guò de huà
[02:13.88] nà jiù qǐng jì zhù, wǒ jiù shì nà gè shuō" bǎ tā zhuāng zài bǐng gān lǐ" de rén
[02:16.56] wǒ hái yào gào sù nǐ wǒ xǐ huān yǎo dōng xī
[02:18.16] shì de, wǒ xiǎng zhè yīng gāi hěn míng xiǎn, wǒ yě hěn xǐ huān xiě dōng xī
[02:20.83] nǐ men zhǐ xū yào gěi wǒ yí gè jī huì
[02:23.18] xiàn zài jiù ràng wǒ jìn qíng dì tiào wǒ de wǔ
[02:24.84] zhè shǒu gē shì nǐ tiào Humpty wǔ de jī huì
[02:31.27] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba, kuài tiào qǐ lái ba
[02:35.75] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[02:40.35] nǐ men zhī dào wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ, wǒ zài tiào wǔ
[02:45.11] tiào wǒ zì jǐ fēng gé de wǔ, kàn zhe wǒ tiào qǐ lái ba
[02:49.72] ōu yé, xiàn zài shì yī duàn break shuō chàng zhōng verse jiān de jiàn gé bù fèn
[02:51.56] gěi wǒ lái diǎn bèi sī de yīn xiào
[02:58.00] ōu yé
[02:59.41] jì rán wǒ yǐ jīng gào sù nǐ men liǎo bù shǎo guān yú wǒ zì jǐ de shì qíng le
[03:01.76] nà jiù ràng wǒ gào sù nǐ men yī xiē zhè zhī wǔ dǎo de shì qíng ba
[03:04.00] zhè hěn hào xué de, kàn zhe ba
[03:07.00] shǒu xiān ne, wǒ xiàng zhe yī cè yī qué yī guǎi de zǒu, jiù xiàng shì jiǎo duàn le yí yàng
[03:09.54] rán hòu jiù yáo yī yáo dǒu yī dǒu, jiù xiàng shì wǒ zài chōu yān yí yàng
[03:12.36] zhēn shì gè fēng kuáng de guài rén ya
[03:14.11] rén men dōu shuō wǒ jiù xiàng shì chōu yān chōu hāi le de MC Hammer měi guó shuō chàng gē shǒu yí yàng
[03:16.94] nà méi guān xì, yīn wèi wǒ de shēn tǐ yī rán hái zài niǔ dòng
[03:19.01] zhè yīng gāi kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì yī zhǒng chōu chù huò zhě shuō shì jìng luán
[03:21.23] néng zuò dào zhèi xiē de rén
[03:23.15] jiù shì xué huì le wǒ de tiào wǔ fēng gé, nǐ men zhù yì, Humpty Hump shì wǒ de míng zì
[03:25.69] jiù suàn shì liǎng gè rén tiào zhè gè wǔ yě bú huì zuò chū xiāng tóng de dòng zuò
[03:27.76] dāng nǐ jué de hěn kǔ nǎo bù zhī dào zěn me xué de shí hòu jiù huì gǎn dào hěn shī luò
[03:30.59] wǒ tiào, wǒ tiào, wǒ zài tiào
[03:33.06] zài lái diǎn jí gé wǔ, niǔ yī niǔ nǐ de tún bù
[03:34.92] ér dāng yí gè bèn dàn shēn chū tā xiàng shì shù zhuāng yí yàng de shǒu zhǐ de shí hòu
[03:37.29] gào sù tā gǔn kāi yì diǎn, wǒ zài tiào wǔ ne
[03:38.87] zhè shǒu gē shì nǐ tiào Humpty wǔ de jī huì
[03:45.29] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba, kuài tiào qǐ lái ba
[03:50.12] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[03:54.66] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[03:59.28] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:02.72] bái rén men, tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:07.29] bái rén men, tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:12.09] bō duō lí gè rén men, tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:16.74] sà mó yà rén, tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:24.72] ràng wǒ men fēng qǐ lái ba!
[04:27.12] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:31.80] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:36.40] tiào wǔ tiào qǐ lái ba, kuài tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:40.87] nǐ men zhī dào wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ, wǒ zài tiào wǔ
[04:44.96] ōu yé, kuài diǎn lái tiào qǐ lái ba
[04:53.29] zài shuō yī cì, Underground zài zhè lǐ
[04:56.54] wǒ yào dà shēng shuō, ràng zhěng gè shì jiè dōu tīng dào
[04:59.30] jì xù tiào wǒ de Humpty wǔ ba
[05:01.01] nǚ shì men
[05:02.96] zài jiàn, yuàn wǒ jiào dà jiā de zhè zhī wǔ néng yǒng cún