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Hear about the president? |
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He used to smoke pot |
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He never broke the law |
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Cause he never got caught |
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It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime |
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Guilty of being caught red handed |
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The roll of the dice says your gonna do time |
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Guilty of being caught red handed |
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Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time |
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Wile the millionaire murderer just pays a fine |
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It's a sign of the times |
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It's the ultimate crime |
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Guilty of being caught red handed |
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The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time |
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Guilty of being caught red handed |
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I'll pretend not to see |
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What you pretend you don't do |
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I'm innocent like you |
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So many stupid laws |
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Gonna have to break a few |
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Speed or run a red light |
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I might too |
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When the man pulls you over like it or not |
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You're just one of the many |
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Only you got caughtchorus |
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I'll pretend not to see |
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What you pretend you don't do |
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I'm innocent |
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Chorus. |