神仙会

神仙会 歌词

歌曲 神仙会
歌手 郭永章
歌手 左小祖咒
专辑 四大名著
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 郭永章/左小祖咒/改编
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 郭永章/左小祖咒/改编
[00:02.000] 编曲 : 李强/雨墨/左小祖咒
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[00:16.989] 年年有一个三月三 天下的大会数泰山
[00:38.065] 山东有一个济南府 山西有一个府太原
[01:01.866] 咱们山东有一人姓张名叫大侃
[01:07.145] 这个山西嘞 有一个姓胡的名叫侃砖
[01:14.101] 只因为泰山庙上起了大会 他两个赶会到会里边
[01:24.378] 他两个赶会一天整 日落西山黑了天
[01:34.697] 日落西山天黑完 两个人住到一个店里边
[01:44.601] 两个人闲着没有事啊 闲着没有事 就把话来谈
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[02:00.753] (白)唱的是年年有个三月三 天下大会数泰山
[02:08.232] 山东有个济南府 山西有个府太原
[02:14.783] 山东有一人姓张名叫大侃
[02:19.401] 山西嘞呢有一人姓胡叫侃砖
[02:23.574] 只因为泰山庙上起了大会 他两个赶会去了
[02:28.756] 赶了一天到天黑住到一个店房里
[02:33.073] 闲着没事说话拉呱嘞
[02:36.580] 闲着咱山东的都说啦:“朋友,贵府哪里呀?”
[02:41.432] 山西的就说了:“哟,我那是小地方,山西太原府哩。”
[02:49.476] “哟,山西太原府,那不是山西的省会么?”
[02:57.475] “称不起,小地方。”
[03:00.791] 哦 山西的就说了:“你贵府哪里呀?”
[03:05.796] “哎,我也好说。山东济南府的。”
[03:17.734] “哦”济南山东的都说了:“朋友,贵姓大名哎?”
[03:20.531] “不敢,免贵姓胡叫侃砖。”
[03:12.276] “你贵姓高名哎?不敢名贵。姓张叫大侃。”
[03:26.093] 张大侃心暗暗地里想到:我的他奶奶,我叫张大侃,他叫胡侃砖,
[03:32.350] 说不了俺俩谁侃着谁哩。
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[03:52.249] “朋友,老些年我都没到山西去过了,山西的收成怎么样?”
[03:59.201] “别提了,别提了,我山西了,四十多年都没下过雨了。”
[04:08.822] “那老百姓饿巴死完了?”
[04:10.252] “收头壮哎。”
[04:12.196] “收一年能吃多少年?”
[04:14.344] “收一年起码得吃个七八十年吧。”
[04:18.208] “哦,那粮食籽长成啥样?!”
[04:23.842] “哎,朋友啊,你听我向你道来哎。”
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[04:49.094] 胡侃砖讲这里他拿话言言
[05:03.504] 再叫声 山东的朋友 听心间呐哎
[05:14.878] 俺山西四十多年没下过雨哎 咿
[05:29.663] 收一年能吃八十年啦呀
[05:39.704] 你若问粮食籽 长啥样 这叫我嘞慢慢地对你谈
[05:58.690] 小谷粒长得好像有拳头的大 高粱粒长得就像个饼盘
[06:15.335] 你若问豆粒有多大 好像个碾盘无二般
[06:29.742] 都说俺山西出大户 还说我是一个血穷酸
[06:40.767] 好田地我有八百顷 好房舍我有八百间
[06:50.633] 我喂着八百骡子八百马 还喂了八百老板尖
[06:58.088] 还喂了八百拉磨驴 磨了白面大家餐
[07:07.689] 老婆子我有八百六 好儿孙我有一万三
[07:23.224] 我来泰山庙上来赶会 光元宝俺带二十串
[07:41.457] 三天大会没赶了 把我的元宝也都花完啦
[07:50.218] 张玉皇他看我的鸿福大啦 他叫这谁知道磕头认到我跟前
[07:58.117] 老天爷也本是俺干爹 你看我体面也不体面
[08:12.832] 胡侃砖他这里往下讲 他大侃听到这里不耐烦啦
[08:20.740] 今一天你不把我来问 一笔勾销没话谈
[08:24.725] 今天你把我来问 我非得压住你胡侃砖
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[08:31.576] (白)好家伙你这个东西你喷得不让啊你
[08:35.142] 你不问我倒还罢了,你问我,非得压着你到不行。
[08:39.773] 听着山西的就说了:“朋友,老些年我没来的恁山东了
[08:45.029] 这山东的收成咋样?”“咦,别提俺山东了。”
[08:49.939] “咋了?”
[08:50.617] “俺山东八十多年都没下过雨了。”
[08:54.344] “那老百姓不都饿巴死完了?”
[08:55.986] “收头壮。”
[08:57.201] “收一年能吃多少年?”
[08:58.727] “收一年起码得吃个一百五六十年吧。”
[09:02.318] “哦,那粮食籽长啥样。”
[09:05.118] “哎,朋友,不知…”
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[09:06.436] 制作人:左小祖咒/方有行
[09:06.835] 录音师:雷长航/刘韧
[09:07.269] 混音师:李士先
[00:00.000] zuo ci : guo yong zhang zuo xiao zu zhou gai bian
[00:01.000] zuo qu : guo yong zhang zuo xiao zu zhou gai bian
[00:02.000] bian qu : li qiang yu mo zuo xiao zu zhou
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[00:16.989] nian nian you yi ge san yue san tian xia de da hui shu tai shan
[00:38.065] shan dong you yi ge ji nan fu shan xi you yi ge fu tai yuan
[01:01.866] zan men shan dong you yi ren xing zhang ming jiao da kan
[01:07.145] zhe ge shan xi lei you yi ge xing hu de ming jiao kan zhuan
[01:14.101] zhi yin wei tai shan miao shang qi le da hui ta liang ge gan hui dao hui li bian
[01:24.378] ta liang ge gan hui yi tian zheng ri luo xi shan hei le tian
[01:34.697] ri luo xi shan tian hei wan liang ge ren zhu dao yi ge dian li bian
[01:44.601] liang ge ren xian zhe mei you shi a xian zhe mei you shi jiu ba hua lai tan
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[02:00.753] bai chang de shi nian nian you ge san yue san tian xia da hui shu tai shan
[02:08.232] shan dong you ge ji nan fu shan xi you ge fu tai yuan
[02:14.783] shan dong you yi ren xing zhang ming jiao da kan
[02:19.401] shan xi lei ne you yi ren xing hu jiao kan zhuan
[02:23.574] zhi yin wei tai shan miao shang qi le da hui ta liang ge gan hui qu le
[02:28.756] gan le yi tian dao tian hei zhu dao yi ge dian fang li
[02:33.073] xian zhe mei shi shuo hua la gua lei
[02:36.580] xian zhe zan shan dong de dou shuo la:" peng you, gui fu na li ya?"
[02:41.432] shan xi de jiu shuo le:" yo, wo na shi xiao di fang, shan xi tai yuan fu li."
[02:49.476] " yo, shan xi tai yuan fu, na bu shi shan xi de sheng hui me?"
[02:57.475] " cheng bu qi, xiao di fang."
[03:00.791] o shan xi de jiu shuo le:" ni gui fu na li ya?"
[03:05.796] " ai, wo ye hao shuo. shan dong ji nan fu de."
[03:17.734] " o" ji nan shan dong de dou shuo le:" peng you, gui xing da ming ai?"
[03:20.531] " bu gan, mian gui xing hu jiao kan zhuan."
[03:12.276] " ni gui xing gao ming ai? bu gan ming gui. xing zhang jiao da kan."
[03:26.093] zhang da kan xin an an di li xiang dao: wo de ta nai nai, wo jiao zhang da kan, ta jiao hu kan zhuan,
[03:32.350] shuo bu liao an lia shui kan zhe shui li.
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[03:52.249] " peng you, lao xie nian wo dou mei dao shan xi qu guo le, shan xi de shou cheng zen me yang?"
[03:59.201] " bie ti le, bie ti le, wo shan xi le, si shi duo nian dou mei xia guo yu le."
[04:08.822] " na lao bai xing e ba si wan le?"
[04:10.252] " shou tou zhuang ai."
[04:12.196] " shou yi nian neng chi duo shao nian?"
[04:14.344] " shou yi nian qi ma de chi ge qi ba shi nian ba."
[04:18.208] " o, na liang shi zi chang cheng sha yang?!"
[04:23.842] " ai, peng you a, ni ting wo xiang ni dao lai ai."
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[04:49.094] hu kan zhuan jiang zhe li ta na hua yan yan
[05:03.504] zai jiao sheng shan dong de peng you ting xin jian na ai
[05:14.878] an shan xi si shi duo nian mei xia guo yu ai yi
[05:29.663] shou yi nian neng chi ba shi nian la ya
[05:39.704] ni ruo wen liang shi zi zhang sha yang zhe jiao wo lei man man di dui ni tan
[05:58.690] xiao gu li zhang de hao xiang you quan tou de da gao liang li zhang de jiu xiang ge bing pan
[06:15.335] ni ruo wen dou li you duo da hao xiang ge nian pan wu er ban
[06:29.742] dou shuo an shan xi chu da hu hai shuo wo shi yi ge xue qiong suan
[06:40.767] hao tian di wo you ba bai qing hao fang she wo you ba bai jian
[06:50.633] wo wei zhe ba bai luo zi ba bai ma hai wei le ba bai lao ban jian
[06:58.088] hai wei le ba bai la mo lv mo le bai mian da jia can
[07:07.689] lao po zi wo you ba bai liu hao er sun wo you yi wan san
[07:23.224] wo lai tai shan miao shang lai gan hui guang yuan bao an dai er shi chuan
[07:41.457] san tian da hui mei gan le ba wo de yuan bao ye dou hua wan la
[07:50.218] zhang yu huang ta kan wo de hong fu da la ta jiao zhe shei zhi dao ke tou ren dao wo gen qian
[07:58.117] lao tian ye ye ben shi an gan die ni kan wo ti mian ye bu ti mian
[08:12.832] hu kan zhuan ta zhe li wang xia jiang ta da kan ting dao zhe li bu nai fan la
[08:20.740] jin yi tian ni bu ba wo lai wen yi bi gou xiao mei hua tan
[08:24.725] jin tian ni ba wo lai wen wo fei dei ya zhu ni hu kan zhuan
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[08:31.576] bai hao jia huo ni zhe ge dong xi ni pen de bu rang a ni
[08:35.142] ni bu wen wo dao hai ba le, ni wen wo, fei dei ya zhe ni dao bu xing.
[08:39.773] ting zhe shan xi de jiu shuo le:" peng you, lao xie nian wo mei lai de nen shan dong le
[08:45.029] zhe shan dong de shou cheng za yang?"" yi, bie ti an shan dong le."
[08:49.939] " za le?"
[08:50.617] " an shan dong ba shi duo nian dou mei xia guo yu le."
[08:54.344] " na lao bai xing bu dou e ba si wan le?"
[08:55.986] " shou tou zhuang."
[08:57.201] " shou yi nian neng chi duo shao nian?"
[08:58.727] " shou yi nian qi ma de chi ge yi bai wu liu shi nian ba."
[09:02.318] " o, na liang shi zi zhang sha yang."
[09:05.118] " ai, peng you, bu zhi"
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[09:06.436] zhi zuo ren: zuo xiao zu zhou fang you xing
[09:06.835] lu yin shi: lei zhang hang liu ren
[09:07.269] hun yin shi: li shi xian
[00:00.000] zuò cí : guō yǒng zhāng zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu gǎi biān
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : guō yǒng zhāng zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu gǎi biān
[00:02.000] biān qǔ : lǐ qiáng yǔ mò zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu
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[00:16.989] nián nián yǒu yí gè sān yuè sān tiān xià de dà huì shù tài shān
[00:38.065] shān dōng yǒu yí gè jǐ nán fǔ shān xī yǒu yí gè fǔ tài yuán
[01:01.866] zán men shān dōng yǒu yī rén xìng zhāng míng jiào dà kǎn
[01:07.145] zhè gè shān xī lei yǒu yí gè xìng hú de míng jiào kǎn zhuān
[01:14.101] zhǐ yīn wèi tài shān miào shàng qǐ le dà huì tā liǎng gè gǎn huì dào huì lǐ biān
[01:24.378] tā liǎng gè gǎn huì yì tiān zhěng rì luò xī shān hēi le tiān
[01:34.697] rì luò xī shān tiān hēi wán liǎng gè rén zhù dào yí gè diàn lǐ biān
[01:44.601] liǎng gè rén xián zhe méi yǒu shì a xián zhe méi yǒu shì jiù bǎ huà lái tán
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[02:00.753] bái chàng de shì nián nián yǒu gè sān yuè sān tiān xià dà huì shù tài shān
[02:08.232] shān dōng yǒu gè jǐ nán fǔ shān xī yǒu gè fǔ tài yuán
[02:14.783] shān dōng yǒu yī rén xìng zhāng míng jiào dà kǎn
[02:19.401] shān xī lei ne yǒu yī rén xìng hú jiào kǎn zhuān
[02:23.574] zhǐ yīn wèi tài shān miào shàng qǐ le dà huì tā liǎng gè gǎn huì qù le
[02:28.756] gǎn le yì tiān dào tiān hēi zhù dào yí gè diàn fáng lǐ
[02:33.073] xián zhe méi shì shuō huà lā guā lei
[02:36.580] xián zhe zán shān dōng de dōu shuō la:" péng yǒu, guì fǔ nǎ lǐ ya?"
[02:41.432] shān xī de jiù shuō le:" yō, wǒ nà shi xiǎo dì fāng, shān xī tài yuán fǔ lī."
[02:49.476] " yō, shān xī tài yuán fǔ, nà bú shì shān xī de shěng huì me?"
[02:57.475] " chēng bù qǐ, xiǎo dì fāng."
[03:00.791] ó shān xī de jiù shuō le:" nǐ guì fǔ nǎ lǐ ya?"
[03:05.796] " āi, wǒ yě hǎo shuō. shān dōng jǐ nán fǔ de."
[03:17.734] " ó" jǐ nán shān dōng de dōu shuō le:" péng yǒu, guì xìng dà míng āi?"
[03:20.531] " bù gǎn, miǎn guì xìng hú jiào kǎn zhuān."
[03:12.276] " nǐ guì xìng gāo míng āi? bù gǎn míng guì. xìng zhāng jiào dà kǎn."
[03:26.093] zhāng dà kǎn xīn àn àn dì lǐ xiǎng dào: wǒ de tā nǎi nǎi, wǒ jiào zhāng dà kǎn, tā jiào hú kǎn zhuān,
[03:32.350] shuō bù liǎo ǎn liǎ shuí kǎn zhe shuí lī.
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[03:52.249] " péng yǒu, lǎo xiē nián wǒ dōu méi dào shān xī qù guò le, shān xī de shōu chéng zěn me yàng?"
[03:59.201] " bié tí le, bié tí le, wǒ shān xī le, sì shí duō nián dōu méi xià guò yǔ le."
[04:08.822] " nà lǎo bǎi xìng è bā sǐ wán le?"
[04:10.252] " shōu tóu zhuàng āi."
[04:12.196] " shōu yī nián néng chī duō shào nián?"
[04:14.344] " shōu yī nián qǐ mǎ dé chī gè qī bā shí nián ba."
[04:18.208] " ó, nà liáng shí zǐ cháng chéng shà yàng?!"
[04:23.842] " āi, péng yǒu a, nǐ tīng wǒ xiàng nǐ dào lái āi."
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[04:49.094] hú kǎn zhuān jiǎng zhè lǐ tā ná huà yán yán
[05:03.504] zài jiào shēng shān dōng de péng yǒu tīng xīn jiān nà āi
[05:14.878] ǎn shān xī sì shí duō nián méi xià guò yǔ āi yī
[05:29.663] shōu yī nián néng chī bā shí nián la ya
[05:39.704] nǐ ruò wèn liáng shí zǐ zhǎng shà yàng zhè jiào wǒ lei màn màn dì duì nǐ tán
[05:58.690] xiǎo gǔ lì zhǎng de hǎo xiàng yǒu quán tou de dà gāo liáng lì zhǎng de jiù xiàng gè bǐng pán
[06:15.335] nǐ ruò wèn dòu lì yǒu duō dà hǎo xiàng gè niǎn pán wú èr bān
[06:29.742] dōu shuō ǎn shān xī chū dà hù hái shuō wǒ shì yí gè xuè qióng suān
[06:40.767] hǎo tián dì wǒ yǒu bā bǎi qǐng hǎo fáng shè wǒ yǒu bā bǎi jiān
[06:50.633] wǒ wèi zhe bā bǎi luó zi bā bǎi mǎ hái wèi le bā bǎi lǎo bǎn jiān
[06:58.088] hái wèi le bā bǎi lā mó lǘ mó le bái miàn dà jiā cān
[07:07.689] lǎo pó zǐ wǒ yǒu bā bǎi liù hǎo ér sūn wǒ yǒu yī wàn sān
[07:23.224] wǒ lái tài shān miào shàng lái gǎn huì guāng yuán bǎo ǎn dài èr shí chuàn
[07:41.457] sān tiān dà huì méi gǎn le bǎ wǒ de yuán bǎo yě dōu huā wán la
[07:50.218] zhāng yù huáng tā kàn wǒ de hóng fú dà la tā jiào zhè shéi zhī dào kē tóu rèn dào wǒ gēn qián
[07:58.117] lǎo tiān yé yě běn shì ǎn gān diē nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn yě bù tǐ miàn
[08:12.832] hú kǎn zhuān tā zhè lǐ wǎng xià jiǎng tā dà kǎn tīng dào zhè lǐ bù nài fán la
[08:20.740] jīn yì tiān nǐ bù bǎ wǒ lái wèn yī bǐ gōu xiāo méi huà tán
[08:24.725] jīn tiān nǐ bǎ wǒ lái wèn wǒ fēi děi yā zhù nǐ hú kǎn zhuān
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[08:31.576] bái hǎo jiā huo nǐ zhè gè dōng xī nǐ pēn dé bù ràng a nǐ
[08:35.142] nǐ bù wèn wǒ dǎo hái bà le, nǐ wèn wǒ, fēi děi yā zhe nǐ dào bù xíng.
[08:39.773] tīng zhe shān xī de jiù shuō le:" péng yǒu, lǎo xiē nián wǒ méi lái de nèn shān dōng le
[08:45.029] zhè shān dōng de shōu chéng zǎ yàng?"" yí, bié tí ǎn shān dōng le."
[08:49.939] " zǎ le?"
[08:50.617] " ǎn shān dōng bā shí duō nián dōu méi xià guò yǔ le."
[08:54.344] " nà lǎo bǎi xìng bù dōu è bā sǐ wán le?"
[08:55.986] " shōu tóu zhuàng."
[08:57.201] " shōu yī nián néng chī duō shào nián?"
[08:58.727] " shōu yī nián qǐ mǎ dé chī gè yī bǎi wǔ liù shí nián ba."
[09:02.318] " ó, nà liáng shí zǐ zhǎng shà yàng."
[09:05.118] " āi, péng yǒu, bù zhī"
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[09:06.436] zhì zuò rén: zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu fāng yǒu xíng
[09:06.835] lù yīn shī: léi zhǎng háng liú rèn
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