| [00:00.000] | 作词 : AKA ND |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Vaydr |
| [00:06.180] | 大闹天宫显神通 我齐天大圣悟空 |
| [00:09.430] | 天庭四处雇凶 我却玩他于股掌之中 |
| [00:12.683] | 来无影去无踪 |
| [00:14.181] | 上千万年的仙桃 尽收我的腹中 |
| [00:17.187] | 仙丹仙药增进我的无上神功 |
| [00:19.683] | 玉帝老儿 你想让我当你的弼马温 |
| [00:22.679] | 你也不把自己的分量称称 |
| [00:24.934] | 在我的眼里瑶池只是粪坑 |
| [00:27.430] | 都是虾兵蟹将还想打赢这场战争 |
| [00:30.691] | 我用定海神针金箍棒一棍打醒你的春秋梦 |
| [00:34.185] | 当什么大帝破烂个职称 |
| [00:36.183] | 还不如书生你真适合去讲相声 |
| [01:03.688] | 看我的七十二般变化 你吓的一声不吭 |
| [01:07.681] | 钢筋铁骨任你千锤百炼都不怕 不死就是我的象征 |
| [01:11.433] | 赶快去叫如来 带着你的西天行路指南 |
| [01:14.439] | 申请你的扶持款 想把我压在五指山 |
| [01:18.933] | 这剧本怕是你自己编的注释版 |
| [01:19.931] | 写的我对师不忠 我的恩师在我的心中 |
| [01:21.940] | 赐予我名字教会我谦卑心也不忘初衷 |
| [01:25.434] | 尽管我本领出众 师傅却不要我的报恩 |
| [01:28.942] | 哪像你们千方百计利用我保护唐僧 |
| [01:32.190] | 斩的妖除的魔哪个不属于三界众生 |
| [01:34.687] | 观音教会他紧箍咒 怕我吃他的筋骨肉 |
| [01:36.184] | 我又能如何 孰又要成佛 走过高老庄 |
| [01:42.433] | 又到了流沙河 |
| [01:55.436] | 当初的卷帘大将 天蓬元帅 |
| [02:10.691] | 到底犯了什么错 |
| [02:11.934] | 玉龙三太子锯角退鳞只不过是因为纵了火 |
| [02:15.440] | 没用破珠子重要过弑妖魔？ |
| [02:18.190] | 这就是你们这些凡人拜的所谓神仙还有佛？ |
| [02:46.440] | 耍心眼的天上神想将我们被清蒸 下油锅 |
| [02:53.695] | 八十一难折磨 还想让我对你们感恩戴德 |
| [02:54.440] | 表面一个个太子君 心黑的还不如白骨精 |
| [02:57.689] | 一路往着西走去 技术皇者级游戏 |
| [03:01.694] | 我是神石出世开天辟地时期神话的后裔 |
| [03:06.943] | 我强大地站在这里俯瞰着你们这群蝼蚁 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : AKA ND |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Vaydr |
| [00:06.180] | da nao tian gong xian shen tong wo qi tian da sheng wu kong |
| [00:09.430] | tian ting si chu gu xiong wo que wan ta yu gu zhang zhi zhong |
| [00:12.683] | lai wu ying qu wu zong |
| [00:14.181] | shang qian wan nian de xian tao jin shou wo de fu zhong |
| [00:17.187] | xian dan xian yao zeng jin wo de wu shang shen gong |
| [00:19.683] | yu di lao er ni xiang rang wo dang ni de bi ma wen |
| [00:22.679] | ni ye bu ba zi ji de fen liang cheng cheng |
| [00:24.934] | zai wo de yan li yao chi zhi shi fen keng |
| [00:27.430] | dou shi xia bing xie jiang hai xiang da ying zhe chang zhan zheng |
| [00:30.691] | wo yong ding hai shen zhen jin gu bang yi gun da xing ni de chun qiu meng |
| [00:34.185] | dang shen me da di po lan ge zhi cheng |
| [00:36.183] | hai bu ru shu sheng ni zhen shi he qu jiang xiang sheng |
| [01:03.688] | kan wo de qi shi er ban bian hua ni xia de yi sheng bu keng |
| [01:07.681] | gang jin tie gu ren ni qian chui bai lian dou bu pa bu si jiu shi wo de xiang zheng |
| [01:11.433] | gan kuai qu jiao ru lai dai zhe ni de xi tian xing lu zhi nan |
| [01:14.439] | shen qing ni de fu chi kuan xiang ba wo ya zai wu zhi shan |
| [01:18.933] | zhe ju ben pa shi ni zi ji bian de zhu shi ban |
| [01:19.931] | xie de wo dui shi bu zhong wo de en shi zai wo de xin zhong |
| [01:21.940] | ci yu wo ming zi jiao hui wo qian bei xin ye bu wang chu zhong |
| [01:25.434] | jin guan wo ben ling chu zhong shi fu que bu yao wo de bao en |
| [01:28.942] | na xiang ni men qian fang bai ji li yong wo bao hu tang seng |
| [01:32.190] | zhan de yao chu de mo nei ge bu shu yu san jie zhong sheng |
| [01:34.687] | guan yin jiao hui ta jin gu zhou pa wo chi ta de jin gu rou |
| [01:36.184] | wo you neng ru he shu you yao cheng fo zou guo gao lao zhuang |
| [01:42.433] | you dao le liu sha he |
| [01:55.436] | dang chu de juan lian da jiang tian peng yuan shuai |
| [02:10.691] | dao di fan le shen me cuo |
| [02:11.934] | yu long san tai zi ju jiao tui lin zhi bu guo shi yin wei zong le huo |
| [02:15.440] | mei yong po zhu zi zhong yao guo shi yao mo? |
| [02:18.190] | zhe jiu shi ni men zhei xie fan ren bai de suo wei shen xian hai you fu? |
| [02:46.440] | shua xin yan de tian shang shen xiang jiang wo men bei qing zheng xia you guo |
| [02:53.695] | ba shi yi nan zhe mo hai xiang rang wo dui ni men gan en dai de |
| [02:54.440] | biao mian yi ge ge tai zi jun xin hei de hai bu ru bai gu jing |
| [02:57.689] | yi lu wang zhe xi zou qu ji shu huang zhe ji you xi |
| [03:01.694] | wo shi shen shi chu shi kai tian pi di shi qi shen hua de hou yi |
| [03:06.943] | wo qiang da di zhan zai zhe li fu kan zhe ni men zhe qun lou yi |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : AKA ND |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Vaydr |
| [00:06.180] | dà nào tiān gōng xiǎn shén tōng wǒ qí tiān dà shèng wù kōng |
| [00:09.430] | tiān tíng sì chù gù xiōng wǒ què wán tā yú gǔ zhǎng zhī zhōng |
| [00:12.683] | lái wú yǐng qù wú zōng |
| [00:14.181] | shàng qiān wàn nián de xiān táo jǐn shōu wǒ de fù zhōng |
| [00:17.187] | xiān dān xiān yào zēng jìn wǒ de wú shàng shén gōng |
| [00:19.683] | yù dì lǎo ér nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ dāng nǐ de bì mǎ wēn |
| [00:22.679] | nǐ yě bù bǎ zì jǐ de fèn liàng chēng chēng |
| [00:24.934] | zài wǒ de yǎn lǐ yáo chí zhǐ shì fèn kēng |
| [00:27.430] | dōu shì xiā bīng xiè jiàng hái xiǎng dǎ yíng zhè chǎng zhàn zhēng |
| [00:30.691] | wǒ yòng dìng hǎi shén zhēn jīn gū bàng yī gùn dǎ xǐng nǐ de chūn qiū mèng |
| [00:34.185] | dāng shén me dà dì pò làn gè zhí chēng |
| [00:36.183] | hái bù rú shū shēng nǐ zhēn shì hé qù jiǎng xiàng sheng |
| [01:03.688] | kàn wǒ de qī shí èr bān biàn huà nǐ xià de yī shēng bù kēng |
| [01:07.681] | gāng jīn tiě gǔ rèn nǐ qiān chuí bǎi liàn dōu bù pà bù sǐ jiù shì wǒ de xiàng zhēng |
| [01:11.433] | gǎn kuài qù jiào rú lái dài zhe nǐ de xī tiān xíng lù zhǐ nán |
| [01:14.439] | shēn qǐng nǐ de fú chí kuǎn xiǎng bǎ wǒ yā zài wǔ zhǐ shān |
| [01:18.933] | zhè jù běn pà shì nǐ zì jǐ biān de zhù shì bǎn |
| [01:19.931] | xiě de wǒ duì shī bù zhōng wǒ de ēn shī zài wǒ de xīn zhōng |
| [01:21.940] | cì yǔ wǒ míng zì jiào huì wǒ qiān bēi xīn yě bù wàng chū zhōng |
| [01:25.434] | jǐn guǎn wǒ běn lǐng chū zhòng shī fū què bú yào wǒ de bào ēn |
| [01:28.942] | nǎ xiàng nǐ men qiān fāng bǎi jì lì yòng wǒ bǎo hù táng sēng |
| [01:32.190] | zhǎn de yāo chú de mó něi gè bù shǔ yú sān jiè zhòng shēng |
| [01:34.687] | guān yīn jiào huì tā jǐn gū zhòu pà wǒ chī tā de jīn gǔ ròu |
| [01:36.184] | wǒ yòu néng rú hé shú yòu yào chéng fó zǒu guò gāo lǎo zhuāng |
| [01:42.433] | yòu dào le liú shā hé |
| [01:55.436] | dāng chū de juàn lián dà jiàng tiān péng yuán shuài |
| [02:10.691] | dào dǐ fàn le shén me cuò |
| [02:11.934] | yù lóng sān tài zǐ jù jiǎo tuì lín zhǐ bù guò shì yīn wèi zòng le huǒ |
| [02:15.440] | méi yòng pò zhū zi zhòng yào guò shì yāo mó? |
| [02:18.190] | zhè jiù shì nǐ men zhèi xiē fán rén bài de suǒ wèi shén xiān hái yǒu fú? |
| [02:46.440] | shuǎ xīn yǎn de tiān shàng shén xiǎng jiāng wǒ men bèi qīng zhēng xià yóu guō |
| [02:53.695] | bā shí yī nán zhé mó hái xiǎng ràng wǒ duì nǐ men gǎn ēn dài dé |
| [02:54.440] | biǎo miàn yí gè gè tài zǐ jūn xīn hēi de hái bù rú bái gǔ jīng |
| [02:57.689] | yí lù wǎng zhe xī zǒu qù jì shù huáng zhě jí yóu xì |
| [03:01.694] | wǒ shì shén shí chū shì kāi tiān pì dì shí qī shén huà de hòu yì |
| [03:06.943] | wǒ qiáng dà dì zhàn zài zhè lǐ fǔ kàn zhe nǐ men zhè qún lóu yǐ |
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