[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 王蓉 |
[00:09.61][03:10.71] | 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜想哭 |
[00:14.85][03:15.62] | 老婆臭名昭著 不行我也出书 |
[03:20.43][00:19.08] | 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜受苦 |
[03:25.39][00:24.13] | 老婆体形像猪 也有男人追逐 |
[03:30.10][00:28.86] | |
[00:29.83] | 想想BBS 多少人激动等待 |
[00:36.51] | 想想曾经游荡 在清华北大门外 |
[00:41.18] | 我该知足我该高兴 |
[00:43.80] | 我该去放鞭炮 |
[00:46.20] | 出水芙蓉 |
[00:47.70] | 与众不同 爱和我拥抱 |
[00:50.87] | |
[00:52.02] | 男人老大不小 |
[00:53.92] | 不能没老婆 |
[00:56.04] | 我穷疯了没啥追求 |
[00:58.46] | 女人没见过 |
[01:00.79] | 在街上晃来晃去 |
[01:03.33] | 没有人搭话 |
[01:05.78] | 芙蓉姐姐说我可爱 |
[01:08.56] | 把我带回家 |
[01:10.52] | |
[01:12.43] | 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 |
[01:15.53] | 各位 大哥大姐 |
[01:17.89] | 求求 求您 放过 |
[01:20.08] | 我的 芙蓉姐姐 |
[01:22.77] | 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 |
[01:25.03] | 各位 别再回帖 |
[01:27.43] | 这种 炒作 我们 |
[01:29.40] | 大家 早已厌倦 |
[01:31.93] | |
[01:33.04] | 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜想哭 |
[01:37.35] | 老婆臭名昭著 不行我也出书 |
[01:42.24] | 我是芙蓉姐夫 每天每夜受苦 |
[01:47.15] | 老婆体形像猪 也有男人追逐 |
[01:52.00] | |
[03:42.67][03:30.93] | 古有黄蓉 今有王蓉 我有芙蓉 |
[03:47.20][03:37.36] | 她们教我 躲在家里 |
[03:49.81][03:39.92] | 偷偷练武功 |
[03:52.24] | |
[01:58.14] | (念白) |
[02:02.29] | 自称相貌美如花 |
[02:04.45] | 我看长得像青蛙 |
[02:06.96] | 自称芳龄二十八, |
[02:09.40] | 我看还得往上加 |
[02:11.82] | 脸大鼻塌嘴唇厚, |
[02:14.23] | 屁股上面全是肉 |
[02:16.70] | 自称清华又北大 |
[02:19.13] | 气得两校都在骂 |
[02:21.60] | 总说自己清如水, |
[02:23.96] | 看看你那粗大腿 |
[02:26.48] | 这种身材也叫美, |
[02:28.90] | 我看真是活见鬼 |
[02:31.34] | 自称多才会舞蹈, |
[02:33.80] | 光扭屁股动作少 |
[02:36.27] | 还说自己境界高, |
[02:38.80] | 原来为了填腰包。 |
[02:41.08] | 这个女人真讨厌, |
[02:43.61] | 什么事情都敢干 |
[02:45.99] | 自知之明很重要, |
[02:48.53] | 可她偏偏整这套 |
[02:50.96] | 白痴媒体还采访, |
[02:53.37] | 说她魅力不可挡 |
[02:55.79] | 自称明星很耀眼, |
[02:58.26] | 我看纯属不要脸 |
[03:00.94] |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : wang rong |
[00:09.61][03:10.71] | wo shi fu rong jie fu mei tian mei ye xiang ku |
[00:14.85][03:15.62] | lao po chou ming zhao zhu bu xing wo ye chu shu |
[03:20.43][00:19.08] | wo shi fu rong jie fu mei tian mei ye shou ku |
[03:25.39][00:24.13] | lao po ti xing xiang zhu ye you nan ren zhui zhu |
[03:30.10][00:28.86] | |
[00:29.83] | xiang xiang BBS duo shao ren ji dong deng dai |
[00:36.51] | xiang xiang ceng jing you dang zai qing hua bei da men wai |
[00:41.18] | wo gai zhi zu wo gai gao xing |
[00:43.80] | wo gai qu fang bian pao |
[00:46.20] | chu shui fu rong |
[00:47.70] | yu zhong bu tong ai he wo yong bao |
[00:50.87] | |
[00:52.02] | nan ren lao da bu xiao |
[00:53.92] | bu neng mei lao po |
[00:56.04] | wo qiong feng le mei sha zhui qiu |
[00:58.46] | nv ren mei jian guo |
[01:00.79] | zai jie shang huang lai huang qu |
[01:03.33] | mei you ren da hua |
[01:05.78] | fu rong jie jie shuo wo ke ai |
[01:08.56] | ba wo dai hui jia |
[01:10.52] | |
[01:12.43] | xie xie xie xie xie xie |
[01:15.53] | ge wei da ge da jie |
[01:17.89] | qiu qiu qiu nin fang guo |
[01:20.08] | wo de fu rong jie jie |
[01:22.77] | xie xie xie xie xie xie |
[01:25.03] | ge wei bie zai hui tie |
[01:27.43] | zhe zhong chao zuo wo men |
[01:29.40] | da jia zao yi yan juan |
[01:31.93] | |
[01:33.04] | wo shi fu rong jie fu mei tian mei ye xiang ku |
[01:37.35] | lao po chou ming zhao zhu bu xing wo ye chu shu |
[01:42.24] | wo shi fu rong jie fu mei tian mei ye shou ku |
[01:47.15] | lao po ti xing xiang zhu ye you nan ren zhui zhu |
[01:52.00] | |
[03:42.67][03:30.93] | gu you huang rong jin you wang rong wo you fu rong |
[03:47.20][03:37.36] | ta men jiao wo duo zai jia li |
[03:49.81][03:39.92] | tou tou lian wu gong |
[03:52.24] | |
[01:58.14] | nian bai |
[02:02.29] | zi cheng xiang mao mei ru hua |
[02:04.45] | wo kan zhang de xiang qing wa |
[02:06.96] | zi cheng fang ling er shi ba, |
[02:09.40] | wo kan hai de wang shang jia |
[02:11.82] | lian da bi ta zui chun hou, |
[02:14.23] | pi gu shang mian quan shi rou |
[02:16.70] | zi cheng qing hua you bei da |
[02:19.13] | qi de liang xiao dou zai ma |
[02:21.60] | zong shuo zi ji qing ru shui, |
[02:23.96] | kan kan ni na cu da tui |
[02:26.48] | zhe zhong shen cai ye jiao mei, |
[02:28.90] | wo kan zhen shi huo jian gui |
[02:31.34] | zi chen duo cai hui wu dao, |
[02:33.80] | guang niu pi gu dong zuo shao |
[02:36.27] | hai shuo zi ji jing jie gao, |
[02:38.80] | yuan lai wei le tian yao bao. |
[02:41.08] | zhe ge nv ren zhen tao yan, |
[02:43.61] | shen me shi qing dou gan gan |
[02:45.99] | zi zhi zhi ming hen zhong yao, |
[02:48.53] | ke ta pian pian zheng zhe tao |
[02:50.96] | bai chi mei ti hai cai fang, |
[02:53.37] | shuo ta mei li bu ke dang |
[02:55.79] | zi cheng ming xing hen yao yan, |
[02:58.26] | wo kan chun shu bu yao lian |
[03:00.94] |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : wáng róng |
[00:09.61][03:10.71] | wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè xiǎng kū |
[00:14.85][03:15.62] | lǎo pó chòu míng zhāo zhù bù xíng wǒ yě chū shū |
[03:20.43][00:19.08] | wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè shòu kǔ |
[03:25.39][00:24.13] | lǎo pó tǐ xíng xiàng zhū yě yǒu nán rén zhuī zhú |
[03:30.10][00:28.86] | |
[00:29.83] | xiǎng xiǎng BBS duō shǎo rén jī dòng děng dài |
[00:36.51] | xiǎng xiǎng céng jīng yóu dàng zài qīng huá běi dà mén wài |
[00:41.18] | wǒ gāi zhī zú wǒ gāi gāo xìng |
[00:43.80] | wǒ gāi qù fàng biān pào |
[00:46.20] | chū shuǐ fú róng |
[00:47.70] | yǔ zhòng bù tóng ài hé wǒ yōng bào |
[00:50.87] | |
[00:52.02] | nán rén lǎo dà bù xiǎo |
[00:53.92] | bù néng méi lǎo pó |
[00:56.04] | wǒ qióng fēng le méi shà zhuī qiú |
[00:58.46] | nǚ rén méi jiàn guò |
[01:00.79] | zài jiē shàng huǎng lái huǎng qù |
[01:03.33] | méi yǒu rén dā huà |
[01:05.78] | fú róng jiě jie shuō wǒ kě ài |
[01:08.56] | bǎ wǒ dài huí jiā |
[01:10.52] | |
[01:12.43] | xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè |
[01:15.53] | gè wèi dà gē dà jiě |
[01:17.89] | qiú qiú qiú nín fàng guò |
[01:20.08] | wǒ de fú róng jiě jie |
[01:22.77] | xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè |
[01:25.03] | gè wèi bié zài huí tiē |
[01:27.43] | zhè zhǒng chǎo zuò wǒ men |
[01:29.40] | dà jiā zǎo yǐ yàn juàn |
[01:31.93] | |
[01:33.04] | wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè xiǎng kū |
[01:37.35] | lǎo pó chòu míng zhāo zhù bù xíng wǒ yě chū shū |
[01:42.24] | wǒ shì fú róng jiě fū měi tiān měi yè shòu kǔ |
[01:47.15] | lǎo pó tǐ xíng xiàng zhū yě yǒu nán rén zhuī zhú |
[01:52.00] | |
[03:42.67][03:30.93] | gǔ yǒu huáng róng jīn yǒu wáng róng wǒ yǒu fú róng |
[03:47.20][03:37.36] | tā men jiào wǒ duǒ zài jiā lǐ |
[03:49.81][03:39.92] | tōu tōu liàn wǔ gōng |
[03:52.24] | |
[01:58.14] | niàn bái |
[02:02.29] | zì chēng xiàng mào měi rú huā |
[02:04.45] | wǒ kàn zhǎng de xiàng qīng wā |
[02:06.96] | zì chēng fāng líng èr shí bā, |
[02:09.40] | wǒ kàn hái dé wǎng shàng jiā |
[02:11.82] | liǎn dà bí tā zuǐ chún hòu, |
[02:14.23] | pì gǔ shàng miàn quán shì ròu |
[02:16.70] | zì chēng qīng huá yòu běi dà |
[02:19.13] | qì dé liǎng xiào dōu zài mà |
[02:21.60] | zǒng shuō zì jǐ qīng rú shuǐ, |
[02:23.96] | kàn kàn nǐ nà cū dà tuǐ |
[02:26.48] | zhè zhǒng shēn cái yě jiào měi, |
[02:28.90] | wǒ kàn zhēn shì huó jiàn guǐ |
[02:31.34] | zì chèn duō cái huì wǔ dǎo, |
[02:33.80] | guāng niǔ pì gǔ dòng zuò shǎo |
[02:36.27] | hái shuō zì jǐ jìng jiè gāo, |
[02:38.80] | yuán lái wèi le tián yāo bāo. |
[02:41.08] | zhè gè nǚ rén zhēn tǎo yàn, |
[02:43.61] | shén me shì qíng dōu gǎn gàn |
[02:45.99] | zì zhī zhī míng hěn zhòng yào, |
[02:48.53] | kě tā piān piān zhěng zhè tào |
[02:50.96] | bái chī méi tǐ hái cǎi fǎng, |
[02:53.37] | shuō tā mèi lì bù kě dǎng |
[02:55.79] | zì chēng míng xīng hěn yào yǎn, |
[02:58.26] | wǒ kàn chún shǔ bú yào liǎn |
[03:00.94] |