歌曲 | Gammon |
歌手 | Fujiya & Miyagi |
专辑 | Flashback |
[00:00.000] | 作曲 : Benjamin Adamo/David Best/Edward Chivers/Stephen Lewis |
[02:13.786] | I'm the deep sea diving champion of the zodiac |
[02:15.797] | and heres a tantalising glimpse |
[02:17.626] | into the future you'll never have |
[02:19.873] | You clap when your flight lands |
[02:21.597] | You clap at the end of films |
[02:23.086] | You struggle with technology |
[02:24.914] | and you blame this on the instructions |
[02:26.560] | You've got a food hygiene rating of 4 |
[02:29.198] | You google google |
[02:30.452] | You're shouting in English at Spaniards in Spain |
[02:33.326] | I'm substituting sugar substitutes for sugar |
[02:36.382] | When I buy one get one free I just eat them both quicker |
[02:39.752] | The veins in your forehead pulse to a rhythm in decline |
[02:42.991] | Sweating like a pig on question time |
[02:46.753] | |
[03:00.101] | I'm caramelising onions with prosecco |
[03:03.262] | Dressed up like a pound shop pharaoh |
[03:06.449] | You've got a cag in a bag |
[03:07.520] | You've got a bad back when you go like this |
[03:09.714] | Well don't go like this , just stop |
[03:11.255] | Getting your knickers in a twist , you racist |
[03:13.136] | I'm a downward facing dog |
[03:14.730] | I'm the diamond heist scene in rififi |
[03:16.506] | I consume data intravenously |
[03:18.204] | But it doesn't make me happy |
[03:19.902] | My work colleagues children |
[03:21.678] | Call their teacher Gavin |
[03:23.324] | He's got a salmon shirt with a white collar |
[03:24.865] | That clashes with his skin tone |
[03:26.694] | Of Gammon |
[03:28.418] | Gammon |
[03:29.985] | gAmmon |
[03:31.657] | gaMmon |
[03:33.303] | gamMon |
[03:35.027] | gammOn |
[03:36.673] | gammoN |
[03:38.371] | gammOn |
[03:40.016] | gamMon |
[03:41.740] | gaMmon |
[03:43.334] | gAmmon |
[03:44.980] | Gammon |
[03:46.704] | gAmmon |
[03:48.349] | gaMmon |
[03:49.995] | gamMon |
[03:51.719] | gammOn |
[03:53.495] | |
[03:59.974] | I'm thinking of switching my utilities provider |
[04:06.609] | I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem |
[04:13.218] | I'm on a dial-up modem |
[04:14.916] | I'm on a dial-up modem |
[04:16.744] | I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem |
[04:19.905] | |
[04:46.811] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:00.134] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:13.404] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:26.753] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:40.049] |
[00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Benjamin Adamo David Best Edward Chivers Stephen Lewis |
[02:13.786] | I' m the deep sea diving champion of the zodiac |
[02:15.797] | and heres a tantalising glimpse |
[02:17.626] | into the future you' ll never have |
[02:19.873] | You clap when your flight lands |
[02:21.597] | You clap at the end of films |
[02:23.086] | You struggle with technology |
[02:24.914] | and you blame this on the instructions |
[02:26.560] | You' ve got a food hygiene rating of 4 |
[02:29.198] | You google google |
[02:30.452] | You' re shouting in English at Spaniards in Spain |
[02:33.326] | I' m substituting sugar substitutes for sugar |
[02:36.382] | When I buy one get one free I just eat them both quicker |
[02:39.752] | The veins in your forehead pulse to a rhythm in decline |
[02:42.991] | Sweating like a pig on question time |
[02:46.753] | |
[03:00.101] | I' m caramelising onions with prosecco |
[03:03.262] | Dressed up like a pound shop pharaoh |
[03:06.449] | You' ve got a cag in a bag |
[03:07.520] | You' ve got a bad back when you go like this |
[03:09.714] | Well don' t go like this , just stop |
[03:11.255] | Getting your knickers in a twist , you racist |
[03:13.136] | I' m a downward facing dog |
[03:14.730] | I' m the diamond heist scene in rififi |
[03:16.506] | I consume data intravenously |
[03:18.204] | But it doesn' t make me happy |
[03:19.902] | My work colleagues children |
[03:21.678] | Call their teacher Gavin |
[03:23.324] | He' s got a salmon shirt with a white collar |
[03:24.865] | That clashes with his skin tone |
[03:26.694] | Of Gammon |
[03:28.418] | Gammon |
[03:29.985] | gAmmon |
[03:31.657] | gaMmon |
[03:33.303] | gamMon |
[03:35.027] | gammOn |
[03:36.673] | gammoN |
[03:38.371] | gammOn |
[03:40.016] | gamMon |
[03:41.740] | gaMmon |
[03:43.334] | gAmmon |
[03:44.980] | Gammon |
[03:46.704] | gAmmon |
[03:48.349] | gaMmon |
[03:49.995] | gamMon |
[03:51.719] | gammOn |
[03:53.495] | |
[03:59.974] | I' m thinking of switching my utilities provider |
[04:06.609] | I' m surfing the web on a dialup modem |
[04:13.218] | I' m on a dialup modem |
[04:14.916] | I' m on a dialup modem |
[04:16.744] | I' m surfing the web on a dialup modem |
[04:19.905] | |
[04:46.811] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:00.134] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:13.404] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:26.753] | Pure evil vibrating |
[05:40.049] |
[02:13.786] | wǒ shì zhè yǔ zhòu zhōng jīng lì zuì wàng shèng de qián shuǐ guàn jūn |
[02:15.797] | zhè lǐ jiāng wèi nǐ chéng xiàn tiǎo dòu de yī piē |
[02:17.626] | guān yú nǐ suǒ wú fǎ dào dá de wèi lái: |
[02:19.873] | nǐ wèi fēi jī zhuó lù gǔ zhǎng |
[02:21.597] | nǐ wèi diàn yǐng luò mù gǔ zhǎng |
[02:23.086] | nǐ wèi zhuī qiú jì shù ér nǔ lì pīn bó |
[02:24.914] | rán hòu nǐ jiāng zhèi xiē guī jiù yú guī zé |
[02:26.560] | nǐ zhì dìng le sì gè shí pǐn wèi shēng děng jí |
[02:29.198] | nǐ sōu suǒ le yī xià |
[02:30.452] | rán hòu zài xī bān yá duì zhe xī bān yá rén rāng rng zhe yīng yǔ |
[02:33.326] | " wǒ yào yòng táng de dài tì pǐn dài tì táng!" |
[02:36.382] | " zhǐ yǒu mǎi yī zèng yī wǒ cái chī de kuài yì diǎn!" |
[02:39.752] | nǐ de é tóu shàng qīng jīn zhí tiào |
[02:42.991] | zài zhì xún shí jiān xiàng zhū yí yàng hàn liú jiā bèi |
[03:00.101] | " wǒ yòng yáng cōng zhàn zhe gāo dàng pú táo jiǔ" |
[03:03.262] | " chuān dé xiàng gè yī yuán diàn de è hàn." |
[03:06.449] | nǐ zài bāo lǐ zhǎo dào yī jiàn dān bó de dǒu péng |
[03:07.520] | dāng nǐ zhè yàng chū xíng yòu huì yāo téng |
[03:09.714] | " hǎo la, bié zhè yàng zuò, zhǐ yào tíng xià lái..." |
[03:11.255] | " guǒ jǐn nèi kù ba! nǐ zhè gè zhǒng zú zhǔ yì zhě!" |
[03:13.136] | wǒ jiù xiàng dī tóu hā yāo de gǒu |
[03:14.730] | jiù xiàng jǐng fěi dà zhàn de jié fěi |
[03:16.506] | wǒ jiāng shù jù zhù rù jìng mài |
[03:18.204] | dàn zhè bìng bù lìng rén kuài lè |
[03:19.902] | wǒ tóng shì de xué shēng |
[03:21.678] | gào sù tā men de jiā wén lǎo shī |
[03:23.324] | tā chuān de qiǎn sè de T xù, hái yǒu bái sè de yī lǐng |
[03:24.865] | zhè yán sè hé fū sè zhēn bù hé xié |
[03:26.694] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:28.418] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:29.985] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:31.657] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:33.303] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:35.027] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:36.673] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:38.371] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:40.016] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:41.740] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:43.334] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:44.980] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:46.704] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:48.349] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:49.995] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:51.719] | hú shuō bā dào |
[03:59.974] | wǒ zhèng zài kǎo lǜ huàn diào wǒ de gōng yìng shāng |
[04:06.609] | wǒ zhèng yòng modem zài wǎng shàng chōng làng |
[04:13.218] | wǒ zài zhèng yòng modem shàng wǎng |
[04:14.916] | wǒ zài zhèng yòng modem shàng wǎng |
[04:16.744] | wǒ zhèng yòng modem zài wǎng shàng chōng làng |
[04:46.811] | chún cuì xié è de gòng míng |
[05:00.134] | chún cuì xié è de gòng míng |
[05:13.404] | chún cuì xié è de gòng míng |
[05:26.753] | chún cuì xié è de gòng míng |