《十面埋伏》搞笑版

《十面埋伏》搞笑版 歌词

歌曲 《十面埋伏》搞笑版
歌手 三本目
歌手 YoungStar
专辑 一首假歌
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 黄伟文
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Eric Kwok
[00:02.009] 《食面埋伏》
[00:02.493] 作曲:郭偉亮
[00:02.860] 填詞:三本目
[00:03.220] 演唱:常穎傑
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[00:05.492] 聞說我時常在下午 來這裏買教剪
[00:12.932] 逢禮拜流連便利店 還是未間斷
[00:19.759] 何以我來回到兩點 仍然無法買先
[00:26.655] 明明前面企住 佢地個個要打櫼
[00:32.973] 只差一點點 即可以再食面
[00:39.111] 可惜包裝袋剛拆過
[00:42.276] 入面調味既料包竟會無左?
[00:46.756] 總差一點點 先可以再食面
[00:52.252] 仿佛先衝滾水無錯
[00:55.822] 但未曾入貨 康師傅會有麽?
[01:00.645] 7仔都斷貨!
[01:08.372] 遲兩秒搭上地下鐵 能買到兩個麽?
[01:15.356] 就算合味道也要麽 無奈亦無貨
[01:22.305] 連某某從來未訂購 為何能買更多
[01:29.303] 全城來撞你 但買面處處有險阻
[01:35.383] 只差一點點 即可以再食面
[01:40.892] 可惜包裝袋剛拆過
[01:44.580] 入面調味既料包竟會無左?
[01:49.188] 總差一點點 先可以再食面
[01:54.900] 應該先衝滾水無錯 但未曾入貨
[02:00.534] 康師傅會有麽?
[02:03.188] 乜鬼超市價目搞錯
[02:06.776] 將D存貨又放錯左
[02:10.232] sales推薦我食生果
[02:14.125] 但我點會食?
[02:15.604] 我肚餓!
[02:17.157] 總差一點點 先可以再食面
[02:22.588] 悔不當初包裝拆過 現在懲罰我
[02:28.381] 滾水煲錯了麽?
[02:31.036] 減薪一千天 天天盼再食面
[02:36.652] 只怕使你一早掃貨
[02:40.199] 扮未曾食過 乜都比你買左
[02:44.944] 乜Q都斷貨!
[00:00.000] zuo ci : huang wei wen
[00:01.000] zuo qu : Eric Kwok
[00:02.009] shi mian mai fu
[00:02.493] zuo qu: guo wei liang
[00:02.860] tian ci: san ben mu
[00:03.220] yan chang: chang ying jie
[00:03.796]
[00:05.492] wen shuo wo shi chang zai xia wu lai zhe li mai jiao jian
[00:12.932] feng li bai liu lian bian li dian hai shi wei jian duan
[00:19.759] he yi wo lai hui dao liang dian reng ran wu fa mai xian
[00:26.655] ming ming qian mian qi zhu qu di ge ge yao da jian
[00:32.973] zhi cha yi dian dian ji ke yi zai shi mian
[00:39.111] ke xi bao zhuang dai gang chai guo
[00:42.276] ru mian diao wei ji liao bao jing hui wu zuo?
[00:46.756] zong cha yi dian dian xian ke yi zai shi mian
[00:52.252] fang fu xian chong gun shui wu cuo
[00:55.822] dan wei zeng ru huo kang shi fu hui you mo?
[01:00.645] 7 zi dou duan huo!
[01:08.372] chi liang miao da shang di xia tie neng mai dao liang ge mo?
[01:15.356] jiu suan he wei dao ye yao mo wu nai yi wu huo
[01:22.305] lian mou mou cong lai wei ding gou wei he neng mai geng duo
[01:29.303] quan cheng lai zhuang ni dan mai mian chu chu you xian zu
[01:35.383] zhi cha yi dian dian ji ke yi zai shi mian
[01:40.892] ke xi bao zhuang dai gang chai guo
[01:44.580] ru mian diao wei ji liao bao jing hui wu zuo?
[01:49.188] zong cha yi dian dian xian ke yi zai shi mian
[01:54.900] ying gai xian chong gun shui wu cuo dan wei zeng ru huo
[02:00.534] kang shi fu hui you mo?
[02:03.188] mie gui chao shi jia mu gao cuo
[02:06.776] jiang D cun huo you fang cuo zuo
[02:10.232] sales tui jian wo shi sheng guo
[02:14.125] dan wo dian hui shi?
[02:15.604] wo du e!
[02:17.157] zong cha yi dian dian xian ke yi zai shi mian
[02:22.588] hui bu dang chu bao zhuang chai guo xian zai cheng fa wo
[02:28.381] gun shui bao cuo le mo?
[02:31.036] jian xin yi qian tian tian tian pan zai shi mian
[02:36.652] zhi pa shi ni yi zao sao huo
[02:40.199] ban wei zeng shi guo mie dou bi ni mai zuo
[02:44.944] mie Q dou duan huo!
[00:00.000] zuò cí : huáng wěi wén
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : Eric Kwok
[00:02.009] shí miàn mái fú
[00:02.493] zuò qǔ: guō wěi liàng
[00:02.860] tián cí: sān běn mù
[00:03.220] yǎn chàng: cháng yǐng jié
[00:03.796]
[00:05.492] wén shuō wǒ shí cháng zài xià wǔ lái zhè lǐ mǎi jiào jiǎn
[00:12.932] féng lǐ bài liú lián biàn lì diàn hái shì wèi jiān duàn
[00:19.759] hé yǐ wǒ lái huí dào liǎng diǎn réng rán wú fǎ mǎi xiān
[00:26.655] míng míng qián miàn qǐ zhù qú dì gè gè yào dǎ jiān
[00:32.973] zhǐ chà yī diǎn diǎn jí kě yǐ zài shí miàn
[00:39.111] kě xī bāo zhuāng dài gāng chāi guò
[00:42.276] rù miàn diào wèi jì liào bāo jìng huì wú zuǒ?
[00:46.756] zǒng chà yī diǎn diǎn xiān kě yǐ zài shí miàn
[00:52.252] fǎng fú xiān chōng gǔn shuǐ wú cuò
[00:55.822] dàn wèi zēng rù huò kāng shī fù huì yǒu mó?
[01:00.645] 7 zǐ dōu duàn huò!
[01:08.372] chí liǎng miǎo dā shàng dì xià tiě néng mǎi dào liǎng gè mó?
[01:15.356] jiù suàn hé wèi dào yě yào mó wú nài yì wú huò
[01:22.305] lián mǒu mǒu cóng lái wèi dìng gòu wèi hé néng mǎi gèng duō
[01:29.303] quán chéng lái zhuàng nǐ dàn mǎi miàn chù chù yǒu xiǎn zǔ
[01:35.383] zhǐ chà yī diǎn diǎn jí kě yǐ zài shí miàn
[01:40.892] kě xī bāo zhuāng dài gāng chāi guò
[01:44.580] rù miàn diào wèi jì liào bāo jìng huì wú zuǒ?
[01:49.188] zǒng chà yī diǎn diǎn xiān kě yǐ zài shí miàn
[01:54.900] yīng gāi xiān chōng gǔn shuǐ wú cuò dàn wèi zēng rù huò
[02:00.534] kāng shī fù huì yǒu mó?
[02:03.188] miē guǐ chāo shì jià mù gǎo cuò
[02:06.776] jiāng D cún huò yòu fàng cuò zuǒ
[02:10.232] sales tuī jiàn wǒ shí shēng guǒ
[02:14.125] dàn wǒ diǎn huì shí?
[02:15.604] wǒ dù è!
[02:17.157] zǒng chà yī diǎn diǎn xiān kě yǐ zài shí miàn
[02:22.588] huǐ bù dāng chū bāo zhuāng chāi guò xiàn zài chéng fá wǒ
[02:28.381] gǔn shuǐ bāo cuò le mó?
[02:31.036] jiǎn xīn yī qiān tiān tiān tiān pàn zài shí miàn
[02:36.652] zhǐ pà shǐ nǐ yī zǎo sǎo huò
[02:40.199] bàn wèi zēng shí guò miē dōu bǐ nǐ mǎi zuǒ
[02:44.944] miē Q dōu duàn huò!
《十面埋伏》搞笑版 歌词
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