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Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] |
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"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." |
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Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" |
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Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say |
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that you're very pretty girl, and I, I hoo you'the we've |
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known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two |
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of us we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to |
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die alone, I tell you that much hoo getting ahead of myself |
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got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across |
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to you right now, hoo, I mean, |
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whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, |
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you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, I'm, |
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the-, I'm, I'm hoo, honeymoon in the |
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Poconos, with the hoo, woo hoo sex optional you don't have to |
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do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to |
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love me, and that that's fitil death do us part I, we'll get the |
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chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset no prenuptial agree |
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Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I'm just not |
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ready for that kind of commitment." |
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Excited Southerner: "Coooooo |
