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If you got it you don't need it |
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If you need it you don't got it |
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You don't get shame on you |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Them that have it get more of it |
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Less they need it the more they love it |
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And it sticks to them like glue |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Ask the rich man he'll confess |
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Money can't buy happiness |
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Ask the poor man he don't doubt |
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But he'd rather be miserable with than without |
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If you spend it please be wiser |
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If you save it you're a miser |
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You don't want it you're cuckoo |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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La la money |
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Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing |
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I'm singing |
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This is singing |
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Don't you like it |
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No I don't like it you want to sing with me |
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Can I sing with you |
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Sure you can |
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All right |
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If I do not need it badly |
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Folks will give it to you gladly |
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But I need it |
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Nuts to you |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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If I am lucky and I make it |
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You'll be frightened |
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But who can take it |
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The Internal Revenoooooooo |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Birds don't got it still they sing |
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Eating winds up on the wing |
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Ideal lives some folks affirm |
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So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman |
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It's a bad thing oh yes very |
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For the germs and sanitary |
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Will you have some |
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Oh thank you |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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...mumble jumble... |
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If I got it |
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Who's got it |
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I don't need it |
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But I need it |
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If you need it |
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And I need it |
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You don't got it |
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But I want it |
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You can't get it shame on you |
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What can I do |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Them that have it |
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Where'd they get it |
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Get more of it |
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Can they keep it |
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The less they need it |
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Who don't need it |
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The more they love it |
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And how they love it |
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And it sticks to them like glue |
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Boo hoo |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Money money we love you |
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Funny funny funny you can do |
