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If you would sit oh so close to me |
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That would be nice like it's supposed to be |
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If you don't |
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I'll slit your throat |
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So won't you please be nice? |
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If you would hug your arms right around me |
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That would be snug like it's supposed to be |
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If we part |
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I'll eat your heart |
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So won't you please be nice? |
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Oh don't you love this romancing? |
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Know that it's your life you're chancing |
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Isn't it nice now you've married me |
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Sugar and spice like it's supposed to be |
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If you go |
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I'll get your dough |
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So won't you please be nice? |
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Stop with your jazz oratory |
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I only listen to top forty, |
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N'Sync rules |
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Isn't it nice together we'll always live |
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No sacrifice we'll vote conservative |
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If you run |
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I'll pull a gun |
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Give me head or you'll be dead |
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Salute the flag or |
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I'll call you a fag |
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Oh won't you please be nice? |
