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(Yeahhhh!) Uh! |
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(Yeahhhh!) Uhh.. |
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(Yeahhhh!) I like that.. yo |
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(Yeahhhh!) Yo, yo |
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I never let my right ear know what my left ear done heard |
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My favorite beer right now is 211 Steel Reserve |
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If I had a choice to be an animal I'd be a bird |
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If I had a choice to be a plant, I'd be a herb |
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If I was in the jungle I'll be nothin humble |
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Beat a anaconda down and give a lion a muzzle |
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I'll open up shop under a straw hut |
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Instead of sellin bananas, I'd sell coconuts |
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For twenty bucks a pop, I can't stop |
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They'll be goin like hotcakes, man like IHOP (IHOP) |
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I make an antenna out of a wishbone |
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And start my own cable service like I'm at home |
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Talkin on my cellular phone, watchin the Flintstones |
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Me and my stable full of broads, me and my Amazons |
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On house arrest for soliciting, selling sex |
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And distributing crevices, centerfolds who sex |
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If if was a fifth, I'd be diggin in your girl |
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Instead of lookin at her (instead of lookin at her) |
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And if we get hyphy when we want to (when we want to) |
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Then you bust at everything that we run through (that we run through) |
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(IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
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If if was a fifth, we'll all be drunk |
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And if this ain't the bump, then what? Skippy's a punk |
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My folks in the pen be playin punk |
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My weeple down South in the sticks be sayin crunk |
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My dudes on the soil be pushin fins |
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But if you're tardy you probably won't even know what that is |
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Uhh.. I'm lookin at the ladies |
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I'm thinkin if she was a car, she would be a Mercedes |
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I'm thinkin if she was Pat Benatar I could take her back to the 80's |
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"Hit Me with Your Best Shot," girl I'm off this Bailey's |
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Me and you baby, one on one, let's have some fun |
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Me and you baby, one on one, take off yo' thong |
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The party's just begun and it's a quarter to one |
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The super dooper turtle tortoise hurtin my lungs |
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Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue |
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She off the Seagram's, the Joseph E. Seagram sons |
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Put a fire out now they're suckin me soft |
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And now they're all on the table drunk peelin it off |
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Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way |
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Got 'em comin out they clothes in a nasty way |
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If if was a fifth, she'll be thinkin 'bout you instead of me |
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(Instead of me) Spendin her money on you instead of me |
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(Instead of me) Wastin her time on you instead of me |
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(Instead of me... if if was a fifth) |
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I'll be on cloud 12, smokin an L |
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In my burgundy brandy candy convertible dan Deville |
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In Amsterdam yes I am on a good one |
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Lookin for some good ol' fashioned turtle |
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Me and my fellas be on a good one |
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You're liable to find me up in Alaska shootin dice |
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Out there hustlin, grittin and grindin, sellin ice |
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Or pimpin a breezy up out her pants |
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Sippin imported Louis from Cognac, France |
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VAN-GLORIOUS! (Vanglorious, fo'-shiggedy) |
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This is protected, by the PEEIMPS |
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(And who else, who-who else are they protectin?) |
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The PLAYERS (and and and somebody else right?) |
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And the hustlers (the hustlers that's right) |
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With a ki (WITH A KI) |
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Not a car key (but what?) |
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BUT A KI (oh a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!) |
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Oooh, oooh - BOTCH! |