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Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand |
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Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand |
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I keep hearing noises from my fireplace |
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I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race |
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And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here |
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Your fat and jolly friend draws near |
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Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise |
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The bearded weirdy's just arrived |
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Ho ho ho, guess who's here |
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Your fat and jolly friend draws near |
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Ho ho ho, surprise surprise |
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The bearded wierdy's just arrived |
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On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head |
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My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red |
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There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue |
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And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room |
