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Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know... |
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"Hello girls!" |
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"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!" |
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I'm a sight for sore eyes |
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Oh, if your eyes would only see |
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I've been born on tiptoe |
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Still you looked like a lighthouse next to me |
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You pet-named me Napoleon |
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I was proud 'til I got the reason why , why..... |
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Never aimed for confrontation |
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You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye |
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Oh, while you read this letter |
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I'd just gone to eat out |
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By the way |
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My what a sunshine in Trinidad |
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Hope you're okay lightyears away |
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My what A heat wave in Trinidad |
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Hope you don't mind if I stay |
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Pitcher goes too often to the well |
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And now the pitcher's gone insane |
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Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell |
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And found the answer on a plane |
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Oh, I've been pissing off |
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Before you might could have pissed me off. |
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I hope you're fine, yeah |
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My what a sunshine in Trinidad |
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Mind if you stay, I do okay |
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My what A heatwave in Trinidad |
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Sunburnt a night flight away |
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"Honey you're looking good so far away from me |
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The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great |
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Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey |
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Greetings from Trinidad, hey! |
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My what a sunshine in Trinidad |
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Mind if you stay, I do okay |
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My what a heatwave in Trinidad |
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Sunburnt a night flight away |
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"Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha" |
