倒霉孩子养成日记

歌曲 倒霉孩子养成日记
歌手 小二郎
歌手 萧清明
专辑 一盒草莓

歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 江子修
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:04.104] 外甥（萧清明）：
[00:04.854] 早餐是满满一杯讨厌的牛奶
[00:08.109] 可爸爸说全部喝完才能补钙
[00:11.106] 薯片能不能再多吃一袋
[00:14.603] 不给就耍赖
[00:17.053] 午饭有颜色超级难看的蔬菜
[00:20.303] 但妈妈说挑食的孩子不可爱
[00:23.313] 还罚我今晚电视不给看
[00:26.805] 明明我很乖
[00:29.122] 舅舅（草莓BOY）：
[00:30.630] 早上闹钟竟然没把我叫起来
[00:38.374] 幸亏我跑得比那公交车还快
[00:41.371] 到学校发现书包忘记带
[00:44.370] 老师好无奈
[00:47.122] 无所事事一整天全用来发呆
[00:50.621] 正想着晚上回家可以看球赛
[00:53.123] 是谁连累我电视不能开
[00:56.623] 都是你不乖
[01:01.220] 外甥（萧清明）：
[01:03.969] 没有了动画片的晚上好难挨
[01:08.471] 妈妈说钢琴曲要继续练起来
[01:11.470] 弹十分钟手指就歇菜
[01:14.720] 混混就过关
[01:17.065] 舅舅今天对我也不理又不睬
[01:20.051] 说作业好多转头就把房门关
[01:23.302] 拜托借口不要这么烂
[01:26.798] 一眼就识穿
[01:30.549] 舅舅（草莓BOY）：
[01:32.799] 今天怎么没人愿意陪我打怪
[01:38.301] 突然间姐夫一推门就走进来
[01:41.299] 要跟我谈谈早恋的危害
[01:44.800] 大脑一片空白
[01:47.299] 是谁跟姐姐瞎掰我被班花甩
[01:50.548] 傻傻一个人在房间思念成灾
[01:53.051] 摊上这造谣的小坏蛋
[01:56.549] 承认我完败

拼音

[00:00.000] zuò cí : jiāng zi xiū
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : wú
[00:04.104] wài shēng xiāo qīng míng:
[00:04.854] zǎo cān shì mǎn mǎn yī bēi tǎo yàn de niú nǎi
[00:08.109] kě bà bà shuō quán bù hē wán cái néng bǔ gài
[00:11.106] shǔ piàn néng bù néng zài duō chī yī dài
[00:14.603] bù gěi jiù shuǎ lài
[00:17.053] wǔ fàn yǒu yán sè chāo jí nán kàn de shū cài
[00:20.303] dàn mā mā shuō tiāo shí de hái zi bù kě ài
[00:23.313] hái fá wǒ jīn wǎn diàn shì bù gěi kàn
[00:26.805] míng míng wǒ hěn guāi
[00:29.122] jiù jiù cǎo méi BOY:
[00:30.630] zǎo shàng nào zhōng jìng rán méi bǎ wǒ jiào qǐ lái
[00:38.374] xìng kuī wǒ pǎo dé bǐ nà gōng jiāo chē hái kuài
[00:41.371] dào xué xiào fā xiàn shū bāo wàng jì dài
[00:44.370] lǎo shī hǎo wú nài
[00:47.122] wú suǒ shì shì yī zhěng tiān quán yòng lái fā dāi
[00:50.621] zhèng xiǎng zhe wǎn shàng huí jiā kě yǐ kàn qiú sài
[00:53.123] shì shuí lián lěi wǒ diàn shì bù néng kāi
[00:56.623] dōu shì nǐ bù guāi
[01:01.220] wài shēng xiāo qīng míng:
[01:03.969] méi yǒu le dòng huà piān de wǎn shàng hǎo nán ái
[01:08.471] mā mā shuō gāng qín qǔ yào jì xù liàn qǐ lái
[01:11.470] dàn shí fēn zhōng shǒu zhǐ jiù xiē cài
[01:14.720] hùn hùn jiù guò guān
[01:17.065] jiù jiù jīn tiān duì wǒ yě bù lǐ yòu bù cǎi
[01:20.051] shuō zuò yè hǎo duō zhuǎn tóu jiù bǎ fáng mén guān
[01:23.302] bài tuō jiè kǒu bú yào zhè me làn
[01:26.798] yī yǎn jiù shí chuān
[01:30.549] jiù jiù cǎo méi BOY:
[01:32.799] jīn tiān zěn me méi rén yuàn yì péi wǒ dǎ guài
[01:38.301] tū rán jiān jiě fū yī tuī mén jiù zǒu jìn lái
[01:41.299] yào gēn wǒ tán tán zǎo liàn de wēi hài
[01:44.800] dà nǎo yī piàn kòng bái
[01:47.299] shì shuí gēn jiě jie xiā bāi wǒ bèi bān huā shuǎi
[01:50.548] shǎ shǎ yí ge rén zài fáng jiān sī niàn chéng zāi
[01:53.051] tān shàng zhè zào yáo de xiǎo huài dàn
[01:56.549] chéng rèn wǒ wán bài