The Real Slim Shady

歌曲 The Real Slim Shady
歌手 Eminem
专辑 The Marshall Mathers LP

歌词

[00:03.38] May I have your attention please
[00:06.26] May I have your attention please
[00:08.95] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.51] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.14] We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.58] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.70] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
[00:22.64] just burst in the door
[00:23.76] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.08] they first get divorced throwing
[00:26.21] her over furniture (scream)
[00:27.59] It's the return of the
[00:28.65] Oh wait no way your kidding
[00:29.95] he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.52] And Dr Dre said
[00:33.78] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
[00:36.17] he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:37.79] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.61] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.67] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.52] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:46.21] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.52] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.52] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.15] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.41] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.72] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.90] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.10] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.41] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.35] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.54] they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:08.85] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.85] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.78] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.85] then there's no reason that a man
[01:17.48] and another man can't elope
[01:18.48] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.72] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.80] I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.91] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.04] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.92] So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:32.05] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:33.11] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.17] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.42] So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.67] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:41.11] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.31] Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.75] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.69] Half of you critics can't
[01:48.63] even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.56] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.13] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:56.94] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.50] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.82] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.21] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.02] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.53] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.77] And show the whole world
[02:12.19] how you gave Eminem V D (scream)
[02:14.07] I'm sick of you little girl
[02:15.26] and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.82] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.13] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:20.13] Who cuss like me
[02:21.01] Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.51] Who dress like me
[02:23.45] Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.76] It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.52] But not quite me
[02:27.39] I'm Slim Shady
[02:28.14] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.95] So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.89] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.42] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.48] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.61] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.22] So won't the real Slim shady
[02:42.16] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.41] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:47.04] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:48.04] things you joke about with your friends
[02:49.48] inside your living room
[02:50.16] The only difference is I got the balls
[02:51.79] to say it in front of ya'll
[02:53.04] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.92] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.98] And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:58.67] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.20] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
[03:03.01] these albums like valiums
[03:03.76] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.13] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.20] Pinching nurses asses
[03:09.70] when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:11.82] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:13.63] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.57] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:18.14] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.39] screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.95] With his windows down and system up
[03:22.74] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.61] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.87] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.24] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.80] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.68] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.74] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.87] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.24] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.67] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.55] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.80] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.05] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.84] I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.59] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.90] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.22] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.35] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:59.03] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.97] Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.09] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.47] So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.53] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.16] The End

拼音

[00:03.38] May I have your attention please
[00:06.26] May I have your attention please
[00:08.95] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.51] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.14] We' re going to have a problem here
[00:18.58] Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.70] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
[00:22.64] just burst in the door
[00:23.76] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.08] they first get divorced throwing
[00:26.21] her over furniture scream
[00:27.59] It' s the return of the
[00:28.65] Oh wait no way your kidding
[00:29.95] he didn' t just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.52] And Dr Dre said
[00:33.78] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead
[00:36.17] he' s locked in my basement haha
[00:37.79] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.61] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him
[00:40.67] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.52] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:46.21] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.52] but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms
[00:50.52] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.15] but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.41] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.72] and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.90] and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.10] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.41] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.35] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.54] they got the discovery channel don' t they
[01:08.85] We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.85] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.78] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.85] then there' s no reason that a man
[01:17.48] and another man can' t elope
[01:18.48] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.72] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.80] I' m Slim Shady
[01:23.91] Yes I' m the real Shady
[01:25.04] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.92] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[01:28.42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:32.05] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[01:33.11] Yes I' m the real Shady
[01:34.17] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.42] So won' t the real Slim shady
[01:37.67] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:41.11] Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.31] Well I do so him and you too
[01:45.75] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.69] Half of you critics can' t
[01:48.63] even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.50] But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird
[01:52.56] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.13] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:56.94] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.50] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.82] And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.21] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.02] yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe
[02:08.53] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.77] And show the whole world
[02:12.19] how you gave Eminem V D scream
[02:14.07] I' m sick of you little girl
[02:15.26] and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.82] So I' ve been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.13] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:20.13] Who cuss like me
[02:21.01] Who just don' t give a like me
[02:22.51] Who dress like me
[02:23.45] Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.76] It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.52] But not quite me
[02:27.39] I' m Slim Shady
[02:28.14] Yes I' m the real Shady
[02:29.26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.95] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[02:32.89] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.42] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[02:37.48] Yes I' m the real Shady
[02:38.61] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.22] So won' t the real Slim shady
[02:42.16] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.41] I' m like a headtrip to listen to
[02:47.04] Cause I' m only giving you
[02:48.04] things you joke about with your friends
[02:49.48] inside your living room
[02:50.16] The only difference is I got the balls
[02:51.79] to say it in front of ya' ll
[02:53.04] And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.92] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.98] And whether you like to admit it rip
[02:58.67] I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there
[03:01.20] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
[03:03.01] these albums like valiums
[03:03.76] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30
[03:06.13] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.20] Pinching nurses asses
[03:09.70] when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking
[03:11.82] But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working
[03:13.63] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.57] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:18.14] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.39] screaming I don' t give a
[03:20.95] With his windows down and system up
[03:22.74] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.61] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.87] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.24] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.80] Cuz I' m Slim Shady
[03:32.68] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:33.74] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.87] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[03:37.24] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.67] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[03:41.55] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:42.80] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.05] So won' t the real Slim shady
[03:46.42] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.84] I' m Slim Shady
[03:50.59] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:51.90] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.22] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[03:55.35] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:59.03] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[03:59.97] Yes I' m the real Shady
[04:01.09] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.47] So won' t the real Slim shady
[04:04.53] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.16] The End