| 歌曲 | Marshall Mathers |
| 歌手 | Eminem |
| 专辑 | The Marshall Mathers LP |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Bass, Bass, Mathers |
| [00:01.05]Eminem] | |
| [00:03.53] | You know I just don't get it |
| [00:06.18] | Last year I was nobody |
| [00:08.80] | This year I'm sellin records |
| [00:11.52] | Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin |
| [00:14.85] | Heh,the fuck you want from me,ten million dollars? |
| [00:17.58] | Get the fuck out of here |
| [00:19.84] | Chorus One:Eminem |
| [00:20.51] | You see I'm,just Marshall Mathers （Marshall Mathers） |
| [00:24.41] | I'm just a regular guy, |
| [00:25.67] | I don't know why all the fuss about me （fuss about me） |
| [00:29.22] | Nobody ever gave a fuck before, |
| [00:31.11] | all they did was doubt me （did was doubt me） |
| [00:34.36] | Now everybody wanna run they mouth |
| [00:35.73] | and try to take shots at me （take shots at me） |
| [00:38.80]Eminem] | |
| [00:39.18] | Yo,you might see me joggin,you might see me walkin |
| [00:42.25] | You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog |
| [00:44.34] | with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar |
| [00:47.19] | hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin |
| [00:49.35] | （grrrr,ARF ARF）Or leanin out a window,with a cocked shotgun |
| [00:52.20] | Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in |
| [00:54.99] | Lookin for Big's killers,dressed in ridiculous |
| [00:56.89] | blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is |
| [00:59.88] | Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace |
| [01:02.12] | Pissed off,cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this |
| [01:04.77] | Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em |
| [01:07.10] | and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets |
| [01:09.67] | And amidst all this Crist'poppin and wristwatches |
| [01:11.79] | I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous |
| [01:14.96] | and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin |
| [01:17.30] | startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman （'God damnit!'） |
| [01:19.39] | Eminem |
| [01:20.27] | I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin |
| [01:21.99] | with instincts to kill N'Sync,don't get me started |
| [01:24.68] | These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage |
| [01:27.33] | What's this bitch retarded?Gimme back my sixteen dollars |
| [01:29.57] | All I see is sissies in magazines smiling |
| [01:32.54] | Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? |
| [01:34.92] | Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol'fashioned |
| [01:36.57] | passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? |
| [01:39.98] | New Kids on the Block,sucked a lot of dick |
| [01:42.68] | Boy/girl groups make me sick |
| [01:44.60] | And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public |
| [01:47.54] | I'ma love it..（hahaha） |
| [01:49.49] | Vanilla Ice don't like me （uh-uh） |
| [01:51.71] | Said some shit in Vibe to spite me （yup） |
| [01:53.61] | Then went and dyed his hair just like me （hehe） |
| [01:55.72] | A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me |
| [01:57.49] | and run around screamin,'I don't care,just bite me'（nah nah） |
| [01:59.77] | I think I was put here to annoy the world |
| [02:01.90] | and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl |
| [02:04.35] | Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer |
| [02:08.02] | and call themselves 'Clowns'cause they look queer |
| [02:09.84] | Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay |
| [02:11.77] | Claimin Detroit,when y'all live twenty miles away （fuckin punks） |
| [02:14.56] | And I don't wrestle,I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out |
| [02:17.68] | Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out |
| [02:20.27] | after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out |
| [02:22.93] | （AHHH!）Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck,blaow! |
| [02:25.21] | Look at y'all runnin your mouth again |
| [02:26.54] | when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road,South of 10 |
| [02:28.87] | And I don't need help,from D-12,to beat up two females |
| [02:31.82] | in make-up,who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails |
| [02:34.96] | 'Slim Anus,'you damn right,Slim Anus |
| [02:36.93] | I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots! |
| [02:39.48] | Chorus Two:Eminem |
| [02:40.59] | Cause I'm,just Marshall Mathers （Marshall Mathers） |
| [02:44.36] | I'm not a wrestler guy, |
| [02:45.77] | Come and see me on the streets alone |
| [02:50.17] | if you assholes doubt me （assholes doubt me） |
| [02:54.43] | And if you wanna run your mouth |
| [02:55.94] | then come take your best shot at me （your best shot at me） |
| [02:58.99]Eminem] | |
| [02:59.34] | Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me? |
| [03:02.28] | You little groupie bitch,get off me,go fuck Puffy |
| [03:04.28] | Now because of this blonde mop that's on top |
| [03:06.88] | and this fucked up head that I've got,I've gone pop? |
| [03:09.63] | The underground just spunned around and did a 360 |
| [03:12.15] | Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies |
| [03:14.73] | 'Oh,he just did some shit with Missy, |
| [03:16.53] | so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy' |
| [03:19.66] | My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million |
| [03:22.11] | She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin |
| [03:24.78] | Shit,where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? |
| [03:27.22] | All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress |
| [03:30.67] | Which is it bitch,Mrs.Briggs or Ms.Mathers? |
| [03:32.40]It doesn't matter your attorney Fred Gibson's a] | faggot! |
| [03:35.02] | Talkin about I fabricated my past |
| [03:36.80] | He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass （Uhh!） |
| [03:39.11] | So tell me,what the hell is a fella to do? |
| [03:42.22] | For every million I make,another relative sues |
| [03:44.32] | Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper |
| [03:47.17] | All the sudden,I got 90some cousins （Hey it's me!） |
| [03:50.40] | A half-brother and sister who never seen me |
| [03:52.41] | or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV |
| [03:55.09] | Now everybody's so happy and proud |
| [03:56.46] | I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house |
| [03:58.98] | Hey-hey!And then to top it off,I walked to the newsstand |
| [04:02.50] | to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp |
| [04:04.98] | Skipped to the last page,flipped right fast |
| [04:07.07] | and what do I see?A picture of my big white ass |
| [04:09.82] | Okay,let me give you motherfuckers some help: |
| [04:11.61] | uhh,here -DOUBLE XL,DOUBLE XL |
| [04:14.57] | Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell |
| [04:17.00] | Ahh fuck it,I'll even buy a couple myself |
| [04:19.67] | Chorus One <-987>（2X） |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Bass, Bass, Mathers |
| [00:01.05]Eminem] | |
| [00:03.53] | You know I just don' t get it |
| [00:06.18] | Last year I was nobody |
| [00:08.80] | This year I' m sellin records |
| [00:11.52] | Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin |
| [00:14.85] | Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? |
| [00:17.58] | Get the fuck out of here |
| [00:19.84] | Chorus One: Eminem |
| [00:20.51] | You see I' m, just Marshall Mathers Marshall Mathers |
| [00:24.41] | I' m just a regular guy, |
| [00:25.67] | I don' t know why all the fuss about me fuss about me |
| [00:29.22] | Nobody ever gave a fuck before, |
| [00:31.11] | all they did was doubt me did was doubt me |
| [00:34.36] | Now everybody wanna run they mouth |
| [00:35.73] | and try to take shots at me take shots at me |
| [00:38.80]Eminem] | |
| [00:39.18] | Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin |
| [00:42.25] | You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog |
| [00:44.34] | with it' s head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar |
| [00:47.19] | hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won' t quit barkin |
| [00:49.35] | grrrr, ARF ARF Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun |
| [00:52.20] | Drivin up the block in the car that they shot ' Pac in |
| [00:54.99] | Lookin for Big' s killers, dressed in ridiculous |
| [00:56.89] | blue and red like I don' t see what the big deal is |
| [00:59.88] | Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace |
| [01:02.12] | Pissed off, cause Biggie and ' Pac just missed all this |
| [01:04.77] | Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off ' em |
| [01:07.10] | and get dollars that shoulda been there' s like they switched wallets |
| [01:09.67] | And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches |
| [01:11.79] | I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous |
| [01:14.96] | and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin |
| [01:17.30] | startin shit like some 26yearold skinny Cartman ' God damnit!' |
| [01:19.39] | Eminem |
| [01:20.27] | I' m antiBackstreet and Ricky Martin |
| [01:21.99] | with instincts to kill N' Sync, don' t get me started |
| [01:24.68] | These fuckin brats can' t sing and Britney' s garbage |
| [01:27.33] | What' s this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars |
| [01:29.57] | All I see is sissies in magazines smiling |
| [01:32.54] | Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? |
| [01:34.92] | Whatever happened to catchin a goodol' fashioned |
| [01:36.57] | passionate asswhoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? |
| [01:39.98] | New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick |
| [01:42.68] | Boy girl groups make me sick |
| [01:44.60] | And I can' t wait ' til I catch all you faggots in public |
| [01:47.54] | I' ma love it.. hahaha |
| [01:49.49] | Vanilla Ice don' t like me uhuh |
| [01:51.71] | Said some shit in Vibe to spite me yup |
| [01:53.61] | Then went and dyed his hair just like me hehe |
| [01:55.72] | A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me |
| [01:57.49] | and run around screamin,' I don' t care, just bite me' nah nah |
| [01:59.77] | I think I was put here to annoy the world |
| [02:01.90] | and destroy your little 4yearold boy or girl |
| [02:04.35] | Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer |
| [02:08.02] | and call themselves ' Clowns' cause they look queer |
| [02:09.84] | Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay |
| [02:11.77] | Claimin Detroit, when y' all live twenty miles away fuckin punks |
| [02:14.56] | And I don' t wrestle, I' ll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out |
| [02:17.68] | Ask ' em about the club they was at when they snuck out |
| [02:20.27] | after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out |
| [02:22.93] | AHHH! Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! |
| [02:25.21] | Look at y' all runnin your mouth again |
| [02:26.54] | when you ain' t seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 |
| [02:28.87] | And I don' t need help, from D12, to beat up two females |
| [02:31.82] | in makeup, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails |
| [02:34.96] | ' Slim Anus,' you damn right, Slim Anus |
| [02:36.93] | I don' t get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots! |
| [02:39.48] | Chorus Two: Eminem |
| [02:40.59] | Cause I' m, just Marshall Mathers Marshall Mathers |
| [02:44.36] | I' m not a wrestler guy, |
| [02:45.77] | Come and see me on the streets alone |
| [02:50.17] | if you assholes doubt me assholes doubt me |
| [02:54.43] | And if you wanna run your mouth |
| [02:55.94] | then come take your best shot at me your best shot at me |
| [02:58.99]Eminem] | |
| [02:59.34] | Is it because you love me that y' all expect so much of me? |
| [03:02.28] | You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy |
| [03:04.28] | Now because of this blonde mop that' s on top |
| [03:06.88] | and this fucked up head that I' ve got, I' ve gone pop? |
| [03:09.63] | The underground just spunned around and did a 360 |
| [03:12.15] | Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies |
| [03:14.73] | ' Oh, he just did some shit with Missy, |
| [03:16.53] | so now he thinks he' s too big to do some shit with MC GetBizzy' |
| [03:19.66] | My fuckin bitch mom' s suin for ten million |
| [03:22.11] | She must want a dollar for every pill I' ve been stealin |
| [03:24.78] | Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? |
| [03:27.22] | All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress |
| [03:30.67] | Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? |
| [03:32.40]It doesn't matter your attorney Fred Gibson's a] | faggot! |
| [03:35.02] | Talkin about I fabricated my past |
| [03:36.80] | He' s just aggravated I won' t ejaculate in his ass Uhh! |
| [03:39.11] | So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do? |
| [03:42.22] | For every million I make, another relative sues |
| [03:44.32] | Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper |
| [03:47.17] | All the sudden, I got 90some cousins Hey it' s me! |
| [03:50.40] | A halfbrother and sister who never seen me |
| [03:52.41] | or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV |
| [03:55.09] | Now everybody' s so happy and proud |
| [03:56.46] | I' m finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend' s house |
| [03:58.98] | Heyhey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand |
| [04:02.50] | to buy this cheapass little magazine with a food stamp |
| [04:04.98] | Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast |
| [04:07.07] | and what do I see? A picture of my big white ass |
| [04:09.82] | Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help: |
| [04:11.61] | uhh, here DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL |
| [04:14.57] | Now your magazine shouldn' t have so much trouble to sell |
| [04:17.00] | Ahh fuck it, I' ll even buy a couple myself |
| [04:19.67] | Chorus One 987 2X |
| [00:01.05] | mǔ yé: |
| [00:03.53] | wǒ jiù nà mèn |
| [00:06.18] | qù nián wǒ hái shì gè wú míng xiǎo zú |
| [00:08.80] | jīn nián wǒ jiù chū chàng piān le |
| [00:11.52] | xiàn zài měi ge rén dōu lái bā jié wǒ hǎo xiàng wǒ qiàn tā men shén me |
| [00:14.85] | hēi nǐ tā mā de xiǎng yào shén me yī qiān wàn? |
| [00:17.58] | tā mā de gěi wǒ gǔn |
| [00:19.84] | dì yī piān: mǔ yé |
| [00:20.51] | kàn wǒ zhǐ shì Marshall Mathers |
| [00:24.41] | yí gè pǔ tōng rén |
| [00:25.67] | gǎo bu dǒng wèi shí me zhè me duō rén dà jīng xiǎo guài |
| [00:29.22] | yǐ qián méi yǒu yí ge rén niǎo wǒ |
| [00:31.11] | tā men zhǐ huì zhì yí wǒ |
| [00:34.36] | xiàn zài měi ge rén dōu xiǎng pò kǒu dà mà |
| [00:35.73] | pēng jī wǒ pào hōng wǒ |
| [00:38.80] | mǔ yé: |
| [00:39.18] | yōu nǐ kě néng kàn jiàn wǒ gēn gè pǔ tōng rén yí yàng dì màn pǎo sàn bù |
| [00:42.25] | yě kě néng kàn jiàn wǒ zài liú yì zhī sǐ luó wēi quǎn |
| [00:44.34] | tā de nǎo dài yǐ jīng bèi jiān ruì de xiàng quān qiē duàn |
| [00:47.19] | wǒ chōng tā fā nù bǎ tā shā le yīn wèi zhè sǐ gǒu zhǐ bú zhù kuáng fèi |
| [00:49.35] | wāng wāng wāng huò zhě kàn jiàn wǒ shù qǐ liè qiāng tàn shēn chū chē chuāng |
| [00:52.20] | zài 2Pac bèi qiāng jī de jiē qū jià chē fēi chí |
| [00:54.99] | sōu xún xí jī huá lái shì de shā shǒu tā men dà dū chuān zhe huá jī kě xiào |
| [00:56.89] | lán sè huò hóng sè shēng pà bié rén kàn bu chū lái tā men jiē le duō dà de dān zi |
| [00:59.88] | wǒ de qiāng guǎn bǐ yī mǐ jiǔ de huá lái shì hái yào zhǎng |
| [01:02.12] | tā mā de Biggie jí huá lái shì hé 2Pac cuò guò le zhè yī qiè |
| [01:04.77] | kàn zhe nèi xiē lián jià ráo shé gē shǒu mó fǎng chāo xí tā men |
| [01:07.10] | hái zhèng dé pén mǎn bō mǎn xīn ān lǐ de dì huī huò zhe běn gāi shǔ yú tā men de jīn qián |
| [01:09.67] | zài zhè yī qiè míng yù shēng wàng zhǐ zuì jīn mí zhōng |
| [01:11.79] | wǒ bù dé bù hòu tuì yī bù kàn zhe nǐ men zòng qíng shē mí dàn wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zuò ǒu |
| [01:14.96] | xiàn zài wǒ duān zhe hē guāng le de gān yì bái lán dì jiǔ píng zhuàn yōu |
| [01:17.30] | wǒ yào kāi shǐ xiàng 26 suì de shòu xuē kǎ tè màn nán fāng gōng yuán jué sè yí yàng dú shé le tā mā de |
| [01:19.39] | mǔ yé |
| [01:20.27] | wǒ jiù shì fǎn hòu jiē yǐ jí ruì qí mǎ dīng |
| [01:21.99] | yǒu shā guāng NSYNC de chōng dòng bié gēn wǒ tí tā men |
| [01:24.68] | tā mā de zhèi xiē xiǎo pò hái gēn běn bú huì chàng gē xiǎo tián tián yě shì lā jī huò |
| [01:27.33] | zhè gè jiàn rén shì shén me huò sè nǎo cán ma? hái wǒ shí liù měi dāo mǎi zhuān jí qián |
| [01:29.57] | wǒ mǎn yǎn dōu shì yī qún niáng pào zài zá zhì fēng miàn shǎ lè |
| [01:32.54] | dà shēng mà chū lái xiōng hěn diǎn huì sǐ? |
| [01:34.92] | xiàng ráo shé jiè lǎo yī bèi nà yàng |
| [01:36.57] | xuè xìng jī fèn dì nà hǎn bó jī zhí dào quán shēn shàng xià yī fú dōu bèi sī làn huì sǐ? |
| [01:39.98] | xīn jiē biān nán hái jiǎn zhí shì zài luàn gǎo |
| [01:42.68] | shén me nán nǚ luàn qī bā zāo de zǔ hé ràng wǒ ě xīn |
| [01:44.60] | jiǎn zhí děng bù jí xiǎng huó zhuō nǐ men zhè bāng tóng xìng liàn |
| [01:47.54] | wǒ yí dìng huì ài shàng nà zhǒng gǎn jué hā hā hā |
| [01:49.49] | xiāng cǎo bīng bái rén Rapper bù xǐ huān wǒ è |
| [01:51.71] | zá zhì cǎi fǎng de shí hòu è yì gōng jī wǒ yě |
| [01:53.61] | kě tā jiē zhe jiù qù bǎ tóu fà rǎn dé hé wǒ yí yàng hē hē |
| [01:55.72] | yī bāng xiǎo hái xiǎng xiàng wǒ yí yàng zhòu mà |
| [01:57.49] | kuáng bēn nù hǒu wǒ cái bù guǎn yǎo wǒ a nà nà |
| [01:59.77] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ cún zài jí shì wèi le rě nǎo zhè fēn fán shì jiè |
| [02:01.90] | hái yǒu dài huài nǐ sì suì de xiǎo hái |
| [02:04.35] | hái yào ràng ICP nà liǎng gè jī lǎo hài pà tā men zhǐ huì zài yǎn chàng huì shàng pēn gēn zhī qì shuǐ |
| [02:08.02] | hái zì chēng xiǎo chǒu yīn wèi tài niáng ba |
| [02:09.84] | liǎng gè duǒ zài guì zi lǐ de shǎ dàn jī lǎo |
| [02:11.77] | shēng chēng jiā xiāng zài dǐ tè lǜ kě nǐ men jiā míng míng lí nà èr shí duō yīng lǐ yuǎn tā mā de sǒng dàn |
| [02:14.56] | wǒ cái bú yào hé nǐ men shuāi jiāo dàn wǒ tā mā de huì yī zhí qiāo guì mén zhí dào nǐ men chū lái |
| [02:17.68] | shùn biàn wèn wèn nà cì pài duì de shì wèi shí me tōu tōu liū zǒu |
| [02:20.27] | yóu qí zài kàn dào wǒ men zhī hòu wèi shí me gù yì bì kāi |
| [02:22.93] | ā hā hā duǒ qǐ lái chē zi hái bèi shè le yóu qī dàn pū pū |
| [02:25.21] | kàn kàn nǐ men yòu zài pò kǒu dà mà le |
| [02:26.54] | nǐ men tā mā de zhù zài shí huán gēn běn jiù bú shì dǐ tè lǜ rén |
| [02:28.87] | wǒ dōu bù xū yào D12 xiōng dì men dā bǎ shǒu jiù néng jī kuǎ nǐ men liǎng gè niáng pào |
| [02:31.82] | nǐ men liǎ bù jǐn huà zhe zhuāng hái xiǎng yòng měi jiǎ náo wǒ |
| [02:34.96] | " xiǎo pì yǎn" nǐ men tā mā de hái shuō duì le |
| [02:36.93] | wǒ yòu méi xiàng nǐ men xiǎo jī lǎo yí yàng bèi hòu rù guò dāng rán xiǎo |
| [02:39.48] | dì èr piān: mǔ yé |
| [02:40.59] | yīn wèi wǒ zhǐ shì Marshall Mathers |
| [02:44.36] | wǒ kě bú shì yí gè shuāi jiāo shǒu |
| [02:45.77] | lái kàn zhe wǒ yí ge rén zǒu zài jiē shàng |
| [02:50.17] | yào shì nǐ men zhè liǎng gè hún dàn zhì yí wǒ |
| [02:54.43] | huò zhě xiǎng mà jiē |
| [02:55.94] | yǒu néng nài jiù liàng chū zhēn běn shì gěi wǒ kàn a |
| [02:58.99] | mǔ yé: |
| [02:59.34] | shì bú shì yīn wèi nǐ men dōu ài wǒ suǒ yǐ dōu yǔ wǒ nà me duō qī wàng? |
| [03:02.28] | nǐ men zhè bāng xiǎo zhuī xīng zú lí wǒ yuǎn diǎn qù zhǎo chuī niú lǎo diē |
| [03:04.28] | xiàn zài shì yīn wèi wǒ de jīn fà |
| [03:06.88] | wǒ tā mā de zhè dǐng bái rén nǎo dài wǒ cái chū míng de? |
| [03:09.63] | pín mín kū de péng yǒu kāi shǐ pái jǐ wǒ le tài dù dà zhuǎn biàn |
| [03:12.15] | xiàn zài hái zi men xiàng nèi xiē niáng pào yí yàng xiū rǔ wǒ |
| [03:14.73] | " ó tā gēn xī hā jiào mǔ méi xī yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [03:16.53] | suǒ yǐ xiàn zài tā kàn bù qǐ wǒ men pín mín kū wán shuō chàng de le" |
| [03:19.66] | tiān nà wǒ nà bú yào liǎn de mā zhèng kòng gào wǒ yào xiàng wǒ suǒ yào yī qiān wàn |
| [03:22.11] | tā shì xiǎng yào huí wǒ cóng tā nà tōu dú pǐn de qián ba yī lì yī měi dāo |
| [03:24.78] | tā mā de bù rán nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ shì zěn me rǎn shàng dú pǐn de? |
| [03:27.22] | měi cì tā dú yǐn shàng lái dōu shì wǒ zǒu jìn tā wò shì xiān qǐ chuáng diàn zhǎo ān dìng yào |
| [03:30.67] | nǎ piàn shì a Briggs jì fù de xìng fū rén huò zhě Mathers fū rén? |
| [03:32.40] | wú suǒ wèi fǎn zhèng |
| nǐ de lǜ shī Fred Gibson shì gè jī lǎo | |
| [03:35.02] | mǎn kǒu hú yán hái shuō wǒ niē zào le wǒ de guò qù |
| [03:36.80] | qí shí shì yīn wèi wǒ bù yuàn yì gēn tā zuò tā jiù shòu cì jī le |
| [03:39.11] | suǒ yǐ nǐ shuō shuō kàn xiǎo huǒ zi yào zěn me bàn ne zhēn jiàn guǐ |
| [03:42.22] | wǒ měi zhēng yī bǐ qián jiù yǒu yí gè qīn qī kòng sù wǒ |
| [03:44.32] | jiā lǐ rén wéi shuí qǐng wǒ chī dùn fàn zhēng zhí bù xiū chǎo jià dǎ nào |
| [03:47.17] | tū rán jiān wǒ jiù yǒu le jiǔ shí duō gè biǎo táng qīn qī |
| [03:50.40] | dì di mèi mei cóng lái méi jiàn guò wǒ |
| [03:52.41] | huò shì zhí dào zài diàn shì shàng kàn jiàn wǒ cái xiǎng qǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [03:55.09] | xiàn zài měi ge rén dōu hěn kāi xīn hěn jiāo ào |
| [03:56.46] | wǒ zhōng yú kě yǐ tà jìn wǒ nǚ péng yǒu de jiā le |
| [03:58.98] | hēi! zuì zhòng yào de shì wǒ qù bào tíng |
| [04:02.50] | yòng pín mín liáng piào mǎi le zhè pián yí de yào sǐ de zá zhì |
| [04:04.98] | wǒ fān hěn kuài zhí jiē tiào dào zuì hòu yī yè |
| [04:07.07] | wǒ kàn dào le shén me? yī zhāng zhào piān wǒ de dà bái pì gǔ |
| [04:09.82] | hǎo ràng wǒ gěi nǐ men zhè bāng gǒu niáng yǎng de yì diǎn xiǎo tiē shì: |
| [04:11.61] | è zhè lǐ XXL XXL |
| [04:14.57] | xiàn zài nǐ men zá zhì yīng gāi bú huì mài bù chū qù le |
| [04:17.00] | a wò cáo lián wǒ zì jǐ dōu xiǎng mǎi jǐ běn le |
| [04:19.67] | dì yī piān 2 |