| 歌曲 | The Kids |
| 歌手 | Eminem |
| 专辑 | The Marshall Mathers LP |
| [00:02.05] | {Mr. Mackey} （Eric Cartman） |
| [00:04.98] | And everyone should get along.. |
| [00:06.98] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
| [00:08.55] | Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
| [00:12.11] | His name is Mr. Shady |
| [00:13.80] | |
| [00:14.48] | Children quiet down please |
| [00:16.42] | Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!） |
| [00:18.44] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
| [00:20.48] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS!） |
| [00:22.82] | Good luck Mr. Shady |
| [00:24.10] | {Eminem} |
| [00:24.35] | Hi there little boys and girls （**** YOU!） |
| [00:26.49] | Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
| [00:28.11] | But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?） |
| [00:30.63] | Say hi Bob! （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom |
| [00:33.31] | and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
| [00:36.10] | but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
| [00:38.54] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
| [00:41.41] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
| [00:43.78] | when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
| [00:46.97] | Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!） |
| [00:49.85] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
| [00:52.23] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
| [00:54.56] | 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
| [00:57.65] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
| [01:00.28] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
| [01:02.97] | But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker |
| [01:05.72] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
| [01:07.38] | You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." |
| [01:10.87] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
| [01:13.28] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
| [01:16.44] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
| [01:18.60] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
| [01:20.66] | And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
| [01:23.11] | and what it might do to you |
| [01:25.22] | So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you |
| [01:27.39] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem） |
| [01:28.07] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） |
| [01:29.01] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） |
| [01:32.17] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right） |
| [01:34.15] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） |
| [01:36.69] | So kids say no to drugs （that's right） |
| [01:39.98] | So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） |
| [01:42.71] | Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） |
| [01:45.57] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
| [01:46.78] | {Eminem} |
| [01:47.82] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
| [01:50.25] | **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut （Huh?） |
| [01:53.22] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
| [01:55.22] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
| [01:58.31] | If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it |
| [02:00.62] | Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
| [02:02.51] | and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back |
| [02:05.90] | So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back |
| [02:08.43] | Meet Zach, twenty-one years old |
| [02:10.52] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
| [02:13.54] | and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys |
| [02:16.53] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
| [02:19.24] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
| [02:22.87] | and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb} |
| [02:24.84] | His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches |
| [02:26.75] | He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH} |
| [02:28.92] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
| [02:32.48] | "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
| [02:35.21] | cause they took it too, so they think it's funny |
| [02:37.21] | So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
| [02:39.51] | Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over |
| [02:43.04] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga |
| [02:45.88] | And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
| [02:47.90] | So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you |
| [02:50.75] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem） |
| [02:51.51] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） |
| [02:53.63] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） |
| [02:56.40] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right） |
| [02:58.55] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） |
| [03:01.96] | So kids say no to drugs （that's right） |
| [03:04.43] | So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） |
| [03:06.39] | Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） |
| [03:09.66] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
| [03:10.88] | {Eminem} |
| [03:12.03] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
| [03:13.93] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
| [03:17.22] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
| [03:20.04] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
| [03:22.62] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
| [03:25.14] | And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. |
| [03:27.62] | And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?） |
| [03:30.62] | Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair |
| [03:33.03] | （Mr. Shady what's a G-string?） It's yarn Claire |
| [03:35.66] | Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em （Huh?） |
| [03:38.69] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
| [03:40.68] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
| [03:41.87] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?） |
| [03:46.81] | cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!） |
| [03:49.21] | See drugs are bad, it's a common fact |
| [03:51.05] | But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!） |
| [03:53.96] | But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. |
| [03:56.70] | They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee |
| [03:59.05] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault |
| [04:01.27] | So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, |
| [04:04.15] | cause I'm bad for you |
| [04:05.25] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem） |
| [04:05.88] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） |
| [04:07.26] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） |
| [04:09.99] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right） |
| [04:12.20] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） |
| [04:15.43] | So kids say no to drugs （that's right） |
| [04:17.95] | So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） |
| [04:20.24] | Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） |
| [04:23.36] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
| [04:24.86] | {Mr. Mackey} （Eric Cartman） |
| [04:26.93] | Come on children, clap along （SHUT UP!） |
| [04:28.92] | Sing along children （Suck my mother****in dick!） |
| [04:30.65] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!） |
| [04:36.97] | So don't do drugs （Suck my mother****in penis!） |
| [04:39.31] | so there'll be more for me （Hippie! God damnit!） |
| [04:43.68] | （So, ****ed up, right now..） |
| [00:02.05] | Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman |
| [00:04.98] | And everyone should get along.. |
| [00:06.98] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
| [00:08.55] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
| [00:12.11] | His name is Mr. Shady |
| [00:13.80] | |
| [00:14.48] | Children quiet down please |
| [00:16.42] | Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! |
| [00:18.44] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
| [00:20.48] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS! |
| [00:22.82] | Good luck Mr. Shady |
| [00:24.10] | Eminem |
| [00:24.35] | Hi there little boys and girls YOU! |
| [00:26.49] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
| [00:28.11] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
| [00:30.63] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
| [00:33.31] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
| [00:36.10] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
| [00:38.54] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
| [00:41.41] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
| [00:43.78] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
| [00:46.97] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
| [00:49.85] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
| [00:52.23] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
| [00:54.56] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
| [00:57.65] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
| [01:00.28] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
| [01:02.97] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
| [01:05.72] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
| [01:07.38] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
| [01:10.87] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
| [01:13.28] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
| [01:16.44] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
| [01:18.60] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
| [01:20.66] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
| [01:23.11] | and what it might do to you |
| [01:25.22] | So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you |
| [01:27.39] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem |
| [01:28.07] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
| [01:29.01] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
| [01:32.17] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
| [01:34.15] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [01:36.69] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
| [01:39.98] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
| [01:42.71] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
| [01:45.57] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
| [01:46.78] | Eminem |
| [01:47.82] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
| [01:50.25] | NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
| [01:53.22] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
| [01:55.22] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
| [01:58.31] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
| [02:00.62] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
| [02:02.51] | and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back |
| [02:05.90] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
| [02:08.43] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
| [02:10.52] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
| [02:13.54] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
| [02:16.53] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
| [02:19.24] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
| [02:22.87] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
| [02:24.84] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
| [02:26.75] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH |
| [02:28.92] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
| [02:32.48] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
| [02:35.21] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
| [02:37.21] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
| [02:39.51] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
| [02:43.04] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
| [02:45.88] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
| [02:47.90] | So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you |
| [02:50.75] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem |
| [02:51.51] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
| [02:53.63] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
| [02:56.40] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
| [02:58.55] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [03:01.96] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
| [03:04.43] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
| [03:06.39] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
| [03:09.66] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
| [03:10.88] | Eminem |
| [03:12.03] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
| [03:13.93] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
| [03:17.22] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
| [03:20.04] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
| [03:22.62] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
| [03:25.14] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
| [03:27.62] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
| [03:30.62] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
| [03:33.03] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire |
| [03:35.66] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
| [03:38.69] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
| [03:40.68] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
| [03:41.87] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
| [03:46.81] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
| [03:49.21] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
| [03:51.05] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
| [03:53.96] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
| [03:56.70] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
| [03:59.05] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
| [04:01.27] | So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t, |
| [04:04.15] | cause I' m bad for you |
| [04:05.25] | Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem |
| [04:05.88] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
| [04:07.26] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
| [04:09.99] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
| [04:12.20] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [04:15.43] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
| [04:17.95] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
| [04:20.24] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
| [04:23.36] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
| [04:24.86] | Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman |
| [04:26.93] | Come on children, clap along SHUT UP! |
| [04:28.92] | Sing along children Suck my mother in dick! |
| [04:30.65] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
| [04:36.97] | So don' t do drugs Suck my mother in penis! |
| [04:39.31] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
| [04:43.68] | So, ed up, right now.. |
| [00:02.05] | Mackey lǎo shī: Car an |
| [00:04.98] | dà jiā dōu yào hé mù xiāng chǔ ó |
| [00:06.98] | hǎo la hái zi men jìng xià lái jìng xià lái |
| [00:08.55] | wǒ xiǎng gěi nǐ men jiè shào yī xià jīn tiān de dài bān lǎo shī |
| [00:12.11] | nǐ men kě yǐ chēng hū tā wèi Shady lǎo shī |
| [00:14.48] | hái zi men qǐng ān jìng xià lái |
| [00:16.42] | Brian bié luàn rēng dōng xī bì zuǐ! |
| [00:18.44] | Shady lǎo shī jīn tiān wèi dà jiā dài kè |
| [00:20.48] | yīn wèi Kaniff lǎo shī dé fèi yán qǐng jià le tā shì jī lǎo dé ài zī le! |
| [00:22.82] | hǎo yùn Shady lǎo shī |
| [00:24.10] | ā mǔ: |
| [00:24.35] | hāi xiǎo péng yǒu men qù de |
| [00:26.49] | jīn tiān wǒ men lái xué xí rú hé gěi sōng shǔ wèi chī |
| [00:28.11] | dàn shǒu xiān wǒ xiǎng jiè shào yī xià wǒ de péng yǒu Bob hā? |
| [00:30.63] | wèn hòu yī xià dà jiā hǎo Bob! dà jiā hǎo Bob Bob30 suì le hái hé mā mā zhù yì qǐ |
| [00:33.31] | tā méi gōng zuò yīn wèi tā yì tiān dào wǎn zài jiā chōu |
| [00:36.10] | tā 12 suì de dì di què bǎ tā dāng ǒu xiàng |
| [00:38.54] | Bob xǐ huān qù fù jìn de huá fū bǐng diàn |
| [00:41.41] | zài tíng chē chǎng děng nǚ fú wù shēng xià bān |
| [00:43.78] | tiān hēi de shí hòu kàn zhe xiàng tā zài liú gǒu |
| [00:46.97] | shí jì shang tā bǎ nǚ fú wù shēng tuō jìn shù lín gěi kǎn le a! |
| [00:49.85] | jiù suàn tā men néng táo chū mó zhǎng zhǎo dào jǐng chá |
| [00:52.23] | tā men hái shì hěn hài pà zuì zhōng huì fàng qì qǐ sù |
| [00:54.56] | zhí dào yǒu tiān wǎn shàng Stacey fū rén xià bān |
| [00:57.65] | tā bèi rén wǔ zhù liǎn bèi kǒng hè bú yào chū shēng |
| [01:00.28] | dàn Stacey zhī dào shì Bob tā shuō zhù shǒu! |
| [01:02.97] | dàn Bob bù kě néng huì zhù shǒu yīn wèi tā yǐ jīng shī qù lǐ zhì fēng diào le |
| [01:05.72] | bǐ Shady guàn wán yī píng fú tè jiā hái yào shī xīn fēng |
| [01:07.38] | nǐ dài tā qù zhǎo Dr. Dre dōu wú jì yú shì |
| [01:10.87] | tā tuō zhù Stacey de tuǐ bǎ tā men kǎn duàn |
| [01:13.28] | rán hòu bǎ tā rēng dào hú lǐ jiù wèi le ràng jǐng chá fā xiàn |
| [01:16.44] | dàn zì dǎ Stacey shī zōng nà tiān qǐ |
| [01:18.60] | méi rén fā xiàn tā de yí tǐ Bob yě réng rán měi tiān huá fū bǐng diàn mén kǒu huàng yōu |
| [01:20.66] | kàn zhè jiù shì Bob hé de gù shì |
| [01:23.11] | yě kě néng fā shēng zài nǐ men shēn shàng ó |
| [01:25.22] | suǒ yǐ bǎ wèi gěi xiǎo sōng shǔ chī ba duì xiǎo péng yǒu shēn tǐ bù hǎo ó |
| [01:27.39] | hé chàng: Mackey lǎo shī ā mǔ |
| [01:28.07] | hái zi men shì dà guài shòu duì ba |
| [01:29.01] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn wǒ wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo bà wèn wèn tā |
| [01:32.17] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn lǎo bà wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo mā duì a |
| [01:34.15] | dàn wǒ bù néng bǎo zhèng tā shuō bù dìng huì gào sù nǐ tā yī zhí dōu yǒu xī tā huì a |
| [01:36.69] | suǒ yǐ xiǎo péng yǒu men bié zhān ó guāi |
| [01:39.98] | bié xué huài le hǎo ma hēng |
| [01:42.71] | hǎo la shuō wán le yì qǐ chàng |
| [01:45.57] | shì dà guài shòu zhī dào le ba? |
| [01:46.78] | ā mǔ: |
| [01:47.82] | wǒ de dīng dīng hé huā shēng yí yàng dà nǐ men jiàn guò ma? |
| [01:50.25] | de kěn dìng méi jiàn guò a gēn běn kàn bú jiàn tài xiǎo le wèi xiàng huā shēng yí yàng a hā? |
| [01:53.22] | shuō dào huā shēng nǐ men zhī dào hái yǒu shén me huì wēi hài xiǎo sōng shǔ ma? |
| [01:55.22] | shì shì jiè shang zuì hài rén de le |
| [01:58.31] | yào shì yǒu rén gěi nǐ chī qiān wàn bié shēn shǒu |
| [02:00.62] | hái zi men liǎng xiǎo piàn jiù kě néng xī gàn nǐ de jí yè |
| [02:02.51] | jí yè méi le jiù méi le yī shēng yě méi bàn fǎ ó |
| [02:05.90] | suǒ yǐ bié pèng tā tā huì qīn shí nǐ de měi yī gēn gú tou |
| [02:08.43] | kàn kàn Zach jīn nián 21 suì le |
| [02:10.52] | yǒu cì hé gē men r zài pài duì shàng wán hāi le xiǎng shì qíng bù guò nǎo zi |
| [02:13.54] | yī xià chī le 5 piàn yīn wèi yǒu 5 gè gē men r quàn tā chī |
| [02:16.53] | kàn nǐ bù kě néng dòu dé guò tóng bèi yā lì de |
| [02:19.24] | gāng yàn xià qù tā jiù kāi shǐ jù liè mài bó dōu kuài tiào zhà le |
| [02:22.87] | hěn kuài jiù fān bái yǎn le blbl |
| [02:24.84] | tā de bèi gōng dé xiàng mài dāng láo de logo yí yàng |
| [02:26.75] | zhí tǐng tǐng dì dào zài dì tǎn shàng zhǐ bú zhù kuáng tǔ ǒu |
| [02:28.92] | pài duì de rén dōu kāi shǐ jī fěng tā |
| [02:32.48] | " hēi Adam! Zach shì gè chǔn dàn kàn kàn tā nà sǒng yàng!" |
| [02:35.21] | yīn wèi tā men dōu chī le dàn hái hǎo hǎo de suǒ yǐ jué de Zach tài sǒng |
| [02:37.21] | tā men zhǐ shì zài cháo xiào Zach qián bái huā le |
| [02:39.51] | zhè shí Zach hūn mí le yī dòng bù dòng |
| [02:43.04] | tā de jǐ bèi hé jiān bǎng dōu gāo gāo dì lóng qǐ jiù xiàng zài liàn yú jiā yí yàng |
| [02:45.88] | nà zhè jiù shì Zach de gù shì yí gè chī fā fēng de rén |
| [02:47.90] | suǒ yǐ lián xiǎo sōng shǔ dōu bù néng wèi wēi hài tài dà le |
| [02:50.75] | hé chàng: Mackey lǎo shī ā mǔ |
| [02:51.51] | hái zi men shì dà guài shòu duì ba |
| [02:53.63] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn wǒ wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo bà wèn wèn tā |
| [02:56.40] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn lǎo bà wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo mā duì a |
| [02:58.55] | dàn wǒ bù néng bǎo zhèng tā shuō bù dìng huì gào sù nǐ tā yī zhí dōu yǒu xī tā huì a |
| [03:01.96] | suǒ yǐ xiǎo péng yǒu men bié zhān ó guāi |
| [03:04.43] | bié xué huài le hǎo ma hēng |
| [03:06.39] | hǎo la shuō wán le yì qǐ chàng |
| [03:09.66] | shì dà guài shòu zhī dào le ba? |
| [03:10.88] | ā mǔ: |
| [03:12.03] | zuì hòu qiáng diào yì diǎn nián qīng rén xiàn zài hái yǒu yí gè hěn zhòng yào de wèn tí |
| [03:13.93] | nà jiù shì zhēn jūn |
| [03:17.22] | tā shēng zhǎng zài niú fèn lǐ rén men jiǎn chū lái xǐ gān jìng |
| [03:20.04] | bāo zhuāng yī xià rán hòu jiù jìn dào nǐ zuǐ lǐ nǐ hái jué dé yī shēn shì jìn |
| [03:22.62] | měi wèi! jiē zhe nǐ jiù huì chū xiàn huàn jué |
| [03:25.14] | zài chī yì diǎn shēn biān suǒ yǒu dōng xī dōu màn xià lái |
| [03:27.62] | rán hòu yī xiē gēn běn bù cún zài de huàn xiàng huì fú xiàn zài yǎn qián shén me huàn xiàng? |
| [03:30.62] | bǐ rú yí gè hóng tóu fà de pàng nǚ rén chuān zhe dīng zì kù |
| [03:33.03] | Shady lǎo shī shén me shì dīng zì kù? wǒ suí kǒu biān de xiǎo Claire |
| [03:35.66] | nǚ rén men bǎ tā zhān zài bèi shàng rán hòu chuān chū qù hā? |
| [03:38.69] | nǐ yào shì chī tài duō |
| [03:40.68] | ō! wǒ gāng gāng shì bú shì shuō le""? |
| [03:41.87] | wǒ zhǐ de shì zhēn jūn! chī le zhī hòu nǐ de shé tou huì zhǒng dà biàn de xiàng niú shé tou yí yàng wèi shí me a? |
| [03:46.81] | yīn wèi tā cóng niú fèn lǐ cháng chū lái de a ǒu! |
| [03:49.21] | kàn zhēn bú shì shén me hǎo dōng xī zhè shì cháng shí |
| [03:51.05] | kě nǐ men bà bà mā mā zhī dào nà shi wǒ zuì dǒng de dōng xī ó! |
| [03:53.96] | dàn bié xué wǒ yào shì nǐ zhǎng dà le rǎn shàng xī shí guò liàng chū shì le |
| [03:56.70] | tā men huì lái zhǎo wǒ suàn zhàng de dào shí hòu wǒ jiù dé liú zhe shān yáng hú |
| [03:59.05] | wěi zhuāng qǐ lái zhǎo dì fāng duǒ zhe yīn wèi tā men jué de shì wǒ dài huài le nǐ men |
| [04:01.27] | suǒ yǐ bié pèng qiān wàn bié xué wǒ |
| [04:04.15] | yīn wèi wǒ bú shì shén me hǎo rén |
| [04:05.25] | hé chàng: Mackey lǎo shī ā mǔ |
| [04:05.88] | hái zi men shì dà guài shòu duì ba |
| [04:07.26] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn wǒ wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo bà wèn wèn tā |
| [04:09.99] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn lǎo bà wèn wèn nǐ men lǎo mā duì a |
| [04:12.20] | dàn wǒ bù néng bǎo zhèng tā shuō bù dìng huì gào sù nǐ tā yī zhí dōu yǒu xī tā huì a |
| [04:15.43] | suǒ yǐ xiǎo péng yǒu men bié zhān ó guāi |
| [04:17.95] | bié xué huài le hǎo ma hēng |
| [04:20.24] | hǎo la shuō wán le yì qǐ chàng |
| [04:23.36] | shì dà guài shòu zhī dào le ba? |
| [04:24.86] | Mackey lǎo shī Car an |
| [04:26.93] | lái lái hái zi men gǔ zhǎng bì zuǐ! |
| [04:28.92] | yì qǐ gēn zhe chàng hái zi men qù de |
| [04:30.65] | bú shì shén me hǎo dōng xī zhēn bú shì shén me hǎo dōng xī nán fāng gōng yuán yào gào wǒ la! |
| [04:36.97] | bié pèng qù de |
| [04:39.31] | zhè yàng wǒ jiù yǒu gèng duō la xī pí shì! qù sǐ! |
| [04:43.68] | qù sǐ! lì kè! |