[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:00.365] | 作词 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:01.97] | I was born with a dick in my brain |
[00:03.52] | Yea ****ed in the head |
[00:04.91] | My step-father said that I sucked in the bed |
[00:07.30] | 'Til one night he snuck in and said |
[00:09.15] | We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed |
[00:12.25] | "Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" |
[00:14.66] | After I **** you in the butt, get some head |
[00:17.12] | Bust a nut, get some rest |
[00:18.33] | The next day my mother said, |
[00:19.88] | "I don't know what the ****'s up with this kid" |
[00:21.97] | The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared |
[00:24.37] | He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead |
[00:26.94] | Jeffrey don't let that ****er get you upset |
[00:29.37] | Go in there stick a ****ing cigarette to his neck |
[00:31.82] | I bet you he's faking it, I bet you |
[00:33.72] | I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get |
[00:36.61] | I'll go handle this of course unless you object |
[00:39.28] | Ah, go **** his brains out if any is left in his head |
[00:41.82] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:44.13] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:46.65] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[00:49.11] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[00:52.36] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:53.97] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:56.55] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[00:58.92] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[01:02.13] | You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off |
[01:03.89] | I just got ****ing chased off with a chainsaw |
[01:06.40] | Then he took the chainsaw bit the ****ing blades off |
[01:08.72] | Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot |
[01:11.11] | Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop |
[01:13.59] | Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong |
[01:16.04] | Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong |
[01:18.45] | That mother****er's got nuts like king kong |
[01:20.89] | Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn |
[01:23.29] | And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on |
[01:25.79] | Then he took his pants he took every ****ing thing off |
[01:28.29] | Everything except his tank top and his training bra |
[01:30.86] | Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog |
[01:33.14] | Man that mother****ers gangsta, ain't he dog? |
[01:35.60] | Shady dog, what be going through that ****ing brain of yours? |
[01:38.11] | Say no more, what the **** you waiting for? Sing along. |
[01:40.86] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:42.89] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:45.42] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[01:47.89] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[01:51.02] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:52.79] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:55.14] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[01:57.58] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[02:00.83] | Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) |
[02:01.78] | Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? |
[02:04.96] | **** 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching |
[02:07.36] | Burp belch and go back for a second helping |
[02:09.83] | Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me? |
[02:12.29] | I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me |
[02:14.70] | **** a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping |
[02:17.12] | Shady what the **** you saying? I don't know help me! |
[02:19.71] | What the ****'s happening? I think I'm ****ing melting! |
[02:22.16] | Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being |
[02:24.52] | No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing |
[02:26.96] | I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see |
[02:29.47] | I only get naked when the babysitter tells me |
[02:31.90] | She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street |
[02:34.42] | But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey |
[02:36.76] | Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene |
[02:39.62] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:41.63] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:44.20] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[02:46.64] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[02:49.68] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:51.43] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:54.24] | Then you would know I've completely lost it |
[02:56.47] | Is he nuts? No, he's insane |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:00.365] | zuo ci : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:01.97] | I was born with a dick in my brain |
[00:03.52] | Yea ed in the head |
[00:04.91] | My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed |
[00:07.30] | ' Til one night he snuck in and said |
[00:09.15] | We' re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed |
[00:12.25] | " Can' t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" |
[00:14.66] | After I you in the butt, get some head |
[00:17.12] | Bust a nut, get some rest |
[00:18.33] | The next day my mother said, |
[00:19.88] | " I don' t know what the ' s up with this kid" |
[00:21.97] | The bastard won' t even eat nothing he scared |
[00:24.37] | He just hung himself in the bedroom he' s dead |
[00:26.94] | Jeffrey don' t let that er get you upset |
[00:29.37] | Go in there stick a ing cigarette to his neck |
[00:31.82] | I bet you he' s faking it, I bet you |
[00:33.72] | I' ll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get |
[00:36.61] | I' ll go handle this of course unless you object |
[00:39.28] | Ah, go his brains out if any is left in his head |
[00:41.82] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:44.13] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:46.65] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[00:49.11] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[00:52.36] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:53.97] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:56.55] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[00:58.92] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[01:02.13] | You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off |
[01:03.89] | I just got ing chased off with a chainsaw |
[01:06.40] | Then he took the chainsaw bit the ing blades off |
[01:08.72] | Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot |
[01:11.11] | Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop |
[01:13.59] | Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong |
[01:16.04] | Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong |
[01:18.45] | That mother er' s got nuts like king kong |
[01:20.89] | Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn |
[01:23.29] | And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on |
[01:25.79] | Then he took his pants he took every ing thing off |
[01:28.29] | Everything except his tank top and his training bra |
[01:30.86] | Ain' t he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog |
[01:33.14] | Man that mother ers gangsta, ain' t he dog? |
[01:35.60] | Shady dog, what be going through that ing brain of yours? |
[01:38.11] | Say no more, what the you waiting for? Sing along. |
[01:40.86] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:42.89] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:45.42] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[01:47.89] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[01:51.02] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:52.79] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:55.14] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[01:57.58] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[02:00.83] | Don' t you know what felch means? Yea |
[02:01.78] | Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? |
[02:04.96] | ' em in the ass suck the cum out while you' re belching |
[02:07.36] | Burp belch and go back for a second helping |
[02:09.83] | Can you dig what I' m saying man? can you smell me? |
[02:12.29] | I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me |
[02:14.70] | a little puppet kick the puppy while he' s yelping |
[02:17.12] | Shady what the you saying? I don' t know help me! |
[02:19.71] | What the ' s happening? I think I' m ing melting! |
[02:22.16] | Marshall I just love you boy I care about your wellbeing |
[02:24.52] | No dad I said no, I don' t need no help peeing |
[02:26.96] | I' m a big boy I can do it by myself see |
[02:29.47] | I only get naked when the babysitter tells me |
[02:31.90] | She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street |
[02:34.42] | But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey |
[02:36.76] | Well this is called AssRape and we should do the Jail scene |
[02:39.62] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:41.63] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:44.20] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[02:46.64] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[02:49.68] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:51.43] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:54.24] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[02:56.47] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:00.365] | zuò cí : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. |
[00:01.97] | I was born with a dick in my brain |
[00:03.52] | Yea ed in the head |
[00:04.91] | My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed |
[00:07.30] | ' Til one night he snuck in and said |
[00:09.15] | We' re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed |
[00:12.25] | " Can' t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" |
[00:14.66] | After I you in the butt, get some head |
[00:17.12] | Bust a nut, get some rest |
[00:18.33] | The next day my mother said, |
[00:19.88] | " I don' t know what the ' s up with this kid" |
[00:21.97] | The bastard won' t even eat nothing he scared |
[00:24.37] | He just hung himself in the bedroom he' s dead |
[00:26.94] | Jeffrey don' t let that er get you upset |
[00:29.37] | Go in there stick a ing cigarette to his neck |
[00:31.82] | I bet you he' s faking it, I bet you |
[00:33.72] | I' ll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get |
[00:36.61] | I' ll go handle this of course unless you object |
[00:39.28] | Ah, go his brains out if any is left in his head |
[00:41.82] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:44.13] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:46.65] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[00:49.11] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[00:52.36] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[00:53.97] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[00:56.55] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[00:58.92] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[01:02.13] | You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off |
[01:03.89] | I just got ing chased off with a chainsaw |
[01:06.40] | Then he took the chainsaw bit the ing blades off |
[01:08.72] | Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot |
[01:11.11] | Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop |
[01:13.59] | Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong |
[01:16.04] | Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong |
[01:18.45] | That mother er' s got nuts like king kong |
[01:20.89] | Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn |
[01:23.29] | And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on |
[01:25.79] | Then he took his pants he took every ing thing off |
[01:28.29] | Everything except his tank top and his training bra |
[01:30.86] | Ain' t he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog |
[01:33.14] | Man that mother ers gangsta, ain' t he dog? |
[01:35.60] | Shady dog, what be going through that ing brain of yours? |
[01:38.11] | Say no more, what the you waiting for? Sing along. |
[01:40.86] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:42.89] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:45.42] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[01:47.89] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[01:51.02] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[01:52.79] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[01:55.14] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[01:57.58] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[02:00.83] | Don' t you know what felch means? Yea |
[02:01.78] | Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching? |
[02:04.96] | ' em in the ass suck the cum out while you' re belching |
[02:07.36] | Burp belch and go back for a second helping |
[02:09.83] | Can you dig what I' m saying man? can you smell me? |
[02:12.29] | I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me |
[02:14.70] | a little puppet kick the puppy while he' s yelping |
[02:17.12] | Shady what the you saying? I don' t know help me! |
[02:19.71] | What the ' s happening? I think I' m ing melting! |
[02:22.16] | Marshall I just love you boy I care about your wellbeing |
[02:24.52] | No dad I said no, I don' t need no help peeing |
[02:26.96] | I' m a big boy I can do it by myself see |
[02:29.47] | I only get naked when the babysitter tells me |
[02:31.90] | She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street |
[02:34.42] | But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey |
[02:36.76] | Well this is called AssRape and we should do the Jail scene |
[02:39.62] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:41.63] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:44.20] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[02:46.64] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[02:49.68] | If you could count the skeletons in my closet |
[02:51.43] | Under my bed and up under my faucet |
[02:54.24] | Then you would know I' ve completely lost it |
[02:56.47] | Is he nuts? No, he' s insane |
[00:01.97] | 我生下来脑子里就长着**, |
[00:03.52] | 嗯,大脑受损了 |
[00:04.91] | 我的继父告诉我我是天生的蠢材 |
[00:07.30] | 直到那天晚上他溜进我房间 |
[00:09.15] | “跟我出去玩玩,顺便帮我含下**吧” |
[00:12.25] | “我们能玩玩泰迪熊就算了吗?” |
[00:14.66] | “等老子爆了你菊花,磕点药” |
[00:17.12] | “爆个蛋,在休息吧”, |
[00:18.33] | 第二天我老妈说 |
[00:19.88] | “这小王八蛋脑子是不是有问题啊?” |
[00:21.97] | “这混蛋什么都不吃就撑得慌” |
[00:24.37] | “然后自己在房间上吊**了” |
[00:26.94] | “Jeffrey,别为个死人伤心” |
[Debbie是Eminem的妈妈] | |
[00:29.37] | 进来呗,对准他脖子,插根烟 |
[00:31.82] | “我发誓他是假扮的,我对你发誓” |
[00:33.72] | “他大概只是想知道他死了你会有多伤心吧” |
[00:36.61] | “当然你不想去的话我可以帮你解决一切” |
[00:39.28] | “操,如果你认为他有脑子的话就去把他脑子打爆” |
[00:41.82] | 嗯,大脑受损了 |
[00:44.13] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里 |
[00:46.65] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[00:49.11] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |
[00:52.36] | 清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧 |
[00:53.97] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里? |
[00:56.55] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[00:58.92] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |
[01:02.13] | 你还不明白吗?现在这孙子想把我脸咬下来 |
[01:03.89] | 我只能把剩下的半个脸锯下来 |
[01:06.40] | 他把电锯也抢走了,咬下刀片 |
[01:08.72] | 吞了下去,把棒球装上弹弓 |
[01:11.11] | 瞄准自己的脸然后任其发射 |
[01:13.59] | 挖出眼睛当做乒乓一样把弄 |
[01:16.04] | 用自己的眼球打兵乓 |
[01:18.45] | 这混蛋的胆子真是跟金刚一样 |
[01:20.89] | 他把草坪上的除草机发动了 |
[01:23.29] | 躺在那机器下面让其扫过 |
[01:25.79] | 他脱了裤子,脱了一切的东西 |
[01:28.29] | 除了他的背心和****** |
[01:30.86] | 够狂野吗?对,疯子,这是Shady旺旺 |
[01:33.14] | 兄弟,这混蛋是个帮派分子吧,不是吗,旺旺? |
[01:35.60] | Shady旺旺,什么东西会穿堂而过? |
[01:38.11] | 不扯了,你**还等什么呢,快唱吧 |
[01:40.86] | 清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧 |
[01:42.89] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里? |
[01:45.42] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[01:47.89] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |
[01:51.02] | 清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧 |
[01:52.79] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里? |
[01:55.14] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[01:57.58] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |
[02:00.83] | 你居然知道潮吹的意思? |
[02:01.78] | 好吧,麻烦你告诉我吧。你愿意去帮我弄弄还是只自己享受呢? |
[02:04.96] | 爆她们的菊花,一边打嗝一边** |
[02:07.36] | “嗝先生”,我正在忙,麻烦你先回去先休息休息 |
[02:09.83] | 你知道我在说什么吗,哥们,你感觉得到我吗? |
[02:12.29] | 其实我毫无恶意,只是想要你知道我继父怎么对我 |
[02:14.70] | 你最喜欢的木偶,我要在你的尖叫中把它人道毁灭 |
[02:17.12] | Shady你**说啥呢?我不知道?帮帮我吧 |
[02:19.71] | 你这是在干吗?老子快要气炸了! |
[02:22.16] | “Marshall我爱你宝贝,我只是为你的成长着想” |
[Marshall是Eminem原名] | |
[02:24.52] | 不,老爹,我不需要你 |
[02:26.96] | 我已经长大了,我自己可以照顾自己 |
[02:29.47] | 只有给我换尿片的时候我才会光着 |
[02:31.90] | 她让我看了一部叫“Elm街的噩梦”的电影 |
[映射自己童年] | |
[02:34.42] | 但我什么都不懂即便他们成它为最佳电影 |
[02:36.76] | 好吧,这部电影其实叫做“爆菊”,我们其实在拍监狱剧集 |
[02:39.62] | 清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧 |
[02:41.63] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里? |
[02:44.20] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[02:46.64] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |
[02:49.68] | 清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧 |
[02:51.43] | 哦不,在床底下?还是在水管里? |
[02:54.24] | 好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清 |
[02:56.47] | 他******吧?不,他疯了! |