[00:01.440] | Nah man, not quite finished yet! |
[00:06.090] | Girl, I think you just might have tried |
[00:07.980] | To pull a motherfuckin’ fast one. I’m mad |
[00:09.130] | You just hurt my goddamn feeling |
[00:11.020] | And that was the last one I had |
[00:12.650] | Does this look like an arcade, trying to play games? |
[00:15.020] | See this saw blade? See this silhouette |
[00:16.750] | Of a stalker in your walkway? Better cooperate |
[00:18.720] | Or get sauteed and rotisseried while you’re hog-tied |
[00:21.190] | MC’s get so quiet you can hear |
[00:23.050] | A motherfucking dog whistle when I walk by |
[00:25.330] | Colt Seavers on a mule stunting on that ass |
[00:27.730] | Like a fuckin’ Fall Guy! I don’t gas my Mercedes |
[00:29.900] | After midnight, I treat it like a Mogwai |
[00:31.420] | Cause it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids |
[00:33.940] | Women and men - "Vrinn Vrinn!" - motor so big |
[00:36.410] | You can fit a midget in his engine |
[00:37.820] | Bitch, gimme them digits, why you cringin’? |
[00:40.190] | Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin will I spend spend |
[00:42.950] | Even 10 cents on you. Since when |
[00:44.780] | Do you think it’s gonna cost me a pretty penny |
[00:46.400] | Shit, if I think a penny’s pretty |
[00:48.210] | Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me |
[00:49.920] | Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, catch an eskimo by his toe |
[00:53.020] | While he’s trying to roll a snowball |
[00:54.330] | But, don’t make him lose his cool |
[00:55.740] | If he hollers better let him go y’all |
[00:59.210] | You don't own me |
[01:00.350] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[01:04.560] | Get up baby, get a move on like a U-Haul |
[01:06.360] | You can rack your brain like pool balls |
[01:08.150] | You won't ever think of this shit |
[01:09.570] | "Yeah, honey, you called?" Well here I come |
[01:11.360] | Havoc on a beat, I wreak it |
[01:12.810] | Evil: I see, hear and speak it |
[01:14.330] | Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit |
[01:16.850] | Put your eggs in the same basket |
[01:18.370] | You can count every motherfuckin’ chicken fore it hatches |
[01:20.840] | Cause you can bet your ass we gonna get it crackin’ |
[01:23.210] | Like Kraken and Titans when they're clashin' |
[01:25.370] | Get your brains bashed in so bad |
[01:26.910] | You’re gonna have Kurt Cobain askin’ |
[01:28.010] | To autograph a bloodstained napkin |
[01:29.730] | Unfashionable and about as rational |
[01:33.370] | As a rash on a fag’s asshole |
[01:34.390] | Now let’s take that line run it up the flagpole |
[01:36.220] | With Elton, see if he’s cool with it |
[01:38.140] | Don’t stand there and look stupid at me |
[01:39.610] | Bitch I ain’t in the mood for this shit |
[01:41.340] | Get my dick, Google it, til it pops up |
[01:43.510] | Y’all just so motherfuckin’ full of shit |
[01:45.280] | That you stopped up |
[01:46.230] | Me I’m always shitting diarrhea of the mouth |
[01:47.800] | Till your speakers crap out, "pfft, huh what?" |
[01:49.460] | Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette |
[01:51.590] | (Chig-chigga-ret) But you won’t get a hot fudge sundae |
[01:54.460] | From me so don’t strut my way, slut because… |
[01:57.510] | You don't own me |
[01:59.030] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[02:02.470] | And now that I got your panties in a bunch |
[02:03.830] | And your bowels in an uproar |
[02:05.290] | I'ma show you why I came |
[02:06.550] | So you stop asking me what the fuck for |
[02:08.320] | Now look, you little slut, cunt whore |
[02:10.080] | I know you want more |
[02:11.040] | Bitch, it’s time to put the math back into Mathers |
[02:12.610] | Cause I’m a fuckin’ problem, run boy |
[02:14.630] | Every flow, got it mastered, so |
[02:16.500] | Every last word that you fuckin’ fags heard |
[02:18.210] | Comes straight from the fish's ass |
[02:19.530] | Yeah, in other words I’m a "bass-turd" |
[02:20.990] | Looking at me like I killed Kenny |
[02:22.710] | Gas in the tank? Yeah, still plenty |
[02:24.390] | No morals are instilled in me so remorse |
[02:26.550] | I really don’t feel any |
[02:29.790] | Eat your heart out, Hannibal, understandable |
[02:31.030] | Why you’re jealous, fucking animal? |
[02:32.460] | I got cannibal magnetism |
[02:34.070] | Can't resist em, now can you, ho? |
[02:34.074] | “Shady I don’t understand your flow”, understand my flow? |
[02:36.530] | Bitch, I flow like Troy Polamalu’s hair boy |
[02:38.660] | Don’t you dare try to follow or compare boy |
[02:40.490] | I’m raw, you ain’t even medium-rare |
[02:43.010] | Stay the fuck outta my hair, boy |
[02:43.930] | You can look, you can stare and point |
[02:45.390] | But you can’t touch, I’m too clairvoyant |
[02:47.030] | I don’t get it man, is there a void? |
[02:48.660] | All this weak shit, what am I, steroids? |
[02:50.070] | Well bitch I’m back, with some shit for that ass |
[02:52.040] | And your trunk: elephant, hemorrhoids |
[02:53.350] | And remember boys… |
[02:54.700] | You don't own me |
[02:56.130] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[03:00.490] | Thank you for coming out |
[03:04.110] | I hope you enjoyed the show |
[03:06.840] | Until next time, peace |
[00:01.440] | Nah man, not quite finished yet! |
[00:06.090] | Girl, I think you just might have tried |
[00:07.980] | To pull a motherfuckin' fast one. I' m mad |
[00:09.130] | You just hurt my goddamn feeling |
[00:11.020] | And that was the last one I had |
[00:12.650] | Does this look like an arcade, trying to play games? |
[00:15.020] | See this saw blade? See this silhouette |
[00:16.750] | Of a stalker in your walkway? Better cooperate |
[00:18.720] | Or get sauteed and rotisseried while you' re hogtied |
[00:21.190] | MC' s get so quiet you can hear |
[00:23.050] | A motherfucking dog whistle when I walk by |
[00:25.330] | Colt Seavers on a mule stunting on that ass |
[00:27.730] | Like a fuckin' Fall Guy! I don' t gas my Mercedes |
[00:29.900] | After midnight, I treat it like a Mogwai |
[00:31.420] | Cause it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids |
[00:33.940] | Women and men " Vrinn Vrinn!" motor so big |
[00:36.410] | You can fit a midget in his engine |
[00:37.820] | Bitch, gimme them digits, why you cringin'? |
[00:40.190] | Not by the hair on my chinnychinchin will I spend spend |
[00:42.950] | Even 10 cents on you. Since when |
[00:44.780] | Do you think it' s gonna cost me a pretty penny |
[00:46.400] | Shit, if I think a penny' s pretty |
[00:48.210] | Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me |
[00:49.920] | Eeniemeeniemineymo, catch an eskimo by his toe |
[00:53.020] | While he' s trying to roll a snowball |
[00:54.330] | But, don' t make him lose his cool |
[00:55.740] | If he hollers better let him go y' all |
[00:59.210] | You don' t own me |
[01:00.350] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[01:04.560] | Get up baby, get a move on like a UHaul |
[01:06.360] | You can rack your brain like pool balls |
[01:08.150] | You won' t ever think of this shit |
[01:09.570] | " Yeah, honey, you called?" Well here I come |
[01:11.360] | Havoc on a beat, I wreak it |
[01:12.810] | Evil: I see, hear and speak it |
[01:14.330] | Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit |
[01:16.850] | Put your eggs in the same basket |
[01:18.370] | You can count every motherfuckin' chicken fore it hatches |
[01:20.840] | Cause you can bet your ass we gonna get it crackin' |
[01:23.210] | Like Kraken and Titans when they' re clashin' |
[01:25.370] | Get your brains bashed in so bad |
[01:26.910] | You' re gonna have Kurt Cobain askin' |
[01:28.010] | To autograph a bloodstained napkin |
[01:29.730] | Unfashionable and about as rational |
[01:33.370] | As a rash on a fag' s asshole |
[01:34.390] | Now let' s take that line run it up the flagpole |
[01:36.220] | With Elton, see if he' s cool with it |
[01:38.140] | Don' t stand there and look stupid at me |
[01:39.610] | Bitch I ain' t in the mood for this shit |
[01:41.340] | Get my dick, Google it, til it pops up |
[01:43.510] | Y' all just so motherfuckin' full of shit |
[01:45.280] | That you stopped up |
[01:46.230] | Me I' m always shitting diarrhea of the mouth |
[01:47.800] | Till your speakers crap out, " pfft, huh what?" |
[01:49.460] | Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette |
[01:51.590] | Chigchiggaret But you won' t get a hot fudge sundae |
[01:54.460] | From me so don' t strut my way, slut because |
[01:57.510] | You don' t own me |
[01:59.030] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[02:02.470] | And now that I got your panties in a bunch |
[02:03.830] | And your bowels in an uproar |
[02:05.290] | I' ma show you why I came |
[02:06.550] | So you stop asking me what the fuck for |
[02:08.320] | Now look, you little slut, cunt whore |
[02:10.080] | I know you want more |
[02:11.040] | Bitch, it' s time to put the math back into Mathers |
[02:12.610] | Cause I' m a fuckin' problem, run boy |
[02:14.630] | Every flow, got it mastered, so |
[02:16.500] | Every last word that you fuckin' fags heard |
[02:18.210] | Comes straight from the fish' s ass |
[02:19.530] | Yeah, in other words I' m a " bassturd" |
[02:20.990] | Looking at me like I killed Kenny |
[02:22.710] | Gas in the tank? Yeah, still plenty |
[02:24.390] | No morals are instilled in me so remorse |
[02:26.550] | I really don' t feel any |
[02:29.790] | Eat your heart out, Hannibal, understandable |
[02:31.030] | Why you' re jealous, fucking animal? |
[02:32.460] | I got cannibal magnetism |
[02:34.070] | Can' t resist em, now can you, ho? |
[02:34.074] | " Shady I don' t understand your flow", understand my flow? |
[02:36.530] | Bitch, I flow like Troy Polamalu' s hair boy |
[02:38.660] | Don' t you dare try to follow or compare boy |
[02:40.490] | I' m raw, you ain' t even mediumrare |
[02:43.010] | Stay the fuck outta my hair, boy |
[02:43.930] | You can look, you can stare and point |
[02:45.390] | But you can' t touch, I' m too clairvoyant |
[02:47.030] | I don' t get it man, is there a void? |
[02:48.660] | All this weak shit, what am I, steroids? |
[02:50.070] | Well bitch I' m back, with some shit for that ass |
[02:52.040] | And your trunk: elephant, hemorrhoids |
[02:53.350] | And remember boys |
[02:54.700] | You don' t own me |
[02:56.130] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[03:00.490] | Thank you for coming out |
[03:04.110] | I hope you enjoyed the show |
[03:06.840] | Until next time, peace |
[00:01.440] | Nah man, not quite finished yet! |
[00:06.090] | Girl, I think you just might have tried |
[00:07.980] | To pull a motherfuckin' fast one. I' m mad |
[00:09.130] | You just hurt my goddamn feeling |
[00:11.020] | And that was the last one I had |
[00:12.650] | Does this look like an arcade, trying to play games? |
[00:15.020] | See this saw blade? See this silhouette |
[00:16.750] | Of a stalker in your walkway? Better cooperate |
[00:18.720] | Or get sauteed and rotisseried while you' re hogtied |
[00:21.190] | MC' s get so quiet you can hear |
[00:23.050] | A motherfucking dog whistle when I walk by |
[00:25.330] | Colt Seavers on a mule stunting on that ass |
[00:27.730] | Like a fuckin' Fall Guy! I don' t gas my Mercedes |
[00:29.900] | After midnight, I treat it like a Mogwai |
[00:31.420] | Cause it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids |
[00:33.940] | Women and men " Vrinn Vrinn!" motor so big |
[00:36.410] | You can fit a midget in his engine |
[00:37.820] | Bitch, gimme them digits, why you cringin'? |
[00:40.190] | Not by the hair on my chinnychinchin will I spend spend |
[00:42.950] | Even 10 cents on you. Since when |
[00:44.780] | Do you think it' s gonna cost me a pretty penny |
[00:46.400] | Shit, if I think a penny' s pretty |
[00:48.210] | Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me |
[00:49.920] | Eeniemeeniemineymo, catch an eskimo by his toe |
[00:53.020] | While he' s trying to roll a snowball |
[00:54.330] | But, don' t make him lose his cool |
[00:55.740] | If he hollers better let him go y' all |
[00:59.210] | You don' t own me |
[01:00.350] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[01:04.560] | Get up baby, get a move on like a UHaul |
[01:06.360] | You can rack your brain like pool balls |
[01:08.150] | You won' t ever think of this shit |
[01:09.570] | " Yeah, honey, you called?" Well here I come |
[01:11.360] | Havoc on a beat, I wreak it |
[01:12.810] | Evil: I see, hear and speak it |
[01:14.330] | Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit |
[01:16.850] | Put your eggs in the same basket |
[01:18.370] | You can count every motherfuckin' chicken fore it hatches |
[01:20.840] | Cause you can bet your ass we gonna get it crackin' |
[01:23.210] | Like Kraken and Titans when they' re clashin' |
[01:25.370] | Get your brains bashed in so bad |
[01:26.910] | You' re gonna have Kurt Cobain askin' |
[01:28.010] | To autograph a bloodstained napkin |
[01:29.730] | Unfashionable and about as rational |
[01:33.370] | As a rash on a fag' s asshole |
[01:34.390] | Now let' s take that line run it up the flagpole |
[01:36.220] | With Elton, see if he' s cool with it |
[01:38.140] | Don' t stand there and look stupid at me |
[01:39.610] | Bitch I ain' t in the mood for this shit |
[01:41.340] | Get my dick, Google it, til it pops up |
[01:43.510] | Y' all just so motherfuckin' full of shit |
[01:45.280] | That you stopped up |
[01:46.230] | Me I' m always shitting diarrhea of the mouth |
[01:47.800] | Till your speakers crap out, " pfft, huh what?" |
[01:49.460] | Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette |
[01:51.590] | Chigchiggaret But you won' t get a hot fudge sundae |
[01:54.460] | From me so don' t strut my way, slut because |
[01:57.510] | You don' t own me |
[01:59.030] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[02:02.470] | And now that I got your panties in a bunch |
[02:03.830] | And your bowels in an uproar |
[02:05.290] | I' ma show you why I came |
[02:06.550] | So you stop asking me what the fuck for |
[02:08.320] | Now look, you little slut, cunt whore |
[02:10.080] | I know you want more |
[02:11.040] | Bitch, it' s time to put the math back into Mathers |
[02:12.610] | Cause I' m a fuckin' problem, run boy |
[02:14.630] | Every flow, got it mastered, so |
[02:16.500] | Every last word that you fuckin' fags heard |
[02:18.210] | Comes straight from the fish' s ass |
[02:19.530] | Yeah, in other words I' m a " bassturd" |
[02:20.990] | Looking at me like I killed Kenny |
[02:22.710] | Gas in the tank? Yeah, still plenty |
[02:24.390] | No morals are instilled in me so remorse |
[02:26.550] | I really don' t feel any |
[02:29.790] | Eat your heart out, Hannibal, understandable |
[02:31.030] | Why you' re jealous, fucking animal? |
[02:32.460] | I got cannibal magnetism |
[02:34.070] | Can' t resist em, now can you, ho? |
[02:34.074] | " Shady I don' t understand your flow", understand my flow? |
[02:36.530] | Bitch, I flow like Troy Polamalu' s hair boy |
[02:38.660] | Don' t you dare try to follow or compare boy |
[02:40.490] | I' m raw, you ain' t even mediumrare |
[02:43.010] | Stay the fuck outta my hair, boy |
[02:43.930] | You can look, you can stare and point |
[02:45.390] | But you can' t touch, I' m too clairvoyant |
[02:47.030] | I don' t get it man, is there a void? |
[02:48.660] | All this weak shit, what am I, steroids? |
[02:50.070] | Well bitch I' m back, with some shit for that ass |
[02:52.040] | And your trunk: elephant, hemorrhoids |
[02:53.350] | And remember boys |
[02:54.700] | You don' t own me |
[02:56.130] | Now here we go, go, go! |
[03:00.490] | Thank you for coming out |
[03:04.110] | I hope you enjoyed the show |
[03:06.840] | Until next time, peace |
[00:01.440] | 小子 离结束还远着呢 |
[00:06.090] | 姑娘 我觉得你只是有点累了 |
[00:07.980] | TM还想让我快点 我都快疯了 |
[00:09.130] | 你还伤害了我那该死的感情 |
[00:11.020] | 这已经是我的所有了 |
[00:12.650] | 难道这看起来像个游乐场 让你来玩游戏的? |
[00:15.020] | 没看到这是把剑?那轮廓总看清了吧? |
[00:16.750] | 在人行道上对我死缠烂打?我劝你还是乖乖合作 |
[00:18.720] | 不然就把你绑起来香煎红烧 |
[00:21.190] | MC 都没说话 你都听见了吧 |
[00:23.050] | 每次老子经过的时候总有条疯狗乱叫 |
[00:25.330] | Colt Seavers坐在那只屁股发育缓慢的骡子上 |
[00:27.730] | 就像个该死的替身(Fall Guy1981年美国动作冒险剧Colt Seavers出演)我的奔驰还没有加油 |
[00:29.900] | 午夜过后 我就当它是个魔怪 |
[00:31.420] | 因为它会变成一个小鬼追着小孩子跑 |
[00:33.940] | 男的女的都大呼小叫的-“鬼来啦 鬼来啦”-有汽车那么大啊 |
[00:36.410] | 引擎盖那儿都装得下一个小人了 |
[00:37.820] | 傻逼 你把数据给他们不就得了 TM 就知道哭 |
[00:40.190] | 就连我下巴上的一根汗毛都不愿意为你花钱 |
[00:42.950] | 就算是一毛钱我都嫌多 |
[00:44.780] | 你认为你能从我口袋拿走很多? |
[00:46.400] | 省省吧 一分钱已经够多了 |
[00:48.210] | 你可以想象这一刻在我眼里有多美 |
[00:49.920] | 猜猜我是怎么抓住那个爱斯基摩人的 |
[00:53.020] | 很简单 他滚雪球的时候抓住他的脚趾头就行了 |
[00:54.330] | 但不要让他发火 |
[00:55.740] | 如果他叫的好听的话 我就放了他 |
[00:59.210] | 你并不拥有我 |
[01:00.350] | 现在我们开始吧 |
[01:04.560] | 起来吧宝贝 赶紧动起来 就像 U-Haul(美国搬家公司U-Haul专车)一样 |
[01:06.360] | 像打台球一样绞尽脑汁 |
[01:08.150] | 你根本就不会想这些狗屁事 |
[01:09.570] | “嗯 亲爱的 你给我打电话了?” 好 我就来 |
[01:11.360] | 是时候来一场肆行暴虐了 |
[01:12.810] | 什么非礼勿视、勿听、勿说 我都干了又怎样 |
[01:14.330] | 小妞用你的钱赌老子赢 吓死这些该死的胆小鬼 |
[01:16.850] | 把所有资源都压在我身上就是你的发财之道 |
[01:18.370] | 谁说蛋没孵化之前先别急着数鸡仔?你只管准备好收钱吧 |
[01:20.840] | 可以肯定的是 我们一定能干跨他们 |
[01:23.210] | 就像海怪和泰坦巨人打斗时那样 |
[01:25.370] | 一招就让你爆头 |
[01:26.910] | 科特柯本(涅槃乐队主唱)都想问问你了 |
[01:28.010] | 在血迹斑斑的餐巾纸上签上你的大名 |
[01:29.730] | 老套的太过于理性 |
[01:33.370] | 就像那个混蛋同性恋浑身布满的皮疹 |
[01:34.390] | 就现在 拉着旗绳升起胜利的旗帜 |
[01:36.220] | 叫上埃尔顿 看他还有以前那么酷吗 |
[01:38.140] | 别站在那儿傻逼一样的看着我 |
[01:39.610] | 蠢货 我现在没心情搭理这玩意儿 |
[01:41.340] | 想知道我的老二有多大 谷歌一下(eminem's dick) 窗口弹出来你就知道了 |
[01:43.510] | 你他妈的就是一坨屎 |
[01:45.280] | 现在你又哑巴了 |
[01:46.230] | 老子就是嘴臭的像腹泻一样骂个不停 |
[01:47.800] | 至少在你的讲话人被踢出去之前 “哼,哼什么哼?” |
[01:49.460] | 小妞你的屁股真性感 火辣的就像支燃烧的香烟 |
[01:51.590] | (Chig-chigga-ret)也罢 反正你也吃不到一杯热巧克力圣代 |
[01:54.460] | 所以别趾高气扬的在我眼前晃 因为你就是个荡妇 |
[01:57.510] | 你并不拥有我 |
[01:59.030] | 现在我们开始吧! |
[02:02.470] | 我刚刚弄到了一捆你的内裤 |
[02:03.830] | 我也知道你的那些花花肠子 |
[02:05.290] | 这不就告诉你我来这的原因了 |
[02:06.550] | 所以你他妈别再问我为啥了 |
[02:08.320] | 看看你这个你小荡妇,屄妓女 |
[02:10.080] | 我知道你还想要 |
[02:11.040] | 贱人 是时候跟你算一下账了 |
[02:12.610] | 我就是个累赘 离家出走的男孩 |
[02:14.630] | 每个押韵 老子都能掌控的刚刚好 |
[02:16.500] | 你这个死同性恋听到的每一一个词 |
[02:18.210] | 都是直接从那家伙的屁眼里冒出来的 |
[02:19.530] | 是的 换句话说就是我是个“低音粪” |
[02:20.990] | 那样看着我就像是我杀了kenny一样地盯着我 (动画片《南方公园 》kenny在剧中死了86次) |
[02:22.710] | 油箱还是满的吗?没错 还多得很 |
[02:24.390] | 我心里毫无道德可言 悔恨已把我吞噬 |
[02:26.550] | 我真的没有任何感觉 |
[02:29.790] | 汉尼拔啃噬你的心脏 可以理解 |
[02:31.030] | 你在嫉妒什么?畜牲? |
[02:32.460] | 我身上有食人魔的魅力 |
[02:34.070] | 完全无法抗拒 你可以吗 嗯? |
[02:34.074] | shady 我无法理解你说唱的韵律 |
[02:36.530] | 小婊子 我的韵脚就像飘发哥那头茂密的黑头发(美国橄榄球球员) |
[02:38.660] | 谅你也不敢模仿我 也不敢和我比较 |
[02:40.490] | 说我是新人,你甚至连露面的机会都得不到 |
[02:43.010] | 赶紧滚出我的视线 小子 |
[02:43.930] | 你可以注视我 对我指指点点 |
[02:45.390] | 但你别想碰我一根手指头 老子有双千里眼 |
[02:47.030] | 我不明白 ,这还有空位吗? |
[02:48.660] | 都是些没用的废物 我又算什么呢,类固醇吗? |
[02:50.070] | 恩婊子们老子回归了 还有一堆烂摊子等着收拾 |
[02:52.040] | 而你的存在就是个摆设 毫无价值 还长满痔疮 |
[02:53.350] | 还有你们都给老子记住...... |
[02:54.700] | 你并不拥有我 |
[02:56.130] | 我们现在开始吧 |
[03:00.490] | 感谢你们能来 |
[03:04.110] | 希望你们喜欢我的节目 |
[03:06.840] | 下次再见 保重 |