歌曲 | As The World Turns |
歌手 | Eminem |
专辑 | The Slim Shady LP |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Jeff Bass/Mark Bass/Marshall Mathers |
[00:01.698] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[00:03.797] | Round and Round |
[00:04.427] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[00:08.775] | Yes man |
[00:12.175] | As the World Turns |
[00:16.295] | We all experience things in life |
[00:18.755] | Trials and Tribulations |
[00:19.415] | That we all must go through |
[00:23.287] | When someone wants to test us |
[00:25.188] | When someone tries our patience |
[00:26.446] | I hang with a bunch of hippies |
[00:27.198]Eminem] | |
[00:31.218] | and wacky tobacco planters |
[00:33.700] | Who swallow lit roaches |
[00:33.779] | and light up like jack-o-lanterns |
[00:35.700] | Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts |
[00:38.90] | Cuz we're dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source |
[00:40.590] | They never should've booted me out of reform school |
[00:42.579] | Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool |
[00:44.709] | They threw me out the Ramada Inn |
[00:46.459] | I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Notagain!) |
[00:50.490] | It all started when my mother took my bike away |
[00:52.599] | Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave |
[00:55.269] | After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers |
[00:57.559] | Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors |
[01:00.390] | Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman |
[01:02.419] | **** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin |
[01:05.599] | And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, |
[01:07.229] | He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed |
[01:10.219] | May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class |
[01:13.599] | That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (WhoMe?) |
[01:15.559] | Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped onJenny Craig |
[01:19.109] | She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig |
[01:24.190] | Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig |
[01:25.288] | I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) |
[01:27.229] | It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming |
[01:30.590] | Grabbed that bitch by her hair |
[01:32.499] | Drug her across the ground |
[01:33.599] | And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down |
[01:35.719] | Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop |
[01:37.790] | While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop |
[01:40.799] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[01:42.680] | Round and Round |
[01:44.200] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[01:47.189] | As the World Turns |
[01:48.429] | These are the days of our lives |
[01:50.599] | These are the things that we must go through |
[01:53.529]Eminem] | |
[01:54.190] | Day by day |
[01:54.490] | We drive around in million dollar sports cars |
[01:56.190] | While little kids hide this tape from their parents like badreport cards |
[01:57.739] | Outsiders, and we suing the courts |
[01:59.790] | Cuz we dope as **** and only get a 2 in The Source |
[02:01.178] | Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat |
[02:03.100] | Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at |
[02:05.97] | Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage |
[02:07.735] | Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch |
[02:11.77] | I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" |
[02:13.195] | I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza |
[02:16.495] | But I'm broke as **** and I don't get paid till the first of nextmonth |
[02:19.135] | But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt |
[02:22.477] | But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers |
[02:24.215] | Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist |
[02:26.795] | And don't try nothin funny |
[02:26.796] | So gimme all your money |
[02:27.785] | Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me |
[02:30.455] | I went to grab my gun |
[02:31.565] | Thats when her ass put it on me |
[02:33.95] | Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry |
[02:35.215] | I fell through the glass doors |
[02:36.495] | Started causin a scene |
[02:37.475] | Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine |
[02:40.559] | Jumped up with a broken back |
[02:41.115] | Thank god I was smokin crack all day |
[02:43.977] | And doped up off coke and smack |
[02:45.435] | All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse |
[02:48.977] | Now I wanna kill her |
[02:49.505] | But so I gotta catch her first |
[02:51.459] | Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut |
[02:54.175] | And shot her ****in porch up |
[02:54.277] | Saw the house she ran up in |
[02:55.545] | Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut |
[02:57.505] | Looked around the room |
[02:58.445] | Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut |
[03:00.245] | I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! |
[03:02.745] | You might as well come out now |
[03:05.579] | She said "Come in, its unlocked!" |
[03:05.705] | I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne |
[03:08.759] | And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn |
[03:11.97] | She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" |
[03:13.77] | I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it |
[03:14.755] | She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her |
[03:18.177] | I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her |
[03:20.595] | I started to beg "No, please let go" |
[03:22.295] | But she swallowed my ****in leg whole like an egg roll |
[03:25.259] | With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled |
[03:28.187] | I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple |
[03:30.785] | Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magictrick |
[03:32.735] | Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! |
[03:35.205] | Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it |
[03:38.259] | It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage |
[03:40.155] | I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" |
[03:43.195] | Stuffed that shit in crooked and ****ed that fat slut to death(Ahh!! Ahhh!) |
[03:47.177] | Come here bitch! |
[03:47.225] | Come here! |
[03:48.49] | Take this mother****in dick! |
[03:48.735] | Bitch, come here! |
[03:49.715] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[03:52.465] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[03:52.796] | Round and Round |
[03:55.535] | And as we go along |
[03:57.455] | We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday |
[03:57.579] | Throughout the days of our lives |
[04:01.775] | That we must go through |
[04:06.175] | These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere |
[04:09.505] | Every day |
[04:10.715] | Every single day the world keeps turning |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : Jeff Bass Mark Bass Marshall Mathers |
[00:01.698] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[00:03.797] | Round and Round |
[00:04.427] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[00:08.775] | Yes man |
[00:12.175] | As the World Turns |
[00:16.295] | We all experience things in life |
[00:18.755] | Trials and Tribulations |
[00:19.415] | That we all must go through |
[00:23.287] | When someone wants to test us |
[00:25.188] | When someone tries our patience |
[00:26.446] | I hang with a bunch of hippies |
[00:27.198]Eminem] | |
[00:31.218] | and wacky tobacco planters |
[00:33.700] | Who swallow lit roaches |
[00:33.779] | and light up like jackolanterns |
[00:35.700] | Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts |
[00:38.90] | Cuz we' re dope as and only get a 2 in the source |
[00:40.590] | They never should' ve booted me out of reform school |
[00:42.579] | Deformed fool, takin a shit in a warm pool |
[00:44.709] | They threw me out the Ramada Inn |
[00:46.459] | I said it wasn' t me, I got a twin Oh my god its you! Notagain! |
[00:50.490] | It all started when my mother took my bike away |
[00:52.599] | Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave |
[00:55.269] | After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers |
[00:57.559] | Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors |
[01:00.390] | Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman |
[01:02.419] | the next lesson, I' ll past the test guessin |
[01:05.599] | And all the other kids said Eminem' s a dishead, |
[01:07.229] | He' ll never last, the only class he' ll pass is phys ed |
[01:10.219] | May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class |
[01:13.599] | That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast WhoMe? |
[01:15.559] | Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny' s and stepped onJenny Craig |
[01:19.109] | She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig |
[01:24.190] | Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig |
[01:25.288] | I felt the evilness and started transformin RARRRR! |
[01:27.229] | It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming |
[01:30.590] | Grabbed that bitch by her hair |
[01:32.499] | Drug her across the ground |
[01:33.599] | And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down |
[01:35.719] | Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop |
[01:37.790] | While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop |
[01:40.799] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[01:42.680] | Round and Round |
[01:44.200] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[01:47.189] | As the World Turns |
[01:48.429] | These are the days of our lives |
[01:50.599] | These are the things that we must go through |
[01:53.529]Eminem] | |
[01:54.190] | Day by day |
[01:54.490] | We drive around in million dollar sports cars |
[01:56.190] | While little kids hide this tape from their parents like badreport cards |
[01:57.739] | Outsiders, and we suing the courts |
[01:59.790] | Cuz we dope as and only get a 2 in The Source |
[02:01.178] | Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat |
[02:03.100] | Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at |
[02:05.97] | Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage |
[02:07.735] | Its almost dark and I' m still tryna nail a trailor park bitch |
[02:11.77] | I met a slut and said " What up, its nice to meet ya" |
[02:13.195] | I' d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza |
[02:16.495] | But I' m broke as and I don' t get paid till the first of nextmonth |
[02:19.135] | But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt |
[02:22.477] | But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers |
[02:24.215] | Plus I' m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist |
[02:26.795] | And don' t try nothin funny |
[02:26.796] | So gimme all your money |
[02:27.785] | Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me |
[02:30.455] | I went to grab my gun |
[02:31.565] | Thats when her ass put it on me |
[02:33.95] | Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry |
[02:35.215] | I fell through the glass doors |
[02:36.495] | Started causin a scene |
[02:37.475] | Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine |
[02:40.559] | Jumped up with a broken back |
[02:41.115] | Thank god I was smokin crack all day |
[02:43.977] | And doped up off coke and smack |
[02:45.435] | All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse |
[02:48.977] | Now I wanna kill her |
[02:49.505] | But so I gotta catch her first |
[02:51.459] | Ran through Rally' s parkin lot and took a shortcut |
[02:54.175] | And shot her in porch up |
[02:54.277] | Saw the house she ran up in |
[02:55.545] | Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut |
[02:57.505] | Looked around the room |
[02:58.445] | Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut |
[03:00.245] | I know you' re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! |
[03:02.745] | You might as well come out now |
[03:05.579] | She said " Come in, its unlocked!" |
[03:05.705] | I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne |
[03:08.759] | And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn |
[03:11.97] | She said " Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" |
[03:13.77] | I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it |
[03:14.755] | She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her |
[03:18.177] | I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her |
[03:20.595] | I started to beg " No, please let go" |
[03:22.295] | But she swallowed my in leg whole like an egg roll |
[03:25.259] | With one leg left, now I' m hoppin around crippled |
[03:28.187] | I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple |
[03:30.785] | Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magictrick |
[03:32.735] | Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! |
[03:35.205] | Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it |
[03:38.259] | It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage |
[03:40.155] | I shouted " Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" |
[03:43.195] | Stuffed that shit in crooked and ed that fat slut to death Ahh!! Ahhh! |
[03:47.177] | Come here bitch! |
[03:47.225] | Come here! |
[03:48.49] | Take this mother in dick! |
[03:48.735] | Bitch, come here! |
[03:49.715] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[03:52.465] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[03:52.796] | Round and Round |
[03:55.535] | And as we go along |
[03:57.455] | We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday |
[03:57.579] | Throughout the days of our lives |
[04:01.775] | That we must go through |
[04:06.175] | These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere |
[04:09.505] | Every day |
[04:10.715] | Every single day the world keeps turning |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Jeff Bass Mark Bass Marshall Mathers |
[00:01.698] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[00:03.797] | Round and Round |
[00:04.427] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[00:08.775] | Yes man |
[00:12.175] | As the World Turns |
[00:16.295] | We all experience things in life |
[00:18.755] | Trials and Tribulations |
[00:19.415] | That we all must go through |
[00:23.287] | When someone wants to test us |
[00:25.188] | When someone tries our patience |
[00:26.446] | I hang with a bunch of hippies |
[00:27.198]Eminem] | |
[00:31.218] | and wacky tobacco planters |
[00:33.700] | Who swallow lit roaches |
[00:33.779] | and light up like jackolanterns |
[00:35.700] | Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts |
[00:38.90] | Cuz we' re dope as and only get a 2 in the source |
[00:40.590] | They never should' ve booted me out of reform school |
[00:42.579] | Deformed fool, takin a shit in a warm pool |
[00:44.709] | They threw me out the Ramada Inn |
[00:46.459] | I said it wasn' t me, I got a twin Oh my god its you! Notagain! |
[00:50.490] | It all started when my mother took my bike away |
[00:52.599] | Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave |
[00:55.269] | After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers |
[00:57.559] | Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors |
[01:00.390] | Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman |
[01:02.419] | the next lesson, I' ll past the test guessin |
[01:05.599] | And all the other kids said Eminem' s a dishead, |
[01:07.229] | He' ll never last, the only class he' ll pass is phys ed |
[01:10.219] | May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class |
[01:13.599] | That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast WhoMe? |
[01:15.559] | Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny' s and stepped onJenny Craig |
[01:19.109] | She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig |
[01:24.190] | Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig |
[01:25.288] | I felt the evilness and started transformin RARRRR! |
[01:27.229] | It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming |
[01:30.590] | Grabbed that bitch by her hair |
[01:32.499] | Drug her across the ground |
[01:33.599] | And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down |
[01:35.719] | Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop |
[01:37.790] | While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop |
[01:40.799] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[01:42.680] | Round and Round |
[01:44.200] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[01:47.189] | As the World Turns |
[01:48.429] | These are the days of our lives |
[01:50.599] | These are the things that we must go through |
[01:53.529]Eminem] | |
[01:54.190] | Day by day |
[01:54.490] | We drive around in million dollar sports cars |
[01:56.190] | While little kids hide this tape from their parents like badreport cards |
[01:57.739] | Outsiders, and we suing the courts |
[01:59.790] | Cuz we dope as and only get a 2 in The Source |
[02:01.178] | Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat |
[02:03.100] | Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at |
[02:05.97] | Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage |
[02:07.735] | Its almost dark and I' m still tryna nail a trailor park bitch |
[02:11.77] | I met a slut and said " What up, its nice to meet ya" |
[02:13.195] | I' d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza |
[02:16.495] | But I' m broke as and I don' t get paid till the first of nextmonth |
[02:19.135] | But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt |
[02:22.477] | But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers |
[02:24.215] | Plus I' m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist |
[02:26.795] | And don' t try nothin funny |
[02:26.796] | So gimme all your money |
[02:27.785] | Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me |
[02:30.455] | I went to grab my gun |
[02:31.565] | Thats when her ass put it on me |
[02:33.95] | Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry |
[02:35.215] | I fell through the glass doors |
[02:36.495] | Started causin a scene |
[02:37.475] | Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine |
[02:40.559] | Jumped up with a broken back |
[02:41.115] | Thank god I was smokin crack all day |
[02:43.977] | And doped up off coke and smack |
[02:45.435] | All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse |
[02:48.977] | Now I wanna kill her |
[02:49.505] | But so I gotta catch her first |
[02:51.459] | Ran through Rally' s parkin lot and took a shortcut |
[02:54.175] | And shot her in porch up |
[02:54.277] | Saw the house she ran up in |
[02:55.545] | Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut |
[02:57.505] | Looked around the room |
[02:58.445] | Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut |
[03:00.245] | I know you' re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! |
[03:02.745] | You might as well come out now |
[03:05.579] | She said " Come in, its unlocked!" |
[03:05.705] | I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne |
[03:08.759] | And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn |
[03:11.97] | She said " Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" |
[03:13.77] | I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it |
[03:14.755] | She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her |
[03:18.177] | I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her |
[03:20.595] | I started to beg " No, please let go" |
[03:22.295] | But she swallowed my in leg whole like an egg roll |
[03:25.259] | With one leg left, now I' m hoppin around crippled |
[03:28.187] | I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple |
[03:30.785] | Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magictrick |
[03:32.735] | Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! |
[03:35.205] | Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it |
[03:38.259] | It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage |
[03:40.155] | I shouted " Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" |
[03:43.195] | Stuffed that shit in crooked and ed that fat slut to death Ahh!! Ahhh! |
[03:47.177] | Come here bitch! |
[03:47.225] | Come here! |
[03:48.49] | Take this mother in dick! |
[03:48.735] | Bitch, come here! |
[03:49.715] | I dont know why this world keep turning |
[03:52.465] | But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now |
[03:52.796] | Round and Round |
[03:55.535] | And as we go along |
[03:57.455] | We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday |
[03:57.579] | Throughout the days of our lives |
[04:01.775] | That we must go through |
[04:06.175] | These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere |
[04:09.505] | Every day |
[04:10.715] | Every single day the world keeps turning |
[00:01.698] | 我不知道这个世界为什么不停转啊转 |
[00:03.797] | 转啊转 |
[00:04.427] | 但我希望它停下,现在就让我离开这世界 |
[00:08.775] | 是的老兄, |
[00:12.175] | 世界不停转, |
[00:16.295] | 我们一生都在不停经历 |
[00:18.755] | 我们必须走过的 |
[00:19.415] | 那些艰难与困苦 |
[00:23.287] | 当有人想要考验我们, |
[00:25.188] | 当有人来考验我们的耐性 |
[00:26.446] | 我和一帮嬉皮士还有 |
[00:27.198]Eminem] | |
[00:31.218] | ****种植者鬼混 |
[00:33.700] | 他们吞下点燃的烟卷, |
[00:33.779] | 然后像南瓜灯那样被点亮 |
[00:35.700] | Outsidaz宝贝,我们要去告法院 |
【Outsidaz:新泽西说唱团体,Em与是该团体的名誉成员】 | |
[00:38.90] | 我们***到爆,但Source杂志却只给我们两颗星 |
[00:40.590] | 他们就不该把我踢出少年管教所 |
[00:42.579] | 畸形的蠢货,在暖池里*** |
[00:44.709] | 直到他们把我扔出华美达旅馆 |
[00:46.459] | 我说了,那不是我,我有个孪生兄弟(噢我的天,不会又是你吧!) |
【指Em自己虚构出的内在的人格Slim Shady,残忍阴暗】 | |
[00:50.490] | 一切的开端就是我妈妈把我的自行车拿走 |
[00:52.599] | 因为我杀害了我的豚鼠,把它卡在了微波炉里 |
[00:55.269] | 之后它直接到了40盎司 |
【童年时虐待动物是长大后成为连环杀手的一个典型暗示】 | |
[00:57.559] | 掌掴老师,在我的辅导员面前*** |
[01:00.390] | 班级小丑大一新生,穿着就像Les Nessman |
[01:02.419] | ***的下一课,我要靠乱猜通过考试 |
[01:05.599] | 所有其他的孩子都说“Eminem爱嗑*** |
[01:07.229] | 他永远坚持不了,他唯一能过的一门课就只有体育” |
[01:10.219] | 或许是对的,直到我在体育课上对这***说 |
[01:13.599] | 她胖到游泳都游不动,她需要Slim Fast |
【Slim Fast:一个助人减肥的小吃品牌】 | |
[01:15.559] | (谁?我?)对,就你这肥***,你走进Vic Tanny健身房,开始Jenny Craig减肥法 |
【Vic Tanny's是一家健身房,Jenny Craig是一种减肥方案】 | |
[01:19.109] | 她拉起我,把我就像一根皮包骨的树枝一样折断 |
[01:24.190] | 夹住我的头,之后我想起了我的豚鼠 |
[01:25.288] | 我感受到了邪恶,我开始变异 |
[01:27.229] | 狂风怒吼,我听见一群兴奋的粉丝蜂拥而至 |
[01:30.590] | 抓住那***的头发, |
[01:32.499] | 在地上给她灌药 |
[01:33.599] | 把她拉上最高的跳水版再把她扔下去 |
[01:35.719] | 抱歉教练,要阻止我已经太晚 |
[01:37.790] | 我已经把这***正面朝下扔下,看着她的跳水笨动作了 |
[01:40.799] | 我不知道这个世界为什么不停转啊转 |
[01:42.680] | 转啊转 |
[01:44.200] | 但我希望它停下,现在就让我离开这世界 |
[01:47.189] | 世界不停转,【Days Of Our Lives:1965年开播的一部美国肥皂剧】 |
[01:48.429] | 这就是我们生活的每一天 |
[01:50.599] | 这就算我们必须经历的东西, |
[01:53.529]Eminem] | |
[01:54.190] | 日复一日 |
[01:54.490] | 我们驾着上百万美元的越野车环游 |
[01:56.190] | 而小孩子们把这张盒带像糟糕成绩单那样藏着不让他们的家长发现 |
[01:57.739] | Outsidaz,我们要去告法院 |
[01:59.790] | 我们***到爆,但Source杂志却只给我们两颗星 |
[02:01.178] | 忧郁症患者,去自助洗衣店闲逛 |
[02:03.100] | 所有金发碧眼的邋遢肥婆都在那儿 |
[02:05.97] | 穿得像水手一样,站在垃圾桶旁 |
[02:07.735] | 快天黑了,我还在企图艹一个拖车房*** |
[02:11.77] | 我遇见一个***,说“哟还好么?很高兴见到你 |
[02:13.195] | 我会给你买瓶Faygo还有一片披萨 |
[02:16.495] | 但我穷得要死,但我直到下个月一号为止都拿不到工资 |
[02:19.135] | 但如果你想和我一起,我会卷好下一根烟卷 |
[02:22.477] | 但我没有****,Phillies烟,也没有烟纸 |
[02:24.215] | 另外我是个****犯,还是个屡次逃狱者 |
[02:26.795] | 别想搞笑了 |
[02:26.796] | 所以把你的钱全给我, |
[02:27.785] | 你知道你个肥***跑不过我的 |
[02:30.455] | 我抓起我的枪, |
[02:31.565] | 就在这时她的肥***压向我 |
[02:33.95] | 一记上勾拳,用洗衣篮砸了我 |
[02:35.215] | 我摔向玻璃门, |
[02:36.495] | 开始产生幻觉 |
[02:37.475] | 滑过地板,直接掉进了洗衣机 |
[02:40.559] | 背受着伤跳起来 |
[02:41.115] | 感谢上帝我一整天都在吸*** |
[02:43.977] | high*** |
[02:45.435] | 我想做的只有做了这个***,抢了她的手提袋 |
[02:48.977] | 现在我想杀了她, |
[02:49.505] | 但我得先抓住她 |
[02:51.459] | 跑进Rally汉堡店的停车场,走捷径插下 |
【Rally's是Em家乡底特律的一家汉堡连锁店】 | |
[02:54.175] | 看见她跑进的房子, |
[02:54.277] | 朝她的门廊开枪 |
[02:55.545] | 把房门踹下,杀了这个离了婚的*** |
[02:57.505] | 环顾房间, |
[02:58.445] | 看见她卧室的门关着 |
[03:00.245] | 我知道你在那儿,****,我的枪已上膛 |
我知道你在那儿,****,我的枪已上膛 | |
[03:02.745] | 你还是现在出来的好, |
[03:05.579] | 她说“进来吧,门没锁” |
[03:05.705] | 我走进去,闻到丽诗加邦香水的味道 |
[03:08.759] | 看见她***着身体,看着同性恋色情书刊躺在床上 |
[03:11.97] | 她说“来吧小伙子,让我们彼此熟悉熟悉” |
[03:13.77] | 我转身就跑,扭伤了我的脚踝 |
[03:14.755] | 她全速向我追来,什么都不能阻止她 |
[03:18.177] | 我朝她开了五枪,每一发***都从她身上弹开 |
[03:20.595] | 我开始乞求“不,求求你让我走” |
[03:22.295] | 但她就像吃蛋卷那样把我整条***的腿吞了下去 |
[03:25.259] | 只剩一条,现在我跛着腿跳来跳去 |
[03:28.187] | 我拿出我的小折刀,割下她的右RT |
[03:30.785] | 下次再来***吧,我记得这次爽翻的**** |
[03:32.735] | 上上加杰特神探/***! |
【出自喜剧电影《G型神探》 | |
****一词双关“侦探”和“丁日”】 | |
[03:35.205] | 拔出我的***,毫无疑问 |
[03:38.259] | 它砸向地面,引起地震造成断电 |
[03:40.155] | 我喊着,***,现在看看谁的东西最*** |
[03:43.195] | 把我的老二折弯,把那肥***艹到死 |
[03:47.177] | 来啊***, |
[03:47.225] | 来这儿, |
[03:48.49] | 给我跪***的***啊 |
[03:48.735] | ***,来啊 |
[03:49.715] | 我不知道这个世界为什么不停转啊转 |
[03:52.465] | 但我希望它停下,现在就让我离开这世界 |
[03:52.796] | 转啊转 |
[03:55.535] | 我们一直走, |
[03:57.455] | 我们每天都面对小小的阻碍和挑战 |
[03:57.579] | 走过我们生活的每一天 |
[04:01.775] | 那些我们不得不经历,这些就是 |
[04:06.175] | 环绕在我们周遭空气中的一切 |
[04:09.505] | 每一天 |
[04:10.715] | 每一天,世界不停转 |