| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
| [00:24.41] | You find me offensive |
| [00:25.90] | I find you offensive for finding me offensive |
| [00:29.15] | hence if I should draw out a line any fences |
| [00:31.85] | if so to what extent, if any, should I go? |
| [00:34.57] | cause it's getting expensive |
| [00:36.24] | being on the other side of the court room on the defensive |
| [00:39.83] | they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain |
| [00:44.02] | when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses |
| [00:47.84] | I say you're all just too god damn sensitive |
| [00:50.81] | it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous |
| [00:53.60] | let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this |
| [00:56.59] | and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither |
| [00:59.89] | and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either |
| [01:03.40] | he used to be like a hero to me |
| [01:06.17] | I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers |
| [01:09.92] | on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader |
| [01:13.34] | and Darth must have put a hex on him for later |
| [01:16.08] | I feel like its my fault cause of the way that |
| [01:18.81] | I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther |
| [01:21.77] | I killed Superman I killed Super...Man |
| [01:25.14] | and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite |
| [01:28.69] | the green chronic |
| [01:29.54] | |
| [01:29.83] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [01:35.09] | nice to meet you |
| [01:37.94] | hi my name is... |
| [01:40.54] | i forgot my name |
| [01:42.71] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [01:46.45] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [01:48.51] | my new name is... |
| [01:49.99] | Rain Man |
| [01:50.52] | |
| [01:51.16] | Now in the bible it says |
| [01:52.64] | thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed |
| [01:55.48] | have homosexual sex |
| [01:57.62] | unless of course you were given the consent to join in |
| [02:00.93] | then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex |
| [02:03.59] | which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions |
| [02:08.56] | either before, during, or after performing the act of that which |
| [02:12.59] | is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases |
| [02:16.79] | that are more used by today kids |
| [02:18.66] | in a more derogatory way |
| [02:20.60] | but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say |
| [02:24.84] | let ask Dr. Dre |
| [02:26.56] | Dr. Dre (what up?) |
| [02:27.60] | I got a question if i may (yea) |
| [02:29.30] | is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea) |
| [02:32.93] | and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea) |
| [02:35.58] | but but i aint done yet |
| [02:37.64] | in football a quarterback yells out hut hut |
| [02:40.44] | while he reaches in another grown man's ass |
| [02:43.01] | grabs on his nuts, but just what if |
| [02:45.64] | it was never meant, it was just an accident |
| [02:48.41] | but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in |
| [02:50.91] | his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney |
| [02:52.68] | and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit |
| [02:56.36] | and I don't need to go into any more details |
| [02:58.80] | but what if he pictured it as a female's butt |
| [03:01.85] | is that gay? I just need to clear things up |
| [03:04.57] | til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... |
| [03:07.26] | |
| [03:07.58] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [03:12.81] | nice to meet you |
| [03:15.74] | hi my name is... |
| [03:18.37] | i forgot my name |
| [03:20.42] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [03:24.14] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [03:26.21] | my new name is... |
| [03:27.72] | Rain Man |
| [03:28.29] | |
| [03:29.02] | You find me offensive |
| [03:30.44] | I find you offensive... |
| [03:31.71] | shit this is the same verse, I just did this |
| [03:34.42] | when am I gonna come to my good senses? |
| [03:36.70] | probably the day Bush comes to my defenses |
| [03:39.17] | my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby |
| [03:43.00] | and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister |
| [03:47.27] | god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway |
| [03:51.11] | anyway I don't know how else to put it |
| [03:53.46] | this is the only thing that I'm good at |
| [03:55.70] | I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic |
| [03:58.95] | demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it |
| [04:02.35] | high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away |
| [04:06.96] | and as she flew around the room like a balloon |
| [04:09.25] | I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can |
| [04:11.90] | and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch |
| [04:15.18] | with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich |
| [04:17.97] | and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense |
| [04:20.63] | I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit |
| [04:23.14] | |
| [04:23.55] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [04:28.83] | nice to meet you |
| [04:31.58] | hi my name is... |
| [04:34.25] | i forgot my name |
| [04:36.43] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [04:40.13] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [04:42.24] | my new name is... |
| [04:43.57] | Rain Man |
| [04:44.35] | |
| [04:48.50] | |
| [04:59.83] | |
| [05:09.70] | END |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
| [00:24.41] | You find me offensive |
| [00:25.90] | I find you offensive for finding me offensive |
| [00:29.15] | hence if I should draw out a line any fences |
| [00:31.85] | if so to what extent, if any, should I go? |
| [00:34.57] | cause it' s getting expensive |
| [00:36.24] | being on the other side of the court room on the defensive |
| [00:39.83] | they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain |
| [00:44.02] | when I go to lengths this far at other people' s expenses |
| [00:47.84] | I say you' re all just too god damn sensitive |
| [00:50.81] | it' s censorship and it' s downright blasphemous |
| [00:53.60] | let' s end this shit now cause I won' t stand for this |
| [00:56.59] | and Christopher Reeves won' t sit for this neither |
| [00:59.89] | and let' s clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either |
| [01:03.40] | he used to be like a hero to me |
| [01:06.17] | I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers |
| [01:09.92] | on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader |
| [01:13.34] | and Darth must have put a hex on him for later |
| [01:16.08] | I feel like its my fault cause of the way that |
| [01:18.81] | I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther |
| [01:21.77] | I killed Superman I killed Super... Man |
| [01:25.14] | and how ironic that I' d be the bad guy kryptonite |
| [01:28.69] | the green chronic |
| [01:29.54] | |
| [01:29.83] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [01:35.09] | nice to meet you |
| [01:37.94] | hi my name is... |
| [01:40.54] | i forgot my name |
| [01:42.71] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [01:46.45] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [01:48.51] | my new name is... |
| [01:49.99] | Rain Man |
| [01:50.52] | |
| [01:51.16] | Now in the bible it says |
| [01:52.64] | thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed |
| [01:55.48] | have homosexual sex |
| [01:57.62] | unless of course you were given the consent to join in |
| [02:00.93] | then of course it' s intercourse and it bisexual sex |
| [02:03.59] | which isn' t as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions |
| [02:08.56] | either before, during, or after performing the act of that which |
| [02:12.59] | is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases |
| [02:16.79] | that are more used by today kids |
| [02:18.66] | in a more derogatory way |
| [02:20.60] | but who' s to say what' s fair to say and what not to say |
| [02:24.84] | let ask Dr. Dre |
| [02:26.56] | Dr. Dre what up? |
| [02:27.60] | I got a question if i may yea |
| [02:29.30] | is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend yea |
| [02:32.93] | and watch his butt butt when he tees off yea |
| [02:35.58] | but but i aint done yet |
| [02:37.64] | in football a quarterback yells out hut hut |
| [02:40.44] | while he reaches in another grown man' s ass |
| [02:43.01] | grabs on his nuts, but just what if |
| [02:45.64] | it was never meant, it was just an accident |
| [02:48.41] | but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in |
| [02:50.91] | his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney |
| [02:52.68] | and he didn' t mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit |
| [02:56.36] | and I don' t need to go into any more details |
| [02:58.80] | but what if he pictured it as a female' s butt |
| [03:01.85] | is that gay? I just need to clear things up |
| [03:04.57] | til then I' ll just walk around with a manly strut because... |
| [03:07.26] | |
| [03:07.58] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [03:12.81] | nice to meet you |
| [03:15.74] | hi my name is... |
| [03:18.37] | i forgot my name |
| [03:20.42] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [03:24.14] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [03:26.21] | my new name is... |
| [03:27.72] | Rain Man |
| [03:28.29] | |
| [03:29.02] | You find me offensive |
| [03:30.44] | I find you offensive... |
| [03:31.71] | shit this is the same verse, I just did this |
| [03:34.42] | when am I gonna come to my good senses? |
| [03:36.70] | probably the day Bush comes to my defenses |
| [03:39.17] | my spider senses telling me SpiderMan is nearby |
| [03:43.00] | and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister |
| [03:47.27] | god damnit Dre where' s the god damn beat yea anyway |
| [03:51.11] | anyway I don' t know how else to put it |
| [03:53.46] | this is the only thing that I' m good at |
| [03:55.70] | I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic |
| [03:58.95] | demonic, yep yep, don' t worry I' m on it, I got it |
| [04:02.35] | highfived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica' s ass and walked away |
| [04:06.96] | and as she flew around the room like a balloon |
| [04:09.25] | I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can |
| [04:11.90] | and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch |
| [04:15.18] | with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich |
| [04:17.97] | and I don' t even gotta make no god damn sense |
| [04:20.63] | I just did a whole song and I didn' t say shit |
| [04:23.14] | |
| [04:23.55] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [04:28.83] | nice to meet you |
| [04:31.58] | hi my name is... |
| [04:34.25] | i forgot my name |
| [04:36.43] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [04:40.13] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [04:42.24] | my new name is... |
| [04:43.57] | Rain Man |
| [04:44.35] | |
| [04:48.50] | |
| [04:59.83] | |
| [05:09.70] | END |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
| [00:24.41] | You find me offensive |
| [00:25.90] | I find you offensive for finding me offensive |
| [00:29.15] | hence if I should draw out a line any fences |
| [00:31.85] | if so to what extent, if any, should I go? |
| [00:34.57] | cause it' s getting expensive |
| [00:36.24] | being on the other side of the court room on the defensive |
| [00:39.83] | they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain |
| [00:44.02] | when I go to lengths this far at other people' s expenses |
| [00:47.84] | I say you' re all just too god damn sensitive |
| [00:50.81] | it' s censorship and it' s downright blasphemous |
| [00:53.60] | let' s end this shit now cause I won' t stand for this |
| [00:56.59] | and Christopher Reeves won' t sit for this neither |
| [00:59.89] | and let' s clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either |
| [01:03.40] | he used to be like a hero to me |
| [01:06.17] | I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers |
| [01:09.92] | on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader |
| [01:13.34] | and Darth must have put a hex on him for later |
| [01:16.08] | I feel like its my fault cause of the way that |
| [01:18.81] | I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther |
| [01:21.77] | I killed Superman I killed Super... Man |
| [01:25.14] | and how ironic that I' d be the bad guy kryptonite |
| [01:28.69] | the green chronic |
| [01:29.54] | |
| [01:29.83] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [01:35.09] | nice to meet you |
| [01:37.94] | hi my name is... |
| [01:40.54] | i forgot my name |
| [01:42.71] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [01:46.45] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [01:48.51] | my new name is... |
| [01:49.99] | Rain Man |
| [01:50.52] | |
| [01:51.16] | Now in the bible it says |
| [01:52.64] | thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed |
| [01:55.48] | have homosexual sex |
| [01:57.62] | unless of course you were given the consent to join in |
| [02:00.93] | then of course it' s intercourse and it bisexual sex |
| [02:03.59] | which isn' t as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions |
| [02:08.56] | either before, during, or after performing the act of that which |
| [02:12.59] | is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases |
| [02:16.79] | that are more used by today kids |
| [02:18.66] | in a more derogatory way |
| [02:20.60] | but who' s to say what' s fair to say and what not to say |
| [02:24.84] | let ask Dr. Dre |
| [02:26.56] | Dr. Dre what up? |
| [02:27.60] | I got a question if i may yea |
| [02:29.30] | is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend yea |
| [02:32.93] | and watch his butt butt when he tees off yea |
| [02:35.58] | but but i aint done yet |
| [02:37.64] | in football a quarterback yells out hut hut |
| [02:40.44] | while he reaches in another grown man' s ass |
| [02:43.01] | grabs on his nuts, but just what if |
| [02:45.64] | it was never meant, it was just an accident |
| [02:48.41] | but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in |
| [02:50.91] | his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney |
| [02:52.68] | and he didn' t mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit |
| [02:56.36] | and I don' t need to go into any more details |
| [02:58.80] | but what if he pictured it as a female' s butt |
| [03:01.85] | is that gay? I just need to clear things up |
| [03:04.57] | til then I' ll just walk around with a manly strut because... |
| [03:07.26] | |
| [03:07.58] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [03:12.81] | nice to meet you |
| [03:15.74] | hi my name is... |
| [03:18.37] | i forgot my name |
| [03:20.42] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [03:24.14] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [03:26.21] | my new name is... |
| [03:27.72] | Rain Man |
| [03:28.29] | |
| [03:29.02] | You find me offensive |
| [03:30.44] | I find you offensive... |
| [03:31.71] | shit this is the same verse, I just did this |
| [03:34.42] | when am I gonna come to my good senses? |
| [03:36.70] | probably the day Bush comes to my defenses |
| [03:39.17] | my spider senses telling me SpiderMan is nearby |
| [03:43.00] | and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister |
| [03:47.27] | god damnit Dre where' s the god damn beat yea anyway |
| [03:51.11] | anyway I don' t know how else to put it |
| [03:53.46] | this is the only thing that I' m good at |
| [03:55.70] | I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic |
| [03:58.95] | demonic, yep yep, don' t worry I' m on it, I got it |
| [04:02.35] | highfived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica' s ass and walked away |
| [04:06.96] | and as she flew around the room like a balloon |
| [04:09.25] | I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can |
| [04:11.90] | and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch |
| [04:15.18] | with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich |
| [04:17.97] | and I don' t even gotta make no god damn sense |
| [04:20.63] | I just did a whole song and I didn' t say shit |
| [04:23.14] | |
| [04:23.55] | Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
| [04:28.83] | nice to meet you |
| [04:31.58] | hi my name is... |
| [04:34.25] | i forgot my name |
| [04:36.43] | my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
| [04:40.13] | my soul is possessed by this devil |
| [04:42.24] | my new name is... |
| [04:43.57] | Rain Man |
| [04:44.35] | |
| [04:48.50] | |
| [04:59.83] | |
| [05:09.70] | END |
| [00:24.41] | 你觉得我讨厌？ |
| [00:25.90] | 我得说，你讨厌我这事儿也很讨厌啊！ |
| [00:29.15] | 这样我是不是该画条界限，设个围栏啊？ |
| [00:31.85] | 如果这样，我该下手多重你们才满意啊？ |
| [00:34.57] | 因为。现在真是越来越贵了， |
| [00:36.24] | 当成为被告在法庭上自我辩护，跟那边攻击我的混蛋比起来。 |
| [00:39.83] | 他们说我给这些家伙的脑子造成很多精神损伤， |
| [00:44.02] | 当我口无遮拦，这些家伙付不起医疗费了。 |
| [00:47.84] | 按我说啊，你们就是太他么的敏感啦， |
| [00:50.81] | 那你就审查啊，把这些亵渎圣母的都**掉！ |
| [00:53.60] | 让我们一起结束这扯淡，因为我可不支持这些东东哦~ |
| [00:56.59] | 那个克里斯托弗·里夫（超人Superman的演员）就更不能忍啦， |
| [00:59.89] | 嗯，让我把话说清楚，我跟这家伙可没什么恩怨！ |
| [01:03.40] | 说起来，这家伙曾经也是我的英雄咧—— |
| [01:06.17] | 我甚至觉得我买过那种25美分一张的超人贴纸， |
| [01:09.92] | 贴在我的冰箱上，旁边贴着绝地武士达斯·维达（即阿纳金·天行者）； |
| [01:13.34] | 我想维达大师一定是诅了他日后的霉相咒。 |
| [01:16.08] | 我觉得这完全是我的错，因为我是当时这么做的—— |
| [01:18.81] | 我把超人卡在中间，两边是他和莱克斯·卢瑟。 |
| [01:21.77] | 我杀了超人，我干掉了超……人…… |
| [01:25.14] | 这多讽刺——我就是那个反派，氪星石 |
| [01:28.69] | 那个极品**！ |
| [01:29.83] | 因为我没腿啊，或者，我也没脑子啊！ |
| [01:35.09] | 很高兴见到你， |
| [01:37.94] | Hi，我的名字是…… |
| [01:40.54] | 欸，我忘了我叫啥了。 |
| [01:42.71] | 我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬， |
| [01:46.45] | 我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。 |
| [01:48.51] | 我现在的名字是…… |
| [01:49.99] | 雨人！ |
| [01:51.16] | 现在，圣经上说—— |
| [01:52.64] | 你绝对不能错过两个百合在床上 |
| [01:55.48] | 做你懂得的事儿； |
| [01:57.62] | 当然了除非你被同意加入了 |
| [02:00.93] | 然后这就成了真正的OOXX，双性的OOXX哦！\(≧▽≦)/！ |
| [02:03.59] | 这也没错，只要你对你自己的行为表达出点反省之意， |
| [02:08.56] | 无论是事儿前，事儿中或事儿后哦，那“事儿”就是 |
| [02:12.59] | 咱更常说的那个词儿，你懂得…… |
| [02:16.79] | 现在的孩子都更习惯那么说， |
| [02:18.66] | 用一种更贬义的方式 |
| [02:20.60] | 但是谁能说，什么是该说的，什么又是不该说的？ |
| [02:24.84] | 来问一下Dre博士吧， |
| [02:26.56] | Dre博士，（干啥？） |
| [02:27.60] | 我请教您个问题吗？（问） |
| [02:29.30] | 和朋友这么打高尔夫算不算基佬……（是的） |
| [02:32.93] | 在他开球的时候盯着他的翘臀,（是的） |
| [02:35.58] | 但我还没说完呢 |
| [02:37.64] | 橄榄球比赛里四分卫会喊hut-hut |
| [02:40.44] | 当他跑到了另一个大男人的**里 |
| [02:43.01] | 干柴烈火了，但是只是万一…… |
| [02:45.64] | 我不是那个意思，这假设是个意外…… |
| [02:48.41] | 他要是被绊地倒下来，滑了一跤，然后他的那玩意就进了 |
| [02:50.91] | 人家的玲珑的屁屁里， |
| [02:52.68] | 他不是故意的！但是他的那玩意萎了一下…… |
| [02:56.36] | 我就不说这么细了，你懂得……但是 |
| [02:58.80] | 如果他想象成这是一个女人的翘臀 |
| [03:01.85] | 那这是不是就算是一个基佬呢？我只是需要讲明白这个事儿（我不是基佬啊） |
| [03:04.57] | 直到我以后走到哪都是个直男，因为 |
| [03:07.58] | 因为我没腿啊，或者，我也没脑子啊！ |
| [03:12.81] | 很高兴见到你， |
| [03:15.74] | Hi，我的名字是…… |
| [03:18.37] | 欸，我忘了我叫啥了。 |
| [03:20.42] | 我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬， |
| [03:24.14] | 我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。 |
| [03:26.21] | 我现在的名字是…… |
| [03:27.72] | 雨人 |
| [03:29.02] | 你觉得我讨厌？ |
| [03:30.44] | 我得说，你讨厌我这事儿也很讨厌啊！ |
| [03:31.71] | 尼玛这咋跟第一段一样了，我刚唱过了 |
| [03:34.42] | 你问哪天感觉好？ |
| [03:36.70] | 可能就是布什帮我辩护的那天吧。 |
| [03:39.17] | 我的蜘蛛感应告诉我蜘蛛侠就在附近 |
| [03:43.00] | 下一步我就要捉他了，然后我用杀虫剂好好喷他一顿。 |
| [03:47.27] | 尼玛Dre，你该死的伴奏呢？（来了） |
| [03:51.11] | 好吧，我都不知道该怎么说了 |
| [03:53.46] | 这是我唯一擅长的事儿 |
| [03:55.70] | 我就是那个坏人，氪星石，那个极品** |
| [03:58.95] | 恶魔，好的别担心我能行 |
| [04:02.35] | 我能行，Nick Lachey来击个掌，在Jessica的头上插根针然后径直走开 |
| [04:06.96] | 然后让就像个气球撒了气一样在房间里乱飞 |
| [04:09.25] | 我抓起最后一个鸡肉金枪鱼罐头扔进垃圾桶 |
| [04:11.90] | 然后变大了，我扑向了梦幻庄园 |
| [04:15.18] | 充满了花生酱果冻鸡肉金枪鱼三明治 |
| [04:17.97] | 我甚至**都没有意识的 |
| [04:20.63] | 唱完了整首歌而且我都没有说“***t” |
| [04:23.55] | 因为啊，我没腿，或者，我也没脑子啊！ |
| [04:28.83] | 很高兴见到你， |
| [04:31.58] | Hi，我的名字是…… |
| [04:34.25] | 欸，我忘了我叫啥了。 |
| [04:36.43] | 我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬， |
| [04:40.13] | 我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。 |
| [04:42.24] | 我的新名字是…… |
| [04:43.57] | 雨人！ |
| [05:09.70] | 【结束】 |
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