歌曲 | Ass Like That - Album Version (Explicit) |
歌手 | Eminem |
专辑 | Ass Like That |
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[00:00.00] | 作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
[00:05.61] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[00:08.22] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[00:11.15] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:14.09] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:16.28] | |
[00:16.96] | I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true |
[00:19.65] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[00:22.66] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:25.61] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:27.54] | |
[00:27.78] | The way she moves she's like a belly dancer |
[00:30.09] | She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
[00:32.58] | Think someones at the door |
[00:33.85] | But I don't think I'm gonna answer |
[00:35.74] | Police saying "freeze" |
[00:36.97] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:39.14] | What do you mean freeze? |
[00:40.57] | Please, I'm a human being, I have needs |
[00:42.70] | I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing |
[00:44.90] | I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
[00:48.38] | I'm already on my knees |
[00:50.06] | I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me |
[00:53.39] | And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
[00:57.62] | Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go |
[01:00.32] | Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching |
[01:02.22] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[01:04.94] | If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive |
[01:07.77] | For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
[01:10.82] | I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
[01:13.62] | |
[01:14.55] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[01:17.28] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[01:20.16] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[01:23.15] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:25.28] | |
[01:26.05] | Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
[01:28.59] | Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[01:31.74] | Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
[01:34.67] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:36.34] | |
[01:36.62] | Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
[01:39.15] | Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums |
[01:42.07] | I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
[01:44.85] | Police saying "freeze" |
[01:46.02] | Doing doing doing |
[01:48.09] | What do you mean freeze? |
[01:49.58] | Geez, I just got my seat |
[01:50.98] | I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept |
[01:53.85] | Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
[01:56.81] | I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene |
[01:59.92] | I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
[02:02.57] | And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG |
[02:05.46] | Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
[02:08.32] | I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
[02:11.36] | Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
[02:14.04] | What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? |
[02:16.95] | I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
[02:19.76] | And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
[02:22.63] | |
[02:23.62] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[02:26.32] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[02:29.33] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[02:32.16] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:34.46] | |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
[02:37.80] | I ain't never seen a butt like that |
[02:40.62] | Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go |
[02:43.73] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:45.63] | |
[02:45.89] | The way she moves she dances like a go-go |
[02:48.22] | In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
[02:51.05] | I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
[02:53.91] | Police saying "freeze" |
[02:55.27] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:57.31] | What do you mean freeze? |
[02:58.69] | My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
[03:01.92] | I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
[03:06.06] | Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
[03:08.92] | Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
[03:11.94] | I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
[03:15.27] | On the radio, but I think I did |
[03:17.51] | Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
[03:20.35] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[03:23.07] | I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
[03:26.37] | Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
[03:29.01] | I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
[03:32.15] | |
[03:32.69] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[03:35.41] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[03:38.40] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:41.25] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:43.51] | |
[03:44.11] | So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
[03:46.91] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[03:49.75] | Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:52.74] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:55.10] | |
[03:55.42] | **** is wrong with you? (ha!) |
[03:57.40] | |
[04:03.20] | |
[04:12.99] | |
[04:19.64] | END |
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[00:00.00] | zuò cí : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
[00:05.61] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[00:08.22] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:11.15] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:14.09] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:16.28] | |
[00:16.96] | I don' t believe it, it' s almost too good to be true |
[00:19.65] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:22.66] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:25.61] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:27.54] | |
[00:27.78] | The way she moves she' s like a belly dancer |
[00:30.09] | She' s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
[00:32.58] | Think someones at the door |
[00:33.85] | But I don' t think I' m gonna answer |
[00:35.74] | Police saying " freeze" |
[00:36.97] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:39.14] | What do you mean freeze? |
[00:40.57] | Please, I' m a human being, I have needs |
[00:42.70] | I' m not done, not till I' m finish peeing |
[00:44.90] | I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
[00:48.38] | I' m already on my knees |
[00:50.06] | I can' t get on the ground any further, it' s impossible for me |
[00:53.39] | And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
[00:57.62] | Yes, I make r b, I sing song it go |
[01:00.32] | Ringachong, achingchongchongchongching |
[01:02.22] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[01:04.94] | If I offend I' m sorry, please, please forgive |
[01:07.77] | For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
[01:10.82] | I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
[01:13.62] | |
[01:14.55] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[01:17.28] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:20.16] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[01:23.15] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:25.28] | |
[01:26.05] | Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
[01:28.59] | Nick I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:31.74] | Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
[01:34.67] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:36.34] | |
[01:36.62] | MaryKate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
[01:39.15] | Now they' re getting older, they' re starting to grow bum bums |
[01:42.07] | I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
[01:44.85] | Police saying " freeze" |
[01:46.02] | Doing doing doing |
[01:48.09] | What do you mean freeze? |
[01:49.58] | Geez, I just got my seat |
[01:50.98] | I have ticket, look, I put away my zipreciept |
[01:53.85] | Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
[01:56.81] | I did not even get to see MaryKate shower scene |
[01:59.92] | I didn' t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
[02:02.57] | And don' t treat me like I' m pee wee herman, this movies PG |
[02:05.46] | Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
[02:08.32] | I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
[02:11.36] | Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
[02:14.04] | What you mean my lawyer' s with Michael, he' s too busy? |
[02:16.95] | I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
[02:19.76] | And I can say that and you' ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
[02:22.63] | |
[02:23.62] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[02:26.32] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[02:29.33] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[02:32.16] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:34.46] | |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
[02:37.80] | I ain' t never seen a butt like that |
[02:40.62] | Maybe next year I' ll say ass and she' ll make my pee pee go |
[02:43.73] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:45.63] | |
[02:45.89] | The way she moves she dances like a gogo |
[02:48.22] | In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
[02:51.05] | I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
[02:53.91] | Police saying " freeze" |
[02:55.27] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:57.31] | What do you mean freeze? |
[02:58.69] | My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
[03:01.92] | I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
[03:06.06] | Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
[03:08.92] | Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
[03:11.94] | I don' t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
[03:15.27] | On the radio, but I think I did |
[03:17.51] | Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
[03:20.35] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[03:23.07] | I don' t think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
[03:26.37] | Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
[03:29.01] | I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
[03:32.15] | |
[03:32.69] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[03:35.41] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:38.40] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:41.25] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:43.51] | |
[03:44.11] | So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
[03:46.91] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:49.75] | Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:52.74] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:55.10] | |
[03:55.42] | is wrong with you? ha! |
[03:57.40] | |
[04:03.20] | |
[04:12.99] | |
[04:19.64] | END |
[00:05.61] | nǐ ràng wǒ nán yǐ zhì xìn nǐ bǎi dòng de fāng shì |
[00:08.22] | yīn wèi wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò rú cǐ xìng gǎn de qiào tún |
[00:11.15] | nǐ niǔ bǎi de fāng shì ràng wǒ jiāo zào bù ān, dīng dīng kāi shǐ bó qǐ |
[00:14.09] | rú tóng tán huáng wán jù |
[00:16.96] | wǒ yī jiù bù néng xiāng xìn, yīn wèi tā hǎo dào le jí diǎn |
[00:19.65] | wǒ zhēn de cóng wèi jiàn guò rú cǐ fēng mǎn de |
[00:22.66] | nǐ niǔ dòng de dòng zuò ràng wǒ xīn yuán yì mǎ, xiǎo dì di kāi shǐ àn bù xià qù |
[00:25.61] | rú tóng tán huáng wán jù |
[00:27.78] | tā tiào wǔ de dòng zuò hǎo xiàng jiù shì liàn guò zhuān yè dù pí wǔ |
[00:30.09] | tā tīng zhe xīn yīn yuè de jié zòu kāi shǐ yáo bǎi |
[00:32.58] | wǒ xiǎng yǒu rén yīng gāi zài qiāo mén |
[00:33.85] | dàn qiāo qù ba, wǒ lǎn de yìng mén |
[00:35.74] | jǐng chá shū shū chōng jìn lái shuō:" jǔ qǐ shǒu lái" |
[00:36.97] | dàn xiǎo dì di bù zhēng qì de àn bù xià qù |
[00:39.14] | ràng wǒ jǔ qǐ shǒu lái shì zěn me gè yì sī? |
[00:40.57] | bài tuō, wǒ yě shì gè dà huó rén, wǒ yǒu jǐn jí qíng kuàng |
[00:42.70] | wǒ hái méi wán shì, nǐ men xiān děng wǒ sā wán niào zài shuō ba |
[00:44.90] | wǒ méi yǒu fǎn kàng dài bǔ de yì sī, wǒ huì fú cóng mìng lìng, jǐng chá shū shū |
[00:48.38] | wǒ yǐ jīng shuāng xī guì dì le |
[00:50.06] | wǒ bù néng jì xù wǎng xià pā le, wǒ yǐ jīng zuò dào le jí xiàn |
[00:53.39] | bié bǎ wǒ dàng chéng yí gè shā rén fàn yí yàng duì dài hǎo ma? wǒ zhǐ shì páng guāng xiǎo ér yǐ |
[00:57.62] | ó duì le, wǒ shì xiě R B gē qǔ de, wǒ yě huì chàng gē |
[01:00.32] | yòng hàn yǔ jiù shì shén me qìng, ó duì, chóng chóng chóng qìng |
[01:02.22] | āi yā, wǒ kāi wán xiào de, bié dàng zhēn |
[01:04.94] | rú yǒu mào fàn wǒ dào qiàn, bài tuō fàng guò wǒ ba |
[01:07.77] | wǒ zhǐ shì yí gè wán ǒu wán jù, wǒ shì Trimph, bǎi dù yí yàng wǒ |
[01:10.82] | wǒ xiǎng shuō shí mǒ jiù shuō shí mǒ, dà jiā dōu xǐ huān zhè yàng de wǒ |
[01:14.55] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ de shì zhēn de |
[01:17.28] | yīn wèi wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò rú cǐ wán měi dí qiào tún |
[01:20.16] | nǐ yáo bǎi qǐ lái ràng wǒ xīn yuán yì mǎ, xiǎo dì di àn bù xià qù |
[01:23.15] | rú tóng tán huáng wán jù |
[01:26.05] | jié xī kǎ xīn pǔ sēn kàn qǐ lái zhēn de hěn huǒ là |
[01:28.59] | ní kè, wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò nǐ de qī zǐ nà yàng de qiào tún |
[01:31.74] | wǒ měi cì zài diàn shì jī kàn dào tā wǒ jiù kāi shǐ bó qǐ |
[01:34.67] | dīng dīng rú tán huáng wán jù yí yàng |
[01:36.62] | mài ruì kǎi tè ài shén lì céng jīng shì chún jié de shào nǚ |
[01:39.15] | dàn tā men de tún wéi suí zhe nián líng kāi shǐ màn màn zēng zhǎng |
[01:42.07] | wǒ dài zhe bào mǐ huā zài diàn yǐng yuàn kàn zhe tā men de diàn yǐng |
[01:44.85] | jǐng chá chū xiàn shuō:" bù xǔ dòng" |
[01:46.02] | hǎo xiàng tā men duì wǒ de xiǎo chǎn shēng le yí wèn |
[01:48.09] | bù guò nǐ men ràng wǒ bù xǔ dòng shì shén me yì sī? |
[01:49.58] | tiān a, wǒ cái gāng gāng zuò xià |
[01:50.98] | wǒ mǎi piào jìn chǎng de, wǒ huā le qián de, wǒ yě lā hǎo le wǒ de lā liàn |
[01:53.85] | xíng xíng hǎo bié bǎ wǒ cóng diàn yǐng yuàn hōng zǒu |
[01:56.81] | wǒ hái méi kàn dào mài ruì kǎi tè xǐ zǎo de piàn duàn ne |
[01:59.92] | wǒ bú shì yǒu yì biǎo xiàn de hěn wò chuò, wǒ yě bù xiǎng bǎ shì qíng nào dà |
[02:02.57] | qǐng bié bǎ wǒ duì dài de xiàng zhě yí yàng hǎo ma, zhè diàn yǐng shì PG děng jí de |
[02:05.46] | jǐng chá shū shū, wǒ xiǎng jiàn wǒ de lǜ shī |
[02:08.32] | wǒ yào gěi zì jǐ yí gè qīng bái, wǒ yīng gāi bèi wú zuì shì fàng |
[02:11.36] | wú zuì shì fàng, duì méi cuò, chóng huò zì yóu |
[02:14.04] | wǒ de lǜ shī tài máng, hé mài kè ěr zài yì qǐ, zàn shí bù néng jiàn wǒ? |
[02:16.95] | wǒ kě shì Triumph a, wǒ zhuān sǔn míng xīng |
[02:19.76] | wǒ de gōng zuò zhǐ fù zé hēi tā men, guān zhòng men zhǐ fù zé xiào, hā, duō kuī le zhè xiǎo wán ǒu |
[02:23.62] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ yáo bǎi tā de fāng shì |
[02:26.32] | yīn wèi wǒ cóng lái méi jiàn guò rú cǐ wán měi dí qiào tún |
[02:29.33] | nǐ qiào qǐ nǐ qiào tún de shí hòu ràng wǒ xiǎo àn bù xià qù |
[02:32.16] | hé tán huáng wán jù yí yàng |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff shì gè zhǎng zhe yòu chǐ de wèi chéng nián yā tou |
[02:37.80] | suǒ yǐ wǒ méi néng yǒu xìng kàn dào tā de qiào tún |
[02:40.62] | wǒ xiǎng míng nián tā jiù kě yǐ ràng wǒ de dīng dīng bó qǐ lái |
[02:43.73] | rán hòu xiàng tán huáng wán jù yí yàng |
[02:45.89] | tā tiào wǔ de yàng zi jiù xiàng shì diàn de zhǔ lì xiǎo jiě |
[02:48.22] | zài MV lǐ biǎo xiàn de hěn yòu rén, bìng shuō zhe: |
[02:51.05] | " wǒ xū yào yí gè nán péng yǒu"" zhēn qiǎo, wǒ de míng zì jiào JoJo" |
[02:53.91] | jǐng chá yòu chū mò le:" bù xǔ dòng!" |
[02:55.27] | dàn wǒ hái zài wán ér wǒ de tán huáng wán jù |
[02:57.31] | shén me yì sī? hái lái? bù yuē, shū shū, wǒ men bù yuē |
[02:58.69] | nǐ ná wǒ de diàn nǎo hé yào shi gàn má? wǒ de diàn nǎo méi yǒu cāng lǎo shī |
[03:01.92] | bù rú nǐ cháng cháng wǒ de bǐng gān ba? jǐng chá shū shū, chī chī kàn |
[03:06.06] | hái yǒu wǒ zuò le zhèi xiē yē sū guǒ zhī, hē yī bēi ba |
[03:08.92] | méi yǒu rén néng táo zǒu wǒ de shǒu zhǎng xīn, bāo kuò wǒ zì jǐ |
[03:11.94] | wǒ xiàn zài dōu bù zhī dào fān yì huì bú huì shěn hé" xiǎo""" zhī lèi de cí yǔ |
[03:15.27] | bù guò zhè yòu bú shì hé xié bǎn běn, wǒ hái shì xiě le shǎng qù |
[03:17.51] | Janet, wǒ kàn dào nǐ zǒu guāng le, wǒ kàn dào nǐ de dà le |
[03:20.35] | āi yā āi yā, duì bù qǐ, wǒ kāi wán xiào de |
[03:23.07] | wǒ kāi wán xiào tài guò fèn le, wǒ xiǎng wǒ dé gǎn jǐn táo mìng |
[03:26.37] | wǒ zuān jìn le zhí shēng fēi jī, suǒ yǒu rén gǔn dàn |
[03:29.01] | dōu pā xià, wǒ bù zài shì wán ǒu gǒu le, wǒ xiàn zài shì a nuò dé shī wǎ xīn gé! |
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