The Real Slim Shady 歌词
| 歌曲 | The Real Slim Shady |
| 歌手 | Eminem |
| 专辑 | Curtain Call |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We're going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) |
| [00:28.570] | It's the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don't they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream) |
| [02:14.320] | I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I've been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don't give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I'm only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it (rip) |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don't give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:28.570] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.320] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:28.570] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.320] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
| [00:03.710] | 请大家听好了~~！ |
| [00:07.200] | 请大家听好了~~！ |
| [00:09.680] | 请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！ |
| [00:13.70] | 我再重复：请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！ |
| [00:17.710] | 我们遇到一个麻烦 |
| [00:19.430] | 你们一个个都表现得象是头一回见到白人一样 |
| [00:21.740] | 下巴都贴到地上了（形容十分惊讶） 就好象 Pam 一样，看见 Tommy 突然冲进门来 |
| [00:24.460] | 然后他开始越来越疯狂地追逐她的屁股 |
| [00:26.280] | 其实之前他们已经离婚了,他把她扔（抛弃）得老远 |
| [00:28.570] | 这是XX的回归（XX是什么还没说出来就被打断） |
| [00:29.570] | “啊~等等，不能等了，你在开玩笑吧,他说的并不是我认为他做过的事 是吗？” |
| [00:33.670] | 接下来 Dr.Dre说... |
| [00:35.80] | 白痴！什么也没说！Dr.Dre早就死了 他的尸体被我锁在地下室了！哈哈！ |
| [00:38.310] | 女权主义的娘们特别“喜爱” Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | 老是七嘴八舌的谈论着 Slim Shady |
| [00:42.290] | “我讨厌他，你瞧瞧他那小样儿~走来走去地，手里抓着他那个...你知道是啥东东 |
| [00:44.750] | 朝着...你知道是谁...抖来抖去（另外一个娘们说：）“没错，可是他挺帅~！” |
| [00:47.140] | 是的，我也许真的脑袋里缺了两颗螺丁（指精神不太正常） |
| [00:49.530] | 但至少比你父母卧室里发生的那些事情要正常一点（隐约听见SM的声音 |
| [00:51.870] | 有时，我真想在电视上撒撒野 |
| [00:54.200] | 但可惜做不到，不过 Tom Green 那家伙和一只驼鹿尸体做爱这件事还是挺酷的 |
| [00:56.430] | 我的屁股就在你嘴边，我的屁股就在你嘴边 |
| [00:58.690] | 如果我够幸运的话你可以亲它一小口 |
| [01:00.990] | 这就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的讯息 |
| [01:03.200] | 并且期望他们永远不知道女人的阴DI是啥玩意 |
| [01:05.530] | 可是他们总有一天会知道什么是性交 |
| [01:07.350] | 顺便还会在这方面得高分 |
| [01:08.650] | 他们看《探索》频道，不是吗？ |
| [01:10.490] | “我们都不过是哺乳动物”（《探索》节目的经典台词） |
| [01:13.380] | 没错，有的还是食人动物呢~这些食人动物把其他的人切开就象切开羚羊一样 |
| [01:15.240] | 但是既然我们可以和动物尸体以及羚羊爱爱 |
| [01:17.320] | 那么就没有理由不准一个男人和另外一个男人私奔 |
| [01:19.760] | 可是只要你和我有一样的感受，我就有个建议 |
| [01:21.870] | 女士们挥舞起你们的连袜裤，高唱着段副歌，这就开始了！ |
| [01:24.220] | 我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [01:25.20] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [01:26.270] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！ |
| [01:28.580] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [01:29.840] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [01:33.150] | 因为我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [01:34.190] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [01:35.310] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [01:37.580] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗 |
| [01:39.9] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith为了多卖几张唱片就不敢在他的说唱里骂人 |
| [01:44.690] | 可我不怕，所以去他的！同时也艹你们！ |
| [01:47.50] | 你们以为我对一座葛莱美奖有兴趣吗？ |
| [01:48.750] | 你们这些评论家有一半都受不了我，对我避之惟恐不及 |
| [01:50.630] | （记者问：）“可是 Slim ，要是你真得奖了怎么办？不是很不可思议吗？” |
| [01:53.800] | 有啥不可思议的？到时候你们这些家伙正好可以撒个谎把我给骗到这儿来 |
| [01:55.910] | 于是你们就可以安排我坐在“小甜甜”的旁边 |
| [01:58.280] | 玛德，我才不要呢！最好让 Christina Aguilera 来跟我换换位置 |
| [02:00.540] | 那样我就能坐在 Carson Daly 和 Fred Durst 的旁边 |
| [02:02.860] | 就能听见他们争论着到底 Christina Aguilera 先和谁咬 |
| [02:05.180] | 小贱人，在MTV上惹毛了我 |
| [02:07.400] | “是的，他很帅，但是我认为他已经和 Kim 结过婚了，嗬嗬” |
| [02:09.690] | 我真应该把她的歌下载到MP3上 |
| [02:11.960] | 然后向全世界展示你是如何让 Eminem 染上性病的（呕吐声 |
| [02:14.320] | 我讨厌你们这些小姑娘和小男孩团体，你们成天就知道惹我恶心 |
| [02:17.490] | 所以我被派到这里来消灭你们 |
| [02:19.410] | 而且我们之中有无数的人和我一样 |
| [02:21.240] | 他们象我一样地骂人 |
| [02:22.110] | 象我一样地不在乎 |
| [02:23.520] | 象我一样的穿着、 |
| [02:24.410] | 走路、说话和行动 |
| [02:25.790] | 并且有望成为继我之后的最好的东西， |
| [02:27.470] | 只是成不了100%的我 |
| [02:28.380] | 我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [02:29.260] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [02:30.329] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [02:32.850] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [02:34.60] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [02:37.440] | 因为我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [02:38.530] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [02:39.750] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [02:42.70] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [02:43.300] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [02:46.510] | 听我唱歌就好比进行一次大脑旅行 |
| [02:48.0] | 因为我只会给你讲一些 |
| [02:49.40] | 你和你的朋友只敢在私人客厅里作为笑谈的东西 |
| [02:51.520] | 唯一的不同是我拥有在你们大家面前说出来的机会 |
| [02:54.410] | 而且我不会说谎也不会给它们加上糖衣（修饰以使其听起来顺耳） |
| [02:56.500] | 我不过是对着麦克风然后直接吐出来罢了 |
| [02:58.50] | 不管你承不承认（呕吐声） |
| [02:59.290] | 我无疑比90%的说唱艺人放屁放得更响亮 |
| [03:02.360] | 接下来你想知道为什么小朋友们痴迷我的专辑就好象依赖安定一样 |
| [03:05.780] | 这还真好笑，因为照我现在这个样子发展下去的话，当我30岁的时候 |
| [03:07.480] | 我会成为独一无二的在疗养院耍流氓的人 |
| [03:09.830] | 当我和 Jergens 一起打灰机的时候一边还捏护士们的屁股 |
| [03:12.580] | 而且我抽筋时这整包Viagra（药）都不起作用 |
| [03:14.400] | 在每个人体内都潜伏了一个 Slim Shady |
| [03:16.480] | 他会在你吃汉堡时发作，在你的洋葱圈上吐口水 |
| [03:19.250] | 或者开着车在停车场不停地转圈圈， |
| [03:20.720] | 还一边叫喊着“I don't give a fuck” |
| [03:22.79] | 而且车窗、车盖都敞开着的 |
| [03:23.800] | 那么真正的 Shady 请站起来吧 |
| [03:25.740] | 然后双手高举中指 |
| [03:27.940] | 并且骄傲地丧失理智 |
| [03:30.420] | 好好地再唱一遍副歌，用你吃奶的力气，是咋唱的来着？ |
| [03:32.829] | 我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [03:33.510] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [03:34.700] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [03:37.160] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [03:38.590] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [03:41.770] | 因为我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [03:42.800] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [03:43.970] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [03:46.220] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [03:47.700] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [03:51.40] | 我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [03:52.30] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [03:53.160] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [03:55.570] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [03:56.930] | 请起立！请起立！ |
| [04:00.130] | 因为我就是 Slim Shady ， |
| [04:01.230] | 没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady |
| [04:02.410] | 你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的 |
| [04:04.650] | 那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！ |
| [04:06.110] | 请起立！请起立！ |
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