The Real Slim Shady

歌曲 The Real Slim Shady
歌手 Eminem
专辑 Curtain Call

歌词

[00:03.710] May I have your attention please
[00:07.200] May I have your attention please
[00:09.680] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:13.70] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.710] We're going to have a problem here
[00:19.430] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.740] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.460] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:26.280] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:28.570] It's the return of the
[00:29.570] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:33.670] And Dr Dre said
[00:35.80] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:38.310] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:39.880] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:42.290] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:44.750] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:47.140] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.530] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:51.870] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:54.200] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.430] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:58.690] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.990] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:03.200] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:05.530] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.350] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:08.650] they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:10.490] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:13.380] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:15.240] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:17.320] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.760] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:21.870] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:24.220] I'm Slim Shady
[01:25.20] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:26.270] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.580] So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:29.840] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:33.150] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:34.190] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:35.310] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.580] So won't the real Slim shady
[01:39.9] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:42.229] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:44.690] Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:47.50] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:48.750] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.630] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:53.800] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:55.910] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:58.280] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.540] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.860] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:05.180] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.400] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:09.690] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:11.960] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)
[02:14.320] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:17.490] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:19.410] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:21.240] Who cuss like me
[02:22.110] Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:23.520] Who dress like me
[02:24.410] Walk talk and act like me
[02:25.790] It just might be the next best thing
[02:27.470] But not quite me
[02:28.380] I'm Slim Shady
[02:29.260] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:30.329] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.850] So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:34.60] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:37.440] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:38.530] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.750] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:42.70] So won't the real Slim shady
[02:43.300] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:46.510] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:48.0] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:49.40] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:51.520] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:54.410] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:56.500] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:58.50] And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:59.290] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:02.360] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:05.780] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:07.480] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:09.830] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:12.580] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:14.400] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
[03:16.480] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:19.250] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:20.720] screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:22.79] With his windows down and system up
[03:23.800] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.740] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:27.940] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:30.420] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:32.829] I'm Slim Shady
[03:33.510] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.700] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:37.160] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:38.590] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:41.770] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:42.800] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.970] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:46.220] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:47.700] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:51.40] I'm Slim Shady
[03:52.30] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:53.160] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.570] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:56.930] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:00.130] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:01.230] Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:02.410] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:04.650] So won't the real Slim shady
[04:06.110] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:09.280]

歌词大意

[00:03.710] qǐng dà jiā tīng hǎo le!
[00:07.200] qǐng dà jiā tīng hǎo le!
[00:09.680] qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady qǐ lì!
[00:13.70] wǒ zài chóng fù : qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady qǐ lì!
[00:17.710] wǒ men yù dào yí gè má fán
[00:19.430] nǐ men yí gè gè dōu biǎo xiàn dé xiàng shì tóu yī huí jiàn dào bái rén yī yàng
[00:21.740] xià ba dōu tiē dào dì shàng le xíng róng shí fēn jīng yà jiù hǎo xiàng Pam yī yàng, kàn jiàn Tommy tū rán chōng jìn mén lái
[00:24.460] rán hòu tā kāi shǐ yuè lái yuè fēng kuáng dì zhuī zhú tā de pì gu
[00:26.280] qí shí zhī qián tā men yǐ jīng lí hūn le, tā bǎ tā rēng pāo qì dé lǎo yuǎn
[00:28.570] zhè shì XX de huí guī XX shì shén me hái méi shuō chū lái jiù bèi dǎ duàn
[00:29.570] " a děng děng, bù néng děng le, nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ba, tā shuō de bìng bú shì wǒ rèn wéi tā zuò guò de shì shì ma? "
[00:33.670] jiē xià lai Dr. Dre shuō. . .
[00:35.80] bái chī! shén me yě méi shuō! Dr. Dre zǎo jiù sǐ le tā de shī tǐ bèi wǒ suǒ zài dì xià shì le! hā hā!
[00:38.310] nǚ quán zhǔ yì de niáng men tè bié " xǐ ài " Eminem
[00:39.880] lǎo shi qī zuǐ bā shé de tán lùn zhe Slim Shady
[00:42.290] " wǒ tǎo yàn tā, nǐ qiáo qiáo tā nà xiǎo yàng er zǒu lái zǒu qù dì, shǒu lǐ zhuā zhe tā nà gè. . . nǐ zhī dào shì shá dōng dōng
[00:44.750] cháo zhe. . . nǐ zhī dào shì shuí. . . dǒu lái dǒu qù lìng wài yí gè niáng men shuō :" méi cuò, kě shì tā tǐng shuài! "
[00:47.140] shì de, wǒ yě xǔ zhēn de nǎo dai lǐ quē le liǎng kē luó dīng zhǐ jīng shén bù tài zhèng cháng
[00:49.530] dàn zhì shǎo bǐ nǐ fù mǔ wò shì lǐ fā shēng de nèi xiē shì qing yào zhèng cháng yì diǎn yǐn yuē tīng jiàn SM de shēng yīn
[00:51.870] yǒu shí, wǒ zhēn xiǎng zài diàn shì shàng sā sā yě
[00:54.200] dàn kě xī zuò bú dào, bù guò Tom Green nà jiā huo hé yī zhī tuó lù shī tǐ zuò ài zhè jiàn shì hái shì tǐng kù de
[00:56.430] wǒ de pì gu jiù zài nǐ zuǐ biān, wǒ de pì gu jiù zài nǐ zuǐ biān
[00:58.690] rú guǒ wǒ gòu xìng yùn de huà nǐ kě yǐ qīn tā yī xiǎo kǒu
[01:00.990] zhè jiù shì wǒ men xiǎng yào guàn shū gěi xiǎo péng you de xùn xī
[01:03.200] bìng qiě qī wàng tā men yǒng yuǎn bù zhī dào nǚ rén de yīn DI shì shá wán yì
[01:05.530] kě shì tā men zǒng yǒu yì tiān huì zhī dào shén me shì xìng jiāo
[01:07.350] shùn biàn hái huì zài zhè fāng miàn dé gāo fēn
[01:08.650] tā men kàn tàn suǒ pín dào, bú shì ma?
[01:10.490] " wǒ men dōu bù guò shì bǔ rǔ dòng wù " tàn suǒ jié mù dì jīng diǎn tái cí
[01:13.380] méi cuò, yǒu de hái shì shí rén dòng wù ne zhè xiē shí rén dòng wù bǎ qí tā de rén qiè kāi jiù xiàng qiè kāi líng yáng yī yàng
[01:15.240] dàn shì jì rán wǒ men kě yǐ hé dòng wù shī tǐ yǐ jí líng yáng ài ai
[01:17.320] nà me jiù méi yǒu lǐ yóu bù zhǔn yí gè nán rén hé lìng wài yí gè nán rén sī bēn
[01:19.760] kě shì zhǐ yào nǐ hé wǒ yǒu yī yàng de gǎn shòu, wǒ jiù yǒu gè jiàn yì
[01:21.870] nǚ shì men huī wǔ qǐ nǐ men de lián wà kù, gāo chàng zhe duàn fù gē, zhè jiù kāi shǐ le!
[01:24.220] wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[01:25.20] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[01:26.270] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de!
[01:28.580] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[01:29.840] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[01:33.150] yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[01:34.190] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[01:35.310] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[01:37.580] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma
[01:39.9] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[01:42.229] Will Smith wèi le duō mài jǐ zhāng chàng piàn jiù bù gǎn zài tā de shuō chàng lǐ mà rén
[01:44.690] kě wǒ bù pà, suǒ yǐ qù tā de! tóng shí yě cǎo nǐ men!
[01:47.50] nǐ men yǐ wéi wǒ duì yī zuò gě lái měi jiǎng yǒu xìng qù ma?
[01:48.750] nǐ men zhè xiē píng lùn jiā yǒu yí bàn dōu shòu bù liǎo wǒ, duì wǒ bì zhī wéi kǒng bù jí
[01:50.630] jì zhě wèn :" kě shì Slim, yào shì nǐ zhēn dé jiǎng le zěn me bàn? bú shì hěn bù kě sī yì ma? "
[01:53.800] yǒu shá bù kě sī yì de? dào shí hou nǐ men zhè xiē jiā huo zhèng hǎo kě yǐ sǎ gè huǎng bǎ wǒ gěi piàn dào zhè ér lái
[01:55.910] yú shì nǐ men jiù kě yǐ ān pái wǒ zuò zài " xiǎo tián tián " de páng biān
[01:58.280] mǎ dé, wǒ cái bú yào ne! zuì hǎo ràng Christina Aguilera lái gēn wǒ huàn huàn wèi zhi
[02:00.540] nà yàng wǒ jiù néng zuò zài Carson Daly hé Fred Durst de páng biān
[02:02.860] jiù néng tīng jiàn tā men zhēng lùn zhe dào dǐ Christina Aguilera xiān hé shuí yǎo
[02:05.180] xiǎo jiàn rén, zài MTV shàng rě máo le wǒ
[02:07.400] " shì de, tā hěn shuài, dàn shì wǒ rèn wéi tā yǐ jīng hé Kim jié guò hūn le, hē hē "
[02:09.690] wǒ zhēn yīng gāi bǎ tā de gē xià zǎi dào MP3 shàng
[02:11.960] rán hòu xiàng quán shì jiè zhǎn shì nǐ shì rú hé ràng Eminem rǎn shàng xìng bìng de ǒu tù shēng
[02:14.320] wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ men zhè xiē xiǎo gū niang hé xiǎo nán hái tuán tǐ, nǐ men chéng tiān jiù zhī dào rě wǒ ě xīn
[02:17.490] suǒ yǐ wǒ bèi pài dào zhè lǐ lái xiāo miè nǐ men
[02:19.410] ér qiě wǒ men zhī zhōng yǒu wú shù de rén hé wǒ yī yàng
[02:21.240] tā men xiàng wǒ yī yàng dì mà rén
[02:22.110] xiàng wǒ yī yàng dì bù zài hu
[02:23.520] xiàng wǒ yī yàng de chuān zhe
[02:24.410] zǒu lù shuō huà hé xíng dòng
[02:25.790] bìng qiě yǒu wàng chéng wéi jì wǒ zhī hòu de zuì hǎo de dōng xī,
[02:27.470] zhǐ shì chéng bù liǎo 100 de wǒ
[02:28.380] wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[02:29.260] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[02:30.329] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[02:32.850] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[02:34.60] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[02:37.440] yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[02:38.530] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[02:39.750] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[02:42.70] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[02:43.300] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[02:46.510] tīng wǒ chàng gē jiù hǎo bǐ jìn xíng yī cì dà nǎo lǚ xíng
[02:48.0] yīn wèi wǒ zhǐ huì gěi nǐ jiǎng yī xiē
[02:49.40] nǐ hé nǐ de péng you zhǐ gǎn zài sī rén kè tīng lǐ zuò wéi xiào tán de dōng xī
[02:51.520] wéi yī de bù tóng shì wǒ yōng yǒu zài nǐ men dà jiā miàn qián shuō chū lái de jī huì
[02:54.410] ér qiě wǒ bú huì shuō huǎng yě bú huì gěi tā men jiā shàng táng yī xiū shì yǐ shǐ qí tīng qi lai shùn ěr
[02:56.500] wǒ bù guò shì duì zhe mài kè fēng rán hòu zhí jiē tǔ chū lái bà le
[02:58.50] bù guǎn nǐ chéng bù chéng rèn ǒu tù shēng
[02:59.290] wǒ wú yí bǐ 90 de shuō chàng yì rén fàng pì fàng dé gèng xiǎng liàng
[03:02.360] jiē xià lai nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wèi shí me xiǎo péng you men chī mí wǒ de zhuān jí jiù hǎo xiàng yī lài ān dìng yī yàng
[03:05.780] zhè hái zhēn hǎo xiào, yīn wèi zhào wǒ xiàn zài zhè gè yàng zi fā zhǎn xià qù de huà, dāng wǒ 30 suì de shí hou
[03:07.480] wǒ huì chéng wéi dú yī wú èr de zài liáo yǎng yuàn shuǎ liú máng de rén
[03:09.830] dāng wǒ hé Jergens yì qǐ dǎ huī jī de shí hou yī biān hái niē hù shi men de pì gu
[03:12.580] ér qiě wǒ chōu jīn shí zhè zhěng bāo Viagra yào dōu bù qǐ zuò yòng
[03:14.400] zài měi ge rén tǐ nèi dōu qián fú le yí gè Slim Shady
[03:16.480] tā huì zài nǐ chī hàn bǎo shí fā zuò, zài nǐ de yáng cōng quān shàng tù kǒu shuǐ
[03:19.250] huò zhě kāi zhe chē zài tíng chē chǎng bù tíng dì zhuàn quān quan,
[03:20.720] hái yī biān jiào hǎn zhe " I don' t give a fuck"
[03:22.79] ér qiě chē chuāng chē gài dōu chǎng kāi zhe de
[03:23.800] nà me zhēn zhèng de Shady qǐng zhàn qǐ lai ba
[03:25.740] rán hòu shuāng shǒu gāo jǔ zhōng zhǐ
[03:27.940] bìng qiě jiāo ào dì sàng shī lǐ zhì
[03:30.420] hǎo hǎo dì zài chàng yī biàn fù gē, yòng nǐ chī nǎi de lì qi, shì zǎ chàng de lái zhe?
[03:32.829] wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[03:33.510] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[03:34.700] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[03:37.160] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[03:38.590] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[03:41.770] yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[03:42.800] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[03:43.970] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[03:46.220] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[03:47.700] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[03:51.40] wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[03:52.30] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[03:53.160] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[03:55.570] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[03:56.930] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!
[04:00.130] yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì Slim Shady,
[04:01.230] méi cuò, wǒ cái shì zhēn zhèng de Shady
[04:02.410] nǐ men suǒ yǒu qí tā de Slim Shady men dōu shì mào pái de
[04:04.650] nà me zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady hái bù kuài qǐ lì ma!
[04:06.110] qǐng qǐ lì! qǐng qǐ lì!