| [00:02.0] | Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. |
| [00:04.899] | Fed up with life and the way things are going, |
| [00:07.0] | he decides to rob a liquor store. |
| [00:09.0] | ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") |
| [00:09.799] | But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. |
| [00:13.300] | And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... |
| [00:17.300] | Alright, stop! (Huh?) |
| [00:17.700] | Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store |
| [00:20.300] | and try to get money out the drawer |
| [00:22.300] | You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) |
| [00:24.300] | I'm your mother****in conscience |
| [00:26.300] | That's nonsense! |
| [00:27.300] | Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs |
| [00:30.300] | And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs |
| [00:33.300] | Tell her you need a place to stay |
| [00:34.300] | You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade |
| [00:38.300] | Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to |
| [00:40.300] | The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you |
| [00:43.300] | Think about it before you walk in the door first |
| [00:45.300] | Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns |
| [00:48.300] | **** that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! |
| [00:51.300] | Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? |
| [00:53.300] | Why you give a **** if she dies? Are you that bitch? |
| [00:56.300] | Do you really think she gives a **** if you have kids? |
| [00:59.300] | Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) |
| [01:01.300] | Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) |
| [01:04.300] | Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you |
| [01:07.300] | (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) |
| [01:11.300] | ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") |
| [01:15.300] | ("Look baby..") |
| [01:17.300] | ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") |
| [01:19.300] | Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") |
| [01:21.300] | After meeting a young girl at a rave party, |
| [01:23.300] | things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. |
| [01:26.300] | Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") |
| [01:30.100] | Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek |
| [01:32.600] | and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink |
| [01:35.300] | Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. |
| [01:38.300] | (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old |
| [01:41.300] | You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) |
| [01:44.300] | Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) |
| [01:47.0] | **** this bitch right here on the spot bare |
| [01:49.300] | Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there |
| [01:52.300] | (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) |
| [01:54.300] | No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! |
| [01:57.300] | (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) |
| [01:59.300] | Man **** that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. |
| [02:09.300] | Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. |
| [02:12.300] | After coming home from a hard day's work, |
| [02:16.300] | he walks in the door of his trailer park home |
| [02:18.300] | to find his wife in bed with another man. |
| [02:22.300] | ("WHAT THE ****?!?!") |
| [02:22.399] | Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. |
| [02:26.300] | **** that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin |
| [02:28.600] | While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! |
| [02:31.300] | **** slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! |
| [02:33.300] | Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? |
| [02:36.300] | (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) |
| [02:38.300] | Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady |
| [02:41.600] | think about the baby before you get all crazy |
| [02:44.300] | Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? |
| [02:47.300] | Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? |
| [02:49.300] | That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard |
| [02:52.300] | You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! |
| [02:55.300] | What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) |
| [02:57.300] | I'ma kill you mother****er! |
| [02:59.300] | Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! |
| [03:00.300] | Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? |
| [03:02.300] | Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? |
| [03:05.300] | How in the **** you gonna tell this man not to be violent? |
| [03:08.300] | Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went |
| [03:10.300] | Been there, done that.. aw **** it... |
| [03:13.300] | What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? |
| [00:02.0] | Meet Eddie, twentythree years old. |
| [00:04.899] | Fed up with life and the way things are going, |
| [00:07.0] | he decides to rob a liquor store. |
| [00:09.0] | " I can' t take this no more, I can' t take it no more homes" |
| [00:09.799] | But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. |
| [00:13.300] | And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... |
| [00:17.300] | Alright, stop! Huh? |
| [00:17.700] | Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store |
| [00:20.300] | and try to get money out the drawer |
| [00:22.300] | You better think of the consequence But who are you? |
| [00:24.300] | I' m your mother in conscience |
| [00:26.300] | That' s nonsense! |
| [00:27.300] | Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt' s cribs |
| [00:30.300] | And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs |
| [00:33.300] | Tell her you need a place to stay |
| [00:34.300] | You' ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade |
| [00:38.300] | Yeah but if it all goes through like it' s supposed to |
| [00:40.300] | The whole neighborhood knows you and they' ll expose you |
| [00:43.300] | Think about it before you walk in the door first |
| [00:45.300] | Look at the store clerk, she' s older than George Burns |
| [00:48.300] | that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! |
| [00:51.300] | Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? |
| [00:53.300] | Why you give a if she dies? Are you that bitch? |
| [00:56.300] | Do you really think she gives a if you have kids? |
| [00:59.300] | Man, don' t do it, it' s not worth it to risk it! You' re right! |
| [01:01.300] | Not over this shit Stop! Drop the biscuit I will! |
| [01:04.300] | Don' t even listen to Slim yo, he' s bad for you |
| [01:07.300] | You know what Dre? I don' t like your attitude.. |
| [01:11.300] | " It' s alright c' mon, just come in here for a minute" |
| [01:15.300] | " Look baby.." |
| [01:17.300] | " Yo, it' s gonna be alright, right?" |
| [01:19.300] | Meet Stan, twentyone years old. " Give me a kiss!" |
| [01:21.300] | After meeting a young girl at a rave party, |
| [01:23.300] | things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. |
| [01:26.300] | Once again, his conscience comes into play... " Shit!" |
| [01:30.100] | Now listen to me, while you' re kissin her cheek |
| [01:32.600] | and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink |
| [01:35.300] | Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch' s earlobe.. |
| [01:38.300] | Yo! This girl' s only fifteen years old |
| [01:41.300] | You shouldn' t take advantage of her, that' s not fair |
| [01:44.300] | Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? Uh huh! |
| [01:47.0] | this bitch right here on the spot bare |
| [01:49.300] | Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there |
| [01:52.300] | Man, ain' t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_? |
| [01:54.300] | No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! |
| [01:57.300] | Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? |
| [01:59.300] | Man that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. |
| [02:09.300] | Meet Grady, a twentynine year old construction worker. |
| [02:12.300] | After coming home from a hard day' s work, |
| [02:16.300] | he walks in the door of his trailer park home |
| [02:18.300] | to find his wife in bed with another man. |
| [02:22.300] | " WHAT THE ?!?!" |
| [02:22.399] | Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. |
| [02:26.300] | that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin |
| [02:28.600] | While you at work she' s with some dude tryin to get off?! |
| [02:31.300] | slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH' S HEAD OFF!!! |
| [02:33.300] | Wait! What if there' s an explanation for this shit? |
| [02:36.300] | What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?! |
| [02:38.300] | Alright Shady, maybe he' s right Grady |
| [02:41.600] | think about the baby before you get all crazy |
| [02:44.300] | Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? |
| [02:47.300] | Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? |
| [02:49.300] | That' s what I did, be smart, don' t be a retard |
| [02:52.300] | You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! |
| [02:55.300] | What' chu say? What' s wrong? Didn' t think I' d remember? |
| [02:57.300] | I' ma kill you mother er! |
| [02:59.300] | Uhhhaahh! Temper temper! |
| [03:00.300] | Mr. Dre? Mr. N. W. A.? |
| [03:02.300] | Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y' all better make way? |
| [03:05.300] | How in the you gonna tell this man not to be violent? |
| [03:08.300] | Cause he don' t need to go the same route that I went |
| [03:10.300] | Been there, done that.. aw it... |
| [03:13.300] | What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where' s your gun at? |
| [00:02.0] | Meet Eddie, twentythree years old. |
| [00:04.899] | Fed up with life and the way things are going, |
| [00:07.0] | he decides to rob a liquor store. |
| [00:09.0] | " I can' t take this no more, I can' t take it no more homes" |
| [00:09.799] | But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. |
| [00:13.300] | And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... |
| [00:17.300] | Alright, stop! Huh? |
| [00:17.700] | Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store |
| [00:20.300] | and try to get money out the drawer |
| [00:22.300] | You better think of the consequence But who are you? |
| [00:24.300] | I' m your mother in conscience |
| [00:26.300] | That' s nonsense! |
| [00:27.300] | Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt' s cribs |
| [00:30.300] | And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs |
| [00:33.300] | Tell her you need a place to stay |
| [00:34.300] | You' ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade |
| [00:38.300] | Yeah but if it all goes through like it' s supposed to |
| [00:40.300] | The whole neighborhood knows you and they' ll expose you |
| [00:43.300] | Think about it before you walk in the door first |
| [00:45.300] | Look at the store clerk, she' s older than George Burns |
| [00:48.300] | that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! |
| [00:51.300] | Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? |
| [00:53.300] | Why you give a if she dies? Are you that bitch? |
| [00:56.300] | Do you really think she gives a if you have kids? |
| [00:59.300] | Man, don' t do it, it' s not worth it to risk it! You' re right! |
| [01:01.300] | Not over this shit Stop! Drop the biscuit I will! |
| [01:04.300] | Don' t even listen to Slim yo, he' s bad for you |
| [01:07.300] | You know what Dre? I don' t like your attitude.. |
| [01:11.300] | " It' s alright c' mon, just come in here for a minute" |
| [01:15.300] | " Look baby.." |
| [01:17.300] | " Yo, it' s gonna be alright, right?" |
| [01:19.300] | Meet Stan, twentyone years old. " Give me a kiss!" |
| [01:21.300] | After meeting a young girl at a rave party, |
| [01:23.300] | things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. |
| [01:26.300] | Once again, his conscience comes into play... " Shit!" |
| [01:30.100] | Now listen to me, while you' re kissin her cheek |
| [01:32.600] | and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink |
| [01:35.300] | Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch' s earlobe.. |
| [01:38.300] | Yo! This girl' s only fifteen years old |
| [01:41.300] | You shouldn' t take advantage of her, that' s not fair |
| [01:44.300] | Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? Uh huh! |
| [01:47.0] | this bitch right here on the spot bare |
| [01:49.300] | Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there |
| [01:52.300] | Man, ain' t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_? |
| [01:54.300] | No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! |
| [01:57.300] | Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? |
| [01:59.300] | Man that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. |
| [02:09.300] | Meet Grady, a twentynine year old construction worker. |
| [02:12.300] | After coming home from a hard day' s work, |
| [02:16.300] | he walks in the door of his trailer park home |
| [02:18.300] | to find his wife in bed with another man. |
| [02:22.300] | " WHAT THE ?!?!" |
| [02:22.399] | Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. |
| [02:26.300] | that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin |
| [02:28.600] | While you at work she' s with some dude tryin to get off?! |
| [02:31.300] | slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH' S HEAD OFF!!! |
| [02:33.300] | Wait! What if there' s an explanation for this shit? |
| [02:36.300] | What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?! |
| [02:38.300] | Alright Shady, maybe he' s right Grady |
| [02:41.600] | think about the baby before you get all crazy |
| [02:44.300] | Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? |
| [02:47.300] | Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? |
| [02:49.300] | That' s what I did, be smart, don' t be a retard |
| [02:52.300] | You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! |
| [02:55.300] | What' chu say? What' s wrong? Didn' t think I' d remember? |
| [02:57.300] | I' ma kill you mother er! |
| [02:59.300] | Uhhhaahh! Temper temper! |
| [03:00.300] | Mr. Dre? Mr. N. W. A.? |
| [03:02.300] | Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y' all better make way? |
| [03:05.300] | How in the you gonna tell this man not to be violent? |
| [03:08.300] | Cause he don' t need to go the same route that I went |
| [03:10.300] | Been there, done that.. aw it... |
| [03:13.300] | What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where' s your gun at? |
| [00:02.0] | 某某艾迪，今年二十三岁 |
| [00:04.899] | 满足于当下苟且的生活 |
| [00:07.0] | 这次，他要去**一家贩酒店 |
| [00:09.0] | （“我体内的洪荒之力要爆发了，这次不能在空手而归了”） |
| [00:09.799] | 但就在他进店的时候，他突然动了心 |
| [00:13.300] | 就在这时，他的良心跳了出来..... |
| [00:17.300] | 喂，站住！（什么鬼？） |
| [00:17.700] | 你要**那家酒店，**抽屉里所有的钱是吧 |
| [00:20.300] | 不过在此之前 |
| [00:22.300] | 你最好考虑好后果（额，你谁啊你） |
| [00:24.300] | 老子是你的良心啊 |
| [00:26.300] | 简直是鬼扯 |
| [00:27.300] | 快点动手吧，抢了钱完事儿了就躲到你某个姨妈家里 |
| [00:30.300] | 借条裙子，借顶金色的假发 |
| [00:33.300] | 告诉她你要避一阵风头 |
| [00:34.300] | 再把腿毛挂了就万事大吉了 |
| [00:38.300] | 嗯，这是你本应该有的计划 |
| [00:40.300] | 不过你当邻居们都是傻子啊，他们都认识你，他们会报警的 |
| [00:43.300] | 所以你最好三思而后行 |
| [00:45.300] | 你看看那个收银员，比老乔治还老啊（美国喜剧演员） |
| [00:48.300] | 别听他瞎说！快动手啊！一枪爆了她！ |
| [00:51.300] | 此等天赐良机岂能错过？你自己都快穷死了不是吗？ |
| [00:53.300] | 这么在意她的死活干嘛？你是个圣母婊吗？ |
| [00:56.300] | 你觉得她会在乎你有孩子要养活？ |
| [00:59.300] | 哥们儿，**有风险，回头便是岸啊！（你说的对啊！） |
| [01:01.300] | 别干这行了（哦漏！）把饼干放回去吧（我这就去！） |
| [01:04.300] | 别听痞子姆瞎说，他在害你 |
| [01:07.300] | （Dre，拆我台就是你的不对了） |
| [01:11.300] | （“没事的，进来吧，就一会儿”） |
| [01:15.300] | （“听着，北鼻”） |
| [01:17.300] | （“一会儿就完事儿了，没事的”） |
| [01:19.300] | 某某Stan，今年二十一岁（“给我一个吻~”） |
| [01:21.300] | 在某个狂欢趴遇到了一个年轻的女孩 |
| [01:23.300] | 看来在二楼卧室这一炮是打定了 |
| [01:26.300] | 又来了，他的良心突然跳了出来...（“我勒个擦”） |
| [01:30.100] | 嘿，听我说，在你正亲她脸 |
| [01:32.600] | 弄花她口红的时候，我给她酒里下了药 |
| [01:35.300] | 现在水到渠成，你只要咬咬她的耳垂她就沦陷了 |
| [01:38.300] | （喂！她才十五岁， |
| [01:41.300] | 你不能把她骗上床，这样做是不对滴） |
| [01:44.300] | 你看她，她还是个**不是吗？（嗯呐！） |
| [01:47.0] | 这么棒的妞儿你还废什么话啊 |
| [01:49.300] | （这句太黄暴，不翻了(╯﹏╰)） |
| [01:52.300] | （嘿，你看过青春期电影Kids吗？） |
| [01:54.300] | 那是什么鬼，哥哥我只在SunDooniest看色情小说 |
| [01:57.300] | （妈蛋，你这么搞下去会坐牢的） |
| [01:59.300] | 去你妹的吧，先让我翻云覆雨爽完再说吧 |
| [02:09.300] | 某某格雷迪，一个二十九岁的建筑工 |
| [02:12.300] | 工作了一天都快累成葛优瘫了 |
| [02:16.300] | 终于回到那个拖车做成的家 |
| [02:18.300] | 结果发现他媳妇在床上和另一个男人乱搞（《八英里》情节有没有！） |
| [02:22.300] | （“搞什么飞机啊？！？！”） |
| [02:22.399] | 好了，事已至此，但还是要冷静，深呼吸 |
| [02:26.300] | 冷静个狗屁，你刚逮到你媳妇儿和另一个人偷情呢 |
| [02:28.600] | 你工作累得要死，结果这两个人倒是快活 |
| [02:31.300] | 受不鸟了，去把她喉咙割了，再把头割下来 |
| [02:33.300] | 等等等等，你可以先听听人家解释啊 |
| [02:36.300] | （解释个毛？难不成她绊倒了？摔了？正好落到人家吊上了？！） |
| [02:38.300] | 好吧，这没法解释，阿姆这次说的对 |
| [02:41.600] | 不过格雷迪，在你炸毛之前想想你孩子 |
| [02:44.300] | 对！把刀收起来，想想你孩子咋办 |
| [02:47.300] | 抓住她喉咙，然后把你女儿也绑起来？ |
| [02:49.300] | 我就这么做过，你还是别犯傻 |
| [02:52.300] | 你自己想想，一个曾经对别人（D Barnes）施暴的人，他的建议靠得住吗？ |
| [02:55.300] | 你说啥？（我有说错吗？你以为我忘了？） |
| [02:57.300] | 我杀了你这个小崽子 |
| [02:59.300] | 呃呃呃，冷静冷静 |
| [03:00.300] | Dre先生？NWA先生？ |
| [03:02.300] | 那个开普敦的AK先生，“你最好给他让路”的那位？ |
| [03:05.300] | 你怎么才能让这个格雷迪用和平手段解决问题呢？ |
| [03:08.300] | 没错，他没必要走我的老路 |
| [03:10.300] | 所以他尽可以举起枪，跟随内心，不管那么多.... |
| [03:13.300] | 诶？我刚刚说到哪儿了？哦对！格雷迪，杀了这对狗男女，记得枪在哪儿吧？ |
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