| 歌曲 | Coffee Table Song |
| 歌手 | Edwyn Collins |
| 专辑 | Hope and Despair |
| 作词 : Collins | |
| What is your number? | |
| My number is zero | |
| And what is your colour? | |
| My colour is blue | |
| What is your secret? | |
| Why that would be telling | |
| Well what is your problem? | |
| My problem is you | |
| I'll turn my back on it all | |
| I'll stand, and I'll face | |
| My living room wall | |
| Well that's really something | |
| What is your star sign? | |
| You've got to be kidding | |
| Well what is the answer? | |
| I wish I knew | |
| What is the time? | |
| It's time I was leaving | |
| Why what is your problem? | |
| My problem is you | |
| Tell me something that I don't know | |
| Make it brief, to the point, like a fatal blow | |
| Since time out of mind I have loved you so | |
| There's a place I know where we both could go | |
| I would swim the seven seas | |
| I would crawl upon my knees | |
| Just to get there | |
| I would crawl upon my knees | |
| I would swim the seven seas | |
| Just to get there or be there, somewhere out there | |
| Like a fatal blow, like an open sore | |
| Like a heart that's torn in two | |
| That's really something |
| zuò cí : Collins | |
| What is your number? | |
| My number is zero | |
| And what is your colour? | |
| My colour is blue | |
| What is your secret? | |
| Why that would be telling | |
| Well what is your problem? | |
| My problem is you | |
| I' ll turn my back on it all | |
| I' ll stand, and I' ll face | |
| My living room wall | |
| Well that' s really something | |
| What is your star sign? | |
| You' ve got to be kidding | |
| Well what is the answer? | |
| I wish I knew | |
| What is the time? | |
| It' s time I was leaving | |
| Why what is your problem? | |
| My problem is you | |
| Tell me something that I don' t know | |
| Make it brief, to the point, like a fatal blow | |
| Since time out of mind I have loved you so | |
| There' s a place I know where we both could go | |
| I would swim the seven seas | |
| I would crawl upon my knees | |
| Just to get there | |
| I would crawl upon my knees | |
| I would swim the seven seas | |
| Just to get there or be there, somewhere out there | |
| Like a fatal blow, like an open sore | |
| Like a heart that' s torn in two | |
| That' s really something |