| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
| [00:02.84] | 黎暖：哦！哎哟哦豁 |
| [00:04.79] | 江晏：哦！哎哟哦豁 |
| [00:07.16] | 哈嗨嗨嘿 黑呀呀耶 |
| [00:08.99] | 黎暖：哎哟我的妈呀 |
| [00:11.61] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
| [00:12.56] | 一看长相二看穿 |
| [00:13.85] | 白天想夜里哭 |
| [00:14.99] | 做梦都想去首都 |
| [00:16.17] | 俩脚离地了 |
| [00:17.25] | 病毒就关闭了 |
| [00:18.45] | 啥都上不去了 |
| [00:19.51] | 嚎 |
| [00:20.11] | 江晏：嗷~ |
| [00:20.73] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [00:22.95] | 黎暖：吹满地 |
| [00:23.93] | 春风吹满地 |
| [00:25.19] | 江晏：中国人民真争气 |
| [00:27.46] | 黎暖：真争气 |
| [00:28.43] | 人民真争气 |
| [00:29.58] | 江晏：这个世界太疯狂 |
| [00:31.43] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [00:33.70] | 齐德隆 |
| [00:34.82] | 黎暖：齐东强 |
| [00:36.58] | 江晏：齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [00:38.81] | 江晏：记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
| [00:41.70] | 黎暖：第一场雪 |
| [00:43.10] | 江晏：比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
| [00:45.67] | 黎暖：稍晚了一些 |
| [00:47.89] | 抓牌看牌 |
| [00:50.11] | 洗牌码牌 |
| [00:52.44] | 失败 |
| [00:53.32] | 江晏：知道因为啥失败吗 |
| [00:54.78] | 真让我替你 |
| [00:55.89] | 合：感到悲哀 |
| [00:57.05] | 黎暖：不打针不吃药 |
| [00:58.20] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [00:59.29] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
| [01:00.50] | 这叫话疗 |
| [01:01.69] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [01:03.97] | 母猪的产后护理 |
| [01:05.67] | 拿错书了 |
| [01:06.50] | 江晏：粮食大丰收 |
| [01:07.31] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [01:08.37] | 百姓安居乐业 |
| [01:09.57] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [01:10.75] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [01:11.84] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [01:12.99] | 纵观世界风云 |
| [01:14.18] | 风景这边更好 |
| [01:15.27] | 黎暖：火辣辣的心呐 |
| [01:16.41] | 火辣辣的情 |
| [01:17.50] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
| [01:18.64] | 他透着心里红 |
| [01:19.83] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
| [01:20.94] | 请你多批评 |
| [01:22.06] | 江晏：精辟啥那是屁精 |
| [01:24.37] | 黎暖：改革春风吹满地 |
| [01:26.77] | 江晏：吹满地 |
| [01:27.59] | 春风吹满地 |
| [01:28.85] | 黎暖：中国人民真争气 |
| [01:31.14] | 江晏：真争气 |
| [01:32.10] | 人民真争气 |
| [01:33.15] | 黎暖：这个世界太疯狂 |
| [01:35.16] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [01:37.40] | 齐德隆 |
| [01:38.58] | 江晏：齐东强 |
| [01:40.26] | 黎暖:齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [01:42.46] | 江晏：我在意你 |
| [01:43.20] | 含糊你 |
| [01:43.79] | 伺候你 |
| [01:44.34] | 我不光怕你 |
| [01:45.44] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
| [01:47.10] | 黎暖：喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
| [01:48.18] | 亲一口老鬼 |
| [01:49.27] | 感谢TV |
| [01:50.48] | 感谢所有TV |
| [01:51.67] | 江晏：床前明月光 |
| [01:52.55] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
| [01:53.89] | 黎暖：打麻将双人床 |
| [01:54.58] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
| [01:56.15] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
| [01:57.33] | 不是他的活他要干 |
| [01:58.49] | 江晏：等等弟弟lilibalabala |
| [02:00.80] | 不打针不吃药 |
| [02:01.88] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [02:02.97] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
| [02:04.47] | 这叫话疗 |
| [02:05.40] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [02:07.65] | 母猪的产后护理 |
| [02:09.25] | 拿错书了 |
| [02:10.05] | 黎暖：粮食大丰收 |
| [02:11.03] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [02:12.07] | 百姓安居乐业 |
| [02:13.20] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [02:14.38] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [02:15.50] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [02:16.58] | 江晏：纵观世界风云 |
| [02:17.73] | 风景这边更好 |
| [02:19.55] | 合：多谢！ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
| [00:02.84] | li nuan: o! ai yo o huo |
| [00:04.79] | jiang yan: o! ai yo o huo |
| [00:07.16] | ha hai hai hei hei ya ya ye |
| [00:08.99] | li nuan: ai yo wo de ma ya |
| [00:11.61] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
| [00:12.56] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
| [00:13.85] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
| [00:14.99] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
| [00:16.17] | lia jiao li di le |
| [00:17.25] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
| [00:18.45] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
| [00:19.51] | hao |
| [00:20.11] | jiang yan: ao |
| [00:20.73] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [00:22.95] | li nuan: chui man di |
| [00:23.93] | chun feng chui man di |
| [00:25.19] | jiang yan: zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:27.46] | li nuan: zhen zheng qi |
| [00:28.43] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:29.58] | jiang yan: zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [00:31.43] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [00:33.70] | qi de long |
| [00:34.82] | li nuan: qi dong qiang |
| [00:36.58] | jiang yan: qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [00:38.81] | jiang yan: ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
| [00:41.70] | li nuan: di yi chang xue |
| [00:43.10] | jiang yan: bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:45.67] | li nuan: shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:47.89] | zhua pai kan pai |
| [00:50.11] | xi pai ma pai |
| [00:52.44] | shi bai |
| [00:53.32] | jiang yan: zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
| [00:54.78] | zhen rang wo ti ni |
| [00:55.89] | he: gan dao bei ai |
| [00:57.05] | li nuan: bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [00:58.20] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [00:59.29] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
| [01:00.50] | zhe jiao hua liao |
| [01:01.69] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [01:03.97] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [01:05.67] | na cuo shu le |
| [01:06.50] | jiang yan: liang shi da feng shou |
| [01:07.31] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [01:08.37] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [01:09.57] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [01:10.75] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [01:11.84] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [01:12.99] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [01:14.18] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [01:15.27] | li nuan: huo la la de xin na |
| [01:16.41] | huo la la de qing |
| [01:17.50] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
| [01:18.64] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
| [01:19.83] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
| [01:20.94] | qing ni duo pi ping |
| [01:22.06] | jiang yan: jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
| [01:24.37] | li nuan: gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [01:26.77] | jiang yan: chui man di |
| [01:27.59] | chun feng chui man di |
| [01:28.85] | li nuan: zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:31.14] | jiang yan: zhen zheng qi |
| [01:32.10] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:33.15] | li nuan: zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [01:35.16] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [01:37.40] | qi de long |
| [01:38.58] | jiang yan: qi dong qiang |
| [01:40.26] | li nuan: qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [01:42.46] | jiang yan: wo zai yi ni |
| [01:43.20] | han hu ni |
| [01:43.79] | ci hou ni |
| [01:44.34] | wo bu guang pa ni |
| [01:45.44] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
| [01:47.10] | li nuan: he shui bi zui rou tui |
| [01:48.18] | qin yi kou lao gui |
| [01:49.27] | gan xie TV |
| [01:50.48] | gan xie suo you TV |
| [01:51.67] | jiang yan: chuang qian ming yue guang |
| [01:52.55] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
| [01:53.89] | li nuan: da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
| [01:54.58] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
| [01:56.15] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
| [01:57.33] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
| [01:58.49] | jiang yan: deng deng di di lilibalabala |
| [02:00.80] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [02:01.88] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [02:02.97] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
| [02:04.47] | zhe jiao hua liao |
| [02:05.40] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [02:07.65] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [02:09.25] | na cuo shu le |
| [02:10.05] | li nuan: liang shi da feng shou |
| [02:11.03] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [02:12.07] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [02:13.20] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [02:14.38] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [02:15.50] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [02:16.58] | jiang yan: zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [02:17.73] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [02:19.55] | he: duo xie! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:02.84] | lí nuǎn: ó! āi yō ó huō |
| [00:04.79] | jiāng yàn: ó! āi yō ó huō |
| [00:07.16] | hā hāi hāi hēi hēi yā yā yé |
| [00:08.99] | lí nuǎn: āi yō wǒ de mā ya |
| [00:11.61] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
| [00:12.56] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
| [00:13.85] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
| [00:14.99] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
| [00:16.17] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
| [00:17.25] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
| [00:18.45] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
| [00:19.51] | háo |
| [00:20.11] | jiāng yàn: áo |
| [00:20.73] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:22.95] | lí nuǎn: chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:23.93] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:25.19] | jiāng yàn: zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:27.46] | lí nuǎn: zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:28.43] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:29.58] | jiāng yàn: zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [00:31.43] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [00:33.70] | qí dé lóng |
| [00:34.82] | lí nuǎn: qí dōng qiáng |
| [00:36.58] | jiāng yàn: qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [00:38.81] | jiāng yàn: jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:41.70] | lí nuǎn: dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:43.10] | jiāng yàn: bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:45.67] | lí nuǎn: shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:47.89] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
| [00:50.11] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
| [00:52.44] | shī bài |
| [00:53.32] | jiāng yàn: zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
| [00:54.78] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ |
| [00:55.89] | hé: gǎn dào bēi āi |
| [00:57.05] | lí nuǎn: bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [00:58.20] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [00:59.29] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
| [01:00.50] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [01:01.69] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [01:03.97] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [01:05.67] | ná cuò shū le |
| [01:06.50] | jiāng yàn: liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [01:07.31] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [01:08.37] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [01:09.57] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:10.75] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [01:11.84] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [01:12.99] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [01:14.18] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [01:15.27] | lí nuǎn: huǒ là là de xīn nà |
| [01:16.41] | huǒ là là de qíng |
| [01:17.50] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
| [01:18.64] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
| [01:19.83] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
| [01:20.94] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
| [01:22.06] | jiāng yàn: jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
| [01:24.37] | lí nuǎn: gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:26.77] | jiāng yàn: chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:27.59] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:28.85] | lí nuǎn: zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:31.14] | jiāng yàn: zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:32.10] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:33.15] | lí nuǎn: zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [01:35.16] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [01:37.40] | qí dé lóng |
| [01:38.58] | jiāng yàn: qí dōng qiáng |
| [01:40.26] | lí nuǎn: qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [01:42.46] | jiāng yàn: wǒ zài yì nǐ |
| [01:43.20] | hán hu nǐ |
| [01:43.79] | cì hou nǐ |
| [01:44.34] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
| [01:45.44] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
| [01:47.10] | lí nuǎn: hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
| [01:48.18] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ |
| [01:49.27] | gǎn xiè TV |
| [01:50.48] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
| [01:51.67] | jiāng yàn: chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
| [01:52.55] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
| [01:53.89] | lí nuǎn: dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
| [01:54.58] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
| [01:56.15] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
| [01:57.33] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
| [01:58.49] | jiāng yàn: děng děng dì di lilibalabala |
| [02:00.80] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [02:01.88] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [02:02.97] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
| [02:04.47] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [02:05.40] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [02:07.65] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [02:09.25] | ná cuò shū le |
| [02:10.05] | lí nuǎn: liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [02:11.03] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [02:12.07] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [02:13.20] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [02:14.38] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [02:15.50] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [02:16.58] | jiāng yàn: zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [02:17.73] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [02:19.55] | hé: duō xiè! |
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