Underage Bichon

Underage Bichon 歌词

歌曲	Underage Bichon
歌手	Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
专辑	Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version) (PA Version)
下载	Image LRC TXT

	作词 : Robert Smigel
	作曲 : Robert Smigel
	She walked into the dog run
	Like she ****ing owned the place
	She turned to me with a scent that said
	"Sit boy, on my face!"
	Now I like a little discipline
	As much as the next Shar Pei
	But this bitch was only ten months old
	And now I have to pay!
	Underage Bichon
	She told me she was one
	Underage Bichon
	I schtupped her, now I'm done
	Underage Bichon
	They say I did a crime
	Underage Bichon
	Might as well bang you one more time
	Eight perky boobies
	I knew that she was young
	But I figured she was legal
	From the way she used her tongue
	She said I was hung like a Great Dane
	And it sounded like an old line
	She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua
	But she licks ass like she's nine!
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	My little puppy treat
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	She clearly was in heat
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	They're putting me away
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	Might as well bang you anyway
	Please, your Honor!
	She was very cool when I came on her back
	Didn't know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
	Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack
	And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!
	Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
	With no chance to be cleared
	So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
	And made a bee-line for her beard
	She was a furry mother****er
	And I couldn't find her pie
	So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
	Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...
	...
	A Bearded Collie hooker guy!
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	I banged her, now I'm screwed
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	Took photos of her nude
	Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
	They're throwing me in jail
	Underage Bichon (underage, underage, underage)
	Might as well get one last piece of tail!
	(Underage!)

	zuo ci : Robert Smigel
	zuo qu : Robert Smigel
	She walked into the dog run
	Like she ing owned the place
	She turned to me with a scent that said
	" Sit boy, on my face!"
	Now I like a little discipline
	As much as the next Shar Pei
	But this bitch was only ten months old
	And now I have to pay!
	Underage Bichon
	She told me she was one
	Underage Bichon
	I schtupped her, now I' m done
	Underage Bichon
	They say I did a crime
	Underage Bichon
	Might as well bang you one more time
	Eight perky boobies
	I knew that she was young
	But I figured she was legal
	From the way she used her tongue
	She said I was hung like a Great Dane
	And it sounded like an old line
	She' s smooth as a newborn chihuahua
	But she licks ass like she' s nine!
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	My little puppy treat
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	She clearly was in heat
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	They' re putting me away
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	Might as well bang you anyway
	Please, your Honor!
	She was very cool when I came on her back
	Didn' t know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
	Figure she' s an airhead from an inbred pack
	And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!
	Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
	With no chance to be cleared
	So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
	And made a beeline for her beard
	She was a furry mother er
	And I couldn' t find her pie
	So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
	Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...
	...
	A Bearded Collie hooker guy!
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	I banged her, now I' m screwed
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	Took photos of her nude
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	They' re throwing me in jail
	Underage Bichon underage, underage, underage
	Might as well get one last piece of tail!
	Underage!

	zuò cí : Robert Smigel
	zuò qǔ : Robert Smigel
	She walked into the dog run
	Like she ing owned the place
	She turned to me with a scent that said
	" Sit boy, on my face!"
	Now I like a little discipline
	As much as the next Shar Pei
	But this bitch was only ten months old
	And now I have to pay!
	Underage Bichon
	She told me she was one
	Underage Bichon
	I schtupped her, now I' m done
	Underage Bichon
	They say I did a crime
	Underage Bichon
	Might as well bang you one more time
	Eight perky boobies
	I knew that she was young
	But I figured she was legal
	From the way she used her tongue
	She said I was hung like a Great Dane
	And it sounded like an old line
	She' s smooth as a newborn chihuahua
	But she licks ass like she' s nine!
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	My little puppy treat
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	She clearly was in heat
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	They' re putting me away
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	Might as well bang you anyway
	Please, your Honor!
	She was very cool when I came on her back
	Didn' t know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
	Figure she' s an airhead from an inbred pack
	And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!
	Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
	With no chance to be cleared
	So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
	And made a beeline for her beard
	She was a furry mother er
	And I couldn' t find her pie
	So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
	Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...
	...
	A Bearded Collie hooker guy!
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	I banged her, now I' m screwed
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	Took photos of her nude
	Underage Bichon underage Bichon
	They' re throwing me in jail
	Underage Bichon underage, underage, underage
	Might as well get one last piece of tail!
	Underage!

Underage Bichon 歌词

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