I Keed

I Keed 歌词

歌曲	I Keed
歌手	Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
专辑	Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version) (PA Version)
下载	Image LRC TXT

	作词 : Andrew Secunda/Andy Blitz/Eric Drysdale/Mike Ferrucci/Ray James/Robert Smigel/Brian Reich
	作曲 : Andrew Secunda/Andy Blitz/Eric Drysdale/Megahertz/Mike Ferrucci/Ray James/Robert Smigel/Brian Reich
	[Intro]
	I thought my CD was done,
	But that's not what they say
	Do an insult track,
	We need it for radio play
	[Verse One]
	American Idol, that's what I look for,
	In the poop section of my local record store.
	Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,
	It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
	And when I want something even more fruity and fit,
	I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.
	So many skills Justin's making a buck at,
	Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at!
	Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,
	For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.
	You were a virgin, that had to be hard,
	You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.
	[Chorus]
	I Keed, I Keed
	He's just making little jokes,
	I joke with you,
	Little dog, Little jokes,
	I Keed, I Keed,
	He's just making little jokes,
	and your a good actress too.
	[Verse Two]
	Now lets go to Walmart,
	Where they won't sell me CD,
	Those company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three.
	But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
	It's like watching porn but the music's not as good.
	I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar
	Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.
	You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew,
	Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!
	And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire,
	He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
	Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,
	To open for him and I don't mean on tour!
	You're not the first person for R Kelly
	His video's premiere in the LAPD.
	I believe they set up an innocent guy.
	You know what K

	zuo ci : Andrew Secunda Andy Blitz Eric Drysdale Mike Ferrucci Ray James Robert Smigel Brian Reich
	zuo qu : Andrew Secunda Andy Blitz Eric Drysdale Megahertz Mike Ferrucci Ray James Robert Smigel Brian Reich
	Intro
	I thought my CD was done,
	But that' s not what they say
	Do an insult track,
	We need it for radio play
	Verse One
	American Idol, that' s what I look for,
	In the poop section of my local record store.
	Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,
	It' s like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
	And when I want something even more fruity and fit,
	I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.
	So many skills Justin' s making a buck at,
	Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn' t know what to suck at!
	Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,
	For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.
	You were a virgin, that had to be hard,
	You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.
	Chorus
	I Keed, I Keed
	He' s just making little jokes,
	I joke with you,
	Little dog, Little jokes,
	I Keed, I Keed,
	He' s just making little jokes,
	and your a good actress too.
	Verse Two
	Now lets go to Walmart,
	Where they won' t sell me CD,
	Those company' s nuts are in a jar in aisle three.
	But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
	It' s like watching porn but the music' s not as good.
	I want to stuff my TV' s crotch with a dollar
	Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.
	You' re looser than my poop after eating honeydew,
	Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!
	And yet you' re too old for Fred Durst to desire,
	He' s checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
	Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,
	To open for him and I don' t mean on tour!
	You' re not the first person for R Kelly
	His video' s premiere in the LAPD.
	I believe they set up an innocent guy.
	You know what K

	zuò cí : Andrew Secunda Andy Blitz Eric Drysdale Mike Ferrucci Ray James Robert Smigel Brian Reich
	zuò qǔ : Andrew Secunda Andy Blitz Eric Drysdale Megahertz Mike Ferrucci Ray James Robert Smigel Brian Reich
	Intro
	I thought my CD was done,
	But that' s not what they say
	Do an insult track,
	We need it for radio play
	Verse One
	American Idol, that' s what I look for,
	In the poop section of my local record store.
	Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,
	It' s like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
	And when I want something even more fruity and fit,
	I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.
	So many skills Justin' s making a buck at,
	Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn' t know what to suck at!
	Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,
	For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.
	You were a virgin, that had to be hard,
	You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.
	Chorus
	I Keed, I Keed
	He' s just making little jokes,
	I joke with you,
	Little dog, Little jokes,
	I Keed, I Keed,
	He' s just making little jokes,
	and your a good actress too.
	Verse Two
	Now lets go to Walmart,
	Where they won' t sell me CD,
	Those company' s nuts are in a jar in aisle three.
	But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
	It' s like watching porn but the music' s not as good.
	I want to stuff my TV' s crotch with a dollar
	Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.
	You' re looser than my poop after eating honeydew,
	Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!
	And yet you' re too old for Fred Durst to desire,
	He' s checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
	Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,
	To open for him and I don' t mean on tour!
	You' re not the first person for R Kelly
	His video' s premiere in the LAPD.
	I believe they set up an innocent guy.
	You know what K

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