| [00:12.93] | 妻: 自从嫁了你呀幸福都送完， |
| [00:20.14] | 没有好的穿呀，好的吃， |
| [00:23.42] | 没有股票呀，没有田地房产， |
| [00:29.92] | 没有金条，也没有金刚钻， |
| [00:36.48] | 住的也不宽，用的也不全， |
| [00:43.12] | 那一件数我过得惯， |
| [00:49.33] | 这样的家庭，简直是殡仪馆， |
| [00:55.88] | 这样的家庭，简直是殡仪馆。 |
| [01:05.45] | 夫: 自从娶了你呀每天听你烦， |
| [01:11.90] | 你说投机商呀，我不干， |
| [01:14.46] | 你说囤积户呀，我是更不愿做贪官， |
| [01:24.50] | 那�来金刚钻，良心你不管， |
| [01:29.57] | 名誉你不关，难道你要我做盗犯， |
| [01:39.47] | 这样的女人，简直是原子弹 |
| [01:46.74] | 这样的女人，简直是原子弹。 |
| [01:54.73] | 二房东: 你们搬了来呀怜居都不安， |
| [02:00.75] | 不是女的哭就是男的喊，人家吃饭呀， |
| [02:05.42] | 你们就捣蛋，人家睡觉， |
| [02:13.20] | 你们就总动员，骂也不相干， |
| [02:19.42] | 死也千肯搬，那一天没有神经战， |
| [02:27.97] | 这样的家庭，简直是疯人院， |
| [02:34.99] | 这样的家庭，简直是疯人院。 |
| [00:12.93] | qi: zi cong jia le ni ya xing fu dou song wan, |
| [00:20.14] | mei you hao de chuan ya, hao de chi, |
| [00:23.42] | mei you gu piao ya, mei you tian di fang chan, |
| [00:29.92] | mei you jin tiao, ye mei you jin gang zuan, |
| [00:36.48] | zhu de ye bu kuan, yong de ye bu quan, |
| [00:43.12] | na yi jian shu wo guo de guan, |
| [00:49.33] | zhe yang de jia ting, jian zhi shi bin yi guan, |
| [00:55.88] | zhe yang de jia ting, jian zhi shi bin yi guan. |
| [01:05.45] | fu: zi cong qu le ni ya mei tian ting ni fan, |
| [01:11.90] | ni shuo tou ji shang ya, wo bu gan, |
| [01:14.46] | ni shuo tun ji hu ya, wo shi geng bu yuan zuo tan guan, |
| [01:24.50] | na lai jin gang zuan, liang xin ni bu guan, |
| [01:29.57] | ming yu ni bu guan, nan dao ni yao wo zuo dao fan, |
| [01:39.47] | zhe yang de nv ren, jian zhi shi yuan zi dan |
| [01:46.74] | zhe yang de nv ren, jian zhi shi yuan zi dan. |
| [01:54.73] | er fang dong: ni men ban le lai ya lian ju dou bu an, |
| [02:00.75] | bu shi nv de ku jiu shi nan de han, ren jia chi fan ya, |
| [02:05.42] | ni men jiu dao dan, ren jia shui jiao, |
| [02:13.20] | ni men jiu zong dong yuan, ma ye bu xiang gan, |
| [02:19.42] | si ye qian ken ban, na yi tian mei you shen jing zhan, |
| [02:27.97] | zhe yang de jia ting, jian zhi shi feng ren yuan, |
| [02:34.99] | zhe yang de jia ting, jian zhi shi feng ren yuan. |
| [00:12.93] | qī: zì cóng jià le nǐ ya xìng fú dōu sòng wán, |
| [00:20.14] | méi yǒu hǎo de chuān ya, hǎo de chī, |
| [00:23.42] | méi yǒu gǔ piào ya, méi yǒu tián dì fáng chǎn, |
| [00:29.92] | méi yǒu jīn tiáo, yě méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn, |
| [00:36.48] | zhù de yě bù kuān, yòng de yě bù quán, |
| [00:43.12] | nà yī jiàn shù wǒ guò de guàn, |
| [00:49.33] | zhè yàng de jiā tíng, jiǎn zhí shì bìn yí guǎn, |
| [00:55.88] | zhè yàng de jiā tíng, jiǎn zhí shì bìn yí guǎn. |
| [01:05.45] | fū: zì cóng qǔ le nǐ ya měi tiān tīng nǐ fán, |
| [01:11.90] | nǐ shuō tóu jī shāng ya, wǒ bù gàn, |
| [01:14.46] | nǐ shuō tún jī hù ya, wǒ shì gèng bù yuàn zuò tān guān, |
| [01:24.50] | nà lái jīn gāng zuàn, liáng xīn nǐ bù guǎn, |
| [01:29.57] | míng yù nǐ bù guān, nán dào nǐ yào wǒ zuò dào fàn, |
| [01:39.47] | zhè yàng de nǚ rén, jiǎn zhí shì yuán zǐ dàn |
| [01:46.74] | zhè yàng de nǚ rén, jiǎn zhí shì yuán zǐ dàn. |
| [01:54.73] | èr fáng dōng: nǐ men bān le lái ya lián jū dōu bù ān, |
| [02:00.75] | bú shì nǚ de kū jiù shì nán de hǎn, rén jiā chī fàn ya, |
| [02:05.42] | nǐ men jiù dǎo dàn, rén jiā shuì jiào, |
| [02:13.20] | nǐ men jiù zǒng dòng yuán, mà yě bù xiāng gān, |
| [02:19.42] | sǐ yě qiān kěn bān, nà yì tiān méi yǒu shén jīng zhàn, |
| [02:27.97] | zhè yàng de jiā tíng, jiǎn zhí shì fēng rén yuàn, |
| [02:34.99] | zhè yàng de jiā tíng, jiǎn zhí shì fēng rén yuàn. |
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