[ti:空姐] | |
[00:01.230] | 【东航空姐】哎,真是可怜,我真难过,让我唱歌,当我八哥. |
[00:18.167] | 为什么现在这个社会就有这么多白痴, |
[00:21.105] | 以为自已有点钞票就可以号称老大. |
[00:22.667] | 朋友知道吗,钞票不是万能 |
[00:24.792] | 不要在飞机上对我放肆 |
[00:27.417] | 把弄两只头塌,让你知道我的厉害 |
[00:30.480] | 册那,你想怎么样?动不动就要投诉 |
[00:33.355] | 你当自己是谁?白痴一个,知道吗,白痴一个 |
[00:39.917] | 今天就让我来帮你做做规矩 |
[00:47.792] | 没什么事你就闭上眼睛给我睡觉 |
[00:50.604] | 不要整天呼唤铃随便揿 |
[00:53.417] | 你个白痴怎么就不觉得累假使你再对我老3老4 |
[00:57.792] | 我就请你坐在马桶上喝杯咖啡OK? |
[01:01.104] | 当心我从飞机上把你丢出去~~~ |
[01:06.854] | 在飞机上我就是老大 |
[01:14.354] | 请你竖起耳朵来听我唱歌 |
[01:17.792] | 这里是我的地盘就我最大 |
[01:20.229] | 假使你不高兴就请你过来对我释放 |
[01:23.42] | 我就是这么嚣张又怎么样? |
[01:25.979] | 你有本事就不要坐我的飞机 |
[01:28.291] | 坐了我的飞机就要好好听我们的话 |
[01:31.666] | 不要在我的地盘对我老噶 |
[01:33.979] | 不要以为读了些书就可以帮我上一堂课 |
[01:37.291] | 朋友听过吗?读10年书不如走万里路 |
[01:38.854] | 不要唧唧歪歪对我瞎3无4 |
[01:41.41] | 请你管好你的嘴巴不要瞎讲8讲 |
[01:56.564] | 今天我在飞机上碰到一个白痴 |
[02:01.353] | 嘴巴好象几年没刷牙齿像一只马桶 |
[02:03.979] | 买了一张飞机票就当自已是老大 |
[02:06.666] | 以为自已是上帝就可以无法无天 |
[02:08.666] | 朋友请你记住你在谁的地盘 |
[02:10.603] | 不要瞎7搭8烂污乱册象三瑞GG |
[02:13.978] | 坐在我飞机上你就帮我老实点 |
[02:29.41] | 系好你的安全带还要关掉你的手机 |
[02:31.916] | 不要以为自已什么事样样精通上帝他也会犯错何况你是个白痴~ |
[02:36.916] | 看到你那副无知的样子我就想吐 |
[02:38.541] | 吐吐吐我册那真的想吐你个白痴还是早点擦擦早点去睡 |
[02:43.541] | 快点快点快点给我去睡~~~~ |
[03:03.665] | 不要以为穿了条水货的LV 就很嗲 |
[03:06.314] | 我不揭穿你已经算很给你面子 |
[03:08.353] | 请你关掉你的嘴巴不要随便叫 |
[03:10.603] | 假使你有时间就帮我们擦擦厕所 |
[03:12.790] | 我就当你是为人民服务 |
[03:14.853] | 给你颁个奖状让你当当服务明星 |
[03:17.415] | 朋友你说我对你上路吗对你好吗? |
[03:20.415] | 好吗好吗我对你好吗好吗? |
[03:31.415] | 今天就让你知道这里谁是老大, |
[03:33.415] | 下次坐我的飞机你就帮我识相点 |
[03:35.790] | 假使你吃不饱你就自已带好干粮 |
[03:38.478] | 不要在飞机上对我狠3狠4 |
[03:40.728] | 坐在座位上你就帮我老实点 |
[03:43.227] | 否则我就让你真的去见上帝~啊门 |
ti: kong jie | |
[00:01.230] | dong hang kong jie ai, zhen shi ke lian, wo zhen nan guo, rang wo chang ge, dang wo ba ge. |
[00:18.167] | wei shi me xian zai zhe ge she hui jiu you zhe me duo bai chi, |
[00:21.105] | yi wei zi yi you dian chao piao jiu ke yi hao cheng lao da. |
[00:22.667] | peng you zhi dao ma, chao piao bu shi wan neng |
[00:24.792] | bu yao zai fei ji shang dui wo fang si |
[00:27.417] | ba nong liang zhi tou ta, rang ni zhi dao wo de li hai |
[00:30.480] | ce na, ni xiang zen me yang? dong bu dong jiu yao tou su |
[00:33.355] | ni dang zi ji shi shui? bai chi yi ge, zhi dao ma, bai chi yi ge |
[00:39.917] | jin tian jiu rang wo lai bang ni zuo zuo gui ju |
[00:47.792] | mei shen me shi ni jiu bi shang yan jing gei wo shui jiao |
[00:50.604] | bu yao zheng tian hu huan ling sui bian qin |
[00:53.417] | ni ge bai chi zen me jiu bu jue de lei jia shi ni zai dui wo lao 3 lao 4 |
[00:57.792] | wo jiu qing ni zuo zai ma tong shang he bei ka fei OK? |
[01:01.104] | dang xin wo cong fei ji shang ba ni diu chu qu |
[01:06.854] | zai fei ji shang wo jiu shi lao da |
[01:14.354] | qing ni shu qi er duo lai ting wo chang ge |
[01:17.792] | zhe li shi wo de di pan jiu wo zui da |
[01:20.229] | jia shi ni bu gao xing jiu qing ni guo lai dui wo shi fang |
[01:23.42] | wo jiu shi zhe me xiao zhang you zen me yang? |
[01:25.979] | ni you ben shi jiu bu yao zuo wo de fei ji |
[01:28.291] | zuo le wo de fei ji jiu yao hao hao ting wo men de hua |
[01:31.666] | bu yao zai wo de di pan dui wo lao ga |
[01:33.979] | bu yao yi wei du le xie shu jiu ke yi bang wo shang yi tang ke |
[01:37.291] | peng you ting guo ma? du 10 nian shu bu ru zou wan li lu |
[01:38.854] | bu yao ji ji wai wai dui wo xia 3 wu 4 |
[01:41.41] | qing ni guan hao ni de zui ba bu yao xia jiang 8 jiang |
[01:56.564] | jin tian wo zai fei ji shang peng dao yi ge bai chi |
[02:01.353] | zui ba hao xiang ji nian mei shua ya chi xiang yi zhi ma tong |
[02:03.979] | mai le yi zhang fei ji piao jiu dang zi yi shi lao da |
[02:06.666] | yi wei zi yi shi shang di jiu ke yi wu fa wu tian |
[02:08.666] | peng you qing ni ji zhu ni zai shui de di pan |
[02:10.603] | bu yao xia 7 da 8 lan wu luan ce xiang san rui GG |
[02:13.978] | zuo zai wo fei ji shang ni jiu bang wo lao shi dian |
[02:29.41] | xi hao ni de an quan dai hai yao guan diao ni de shou ji |
[02:31.916] | bu yao yi wei zi yi shen me shi yang yang jing tong shang di ta ye hui fan cuo he kuang ni shi ge bai chi |
[02:36.916] | kan dao ni na fu wu zhi de yang zi wo jiu xiang tu |
[02:38.541] | tu tu tu wo ce na zhen de xiang tu ni ge bai chi hai shi zao dian ca ca zao dian qu shui |
[02:43.541] | kuai dian kuai dian kuai dian gei wo qu shui |
[03:03.665] | bu yao yi wei chuan le tiao shui huo de LV jiu hen dia |
[03:06.314] | wo bu jie chuan ni yi jing suan hen gei ni mian zi |
[03:08.353] | qing ni guan diao ni de zui ba bu yao sui bian jiao |
[03:10.603] | jia shi ni you shi jian jiu bang wo men ca ca ce suo |
[03:12.790] | wo jiu dang ni shi wei ren min fu wu |
[03:14.853] | gei ni ban ge jiang zhuang rang ni dang dang fu wu ming xing |
[03:17.415] | peng you ni shuo wo dui ni shang lu ma dui ni hao ma? |
[03:20.415] | hao ma hao ma wo dui ni hao ma hao ma? |
[03:31.415] | jin tian jiu rang ni zhi dao zhe li shui shi lao da, |
[03:33.415] | xia ci zuo wo de fei ji ni jiu bang wo shi xiang dian |
[03:35.790] | jia shi ni chi bu bao ni jiu zi yi dai hao gan liang |
[03:38.478] | bu yao zai fei ji shang dui wo hen 3 hen 4 |
[03:40.728] | zuo zai zuo wei shang ni jiu bang wo lao shi dian |
[03:43.227] | fou ze wo jiu rang ni zhen de qu jian shang di a men |
ti: kōng jiě | |
[00:01.230] | dōng háng kōng jiě āi, zhēn shì kě lián, wǒ zhēn nán guò, ràng wǒ chàng gē, dāng wǒ bā gē. |
[00:18.167] | wèi shí me xiàn zài zhè gè shè huì jiù yǒu zhè me duō bái chī, |
[00:21.105] | yǐ wéi zì yǐ yǒu diǎn chāo piào jiù kě yǐ hào chēng lǎo dà. |
[00:22.667] | péng yǒu zhī dào ma, chāo piào bú shì wàn néng |
[00:24.792] | bú yào zài fēi jī shàng duì wǒ fàng sì |
[00:27.417] | bǎ nòng liǎng zhǐ tóu tā, ràng nǐ zhī dào wǒ de lì hài |
[00:30.480] | cè nà, nǐ xiǎng zěn me yàng? dòng bù dòng jiù yào tóu sù |
[00:33.355] | nǐ dāng zì jǐ shì shuí? bái chī yí gè, zhī dào ma, bái chī yí gè |
[00:39.917] | jīn tiān jiù ràng wǒ lái bāng nǐ zuò zuò guī jǔ |
[00:47.792] | méi shén me shì nǐ jiù bì shang yǎn jīng gěi wǒ shuì jiào |
[00:50.604] | bú yào zhěng tiān hū huàn líng suí biàn qìn |
[00:53.417] | nǐ gè bái chī zěn me jiù bù jué de lèi jiǎ shǐ nǐ zài duì wǒ lǎo 3 lǎo 4 |
[00:57.792] | wǒ jiù qǐng nǐ zuò zài mǎ tǒng shàng hē bēi kā fēi OK? |
[01:01.104] | dāng xīn wǒ cóng fēi jī shàng bǎ nǐ diū chū qù |
[01:06.854] | zài fēi jī shàng wǒ jiù shì lǎo dà |
[01:14.354] | qǐng nǐ shù qǐ ěr duo lái tīng wǒ chàng gē |
[01:17.792] | zhè lǐ shì wǒ de dì pán jiù wǒ zuì dà |
[01:20.229] | jiǎ shǐ nǐ bù gāo xìng jiù qǐng nǐ guò lái duì wǒ shì fàng |
[01:23.42] | wǒ jiù shì zhè me xiāo zhāng yòu zěn me yàng? |
[01:25.979] | nǐ yǒu běn shì jiù bú yào zuò wǒ de fēi jī |
[01:28.291] | zuò le wǒ de fēi jī jiù yāo hǎo hǎo tīng wǒ men de huà |
[01:31.666] | bú yào zài wǒ de dì pán duì wǒ lǎo gá |
[01:33.979] | bú yào yǐ wéi dú le xiē shū jiù kě yǐ bāng wǒ shàng yī táng kè |
[01:37.291] | péng yǒu tīng guò ma? dú 10 nián shū bù rú zǒu wàn lǐ lù |
[01:38.854] | bú yào jī jī wāi wāi duì wǒ xiā 3 wú 4 |
[01:41.41] | qǐng nǐ guǎn hǎo nǐ de zuǐ bā bú yào xiā jiǎng 8 jiǎng |
[01:56.564] | jīn tiān wǒ zài fēi jī shàng pèng dào yí gè bái chī |
[02:01.353] | zuǐ bā hǎo xiàng jǐ nián méi shuā yá chǐ xiàng yì zhī mǎ tǒng |
[02:03.979] | mǎi le yī zhāng fēi jī piào jiù dāng zì yǐ shì lǎo dà |
[02:06.666] | yǐ wéi zì yǐ shì shàng dì jiù kě yǐ wú fǎ wú tiān |
[02:08.666] | péng yǒu qǐng nǐ jì zhù nǐ zài shuí de dì pán |
[02:10.603] | bú yào xiā 7 dā 8 làn wū luàn cè xiàng sān ruì GG |
[02:13.978] | zuò zài wǒ fēi jī shàng nǐ jiù bāng wǒ lǎo shí diǎn |
[02:29.41] | xì hǎo nǐ de ān quán dài hái yào guān diào nǐ de shǒu jī |
[02:31.916] | bú yào yǐ wéi zì yǐ shén me shì yàng yàng jīng tōng shàng dì tā yě huì fàn cuò hé kuàng nǐ shì gè bái chī |
[02:36.916] | kàn dào nǐ nà fù wú zhī de yàng zi wǒ jiù xiǎng tǔ |
[02:38.541] | tǔ tǔ tǔ wǒ cè nà zhēn de xiǎng tǔ nǐ gè bái chī hái shì zǎo diǎn cā cā zǎo diǎn qù shuì |
[02:43.541] | kuài diǎn kuài diǎn kuài diǎn gěi wǒ qù shuì |
[03:03.665] | bú yào yǐ wéi chuān le tiáo shuǐ huò de LV jiù hěn diǎ |
[03:06.314] | wǒ bù jiē chuān nǐ yǐ jīng suàn hěn gěi nǐ miàn zi |
[03:08.353] | qǐng nǐ guān diào nǐ de zuǐ bā bú yào suí biàn jiào |
[03:10.603] | jiǎ shǐ nǐ yǒu shí jiān jiù bāng wǒ men cā cā cè suǒ |
[03:12.790] | wǒ jiù dāng nǐ shì wéi rén mín fú wù |
[03:14.853] | gěi nǐ bān gè jiǎng zhuàng ràng nǐ dāng dāng fú wù míng xīng |
[03:17.415] | péng yǒu nǐ shuō wǒ duì nǐ shàng lù ma duì nǐ hǎo ma? |
[03:20.415] | hǎo ma hǎo ma wǒ duì nǐ hǎo ma hǎo ma? |
[03:31.415] | jīn tiān jiù ràng nǐ zhī dào zhè lǐ shuí shì lǎo dà, |
[03:33.415] | xià cì zuò wǒ de fēi jī nǐ jiù bāng wǒ shí xiàng diǎn |
[03:35.790] | jiǎ shǐ nǐ chī bù bǎo nǐ jiù zì yǐ dài hǎo gān liáng |
[03:38.478] | bú yào zài fēi jī shàng duì wǒ hěn 3 hěn 4 |
[03:40.728] | zuò zài zuò wèi shàng nǐ jiù bāng wǒ lǎo shí diǎn |
[03:43.227] | fǒu zé wǒ jiù ràng nǐ zhēn de qù jiàn shàng dì a mén |