| 歌曲 | Monsters Under The Bed |
| 歌手 | Eugene McGuinness |
| 专辑 | Monsters Under The Bed |
| There are so many hours in the day | |
| I know I've got work to do but hey | |
| My will to move, or even use my brain | |
| Is weathered by the eternal english rain | |
| And when the talk show ends, I scream | |
| Right at the screen for more pregnant teens | |
| I can't fall asleep it's almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street | |
| And I spent 5 hours on the net last night | |
| Avoiding the monsters under my bed with square eyes | |
| How fan-fucking-tabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this | |
| I know I've got work to do, it's a bitch | |
| I'm staggering round, I can't find the switch | |
| And I spent 5 hours on the net last night | |
| Avoiding the monsters under the bed with square eyes | |
| Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song | |
| La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah |
| There are so many hours in the day | |
| I know I' ve got work to do but hey | |
| My will to move, or even use my brain | |
| Is weathered by the eternal english rain | |
| And when the talk show ends, I scream | |
| Right at the screen for more pregnant teens | |
| I can' t fall asleep it' s almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street | |
| And I spent 5 hours on the net last night | |
| Avoiding the monsters under my bed with square eyes | |
| How fanfuckingtabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this | |
| I know I' ve got work to do, it' s a bitch | |
| I' m staggering round, I can' t find the switch | |
| And I spent 5 hours on the net last night | |
| Avoiding the monsters under the bed with square eyes | |
| Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song | |
| Ladadupbadabowah |