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Fitter, happier, more productive, |
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Comfortable, |
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Not drinking too much, |
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Regular exercise at the gym |
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(3 days a week), |
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Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, |
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At ease, |
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Eating well |
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(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), |
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A patient better driver, |
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A safer car |
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(baby smiling in back seat), |
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Sleeping well |
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(no bad dreams), |
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No paranoia, |
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Careful to all animals |
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(never washing spiders down the plughole), |
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Keep in contact with old friends |
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(enjoy a drink now and then), |
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Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), |
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Favors for favors, |
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Fond but not in love, |
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Charity standing orders, |
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On Sundays ring road supermarket |
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(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), |
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Car wash |
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(also on Sundays), |
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No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows |
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Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, |
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Nothing so childish - at a better pace, |
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Slower and more calculated, |
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No chance of escape, |
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Now self-employed, |
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Concerned (but powerless), |
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An empowered and informed member of society |
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(pragmatism not idealism), |
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Will not cry in public, |
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Less chance of illness, |
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Tires that grip in the wet |
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(shot of baby strapped in back seat), |
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A good memory, |
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Still cries at a good film, |
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Still kisses with saliva, |
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No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, |
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That's driven into frozen winter shit |
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(the ability to laugh at weakness), |
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Calm, |
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Fitter, |
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Healthier and more productive |
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A pig in a cage on antibiotics. |
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