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| [00:03.175] | 今天天气真好我去上学校 |
| [00:06.425] | 背上我的小书包吃两个叉烧包嘿 |
| [00:09.676] | 夏天就快来到短裙飘呀飘 |
| [00:12.925] | 要是遇到怪蜀黍千万别上圈套哈哈 |
| [00:19.671] | 暗影3号 汇报 |
| [00:21.421] | 暗影3号 汇报 |
| [00:22.921] | 便利中学闪电路线上 |
| [00:24.171] | 代号44910的粉毛初中生已锁定 |
| [00:27.672] | 暗影3号准备就绪 |
| [00:28.922] | 目标已进入指定区域 |
| [00:31.422] | 请求行动许可 |
| [00:32.672] | 重复 |
| [00:33.922] | 目标已进入指定区域 |
| [00:35.672] | 请求行动许可 |
| [00:36.922] | 收到请回答 |
| [00:38.171] | 【任务ycb3834 行动已批准】 |
| [00:41.671] | 收到，立刻开始执行任务 |
| [00:44.421] | 怪蜀黍：『小妹妹』 |
| [00:45.422] | 啊你干嘛我不认识你啊你谁啊 |
| [00:48.422] | 怪蜀黍：『我是你的好哥哥来和我一起玩吧』 |
| [00:51.672] | 啊走开啦变态不要过来救命啊 |
| [00:55.672] | 怪蜀黍：『不要害怕小妹妹我不会伤害你的』 |
| [00:59.172] | 啊啊啊啊啊啊哪里不行别碰我 |
| [01:01.672] | 怪蜀黍：『嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿要不要吃棒棒糖』 |
| [01:04.672] | 才不要呢神经病你再过来我叫了 |
| [01:07.922] | 怪蜀黍：『你不是一直在叫么可爱的小妹妹』 |
| [01:11.922] | 不行这样下去不是办法 |
| [01:13.422] | 这个怪蜀黍一直摸来摸去 |
| [01:15.172] | 什么胳膊肘膝盖鼻子根本不是重点部位好吗 |
| [01:18.172] | 他要是摸了 |
| [01:19.923] | 什么重点部位 |
| [01:20.923] | 那我的大宝贝不就暴露了么 |
| [01:23.676] | （她在狂笑） |
| [01:24.923] | 怎么办怎么办我不要这样啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:27.673] | 怎么办怎么办谁来救救我啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:30.922] | 怎么办怎么办我还很年轻啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:34.172] | 怎么办怎么办我不能就这样回家，啊嗯 |
| [01:37.673] | 暗隐3号报告总部 |
| [01:38.673] | 目标突然异常 |
| [01:40.174] | 申请立刻中止行动 |
| [01:41.673] | 申请立刻。。。啊 |
| [01:43.173] | 啊你干嘛我不认识你啊谁啊 |
| [01:46.673] | 女装大佬：我是你的小妹妹来和我一起玩吧 |
| [01:49.923] | 啊走开啦变态不要过来救命啊 |
| [01:53.923] | 女装大佬：不要害怕大哥哥我不会伤害你的 |
| [01:57.423] | 啊啊啊啊啊啊哪里不行别碰我 |
| [02:00.173] | 女装大佬：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿要不要吃棒棒糖 |
| [02:03.173] | 才不要呢神经病你再过来我叫了 |
| [02:06.673] | 女装大佬：哦我的上帝 |
| [02:07.673] | 女装大佬：你不是一直在叫么可爱的小哥哥 |
| [02:09.923] | (警笛声) |
| [02:11.673] | 啊，警察叔叔，我错了，快，快，（喘气），带我走。 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:03.175] | jin tian tian qi zhen hao wo qu shang xue xiao |
| [00:06.425] | bei shang wo de xiao shu bao chi liang ge cha shao bao hei |
| [00:09.676] | xia tian jiu kuai lai dao duan qun piao ya piao |
| [00:12.925] | yao shi yu dao guai shu shu qian wan bie shang quan tao ha ha |
| [00:19.671] | an ying 3 hao hui bao |
| [00:21.421] | an ying 3 hao hui bao |
| [00:22.921] | bian li zhong xue shan dian lu xian shang |
| [00:24.171] | dai hao 44910 de fen mao chu zhong sheng yi suo ding |
| [00:27.672] | an ying 3 hao zhun bei jiu xu |
| [00:28.922] | mu biao yi jin ru zhi ding qu yu |
| [00:31.422] | qing qiu xing dong xu ke |
| [00:32.672] | chong fu |
| [00:33.922] | mu biao yi jin ru zhi ding qu yu |
| [00:35.672] | qing qiu xing dong xu ke |
| [00:36.922] | shou dao qing hui da |
| [00:38.171] | ren wu ycb3834 xing dong yi pi zhun |
| [00:41.671] | shou dao, li ke kai shi zhi xing ren wu |
| [00:44.421] | guai shu shu: xiao mei mei |
| [00:45.422] | a ni gan ma wo bu ren shi ni a ni shui a |
| [00:48.422] | guai shu shu: wo shi ni de hao ge ge lai he wo yi qi wan ba |
| [00:51.672] | a zou kai la bian tai bu yao guo lai jiu ming a |
| [00:55.672] | guai shu shu: bu yao hai pa xiao mei mei wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [00:59.172] | a a a a a a na li bu xing bie peng wo |
| [01:01.672] | guai shu shu: hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang |
| [01:04.672] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing ni zai guo lai wo jiao le |
| [01:07.922] | guai shu shu: ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao me ke ai de xiao mei mei |
| [01:11.922] | bu xing zhe yang xia qu bu shi ban fa |
| [01:13.422] | zhe ge guai shu shu yi zhi mo lai mo qu |
| [01:15.172] | shen me ge bo zhou xi gai bi zi gen ben bu shi zhong dian bu wei hao ma |
| [01:18.172] | ta yao shi mo le |
| [01:19.923] | shen me zhong dian bu wei |
| [01:20.923] | na wo de da bao bei bu jiu bao lu le me |
| [01:23.676] | ta zai kuang xiao |
| [01:24.923] | zen me ban zen me ban wo bu yao zhe yang a a a a |
| [01:27.673] | zen me ban zen me ban shui lai jiu jiu wo a a a a |
| [01:30.922] | zen me ban zen me ban wo hai hen nian qing a a a a |
| [01:34.172] | zen me ban zen me ban wo bu neng jiu zhe yang hui jia, a |
| [01:37.673] | an yin 3 hao bao gao zong bu |
| [01:38.673] | mu biao tu ran yi chang |
| [01:40.174] | shen qing li ke zhong zhi xing dong |
| [01:41.673] | shen qing li ke... a |
| [01:43.173] | a ni gan ma wo bu ren shi ni a shui a |
| [01:46.673] | nv zhuang da lao: wo shi ni de xiao mei mei lai he wo yi qi wan ba |
| [01:49.923] | a zou kai la bian tai bu yao guo lai jiu ming a |
| [01:53.923] | nv zhuang da lao: bu yao hai pa da ge ge wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [01:57.423] | a a a a a a na li bu xing bie peng wo |
| [02:00.173] | nv zhuang da lao: hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang |
| [02:03.173] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing ni zai guo lai wo jiao le |
| [02:06.673] | nv zhuang da lao: o wo de shang di |
| [02:07.673] | nv zhuang da lao: ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao me ke ai de xiao ge ge |
| [02:09.923] | jing di sheng |
| [02:11.673] | a, jing cha shu shu, wo cuo le, kuai, kuai, chuan qi, dai wo zou. |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:03.175] | jīn tiān tiān qì zhēn hǎo wǒ qù shàng xué xiào |
| [00:06.425] | bèi shàng wǒ de xiǎo shū bāo chī liǎng gè chā shāo bāo hēi |
| [00:09.676] | xià tiān jiù kuài lái dào duǎn qún piāo ya piāo |
| [00:12.925] | yào shì yù dào guài shǔ shǔ qiān wàn bié shàng quān tào hā hā |
| [00:19.671] | àn yǐng 3 hào huì bào |
| [00:21.421] | àn yǐng 3 hào huì bào |
| [00:22.921] | biàn lì zhōng xué shǎn diàn lù xiàn shàng |
| [00:24.171] | dài hào 44910 de fěn máo chū zhōng shēng yǐ suǒ dìng |
| [00:27.672] | àn yǐng 3 hào zhǔn bèi jiù xù |
| [00:28.922] | mù biāo yǐ jìn rù zhǐ dìng qū yù |
| [00:31.422] | qǐng qiú xíng dòng xǔ kě |
| [00:32.672] | chóng fù |
| [00:33.922] | mù biāo yǐ jìn rù zhǐ dìng qū yù |
| [00:35.672] | qǐng qiú xíng dòng xǔ kě |
| [00:36.922] | shōu dào qǐng huí dá |
| [00:38.171] | rèn wù ycb3834 xíng dòng yǐ pī zhǔn |
| [00:41.671] | shōu dào, lì kè kāi shǐ zhí xíng rèn wù |
| [00:44.421] | guài shǔ shǔ: xiǎo mèi mei |
| [00:45.422] | a nǐ gàn ma wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a nǐ shuí a |
| [00:48.422] | guài shǔ shǔ: wǒ shì nǐ de hǎo gē ge lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba |
| [00:51.672] | a zǒu kāi la biàn tài bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a |
| [00:55.672] | guài shǔ shǔ: bú yào hài pà xiǎo mèi mei wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [00:59.172] | a a a a a a nǎ lǐ bù xíng bié pèng wǒ |
| [01:01.672] | guài shǔ shǔ: hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng |
| [01:04.672] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng nǐ zài guò lái wǒ jiào le |
| [01:07.922] | guài shǔ shǔ: nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào me kě ài de xiǎo mèi mei |
| [01:11.922] | bù xíng zhè yàng xià qù bú shì bàn fǎ |
| [01:13.422] | zhè gè guài shǔ shǔ yī zhí mō lái mō qù |
| [01:15.172] | shén me gē bó zhǒu xī gài bí zi gēn běn bú shì zhòng diǎn bù wèi hǎo ma |
| [01:18.172] | tā yào shì mō le |
| [01:19.923] | shén me zhòng diǎn bù wèi |
| [01:20.923] | nà wǒ de dà bǎo bèi bù jiù bào lù le me |
| [01:23.676] | tā zài kuáng xiào |
| [01:24.923] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ bú yào zhè yàng a a a a |
| [01:27.673] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn shuí lái jiù jiù wǒ a a a a |
| [01:30.922] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ hái hěn nián qīng a a a a |
| [01:34.172] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ bù néng jiù zhè yàng huí jiā, a |
| [01:37.673] | àn yǐn 3 hào bào gào zǒng bù |
| [01:38.673] | mù biāo tū rán yì cháng |
| [01:40.174] | shēn qǐng lì kè zhōng zhǐ xíng dòng |
| [01:41.673] | shēn qǐng lì kè... a |
| [01:43.173] | a nǐ gàn ma wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a shuí a |
| [01:46.673] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo mèi mei lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba |
| [01:49.923] | a zǒu kāi la biàn tài bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a |
| [01:53.923] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: bú yào hài pà dà gē ge wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [01:57.423] | a a a a a a nǎ lǐ bù xíng bié pèng wǒ |
| [02:00.173] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng |
| [02:03.173] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng nǐ zài guò lái wǒ jiào le |
| [02:06.673] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: ó wǒ de shàng dì |
| [02:07.673] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào me kě ài de xiǎo gē ge |
| [02:09.923] | jǐng dí shēng |
| [02:11.673] | a, jǐng chá shū shū, wǒ cuò le, kuài, kuài, chuǎn qì, dài wǒ zǒu. |
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