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[ti:The Events Leading Up To The Collapse Of Detective Dulllight] |
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There was jello in the fingerprints detective dulllight discovered |
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It proved to be the most important finding in the case |
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And where as detectives slocks and slovits |
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Slobbered over smutty photographs |
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Dulllight had a better lead to follow |
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He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked |
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Excuse me aren't you so and so |
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Oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets |
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Cause they remind me of you |
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He felt this surely was a clue |
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So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat |
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Jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain |
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In his brain there are file cabinets |
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And secretaries filing their nails downstairs |
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But I don't want to talk about that room downstairs |
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At this moment detective slocks and slovets |
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Realize that since they had reported on the crime scene |
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This morning each of them has aged over fifty years |
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Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears |
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Where did all the time go |
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Did you think that you'd stay young forever |
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But at least you're still together |
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The held hands in the moonlight |
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The butterflies flew away which prompted slovit's to say |
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Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket |
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Drove it deep into slovit's throat and began screeching |
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Death to the parchment whale the robot I am lasaile |
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While in prison slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled |
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The cause of gauze oh the cause of gauze |
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The manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though |
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Each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps |
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Even swimmers have laps however and while in that |
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Condition many require a delicate gauze |
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I desire only this in my decrepitude |
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That I will have one more opportunity |
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To serve as a gauze for my fellow man |
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And that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb |
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The world less often with my prickly fingers |
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When detective dulllight returning from the catacombs |
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First heard the news of the slocks and slovets |
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Stabbing and subsequent poetry enterprise |
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He immediately fell to the floor and began plucking peaches from his cheeks |
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This eventually became a tiresome activity |
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So he evaporated into the cream a float a child's bedtime coco |
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