[00:00.000] | 作词 : 柴柴不高兴 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : Jetson |
[00:13.308] | 突然有一天 我坐了一趟飞机 |
[00:15.564] | 后座两个阿婆大声打着电话不回避 |
[00:17.569] | 张家买了猪和牛 李家姑娘出嫁又没戏 |
[00:20.325] | 想起村口拉家常的回忆 兴奋时摇晃背椅 |
[00:23.332] | 像是过山车 起飞降落 口水像大雨磅礴 |
[00:26.589] | 而我却落单了 细碎讲我 靠椅也不被放过 |
[00:37.368] | 吵闹像吹拉弹唱 我被推拉倒(道)绑 |
[00:39.626] | 这世道真的坦荡 因为是强盗先告状 |
[00:42.384] | 要不是旁人沉默不语 |
[00:43.887] | 我还真不理解护情不护理 |
[00:45.642] | 飞机的靠椅靠不得 阿婆脱鞋我说不得 |
[00:48.651] | 空姐左右为难做不得 年长的人错不得? |
[00:51.909] | 说吧 都给我狂欢 把这道德的门撞烂 |
[00:54.666] | 不是我不是我 你们看是阿婆在玩火 |
[00:57.923] | 疯了吧 尖叫着 像是下地铁又重新被挤上车 |
[01:01.685] | 阿婆你千万别气伤了 |
[01:03.941] | 以其人之道 还治其人之身 |
[01:05.696] | 你应该知道 惹我难保自身 |
[01:07.702] | 我是爆揍你的暴躁青年 |
[01:09.206] | 致敬暴力美学经典 |
[01:10.960] | 像是烟花爆竹庆祝新年 |
[01:12.715] | 让你挂彩是我举办庆典 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : chai chai bu gao xing |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : Jetson |
[00:13.308] | tu ran you yi tian wo zuo le yi tang fei ji |
[00:15.564] | hou zuo liang ge a po da sheng da zhe dian hua bu hui bi |
[00:17.569] | zhang jia mai le zhu he niu li jia gu niang chu jia you mei xi |
[00:20.325] | xiang qi cun kou la jia chang de hui yi xing fen shi yao huang bei yi |
[00:23.332] | xiang shi guo shan che qi fei jiang luo kou shui xiang da yu pang bo |
[00:26.589] | er wo que luo dan le xi sui jiang wo kao yi ye bu bei fang guo |
[00:37.368] | chao nao xiang chui la tan chang wo bei tui la dao dao bang |
[00:39.626] | zhe shi dao zhen de tan dang yin wei shi qiang dao xian gao zhuang |
[00:42.384] | yao bu shi pang ren chen mo bu yu |
[00:43.887] | wo hai zhen bu li jie hu qing bu hu li |
[00:45.642] | fei ji de kao yi kao bu de a po tuo xie wo shuo bu de |
[00:48.651] | kong jie zuo you wei nan zuo bu de nian zhang de ren cuo bu de? |
[00:51.909] | shuo ba dou gei wo kuang huan ba zhe dao de de men zhuang lan |
[00:54.666] | bu shi wo bu shi wo ni men kan shi a po zai wan huo |
[00:57.923] | feng le ba jian jiao zhe xiang shi xia di tie you chong xin bei ji shang che |
[01:01.685] | a po ni qian wan bie qi shang le |
[01:03.941] | yi qi ren zhi dao hai zhi qi ren zhi shen |
[01:05.696] | ni ying gai zhi dao re wo nan bao zi shen |
[01:07.702] | wo shi bao zou ni de bao zao qing nian |
[01:09.206] | zhi jing bao li mei xue jing dian |
[01:10.960] | xiang shi yan hua bao zhu qing zhu xin nian |
[01:12.715] | rang ni gua cai shi wo ju ban qing dian |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : chái chái bù gāo xìng |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Jetson |
[00:13.308] | tū rán yǒu yì tiān wǒ zuò le yī tàng fēi jī |
[00:15.564] | hòu zuò liǎng gè ā pó dà shēng dǎ zhe diàn huà bù huí bì |
[00:17.569] | zhāng jiā mǎi le zhū hé niú lǐ jiā gū niáng chū jià yòu méi xì |
[00:20.325] | xiǎng qǐ cūn kǒu lá jiā cháng de huí yì xīng fèn shí yáo huàng bèi yǐ |
[00:23.332] | xiàng shì guò shān chē qǐ fēi jiàng luò kǒu shuǐ xiàng dà yǔ páng bó |
[00:26.589] | ér wǒ què luò dān le xì suì jiǎng wǒ kào yǐ yě bù bèi fàng guò |
[00:37.368] | chǎo nào xiàng chuī lā tán chàng wǒ bèi tuī lā dǎo dào bǎng |
[00:39.626] | zhè shì dào zhēn de tǎn dàng yīn wéi shì qiáng dào xiān gào zhuàng |
[00:42.384] | yào bú shì páng rén chén mò bù yǔ |
[00:43.887] | wǒ hái zhēn bù lǐ jiě hù qíng bù hù lǐ |
[00:45.642] | fēi jī de kào yǐ kào bù dé ā pó tuō xié wǒ shuō bù dé |
[00:48.651] | kōng jiě zuǒ yòu wéi nán zuò bù dé nián zhǎng de rén cuò bù dé? |
[00:51.909] | shuō ba dōu gěi wǒ kuáng huān bǎ zhè dào dé de mén zhuàng làn |
[00:54.666] | bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ men kàn shì ā pó zài wán huǒ |
[00:57.923] | fēng le ba jiān jiào zhe xiàng shì xià dì tiě yòu chóng xīn bèi jǐ shàng chē |
[01:01.685] | ā pó nǐ qiān wàn bié qì shāng le |
[01:03.941] | yǐ qí rén zhī dào hái zhì qí rén zhī shēn |
[01:05.696] | nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào rě wǒ nán bǎo zì shēn |
[01:07.702] | wǒ shì bào zòu nǐ de bào zào qīng nián |
[01:09.206] | zhì jìng bào lì měi xué jīng diǎn |
[01:10.960] | xiàng shì yān huā bào zhú qìng zhù xīn nián |
[01:12.715] | ràng nǐ guà cǎi shì wǒ jǔ bàn qìng diǎn |