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I'm not a player I throw up a lot - "I know" |
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The wicked walk amongst us and you don't know me that well |
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Prolly shouldn't trust the story I tell |
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I'm gonna speak it how I saw it because I call you my friend |
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So take a drink from the gauntlet and sit down whence |
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Once upon a time before gas masks at school |
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Back when cash was the golden rule |
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There were two super heroes who tried to bring love to the earth |
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One was slug the other one was Murs |
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[Murs] |
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The team s and m not for sadomasochism |
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But trying to save the innocent from the master's prison |
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Airwaves disaster-ridden, we wear masks for a livin |
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And we make dope songs, the task we were given |
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We're to air out the main stream brain washed zombies |
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Who wanna smoke blunts and live with their mommies |
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Two mouths to feed no urge to succeed |
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Cause the music don't inspire him to go and take the lead |
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So... |
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[Slug] |
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Lets hit the streets |
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Catch bullets with our teeth |
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Get the kitten out the tree |
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Bring evil to its knees |
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Clean its mouth out with bleach and send it on its way |
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Bring the children a better day |
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[Murs] |
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So they can go out and play don't have to be players |
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Now the music is so cold that they listen to it with layers |
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So we try to warm em up, gamma-blast through the speakers |
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Cause we 'Leaders of the New', how about our 'Sound of Zeekers'? |
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And we drownin out the weaker, findin rhymes like heat-seekers |
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From the blast that's in the wrists, combattin evil |
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With some wax in our fist, on tracks we don't miss |
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Uncanny classic hits, who's the team that can't be dissed? |
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[Chorus:Slug] |
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Its the two |
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Its the two |
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(You can not see it) |
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The two |
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(The keepers of the wisdom and power) |
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Its the two |
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(You can not see it) |
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[Murs] |
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Now day in day out |
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We fought continuous bouts |
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At every corner of the world where we heard evil shout |
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Hearts filled with courage bank accounts full of doubt |
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We gotta find a way to make it all balance out |
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[Slug] |
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Now even heroes gotta eat and put fuel in the tummy |
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So it started getting real when the two ran out of money |
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And if you saw them you wouldn't be able to tell |
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Did a fine job saving mankind from hell |
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[Murs] |
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Well we saved the world and brought joy to the masses |
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But couldn't save ourselves from the government and taxes |
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And the justice league so we had to pay dues |
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When we couldn't ante up the kicked us out the crew |
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Now in the hood there were a few who did appreciate the saga |
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But didn't have the ends to fund this armada |
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So now we were the two with no H2 |
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And open to attack from every wack crew |
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[Slug] |
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And the fateful day came could it be |
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That two had been beat |
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Do they face defeat |
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Overcooked time to climb out of the book |
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Had a grasp let go lost grip when it got shook |
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The magic Cadillac eats a lot of gas |
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Rent and food the two had no cash |
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So they had to get jobs at a record store |
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And every thing went back to how it was before |
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[Chorus:Slug] |
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They were the two |
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(You can not see it) |
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We were the two |
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(The keepers of the wisdom and power) |
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Where are the two |
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(You can not see it) |
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Now its up to you |
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[Slug] |
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And the moral to our stupid little song is |
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It doesn't matter who's the smartest or the strongest |
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Love ain't enough for anyone to see it through |
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So make all checks and money orders payable to who |
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The two |
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(You can not see it) |
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Its the two |
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(The keepers of the wisdom and power) |
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The two |
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(You can not see it) |
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Its the two |
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(The keepers of the wisdom and power) |
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(You can not see it, but it is there, believe us) |
