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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) |
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Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) |
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George duke (keyboards, vocals) |
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Ruth underwood (percussion) |
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Tom fowler (bass) |
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Chester thompson (drums) |
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Hallo! hello! |
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Hello!Is this room service? |
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Hello?Hallo? |
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Is this room service at the hotel leningrad? |
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Oh, oh, oh, jawohl! |
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What would you like...? |
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Yeas, this is room service |
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Look here, buddy |
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Yeas, what would you like? |
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Oh, I'm so hungry! |
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You know, when you're a tourist and everything |
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And you travel around, you know |
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Going to all the neat little shops |
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Ten marks, costs you ten marks |
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I'm so hungry! |
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This call is going to cost you ten marks |
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You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front |
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Look hereEverything costs ten marks |
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Ivan, listen |
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Ivan, that's me |
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JawohlLook |
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You're going to sleep |
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You're going to sleep |
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I am so hungry |
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Can you bring me something to eat right away? |
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Bouillia... bouilliabai? |
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No bouilliabai |
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Bouilliabai? |
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No boogie-a-bay |
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How's about boogie-the-bay? |
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No boogie-woogie-the-bay |
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How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out? |
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Fish with...? hey, that sounds delicious! |
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Send me some fish with the eyes falling out |
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How about a little sand over it? |
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That'll make it... |
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Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish |
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That be ten marks |
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Do you have a sand-fish here? |
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Sand-fishie? |
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The eye's ten marks |
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The fishie is forty |
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Hey!Hey, listen! |
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Jawohl!The people in your country certainly are charming |
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You know where |
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I can get some pussy? |
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Ah...Never mind, look |
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This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand |
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Just send me up... |
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You tell to bring pussy in here? |
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We spray you with lace! |
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Oh, well... |
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Right in the face! |
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Oh, well... |
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You don't bring no pussy in this hotel! |
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Ahhah, okay... |
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Who do you think we are anyway? |
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Well, I guess you told me... |
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Are you a christian? |
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Am i... yeah, |
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I'm a christian, sure! |
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Isn't everyone? |
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Ah, okay, you can bring... |
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Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a christian |
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That's a difference... |
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Sure, if I'm a christian that means |
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I get some pussy, right? |
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That's right, that's cool, if you're a christian |
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OkayYou also get bouilliabai with it |
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Yeah, hey, great! |
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Look...And the fish with the eye fallin' out |
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I want you to send me some pussy |
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One pussySome fish with the eyes falling out |
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One fish with the eye falling out |
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Some bouilliabai |
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Some bouilliabai |
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And a bible |
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And a what? |
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And a giddeon bible |
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And a giddeon bible? |
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Okay, we also bring you the finnian bible |
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The phoenician bible? |
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No, the finnian bible, to go with the giddeon bible |
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The finnian bible |
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The finnian and the giddeon go together here |
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This is a terrible connection, |
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I can hardly hear you |
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But look, buddy, |
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Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry? |
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I'm so hungry |
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We shall send it up by the southern pacific railroad |
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Fast ah?That is very fast |
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So fast you can never know.......... |
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Cape cape cape kansas |
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Cape cape cape kansas |
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Cape cape cape kansas |
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Cape cape cape kansas |
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You will also like to have a little visit |
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Hello, hello, hello |
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Room service? |
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Hallo?Hey buddy! |
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You did not get your order? |
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No, listen, it's a... |
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You were not pleased with the pussy? |
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You don't like americans very much here, do you? |
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Oh, you american! that'll be twenty marks! |
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Yeah, twenty... right |
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Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know, |
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Just get it up to my room in a hurry because |
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I'm so hungry |
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Well, you have to understand |
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If we didn't bring it up there too fast |
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It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here, |
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You seeYou had a long summer and that's why...? |
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We had a very long summer, about that fast |
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Heh hehThat's how long it was, like that |
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Now listen! |
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Wait a minute! |
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You get that food to my room right away |
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Room number? |
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Or I'm gonna call the american embassy |
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What?You mean what am |
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I going to call them? |
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Why?I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers |
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That's what |
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I'm gonna call them |
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Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away |
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Mart, mart, mart perellis |
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Mart, mart, mart perellis |
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Mart, mart, mart perellis |
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Mart, mart, mart perellis |
