Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk 歌词

歌曲	Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
歌手	Frank Zappa
专辑	Broadway The Hard Way
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	作词 : Zappa
	There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine
	Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
	'Cause her sweet little hubby's
	Suckin' prong part time
	(In the name of The Lord)
	Get a clue, little shrew
	Oh yeah, oh yeah
	Jesus thinks you're a jerk
	Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
	Robertson says that he's The One
	Oh he sure is,
	if Armageddon
	Is your idea of family fun,
	An' he's got some planned for you!
	(Now, tell me that ain't true)
	Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
	Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
	Everything we've heard him say
	Indicated that Jim must pay,
	(And it just might hurt a bit)
	But keep that money rollin' in,
	'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
	Can't get enough of it
	Perhaps it's their idea
	Of an Affirmative Action Plan
	To give White Trash a 'special break';
	Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
	To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
	And every night we can hear them thank
	Their Buddy, up above
	For sending down his love
	(While you all smell the glove)
	Jim and Pat should take a pole
	(Right up each saintly glory-hole),
	With tar and feathers too --
	Just like they'd love to do to you
	('Cause they think you are bad --
	And they are very mad)
	'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!
	(We'd need an ark to survive the drool
	Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
	And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate)
	Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones' --
	And all their parents carry guns,
	And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
	(With their fingers on the triggers
	When they kneel and pray)
	With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
	In the back of the truck,
	If you ain't Born Again,
	They wanna mess you up, screamin':
	'No abortion, no-siree!'
	'Life's too precious, can't you see!'
	(What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
	Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --
	Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)
	Imagine if you will
	A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,
	Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator
	Studied Law --
	But is not qualified to practice it
	Father of a 'love child'
	Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
	Of papa's religious propaganda program
	Claims not to be a 'Faith Healer',
	But has, in the past,
	Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
	Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in Central America
	Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends
	Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
	(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)
	Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
	Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
	Hoping we will all follow him into --
	The Twilight Zone
	What if Pat gets in the White House,
	And suddenly --
	The rights of 'certain people' disappear
	Mysteriously?
	Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
	As an American Tragedy?
	(Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
	'Jesus told it to me!')
	I hope we never see that day,
	In The Land of The Free --
	Or someday will we?
	Will we?
	And if you don't know by now,
	The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
	Then, surely I have failed somehow --
	And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you --
	If you let those TV Preachers
	Make a monkey out of you!
	I said:
	'Jesus will think you're a jerk'
	And it would be true!
	There's an old rugged cross
	In the land of cutton --
	It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn
	And it still smells rotten
	Jim and Tammy!
	Oh, baby!
	You gotta go!
	You really got to go!

	zuo ci : Zappa
	There' s an ugly little wasel ' bout threefoot nine
	Face puffed up from cryin' ' n lyin'
	' Cause her sweet little hubby' s
	Suckin' prong part time
	In the name of The Lord
	Get a clue, little shrew
	Oh yeah, oh yeah
	Jesus thinks you' re a jerk
	Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
	Robertson says that he' s The One
	Oh he sure is,
	if Armageddon
	Is your idea of family fun,
	An' he' s got some planned for you!
	Now, tell me that ain' t true
	Now, what if Jimbo' s slightly gay,
	Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
	Everything we' ve heard him say
	Indicated that Jim must pay,
	And it just might hurt a bit
	But keep that money rollin' in,
	' Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
	Can' t get enough of it
	Perhaps it' s their idea
	Of an Affirmative Action Plan
	To give White Trash a ' special break'
	Well, they took those Jeezobucks and ran
	To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
	And every night we can hear them thank
	Their Buddy, up above
	For sending down his love
	While you all smell the glove
	Jim and Pat should take a pole
	Right up each saintly gloryhole,
	With tar and feathers too
	Just like they' d love to do to you
	' Cause they think you are bad
	And they are very mad
	' Cause some folks don' t want prayer in school!
	We' d need an ark to survive the drool
	Of Micropublicans, raised on hate,
	And ' JimboJimbo' when they graduate
	Conviced they are ' The Chosen Ones'
	And all their parents carry guns,
	And hold them cards in the N. R. A.
	With their fingers on the triggers
	When they kneel and pray
	With a KuKlux muumuu
	In the back of the truck,
	If you ain' t Born Again,
	They wanna mess you up, screamin':
	' No abortion, nosiree!'
	' Life' s too precious, can' t you see!'
	What' s that hangin' from the neighbor' s tree?
	Why, it looks like ' colored folks' to me
	Would THEY do THAT... seriously?
	Imagine if you will
	A multimillionaire Television Evangelist,
	Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U. S. Senator
	Studied Law
	But is not qualified to practice it
	Father of a ' love child'
	Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
	Of papa' s religious propaganda program
	Claims not to be a ' Faith Healer',
	But has, in the past,
	Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
	Involved with funding for a ' secret war' in Central America
	Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends
	Involved in suspicous ' taxavoidance schemes',
	Under investigation for 16 months by the I. R. S.
	Claims to be a MAN OF GOD
	Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
	Hoping we will all follow him into
	The Twilight Zone
	What if Pat gets in the White House,
	And suddenly
	The rights of ' certain people' disappear
	Mysteriously?
	Now, wouldn' t that sort of qualify
	As an American Tragedy?
	Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
	' Jesus told it to me!'
	I hope we never see that day,
	In The Land of The Free
	Or someday will we?
	Will we?
	And if you don' t know by now,
	The truth of what I' m tellin' you,
	Then, surely I have failed somehow
	And Jesus will think I' m a jerk, just like you
	If you let those TV Preachers
	Make a monkey out of you!
	I said:
	' Jesus will think you' re a jerk'
	And it would be true!
	There' s an old rugged cross
	In the land of cutton
	It' s still burnin' on somebody' s lawn
	And it still smells rotten
	Jim and Tammy!
	Oh, baby!
	You gotta go!
	You really got to go!

	zuò cí : Zappa
	There' s an ugly little wasel ' bout threefoot nine
	Face puffed up from cryin' ' n lyin'
	' Cause her sweet little hubby' s
	Suckin' prong part time
	In the name of The Lord
	Get a clue, little shrew
	Oh yeah, oh yeah
	Jesus thinks you' re a jerk
	Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
	Robertson says that he' s The One
	Oh he sure is,
	if Armageddon
	Is your idea of family fun,
	An' he' s got some planned for you!
	Now, tell me that ain' t true
	Now, what if Jimbo' s slightly gay,
	Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
	Everything we' ve heard him say
	Indicated that Jim must pay,
	And it just might hurt a bit
	But keep that money rollin' in,
	' Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
	Can' t get enough of it
	Perhaps it' s their idea
	Of an Affirmative Action Plan
	To give White Trash a ' special break'
	Well, they took those Jeezobucks and ran
	To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
	And every night we can hear them thank
	Their Buddy, up above
	For sending down his love
	While you all smell the glove
	Jim and Pat should take a pole
	Right up each saintly gloryhole,
	With tar and feathers too
	Just like they' d love to do to you
	' Cause they think you are bad
	And they are very mad
	' Cause some folks don' t want prayer in school!
	We' d need an ark to survive the drool
	Of Micropublicans, raised on hate,
	And ' JimboJimbo' when they graduate
	Conviced they are ' The Chosen Ones'
	And all their parents carry guns,
	And hold them cards in the N. R. A.
	With their fingers on the triggers
	When they kneel and pray
	With a KuKlux muumuu
	In the back of the truck,
	If you ain' t Born Again,
	They wanna mess you up, screamin':
	' No abortion, nosiree!'
	' Life' s too precious, can' t you see!'
	What' s that hangin' from the neighbor' s tree?
	Why, it looks like ' colored folks' to me
	Would THEY do THAT... seriously?
	Imagine if you will
	A multimillionaire Television Evangelist,
	Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U. S. Senator
	Studied Law
	But is not qualified to practice it
	Father of a ' love child'
	Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
	Of papa' s religious propaganda program
	Claims not to be a ' Faith Healer',
	But has, in the past,
	Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes
	Involved with funding for a ' secret war' in Central America
	Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends
	Involved in suspicous ' taxavoidance schemes',
	Under investigation for 16 months by the I. R. S.
	Claims to be a MAN OF GOD
	Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
	Hoping we will all follow him into
	The Twilight Zone
	What if Pat gets in the White House,
	And suddenly
	The rights of ' certain people' disappear
	Mysteriously?
	Now, wouldn' t that sort of qualify
	As an American Tragedy?
	Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
	' Jesus told it to me!'
	I hope we never see that day,
	In The Land of The Free
	Or someday will we?
	Will we?
	And if you don' t know by now,
	The truth of what I' m tellin' you,
	Then, surely I have failed somehow
	And Jesus will think I' m a jerk, just like you
	If you let those TV Preachers
	Make a monkey out of you!
	I said:
	' Jesus will think you' re a jerk'
	And it would be true!
	There' s an old rugged cross
	In the land of cutton
	It' s still burnin' on somebody' s lawn
	And it still smells rotten
	Jim and Tammy!
	Oh, baby!
	You gotta go!
	You really got to go!

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