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Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) |
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Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog) |
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Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) |
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Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) |
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Aynsley dunbar (drums) |
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Jim pons (bass, vocals, dialog) |
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Bob harris (keyboards, vocals) |
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Don preston (mini-moog) |
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What's a girl like you |
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Doin' in a place like this? |
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I left my place after midnight |
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And i came to this hall |
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Me and my girlfriend, wecame here |
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Lookin' to ball |
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You came to the right place |
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This is it |
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This is the swingin-est place |
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In new york city |
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(chorus line) no shit! |
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How true it is |
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Me and my girlfriend, we come here |
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Every night looking for that |
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Hot romance we need |
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We like to get it on -- |
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Do you like to get it on, too? |
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Well now, what did you have in mind? |
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Okay: well i get off bein' juked |
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With a baby octopus |
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An spewed upon with cream corn! aah... unh! |
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An' my girlfriend, she digs it |
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With a hot yoohoo bottle |
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While somebody's screamin': |
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Corks 'n' safeties |
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Pigs 'n' donkeys |
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Alice cooper's gonna ... aaaaaah! |
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Well, it gets me so hot |
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I could scream |
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(chorus line) alice cooper, alice cooper! yaaaah! |
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Alice cooper, alice cooper! yaaaah! |
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You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy |
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Ever been to a holiday inn? |
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Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... |
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Magic fingers in the bed (picture it!) |
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Wall-mounted tv screen: |
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Coffee-wost plugged into the bathroom wall |
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Formica's really keen! |
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(chorus line) what kind of girl do you think we are? |
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What kind of girl do you think we are? |
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Don't call us groupies |
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That is going too far |
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We wouldn't ball you |
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Just because you're a star |
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These girls wouldn't let just anybody |
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Spew on their vital parts |
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They want a guy from a group with a |
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Big hit single in the charts |
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Funny you should mention it: |
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Our new single just made the charts this week |
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With a bullet! with a bullet! |
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Lust let me put a little more |
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Rancid budweiser on my beard right now, baby |
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And you can show me how a young girl such as you |
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Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me... |
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What hotel did you say you are staying at? |
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Wanna split right away? |
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Not so fast, you sillt boy... there's one thing i gotta say: |
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(chorus line) we want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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And if his dick is a monster |
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If his dick is a monster |
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If his dick is a monster |
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We will give him our hearts... |
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Hold it! please hold it! |
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My god, madge... you voluptuous new york city slit... |
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Why did'nt you tell me before? |
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It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, |
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But.. now that i see you... i would have helped... |
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I didn't know you were so obviously.. pregnant... |