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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) |
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Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) |
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Ray white (guitar, vocals) |
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Roy estrada (vocals) |
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Bob harris (boy soprano) |
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Ike willis (vocals) |
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Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) |
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Tommy mars (keyboards) |
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Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) |
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Ed mann (percussion) |
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Scott thunes (bass) |
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Chad wackerman (drums) |
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Vinnie colaiuta (drums) |
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Craig steward (harmonica) |
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Dick fegy (mandolin) |
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Marty krystall (saxophone) |
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You-you-you-ooo |
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Look like a dor-r-r-k |
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You act like a dork |
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Most of the time, also |
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You're a dor-r-r-r-k |
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You are a double-dork butt rash |
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You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! |
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Nobody wants to... |
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You are boring...you have nothing to say |
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You eat cheese -- you eat cheese and other things |
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You can can wrap up an' take with you |
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From the table |
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With luigi & the wise guys at the table |
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You are a dork |
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You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! |
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A double-dork butt rash |
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There's one in every crew -- do you know who you are? |
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We know, but we won't tell you |
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We don't want to hurt your feelings |
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But you're a dor-r-r-r-k! |
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Might as well admit it |
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When you're a dork |
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You're a dork, by the way |
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You're a dork |
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A double |
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A double dork butt rash |
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A double butt rash dork |
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Luigi & the wise guys at the table |
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You look like a dork |
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Look loke a dork |
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You act like a dork most of the time |
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You're a dor-r-r-r-k |
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Double dork |
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Double dork |
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Double dork butt rash |
