歌曲 | The Dangerous Kitchen |
歌手 | Frank Zappa |
专辑 | The Man From Utopia |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Zappa | |
Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) | |
Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) | |
Ray white (guitar, vocals) | |
Roy estrada (vocals) | |
Bob harris (boy soprano) | |
Ike willis (vocals) | |
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) | |
Tommy mars (keyboards) | |
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) | |
Ed mann (percussion) | |
Scott thunes (bass) | |
Chad wackerman (drums) | |
Vinnie colaiuta (drums) | |
Craig steward (harmonica) | |
Dick fegy (mandolin) | |
Marty krystall (saxophone) | |
The dangerous kitchen | |
If it aint't one thing it's another | |
In the middle of the night when you get home | |
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy | |
The meat thing | |
Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
The can things with the sharp little edges | |
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking | |
The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
They can all be dangerous | |
Sometimes | |
The milk can hurt you | |
(if you put it on your cereal | |
Before you smell the plastic container) | |
And the stuff in the strainer | |
Has a mind of its own | |
So be very careful | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
When the night time has fallen, | |
And the roaches are crawlin' | |
In the kitchen of danger | |
You can feel like a stranger | |
The bananaes are black | |
The got flies in the back | |
And also the chicken | |
In the dish with the foil | |
Where the cream is all clabbered | |
And the salad is frightful | |
Your return in the evening | |
Can be less than delightful | |
You must walk very careful | |
You must not lean against it | |
It can get on you clothing | |
It can follow you in | |
As you walk to the bedroom | |
And you take all your clothes off | |
While you're sleeping | |
It crawls off | |
It gets in your bed | |
It could get on your face then | |
It could eat your complexion | |
You could die from the danger | |
Of the dangerous kitchen | |
Who the **** wants to clean it? | |
It's disgusting and dirty | |
The sponge on the drainer | |
Is stinky and squirty | |
If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
What you get on your hands then | |
Could un-balance your glands and | |
Make you blind or whatever | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
At my house tonight |
zuo ci : Zappa | |
Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
Ray white guitar, vocals | |
Roy estrada vocals | |
Bob harris boy soprano | |
Ike willis vocals | |
Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
Tommy mars keyboards | |
Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
Ed mann percussion | |
Scott thunes bass | |
Chad wackerman drums | |
Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
Craig steward harmonica | |
Dick fegy mandolin | |
Marty krystall saxophone | |
The dangerous kitchen | |
If it aint' t one thing it' s another | |
In the middle of the night when you get home | |
The bread things are all dry ' n' scratchy | |
The meat thing | |
Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
The can things with the sharp little edges | |
That can cut your fingers when you' re not looking | |
The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
They can all be dangerous | |
Sometimes | |
The milk can hurt you | |
if you put it on your cereal | |
Before you smell the plastic container | |
And the stuff in the strainer | |
Has a mind of its own | |
So be very careful | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
When the night time has fallen, | |
And the roaches are crawlin' | |
In the kitchen of danger | |
You can feel like a stranger | |
The bananaes are black | |
The got flies in the back | |
And also the chicken | |
In the dish with the foil | |
Where the cream is all clabbered | |
And the salad is frightful | |
Your return in the evening | |
Can be less than delightful | |
You must walk very careful | |
You must not lean against it | |
It can get on you clothing | |
It can follow you in | |
As you walk to the bedroom | |
And you take all your clothes off | |
While you' re sleeping | |
It crawls off | |
It gets in your bed | |
It could get on your face then | |
It could eat your complexion | |
You could die from the danger | |
Of the dangerous kitchen | |
Who the wants to clean it? | |
It' s disgusting and dirty | |
The sponge on the drainer | |
Is stinky and squirty | |
If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
What you get on your hands then | |
Could unbalance your glands and | |
Make you blind or whatever | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
At my house tonight |
zuò cí : Zappa | |
Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
Ray white guitar, vocals | |
Roy estrada vocals | |
Bob harris boy soprano | |
Ike willis vocals | |
Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
Tommy mars keyboards | |
Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
Ed mann percussion | |
Scott thunes bass | |
Chad wackerman drums | |
Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
Craig steward harmonica | |
Dick fegy mandolin | |
Marty krystall saxophone | |
The dangerous kitchen | |
If it aint' t one thing it' s another | |
In the middle of the night when you get home | |
The bread things are all dry ' n' scratchy | |
The meat thing | |
Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
The can things with the sharp little edges | |
That can cut your fingers when you' re not looking | |
The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
They can all be dangerous | |
Sometimes | |
The milk can hurt you | |
if you put it on your cereal | |
Before you smell the plastic container | |
And the stuff in the strainer | |
Has a mind of its own | |
So be very careful | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
When the night time has fallen, | |
And the roaches are crawlin' | |
In the kitchen of danger | |
You can feel like a stranger | |
The bananaes are black | |
The got flies in the back | |
And also the chicken | |
In the dish with the foil | |
Where the cream is all clabbered | |
And the salad is frightful | |
Your return in the evening | |
Can be less than delightful | |
You must walk very careful | |
You must not lean against it | |
It can get on you clothing | |
It can follow you in | |
As you walk to the bedroom | |
And you take all your clothes off | |
While you' re sleeping | |
It crawls off | |
It gets in your bed | |
It could get on your face then | |
It could eat your complexion | |
You could die from the danger | |
Of the dangerous kitchen | |
Who the wants to clean it? | |
It' s disgusting and dirty | |
The sponge on the drainer | |
Is stinky and squirty | |
If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
What you get on your hands then | |
Could unbalance your glands and | |
Make you blind or whatever | |
In the dangerous kitchen | |
At my house tonight |