歌曲 | Be-Bop Tango |
歌手 | Frank Zappa |
专辑 | The Yellow Shark |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Zappa | |
Some of you may know that the tango, | |
Which is not a very popular dance anymore, | |
Was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion. | |
Back in the old days when it wasn't so easy to get your rocks off, | |
When it was hard to make contact with a member of the opposite camp | |
And you had to resort to things like dancing close together | |
And going hey... | |
Those were the days. | |
Well those days are probably gone forever, | |
I don't know, | |
Unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later. | |
But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango. | |
It's actually a perverted tango. | |
By the time... | |
Yes, it's so perverted! | |
This is the | |
Be-Bop Tango, | |
A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later, so watch out folks... | |
You can turn on the big lights, we may need 'em. | |
You know, the ones in the audience. | |
Heh heh. Okay, 're you ready? | |
Not too fast now 'cause | |
I wanna get the right notes on the tape ' | |
N' this, this has to be the one. | |
This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. | |
Okay, 're you ready? | |
This is a hard one to play. | |
One two three four... | |
The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen. | |
Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo, | |
Based on the-ah, idea of an evolved tango-event. | |
Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance | |
That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the | |
Mud Shark did. | |
Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body, | |
In preparation...in preparation for the real live | |
Be-Bop Tango | |
Which we're gonna demonstrate. | |
Napoleon will assist him. | |
Napoleon just put your horn down, | |
Just relax, | |
Put your head back, | |
Here comes the drill. | |
Okay, heh heh heh, you know what | |
I'm talkin' about? | |
Okay. This is sort of like jazz in it's own peculiar way. | |
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny! | |
Okay, let's go! | |
Yeah man, jazz man, you know what | |
I mean? This is | |
Be-Bop, Even though you think it doesn't sound like that. | |
Be-Bop! Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Some of you with a musical education | |
Can tell that the notes that | |
George just sang when he went: "This is Be-Bop, even though you think it doesn't sound like that", | |
Is actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself | |
Which will get even more depraved as the number goes on. | |
George will now attempt to dismember that melody, | |
Play it and sing it at the same time while... | |
Tu-dup. Hey, that's the way! | |
While we sort of dance to it. | |
Okay, try it | |
George. Tu-dup, tu-dee... | |
Oh yeah! As | |
I was saying. | |
Now, what we'd like to do at this point | |
Is get some volunteers from the audience to... | |
I know you will, oh | |
God you will... | |
We need some...heh heh heh... | |
Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn't you... | |
No, we wanna have some people who've never tried it bef ore, | |
Who've never even thought of trying it before. | |
A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, | |
Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what | |
George sings. | |
Do we have anybody who is...you're one. | |
Okay, what's your name? | |
Carl. Your name is | |
Carl? Please | |
Carl step on to the stage. | |
Pleased to meet you | |
Carl. Alright. | |
Okay? Let's see-ah, is there anybody in the, in the back? | |
Where...oh-oh, hey! | |
What's your name? | |
Rick. Rick, and? | |
Jane. Rick and | |
Jane and Carl! | |
Alright, here's how it works: | |
There's a beat going on like this; | |
That's a pedestrian beat. | |
You don't dance to that beat, | |
You dance to what | |
George sings, okay? | |
The little ones, okay? | |
The little quick ones, okay? | |
Ready? George, make them dance! | |
Dup. No no | |
Rick, you're too reserved. | |
Ready? Give it to 'em | |
George! Tu-dup, tu-dup pu-dee-da... | |
No no, come on now, loosen up. | |
Listen, encourage them! | |
When it... | |
Ah! Okay! | |
Alright, one more time: dance! | |
Tu-dup, du-dee-da... | |
Let's study this phenomenon. | |
Tu-duppy-dup-pu-dee-da... | |
Now look, | |
Rick and Jane and | |
Carl, You're, you're wonderful but you're just too reserved. | |
I still can... | |
I know you will, maybe in a minute. | |
Okay, I'll t-tell you what: | |
Go back to your seats and we'll bring up the next batch. | |
Okay? Carl, | |
Rick and Jane! | |
Alright, you wanna try...? | |
Anything you say | |
Frank! Oh my | |
God! Alright, you're name is | |
Lana, right? | |
Lana dance! | |
Du-dup-dee-dup... | |
Now that's more like it. | |
Du-dup-dee-dup... | |
Lana, you're so good we have to bring up some other people to assist you. | |
Brenda, imported from | |
Edward's Air | |
Force Base, where she... | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
Brenda... | |
Brenda is a professional harlot | |
And she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at | |
Edward's Air | |
Force Base, | |
And she made it down here in time for the show. | |
Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the car, really good. | |
Okay. Heh. | |
Brenda, Brenda has a lovely assistant named | |
Carl, Or Robert | |
James Davis if you prefer. | |
Herb Cohen, ladies and gentlemen! | |
Okay, dance! | |
Du-du-dip... | |
You're still too adagio, | |
I keep telling you! | |
Du-dup-du-dee-da... | |
Turn on the bubble machine! | |
Dup-dee-da, dup-dee-da... | |
God, is that a cheap bubble-machine! | |
Bow, du-du-du-du-du-da... | |
Ladies and gentlemen: | |
Don's ex-wife! | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
You're probably sitting in your chairs, | |
Saying to yourselves: | |
I could do that. | |
And of course you can! | |
And now is your big chance! | |
All you have to do, | |
The first step is easy, | |
All you gotta do is stand up. | |
Go ahead, just stand up. | |
There you go, you are standing up. | |
Yes, some of you are not standing up | |
But you won't have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. | |
Okay, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what's going on. | |
Yes, very many of you are standing up. | |
Okay, link your mind with the mind of | |
George Duke! | |
And when... | |
Du-dup... | |
That's it! | |
When he plays those funny fast little notes, | |
Twitch around and have a good time with the | |
Be-Bop Tango, | |
Let's try it! | |
Anything you wanna do is alright. | |
You gotta do anything you wanna do, it's alright. | |
Yes you got to know you came to the right place, tonight. (Give me some of that wine now). | |
As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, | |
This is the end of our concert. | |
We like to thank you ver... | |
Wanna thank you very much for coming. | |
Hope you had a good time. | |
Bruce Fowler on trombone, | |
Napoleon Murphy | |
Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, | |
Ruth Underwood on percussion, | |
Ralph Humphrey on drums, | |
Chester Thompson on drums, | |
Tom Fowler on bass | |
And George | |
Duke on the keyboards. | |
Thank you very much. | |
Alright, alright... |
zuo ci : Zappa | |
Some of you may know that the tango, | |
Which is not a very popular dance anymore, | |
Was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion. | |
Back in the old days when it wasn' t so easy to get your rocks off, | |
When it was hard to make contact with a member of the opposite camp | |
And you had to resort to things like dancing close together | |
And going hey... | |
Those were the days. | |
Well those days are probably gone forever, | |
I don' t know, | |
Unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later. | |
But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango. | |
It' s actually a perverted tango. | |
By the time... | |
Yes, it' s so perverted! | |
This is the | |
BeBop Tango, | |
A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later, so watch out folks... | |
You can turn on the big lights, we may need ' em. | |
You know, the ones in the audience. | |
Heh heh. Okay, ' re you ready? | |
Not too fast now ' cause | |
I wanna get the right notes on the tape ' | |
N' this, this has to be the one. | |
This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. | |
Okay, ' re you ready? | |
This is a hard one to play. | |
One two three four... | |
The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen. | |
Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo, | |
Based on theah, idea of an evolved tangoevent. | |
Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance | |
That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the | |
Mud Shark did. | |
Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body, | |
In preparation... in preparation for the real live | |
BeBop Tango | |
Which we' re gonna demonstrate. | |
Napoleon will assist him. | |
Napoleon just put your horn down, | |
Just relax, | |
Put your head back, | |
Here comes the drill. | |
Okay, heh heh heh, you know what | |
I' m talkin' about? | |
Okay. This is sort of like jazz in it' s own peculiar way. | |
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny! | |
Okay, let' s go! | |
Yeah man, jazz man, you know what | |
I mean? This is | |
BeBop, Even though you think it doesn' t sound like that. | |
BeBop! Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Some of you with a musical education | |
Can tell that the notes that | |
George just sang when he went: " This is BeBop, even though you think it doesn' t sound like that", | |
Is actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself | |
Which will get even more depraved as the number goes on. | |
George will now attempt to dismember that melody, | |
Play it and sing it at the same time while... | |
Tudup. Hey, that' s the way! | |
While we sort of dance to it. | |
Okay, try it | |
George. Tudup, tudee... | |
Oh yeah! As | |
I was saying. | |
Now, what we' d like to do at this point | |
Is get some volunteers from the audience to... | |
I know you will, oh | |
God you will... | |
We need some... heh heh heh... | |
Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn' t you... | |
No, we wanna have some people who' ve never tried it bef ore, | |
Who' ve never even thought of trying it before. | |
A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, | |
Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what | |
George sings. | |
Do we have anybody who is... you' re one. | |
Okay, what' s your name? | |
Carl. Your name is | |
Carl? Please | |
Carl step on to the stage. | |
Pleased to meet you | |
Carl. Alright. | |
Okay? Let' s seeah, is there anybody in the, in the back? | |
Where... ohoh, hey! | |
What' s your name? | |
Rick. Rick, and? | |
Jane. Rick and | |
Jane and Carl! | |
Alright, here' s how it works: | |
There' s a beat going on like this | |
That' s a pedestrian beat. | |
You don' t dance to that beat, | |
You dance to what | |
George sings, okay? | |
The little ones, okay? | |
The little quick ones, okay? | |
Ready? George, make them dance! | |
Dup. No no | |
Rick, you' re too reserved. | |
Ready? Give it to ' em | |
George! Tudup, tudup pudeeda... | |
No no, come on now, loosen up. | |
Listen, encourage them! | |
When it... | |
Ah! Okay! | |
Alright, one more time: dance! | |
Tudup, dudeeda... | |
Let' s study this phenomenon. | |
Tuduppyduppudeeda... | |
Now look, | |
Rick and Jane and | |
Carl, You' re, you' re wonderful but you' re just too reserved. | |
I still can... | |
I know you will, maybe in a minute. | |
Okay, I' ll ttell you what: | |
Go back to your seats and we' ll bring up the next batch. | |
Okay? Carl, | |
Rick and Jane! | |
Alright, you wanna try...? | |
Anything you say | |
Frank! Oh my | |
God! Alright, you' re name is | |
Lana, right? | |
Lana dance! | |
Dudupdeedup... | |
Now that' s more like it. | |
Dudupdeedup... | |
Lana, you' re so good we have to bring up some other people to assist you. | |
Brenda, imported from | |
Edward' s Air | |
Force Base, where she... | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
Brenda... | |
Brenda is a professional harlot | |
And she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at | |
Edward' s Air | |
Force Base, | |
And she made it down here in time for the show. | |
Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the car, really good. | |
Okay. Heh. | |
Brenda, Brenda has a lovely assistant named | |
Carl, Or Robert | |
James Davis if you prefer. | |
Herb Cohen, ladies and gentlemen! | |
Okay, dance! | |
Dududip... | |
You' re still too adagio, | |
I keep telling you! | |
Dudupdudeeda... | |
Turn on the bubble machine! | |
Dupdeeda, dupdeeda... | |
God, is that a cheap bubblemachine! | |
Bow, dudududududa... | |
Ladies and gentlemen: | |
Don' s exwife! | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
You' re probably sitting in your chairs, | |
Saying to yourselves: | |
I could do that. | |
And of course you can! | |
And now is your big chance! | |
All you have to do, | |
The first step is easy, | |
All you gotta do is stand up. | |
Go ahead, just stand up. | |
There you go, you are standing up. | |
Yes, some of you are not standing up | |
But you won' t have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. | |
Okay, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what' s going on. | |
Yes, very many of you are standing up. | |
Okay, link your mind with the mind of | |
George Duke! | |
And when... | |
Dudup... | |
That' s it! | |
When he plays those funny fast little notes, | |
Twitch around and have a good time with the | |
BeBop Tango, | |
Let' s try it! | |
Anything you wanna do is alright. | |
You gotta do anything you wanna do, it' s alright. | |
Yes you got to know you came to the right place, tonight. Give me some of that wine now. | |
As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, | |
This is the end of our concert. | |
We like to thank you ver... | |
Wanna thank you very much for coming. | |
Hope you had a good time. | |
Bruce Fowler on trombone, | |
Napoleon Murphy | |
Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, | |
Ruth Underwood on percussion, | |
Ralph Humphrey on drums, | |
Chester Thompson on drums, | |
Tom Fowler on bass | |
And George | |
Duke on the keyboards. | |
Thank you very much. | |
Alright, alright... |
zuò cí : Zappa | |
Some of you may know that the tango, | |
Which is not a very popular dance anymore, | |
Was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion. | |
Back in the old days when it wasn' t so easy to get your rocks off, | |
When it was hard to make contact with a member of the opposite camp | |
And you had to resort to things like dancing close together | |
And going hey... | |
Those were the days. | |
Well those days are probably gone forever, | |
I don' t know, | |
Unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later. | |
But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango. | |
It' s actually a perverted tango. | |
By the time... | |
Yes, it' s so perverted! | |
This is the | |
BeBop Tango, | |
A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later, so watch out folks... | |
You can turn on the big lights, we may need ' em. | |
You know, the ones in the audience. | |
Heh heh. Okay, ' re you ready? | |
Not too fast now ' cause | |
I wanna get the right notes on the tape ' | |
N' this, this has to be the one. | |
This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. | |
Okay, ' re you ready? | |
This is a hard one to play. | |
One two three four... | |
The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen. | |
Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo, | |
Based on theah, idea of an evolved tangoevent. | |
Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance | |
That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the | |
Mud Shark did. | |
Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body, | |
In preparation... in preparation for the real live | |
BeBop Tango | |
Which we' re gonna demonstrate. | |
Napoleon will assist him. | |
Napoleon just put your horn down, | |
Just relax, | |
Put your head back, | |
Here comes the drill. | |
Okay, heh heh heh, you know what | |
I' m talkin' about? | |
Okay. This is sort of like jazz in it' s own peculiar way. | |
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny! | |
Okay, let' s go! | |
Yeah man, jazz man, you know what | |
I mean? This is | |
BeBop, Even though you think it doesn' t sound like that. | |
BeBop! Now, as you might have noticed, | |
Some of you with a musical education | |
Can tell that the notes that | |
George just sang when he went: " This is BeBop, even though you think it doesn' t sound like that", | |
Is actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself | |
Which will get even more depraved as the number goes on. | |
George will now attempt to dismember that melody, | |
Play it and sing it at the same time while... | |
Tudup. Hey, that' s the way! | |
While we sort of dance to it. | |
Okay, try it | |
George. Tudup, tudee... | |
Oh yeah! As | |
I was saying. | |
Now, what we' d like to do at this point | |
Is get some volunteers from the audience to... | |
I know you will, oh | |
God you will... | |
We need some... heh heh heh... | |
Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn' t you... | |
No, we wanna have some people who' ve never tried it bef ore, | |
Who' ve never even thought of trying it before. | |
A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, | |
Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what | |
George sings. | |
Do we have anybody who is... you' re one. | |
Okay, what' s your name? | |
Carl. Your name is | |
Carl? Please | |
Carl step on to the stage. | |
Pleased to meet you | |
Carl. Alright. | |
Okay? Let' s seeah, is there anybody in the, in the back? | |
Where... ohoh, hey! | |
What' s your name? | |
Rick. Rick, and? | |
Jane. Rick and | |
Jane and Carl! | |
Alright, here' s how it works: | |
There' s a beat going on like this | |
That' s a pedestrian beat. | |
You don' t dance to that beat, | |
You dance to what | |
George sings, okay? | |
The little ones, okay? | |
The little quick ones, okay? | |
Ready? George, make them dance! | |
Dup. No no | |
Rick, you' re too reserved. | |
Ready? Give it to ' em | |
George! Tudup, tudup pudeeda... | |
No no, come on now, loosen up. | |
Listen, encourage them! | |
When it... | |
Ah! Okay! | |
Alright, one more time: dance! | |
Tudup, dudeeda... | |
Let' s study this phenomenon. | |
Tuduppyduppudeeda... | |
Now look, | |
Rick and Jane and | |
Carl, You' re, you' re wonderful but you' re just too reserved. | |
I still can... | |
I know you will, maybe in a minute. | |
Okay, I' ll ttell you what: | |
Go back to your seats and we' ll bring up the next batch. | |
Okay? Carl, | |
Rick and Jane! | |
Alright, you wanna try...? | |
Anything you say | |
Frank! Oh my | |
God! Alright, you' re name is | |
Lana, right? | |
Lana dance! | |
Dudupdeedup... | |
Now that' s more like it. | |
Dudupdeedup... | |
Lana, you' re so good we have to bring up some other people to assist you. | |
Brenda, imported from | |
Edward' s Air | |
Force Base, where she... | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
Brenda... | |
Brenda is a professional harlot | |
And she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at | |
Edward' s Air | |
Force Base, | |
And she made it down here in time for the show. | |
Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the car, really good. | |
Okay. Heh. | |
Brenda, Brenda has a lovely assistant named | |
Carl, Or Robert | |
James Davis if you prefer. | |
Herb Cohen, ladies and gentlemen! | |
Okay, dance! | |
Dududip... | |
You' re still too adagio, | |
I keep telling you! | |
Dudupdudeeda... | |
Turn on the bubble machine! | |
Dupdeeda, dupdeeda... | |
God, is that a cheap bubblemachine! | |
Bow, dudududududa... | |
Ladies and gentlemen: | |
Don' s exwife! | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | |
You' re probably sitting in your chairs, | |
Saying to yourselves: | |
I could do that. | |
And of course you can! | |
And now is your big chance! | |
All you have to do, | |
The first step is easy, | |
All you gotta do is stand up. | |
Go ahead, just stand up. | |
There you go, you are standing up. | |
Yes, some of you are not standing up | |
But you won' t have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. | |
Okay, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what' s going on. | |
Yes, very many of you are standing up. | |
Okay, link your mind with the mind of | |
George Duke! | |
And when... | |
Dudup... | |
That' s it! | |
When he plays those funny fast little notes, | |
Twitch around and have a good time with the | |
BeBop Tango, | |
Let' s try it! | |
Anything you wanna do is alright. | |
You gotta do anything you wanna do, it' s alright. | |
Yes you got to know you came to the right place, tonight. Give me some of that wine now. | |
As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, | |
This is the end of our concert. | |
We like to thank you ver... | |
Wanna thank you very much for coming. | |
Hope you had a good time. | |
Bruce Fowler on trombone, | |
Napoleon Murphy | |
Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, | |
Ruth Underwood on percussion, | |
Ralph Humphrey on drums, | |
Chester Thompson on drums, | |
Tom Fowler on bass | |
And George | |
Duke on the keyboards. | |
Thank you very much. | |
Alright, alright... |