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Well you took me to the movies |
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You took me to the dance |
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You took me to your warehouse |
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Tied up in the back of your van |
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You said "whip it out" |
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And I started to shout"I'm in love with the woman again!" |
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Well you took me to your office |
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We went to meet your folks |
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We went out to the garden shed |
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Where I took off all my clothes |
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And I was terrified by the look in your eyes |
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But there's a lot to loving |
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I don't know |
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Well you took me to the ceremony to sweat out all my fear |
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You came across the cosmic serpent with pants rolling into his hair |
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If he's my spirit guide |
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I'm gonna stay inside |
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I'm never sleeping in a teepee again |
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No no, no no no no no |
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Well you asked me where |
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I came from |
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In the middle of round ten |
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I thanked you for the compliment |
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Before you clarified what you meant |
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You said "what the hell are you doing here?there's a crawler in my apartment" |
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Trout fishing in |
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AmericaBaby go and buy a pole |
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But by the time |
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I got around to reading the book |
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I was a celebrated deep sea pro |
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Was drinking |
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Greyhounds |
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Way below the ground |
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On my very own |
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TV showWell we went to get some work done |
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So our faces finally matched |
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The doctor took one look at me |
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And took a skin graft out of my ass |
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If this is what it takes |
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It takes you one date |
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I'm gonna put my mammoth behind glass |
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If I make it out alive |
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From Hollywood and |
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VineI'll build a cabin up in the |
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NorthwestNo no, no no no no no |
