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I know an old lady |
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She swallowed a fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallow the fly - |
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I guess she'll die |
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I know an old lady |
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Who swallow a spider |
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It wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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She swallowed a spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly - |
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I guess she'll die |
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I know and old lady |
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Who swallowed a bird |
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Isn't that ubsurd |
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To swallow a bird? |
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She swallowed the bird |
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To catch the spider |
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Who wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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She swallowed the spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed a fly - |
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I guess she'll die |
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I know and old lady |
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Who swallowed a cat |
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Just imagine that |
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She swallowed a cat |
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She swallowed the cat |
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To catch the bird |
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She swallowed the bird |
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To catch the spider |
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Who wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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And she swallowed the spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly - |
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I guess she'll die! |
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I know an old lady who swallowed a dog |
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Ooh, what a hog |
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She swallowed the dog |
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She swallowed the dog |
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To catch the the cat |
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She swallowed the cat |
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To catch the bird |
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And she swallowed the bird |
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To catch the spider |
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Who wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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And she swallowed the spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly - |
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I guess she'll die |
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I know an old lady |
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Who swallowed a goat |
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She just opened her throat |
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And swallowed a goat |
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She swallowed the goat |
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To catch the dog |
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She swallowed the dog |
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To catch the cat |
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She swallowed the cat |
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To catch the bird |
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And she swallowed the bird |
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To catch the spider |
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Who wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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And she swallowed the spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly - |
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I guess she'll die |
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And I knew an old lady |
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Who swallowed a minister |
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Is'nt that sinister? |
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To swallow a minister |
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She swallowed a minister |
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To catch the goat |
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And she swallowed a goat |
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To catch the dog |
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And she swallowed a dog |
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To catch the cat |
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She swallowed the cat |
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To catch the bird |
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And she swallowed the bird |
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To catch the spider |
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That wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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And she swallowed th spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly. - |
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I guess she'll die |
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I know an old lady |
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Who swallowed a rhinosaurus |
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Isn't that preposterous! |
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To swallow a rhinosaurus |
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She swallowed a rhinosaurus |
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To catch the minister |
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She swallowed the minister |
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To catch the goat |
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She swallowed the goat |
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To catch the dog |
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She swallowed the dog |
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To catch the cat |
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She swallowed the cat |
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To catch the bird |
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And she swallowed a bird |
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To catch the spider |
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That wiggled and jiggled |
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And tickled inside her |
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And she swallowed the spider |
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To catch the fly |
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But I don't know why |
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She swallowed the fly - |
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I guess she'll die! |
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I know an old lady |
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Who swallowed a horse...she choked! (Alt. She's dead of course) |
